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Ghost
HOLY SHIT Ghost got more nominations in the shorty awards than
notsam!!!1The Host They Call Ghost is a fat, racist, alcoholic, Alex Jones wanna-be who runs his show, TRUE CAPITALIST RADIO, out of his Texas home trailer home, while claiming to have an actual "studio" from which he operates and has thousands of listeners THROUGHOUT THE WOOOOOORRRLLLLDDD!!! listening in on his broadcast. His show was previously called "True Conservative Radio", where he spewed out his extreme far-right views, projected his Internet Tough Guy persona, and raged at prank callers and liberals until he withdrew into an alcoholic coma for a few months because of his disgust with Sarah Palin being the face of the GOP. His show was reborn like an overweight,drunken phoenix stumbling out of Texan wildfire ashes as ""True Capitalist Radio"", where he spewed out his extreme far-right views, projected his Internet Tough Guy persona, and raged at prank callers and liberals. Only this time he now identified not as a conservative, but a "Capitalist", which basically meant that he was so far-right that he even scared the other BTR hosts. Despite trying to conduct a serious broadcast in an attempt to be emulate successful Conservative radio show hosts like Rush Limbaugh and Michael Savage, his Hulk-like temper and tendencies to rage at inane trolls instead derailed his show into a troll olympics where over 400 trolls competed to make him flip his shit. He can be considered more of a newfag's best friend than McKay Hatch and Alex Wuori integrated into some sort of ultimate lol-cow. Ghost's lack of radio and all around technical experience can be demonstrated by the fact that his show is hosted on BlogTalkRadio, the YouTube of radio blogging, and his reliance on a mentally disabled fellow Texan with an incomprehensible speech impediment known only as "The Engineer" who fails at both screening calls and phonetic pronunciation. Despite hosting his failure of a show since 2008, its only in 2010 when his show was raided by 4chan did he finally received the fame he desperately deserved. Ghost finally rage quit his dead horse of a broadcast in 2012 when he became sober enough to wedge his fat folds from his out of his chair. He leaves behind a legacy of broadcasts filled with absurd rage-fueled rants and a goldmine of prank calls, a slew of hacked twitter accounts, and 2 followers who took his advice seriously consisting of Goofybone, an illiterate Mexican who ripped off his show and Karaszkun, an autistic manchild who Ghost fawned over. Truly, Ghost is the prognosticator of prognosticators.
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Did You Know: Ghost makes money from all you failtrolls that tune in? A true capitalist is he. |
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His Show
Ghost's show is 3 hours long, consisting of 3 separate segments which are completely ignored when Ghost is either derailed by trolls, auto-trolling himself when he rants so hard that it results in him having a heart attack on live air followed by 10 minutes of wheezing and coughing, getting so angry that he plays the Nyan Cat song while singing along in a bizarre goat impression for 12 minutes, BTR's shitty service shorting out his show early, the Engineer hijacking his show when he passes out, or rage quiting his show when epicly trolled by a caller. However, when Ghost's blood sugar is high enough, he conducts his show like so:
- The Markets
In this segment, Ghost reads off changes in stock entities and commodities while giving advice about what to invest in the future such as investing in chocolate before Valentine's day. Bizarrely, Ghost claims to make money from the stock market every day, even on those that had downturns. One can only attribute this to his brilliant investing advice such as not investing in coffee because only assholes drink it and he is naturally energized by making money and correlating the price of wool with the happiness of "Bull-Nosed Bulldykes". He extends this ecnomic brilliance to his advice on gaining capital, which is to ignore higher education and that the only way to success consists of working at GameStop for five years and then blowing all of one's money in the failing stock market. This evidence has also lead our best researchers to conclude that Ghost must be an angry high school dropout working two janitor jobs to support his alcoholism. Also to note is that he opens up his first beer in the beginning of this segment and opens a second one at the end.
