Mumkey Jones
Mumkey Jones
(Powerword: Tyler James Millard), nowadays uploading under the handle Simian Jimmy, is an unfunny edgelord who first rose to prominence by making shitty YouTube videos about Anime and Elliot Rodger. He eventually accumulated about 300,000 subs on YouTube before the frigid SJW cow that runs the site banhammered his ass. Since Mumkey was an autistic loser with no life outside of his channel, this caused him to spiral uncontrollably downward in an epic fashion. But if nothing else, ruining his own life is probably the funniest thing he's ever done.
Mumkey's Anime Reviews and Elliot Rodger videos
Mumkey got his start of film making from making literal school shooter short films in high school. Before becoming Mumkey, he had a gaming channel with his friend, that later turned into his infamous crappy "satirical" anime reviews in 2016. These videos were poorly edited and autistic as fuck, but since this was before it came out what a spergy degenerate Mumkey was, people ended up thinking that the cringey shit he'd say was him being ironic, and so he started building up a sizable fanbase. Tyler's nickname "Mumkey" came from his classmates telling him that he looks like a monkey. He ended up doing 50 of these before his budding crush on Elliot Rodger grew too big to ignore, and it started finding its way into his content. To commemorate this love, he made a book for Elliot, which was a parody of Diary of a Wimpy Kid called, "Diary of a Supreme Gentleman", and was even involved in the leaking of Elliot's emails. Mumkey is obsessed with school shootings in general, making a book called the Triflers which is about a group of kids journaling before killing their classmates. Turkey Tom has even said this is his favorite book of all time, if that gives you an idea of the quality.
Mumkeyverse
He has something called the Mumkeyverse, which just translates to people he makes videos with. He are some of them:
- Toby Reynolds
- EmpLemon
- Rusty Cage
- Chris "Reactor" Pool
- Basedshaman
- AssBurgerRaps
- Rucka Rucka Ali
- TommyC
Ape V. Man
Mumkey is a bit of shit stirrer to put it lightly. So not being able to help himself, he got in plenty Internet slapfights before being banned. Digibro was one of the first people he trolled. DigiPedo originally thought Mumkey was a friend of his, so when he started getting fucked with by him and Bedhead Bernie he sperged the fuck out. Quinton Reviews and Mumkey also went back and forth for a while, but EmpLemon and Rusty Cage were able to tard-rangle him on a podcast.
Around the time Mumkey's videos on Elliot were very popular, his fans gathered to tell "movie" maker Derek Savage to add him as an actor to a movie he was making about school shootings. Not getting the joke and calling Mumkey, "Munkey Jones", he still added him as well as YourMovieSucks and PewDiePie to a list of people to appear in the movie. What can go wrong! TLDR, Derek is a retard, and fumbled one of the few chances to be based by being a greedy kike and fucking over everyone involved. To get back at Derek, and to please his audience who were just lied to, he made a film to compensate that featured YMS and even Sheepover.
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Mumkey's content tread on a very thin line, thinner than the one IDubbbz grifted on. Tyler's channel was so edgy to the point Susan Wojcicki thought of it as an enemy to her Jewish status quo and banned his channel. This was the start of things to come, happening before his sex scandals, and after his friend AssBurgerRaps beat the shit out of this girlfriend, with Mumkey having to call the police for her, getting on half of his friend group arrested.
Fall From Grace
At a fan meet and greet in 2018 Tyler was too autistic to actually talk to his fans so he just rubbed his legs against one until his girlfriend, Sheepover, told him to stop being a pussy and to actually be a functioning human being. Tyler took this to mean hook up with the nearest woman in the room and went on to drop acid with, and fuck a literal pedo cub porn artist Liu. Tyler then started wishing for Liu to become his “sugar mommy” (see also: Manchild) which somehow weirded Liu, the person who groomed a 15 year old into sex, out.
After Tyler’s bullshit got exposed his girlfriend gave him the chance to keep the relationship going but Tyler, being the sperg he is, chose the pedophile who is being investigated by the Party Van.
Tyler began to compare himself to fictional characters after all this, like a certain Chris-chan, and it’s clear the line between fiction and reality no longer exists in his fucked up, mudshark mind. But after getting on fluoride infused SSRIs, he made a video talking about how wonderful meds are, and how he was going to try to marry Liu.
Update: Girlfriend Troubles
July 24th, 2019 Tyler got cucked by his pedo girlfriend for a child and dumped her which could be the one good decision he’s made in this entire situation. This was most likely contributed due to the kiddy fondler going around on various podcasts and talking with some of her exes, including the 15-year-old kiddy. It's safe to say she got shit on in every podcast by each member and the chat. This is one furry pedo you wouldn't want to mess with.
Update 2: Sex Tape Woes
August 19th, 2019 Tyler and his pedo girlfriend had their disgusting-as-fuck sex tape get leaked by ASERRiley, which then got transferred to HazenCruz, and to Kiwifarms; which is pretty bad considering in the tape, he was the bottom of the fairly vanilla sex all the while mugging at the camera. This confirms that Tyler James Millard has egotism the size of a grand canyon.
The man too hot for YouTube himself: MUMKEY-------->File:mumkey.mp4
Update 3: Return to JewTube
Mumkey has fully returned to YouTube, living only with a cat and his morbidly obese friend Biggs. He also claims that he dumped both Sheepover and the furry pedo, making him the Alpha Chad. The funny thing about this is that Sheepover (who is both the breadwinner and extremely hot) would have taken him back. But then purposely releasing the Sex Tape fucked all of his chances up.
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See Also
- Elliot Rodger - Mumkey's idol
- ProJared - Another unfunny autist who also cheated with an ugly femgoblin
- King Critic - Another pedo ex-friend.
- The Amazing Atheist - "Are you kidding me TJ Kirk was a prophet" - Mumkey Jones
- I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting - A forced meme he popularized that has its own page for some reason
- Boku No Pico - Used to be on his pillow case before Elliot stole his heart
External Links
SimianJimmy- SimianJimmysTreehouse - Podcast channel
- MonkeyDJones - One Piece channel
Twitter
His Twitch
His Instagram- http://mumkeyjones.tv/
- I shit you not, the sex tape ended up on IMDb. Genre: Romance
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