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Shadow Dinosaur
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
Shadow Dinosaur is the internet handle for Orleans Ofori-Brown, which is the handle for underage butts, which has yet to be v& by Chris Hanson. He uses the Jimmy Savile and politicians approach to pedophilia - in that he is blatantly obviously a pedophile, which gives him his immunity to prosecution.
Orleans is open and available for any kind of sick-fuckary going, and in the past has been (more than) involved with Furries, Bronies, 2girls1cup, Loli, You, Your Mom, Jimmy Savile, as well as the aforementioned midget-gems. It doesn't have to involve more than one person, and nobody has to consent to anything - the situation just has to hint as being sexual to get Orleans cummin' at chu!
He is well known for baiting small children through his childish artwork, using mainly Mario and Brony Fanart, alongside bold colors. He also acts like a child, and has USI - and Shadow-Dee-Doo is a very much a flammable material when placed close to flames.
I IZ AN ARTIST, FOOL!
In an effort to be hip, Orleans draws childish MLP, Mario and Sonic fanart and re-colours - which he then masturbates to, and then posts to deviantart and gaiaonline where he pretends to live where he is forever mentally, (in more ways than one) - high school - pretty much like Chris-Chan - but while Shadow is more sociable, he is all the more dumb for having the option of sense and choosing to ignore it.
Shadow's line art looks like somebody created an input device which converts turds into line art - it is from these bold shapes his undeveloped art starts. From here, he then adds a load of shit filters that even the most annoying hipsters wouldn't be seen dead using. This is all then garnished off with garish and bright colors on various profiles - as used by 13 year old Skript kiddies - but by a 34 year old instead.
And if you were looking for an original idea, you should probably try somewhere else - because it's all fan art and fucked up brony fetish shit on this page!
I IZ ALSO AN INTERNET PRUFESSIONAL TOO!
Oh, do you want to see something REALLY funny? Then you must see Orlean's Linkedin Profile
Just in case the pedophilia and "art" didn't work out - he setup his e-CV on linkedin - which is where you see most of his aberrations-of-grandeur in the form of name dropping some of the world's tax-evaders-not-so-anonymous, namely Amazon, and pricey, big-name English store Harrods - neither of which has he ever worked for, because none of them are likely to employ somebody whose aspirations are to become a pervert version of Kanye West.
Although we might have believed him if he'd have said he had worked for the BBC...
Talentless buttkisser
Orleans has USI and will desperately try to get the attention of anybody who can produce semi-decent artwork on DA, Tumblr and any place else a wacom-jockey can be found, and favorites their work in a barely half-assed attempt of making real friends. Said artistes initially respond well to these asspats, until favors are asked for in return. This is where Orlean's lack of art skills, and USI complex start to show, at which point a flame war ensues, usually resulting in a ban from DA or wherever Orleans is hittin' it up at - for stalking, harassment, or any other related bullshit.
On most social media shites, Orleans joins teenage bullshit groups like Harry Potter, and various video game and cartoon characters - because why put much effort into pedophilia?
Caught trying to bait Xiao Rishu and pals
Here's a few snaps Orleans took, trying to bag himself baldy-vag:
Sometime after this event, Xiao quit the internet - which isn't a big loss for the internet, as she has no talent anyway - but what was interesting was the Orleans posted this pic of himself meeting up with underage girls all over social media. This kinda makes the statement that Orleans himself knows that nobody gives a fuck about him due to the lack of social media followers, or that he thinks that only underage girls are checking him out anyway.
Here's another pic of Shaydee-saurous sex-romp breaking into a female changing room as a cosplay con - but of course, most of these girls were probably asking for it anyway:
Escape from being V&
While the data is being compiled about our Shay-dee dinosaur playa here on ED, it is only a matter of time before the pulled pork start to catch up on this creep. He announced to his loli-hareem that he was going to stick his head in the sand for a while, hoping that this article might magically disappear and using the word 'hiatus', he avoided going AWOL, causing his hair-free vaginas to cry over the seeming loss of their teddy.
Or it means he's already been served up a portion of pulled pork and the term 'trials' is literal...
Links, Evidence & Whatnot for the FBI
- NEW ACCOUNT ON GAIA! Note the DOB is 05/12 instead of 03/12 - so we wonder what age he'll claim to be when he goes public with this account...
shadow-dinosaur - where he complains about paying DA. Clearly he was expecting pussaaay!
ShadowDinosaur- OH SHIET! FORGOZ MAH FACEBOOK PUSSWHURD!
TheShadowDinosaur Cosplaying sickfuckary on da tubes!
Self-interview from the soi-dissent "internet professional"- Google+ account
- Smack Jeeves Profile
- Sound Cloud - from being shit at art - to being shit with music!
- Self-interview to gain unwarranted e-stardom.
 Shadow Dinosaur is part of a series on My Little Pony [FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC]
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