- The News
Ghost puts on his best Alex Jones impersonation and talks about current events while injecting his batshit insane farright views on them. Just try to imagine an even fatter, more racist Rush Limbaugh who lapses into rage-fueled rants about liberals, communists, Howard Stern, being compared to Alex Jones, the homeless, welfare recipients, Canadians , Americans (who are creating a "Junkyard America"), people who don't shit in toilets, "Fruitbowls", Sarah Palin, callers who are eating chips, Zoey 101, rap music, Beyonce, Australian Transsexuals, Ron Paul, Mexican beer having a black lady on the label,Obama, single mothers, The Death of Capitalism™ and other intellectually stimulating topics. Ghost also takes callers to answer his questions, but will either rage if they are trolling or will mock them if they have an opinion different from his. He also gives Twitter shoutouts and Chatroom shoutouts to people listening or retweeting his broadcast by saying their name live on air. Trolls use this oppurtunity to make him says offensive or disgusting names that offend him or piss him off. Much beer is consumed during this segment. Viewers will note the sound of what appears to be a mountain of beer cans being kicked around when ghost gets angry, also termed "Cans.wav" by fans of the show. Our best researchers suspect that either Ghost drinks such a high volume of beer during every broadcast that the cans end up towering over his desk or he is too much of a fatass to bother cleaning his office.
- Radio Graffiti
This is the only segment of the show his fans bother to listen to. Ghost dedicates the last half hour for people to call in and play whatever they want for a few seconds before he switches to the next caller. This is his most trolled section of the broadcast as hundreds of trolls call up to make Ghost rage by playing splices of his voice saying racist or offensive stuff, playing songs he hates, remixing his voice onto songs he hates, or pretending to be something he hates. Ghost has rage quit multiple times during this segment. Notable trolls include:
- The Ghetto Capitalist - A welfare-collecting nigger from Georgia who is constantly coming up with schemes involving food stamps to gain money to buy ribs and calling it capitalism. His calls are notable for the constant sound of a baby crying in the background and for making ghost rage hard.
- Tub Guy - A gay truck driver who calls from his tub and solicits ghost to join him in sick sexual activites
- The Internet Buttstalker - An effeminate male who would call up Ghost multiple times on a single show to sexually harass him or asked him to join in on homosexual activities while calling him "baby-buns". Often causing Ghost to either rage-vomit or ragequit but no longer called the show after the bronies took over.
- Suck Mah Dick Guy - A clever troll who pretends to be a serious caller before chanting "SUCK MAH DIIIICK!".
- CooDoo17 - A troll who would play remixes that caused ghost to rage quit his broadcast.
Ghost's Political and Economic Views
Despite Ghost hosting a politically motivated show, Ghost rarely discusses anything politically related, other than his regular liberal bashing. However, over the years he has demonstrated his ignorance, and overall lack of economic knowledge, with his eccentric pieces of advice. Ghost believes that we must "metaphorically" (Read "literally") "throw the old people off the cliff" because the baby boomer generation is clearly conspiring to demolish America as we know it.
Ghost and...
His audience
The audience of his broadcast consist of a rag-tag band of functionally inept misfits whom all suffer from various congenital learning disabilities across the spectrum which he erroneously deems "The Capitalist Army". Due to many of the members of his "army" being 13 year old boys with no conception of a world outside of runescape let alone capitalism, Ghost is subjected to a massive amount of prank calls.
According to Ghost, he desires to organize his audience as an elite force of trolls to target anyone who he considers to be an enemy to his show or anyone he simply doesn't like in methods including raids and posting DOX. Many of people who have witnessed DOX and raid attempts conducted by his retard army will be able to testify that they resulted in nothing more than utter fail.
An interesting fact is that many members of his "Capitalist" Army have been unable to grasp that Ghost's obvious trolling and over the top acting and claims he's made on his show are likely not genuine nor is he a day trader or really broadcasting from am office and more than likely unemployed and collecting government benefits himself as evidence seen in the fact he spends all day on Twitter and in his Paltalk chatroom.
