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== The First Steps == | == The First Steps == | ||
Joey asked in [[Engrish|broken English]] "Dad me can toons makes in TV, yes?" His daddy boldy replied ", | Joey was just another mentally unstable kid who never had friends since kindergarten, no cursh, no ambitions, nothing, up until that monent that changed him forever. While Joey watched lots of cartoons with his father he asked in [[Engrish|broken English]] "Dad, me can toons makes in TV, yes?". His daddy boldy replied "Only when you grow up and add a couple of brain cells, you can pitch an idea to the TV network... In your dreams." That was the remark that made him bend every expensive spoon from his great-grandmother's collection in a fit of [[rage]] just to show him how serious he is. Against dad's wishes, he uploaded his poorly made cartoons, starring his totally [[original character]] Boris the Tank Engine. | ||
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== Joey the Splendid Artist == | == Joey the Splendid Artist == | ||
[[Image:MrCoolBlue Jade taking a dump.png|thumb|300px|One of Joey's masterpieces.]] | [[Image:MrCoolBlue Jade taking a dump.png|thumb|300px|One of Joey's masterpieces.]] | ||
According to the report about the family's shed, it is cluttered with [[plush]]ies and toys he bought with mom's welfare money, the wooden floor is infested with termites, probably doesn't know how to kill them with pesticide, and the exterior needs to be paid for long overdue renovations. Yup, his shed that he calls an atelier is [[Sarcasm|looking rather professional]]. And as for the art, they suck donkey balls with [[fetishes]] and his own [[self-insert]] shoehorned in them. He's among the people who claim to draw like [[Walt Disney]], [[Irony|but the drawings resemble of something a first grade student can draw]]. If you dare to get in his way by telling him to draw better, he will depict you getting physically beaten to death by him, guaranteed. | |||
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==The Balloon Party== | ==The Balloon Party== | ||
Whenever he tries to impress a real girl but [[epic fail|fails in process]], he heads down to his own underground sex dungeon, out of fear of getting [[friend zone]]'d, with his brother, ''Martin Morley'', to see his beloved charactes getting forced to play with balloons like [[sex toys]]. Fortunately, one of MI6 agents posing as a bodyguard took pictures of last night's performance. If the wolrd ever find outs about his poorly kept secret, he's going to shove an air pump with a balloon attached to it up his rear and inflate it to the point the balloon bursts from the inside, spilling [[gore|blood and guts]] all over the room in front of his [[imaginary girlfriend|imaginary girlfriends]]. | |||
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== Joining ED == | == Joining ED == | ||
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== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
{{notice|''[[You]] can view the FULL archive of aspergers [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1QU7C-Me7aHWm-1U1LO3ym1hRCyHAOY_I here] and [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-N_NirJmvZcQBK2613S177aclCtudpmV here].''}} | {{notice|''[[You]] can view the FULL archive of aspergers [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1QU7C-Me7aHWm-1U1LO3ym1hRCyHAOY_I here] and [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-N_NirJmvZcQBK2613S177aclCtudpmV here].''}} | ||
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Revision as of 09:36, 31 August 2024
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Thanks a lot, Broken Britain. |
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
Joseph "Husker The Wolf" Morley (a.k.a. Joeyinsully and Mr. Cool Blue) is an autistic 25-year-old British furfag who, much like every other autist on the entire fucking planet, has an unhealthy sexual obsession with Sonic the Hedgehog, Thomas the Tank Engine, balloons and pregnancy.
Joey's biggest accomplishment was spending three years of his life making a 23 minute animated film entitled Thomas and the Preggy Club, which features an MS Paint rendition of Thomas the Tank Engine meeting mpreg Sonic, preggo Sally Acorn and some official art of Amy Rose that he stole directly from Sonic X because the project would have taken another three fucking years if he had to draw her pink ass in MS Paint too.
The First Steps
Joey was just another mentally unstable kid who never had friends since kindergarten, no cursh, no ambitions, nothing, up until that monent that changed him forever. While Joey watched lots of cartoons with his father he asked in broken English "Dad, me can toons makes in TV, yes?". His daddy boldy replied "Only when you grow up and add a couple of brain cells, you can pitch an idea to the TV network... In your dreams." That was the remark that made him bend every expensive spoon from his great-grandmother's collection in a fit of rage just to show him how serious he is. Against dad's wishes, he uploaded his poorly made cartoons, starring his totally original character Boris the Tank Engine.
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Thomas Cartoon Series
When he learned to draw and animate by doing nothing and migrated from his parents' channel to his own he thought to himself why not make a fan cartoon with the plot centered around Thomas trying to sabotage Amy Rose's preggy club. In 2018, after waving his ink-covered dong on digital animation cels for three years straight and borrowing character templates from Kphoria, the first episode of TCS was released to the public. It was so bad it reached the Andrew Dobson levels of fail that only retards can enjoy his excuse for a train wreck. In response to (rightfully) receiving a lot of hate he pissed his dad's underwear and deleted the video, and nothing of value was lost.
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But that's not all, rumor has it he's working all day and night on 10 or so seasons, a Thomas the 007 agent episode, a 5-hour long crossover episode with characters from volkenfox's visual novel game The Pirate's Fate and a 9-hour special serving as a metaphor for him turning into a gay porn star which is going to take at least 100 years to finish.
Joey the Splendid Artist
According to the report about the family's shed, it is cluttered with plushies and toys he bought with mom's welfare money, the wooden floor is infested with termites, probably doesn't know how to kill them with pesticide, and the exterior needs to be paid for long overdue renovations. Yup, his shed that he calls an atelier is looking rather professional. And as for the art, they suck donkey balls with fetishes and his own self-insert shoehorned in them. He's among the people who claim to draw like Walt Disney, but the drawings resemble of something a first grade student can draw. If you dare to get in his way by telling him to draw better, he will depict you getting physically beaten to death by him, guaranteed.
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The Balloon Party
Whenever he tries to impress a real girl but fails in process, he heads down to his own underground sex dungeon, out of fear of getting friend zone'd, with his brother, Martin Morley, to see his beloved charactes getting forced to play with balloons like sex toys. Fortunately, one of MI6 agents posing as a bodyguard took pictures of last night's performance. If the wolrd ever find outs about his poorly kept secret, he's going to shove an air pump with a balloon attached to it up his rear and inflate it to the point the balloon bursts from the inside, spilling blood and guts all over the room in front of his imaginary girlfriends.
Joining ED
—Joey, thinking we'd actually help him. | ||
Somehow, he thought to himself "ED (of all places) can save me from the haters!", so he joined ED, and later the discord server. He asks if pedos are allowed, and once we said no, he responded with "I was under the impression this was to help me fight my haters, not give me MORE haters. I wanted to run them into the ground." He was b& immediately from the server for being a dumbass pedo. After a few days he decided to start blanking this very article just like every aspie who has an article on here, however he failed to realize that Vandalism is Pointless, and got b& from the wiki shortly after. The rest is history.
Known ED accounts
User:Husker the Wolf
User:YaroslavTV +1
Gallery
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You can view the FULL archive of aspergers here and here. |
Videos
Videos Made by Joey
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Videos on Joey
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See Also
- Kashi-Kukku - shitty attack article he wrote about some nobody
- Colby James - also makes shitty fanfiction
- Chris-Chan - the person he likes to compare people too, all the while being the closest to him than anyone else
- YaroslavTV - EDitor; husker's biggest enemy apparently, named one of his socks after him
External Links
Husker the Wolf- tojoluna
joseph.morley.9803
Joeyinsully
joeyinsully
huskertwolf
TTTE_Cartoonist
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