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Racism, Xenophobia and General Prejudice
The question that always comes up when dealing with Ghost; is he racist? In his own words he is a "melting pot of friendship" and "a nice guy". On the other hand, here is a list of ethnic groups whom Ghost has put down at one time or another (normally, every broadcast):
- Blacks
- Mexicans (He claims to be their white overlord)
- Asians
- Indians (dot)
- Indians (feather)
- Pacific Islanders
- Canadians
- Russians
- Arabs
- Germans
- French
- Brits
- Any Europeans Really
- Furries - Justified
- Bronies - Justified
Melting Pot of Friendship
Ghost is NOT RACIST. HES A NICE GUY, for Christ's sake. He loves every minority, especially bronies.
Here's some proof of his loving demeanor:
Alcoholism
Ghost is undoubtably always slurping down Jim Beam, or probably something even cheaper, while on the air, causing him to go on alcohol-induced tantrums whenever those damn trolls dare to question his views and beliefs. On a side note, his health seems to be failing rather quickly, seeing as it is not uncommon for him to have heart-attack like fits following by five minutes of coughing and gagging. Of course, all that down home Texas cookin' could very well be causing this.
Gays
Is Ghost homophobic? Surprisingly, no! We all know what this means...
His Own Identity
Some speculate Ghost is Alex Jones, while others speculate he's actually Alex Jones' secret fruitbowl wife. Considering that Ghost believes that his wife is the only one NOT out looking for "some Alabama Black Snake", that would give us an indication into what kind of self-loathing closet-case he may be...
Either way, I guess we'll never know...
But, like any other Jew, he's a shape-shifting lizard.
Ghost and the Shorty Awards
In the first quarter of 2012 Ghost was nominated for a Shorty Award in the category of radio, in which the winner was democratically elected through the "fraud proof method" of voting through Twitter. His main rival for the award was the producer for the Opie and Anthony show who used the Twitter name "notSam". Due to NotSam already being a millionaire, employed and not giving a fuck about an untalented hack, back-water radio show host to see a gain in beating him, victory was made easy for Ghost by his resource of basement-dwellers with endless amounts of free time that allowed them create multiple Twitter accounts.
Ghost continues to believe the delusion he and NotSam were bitter rivals, contradicting the reality of the situation that Ghost was barely a blemish on NotSams ass.
Videos
And any searches on youtube will result in many "trolling attempts". Some of the best ones we put here:
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And most of the shows consist of just that.
As you my have noticed, ghost is on his way to become the next American Idol. He will actually often sing on his show when he is losing his audience for just fake rage quitting again.
Memorable Quotes
Due to Ghost's limited vocabulary and wit the following quotes are repeated ad nauseam through out his three hour broadcast. The simpletons that listen to his show find it hilarious each time he says one of these quotes.
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Mah Man, HERMAN SUGAR CAIN! (created by NyanNyanners) -
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You mean, he has to choose just ONE of his problems?!
BUY YOUR OWN
Ghost has started to sell True Capitalist Shirts, Buttons, and even Baby Bibs. If you buy something, and make a youtube video of yourself prancing around with the selected item of clothing, he will follow you on Twitter.
Ghost Throws Away His Cans
On May 22nd, it appears that Penix 2.0 backfired as Ghost's twitter got "hacked" by either Celtic/NCF (both are the same), or someone posing as either and started posting things like My Little Pony porn and tweeting those that Ghost would never normally tweet. On the next day, Ghost comes onto paltalk and finally admits that all his over-exaggerated rage was all fake and acted and also says that he's done with True Capitalist Radio, as unlike his fans, he actually has a personal life he needs to live. This leaves most of his fans and milkylickers both confused and heartbroken as they now they have nothing to waste their time for three hours during most evenings.
But most importantly, Ghost's identity will now forever remain a mystery.
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See Also
External Links
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- Ghost's show
- His Site
- A gay furry that documents all radio graffiti and Twitter shoutouts.
- RSS Feed
- Unofficial Show FanPage
- Unofficial Ghost FanPage
- Meme Generator. These are too stupid to add to the gallery.
- BTR Shows automatically create an iTunes Podcast: itpc://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost.rss
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