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Aliases
- Joe
- Joe Winko
- Winko
- winko567
History
- December 5, 1995: Your Mom abandoned him after having given birth to him. The baby daddy in question remains unknown, but probably your Dad.
- Dec. 6, 1995 to 2011: Shit Nobody Cares About
- Anyway, fast forward over a decade later and he becomes an adopted (yes, a family was unfortunate enough to adopt the last kid that no one else wanted from the orphanage) [''''EDIT To the original person who typed this article: WRONG DUMBASS! I was adopted in 1996 -The real Joe Winko'], e-begging attention whore you'll wish you never went to school with, because he would beg for you to like his own fanpage he moderates on Facebook.
- January 13, 2013: He joined YouTube under the username winko567.
- February 16, 2013: He somehow used enough fake YT accounts with fake contact info to get 50 subscribers.
- March 26, 2013: Using twice the number of sockpuppets, he surpassed 100 subscribers.
- October 13, 2013: Using quintuple the amount of previous sockpuppetry, he surpassed 500 subscribers.
- April 27, 2014: As a desperate sockpuppeteer, the inevitable happened; he surpassed 1,000 subscribers.
- June 2014: He apparently "graduated" High School, or so he claims.
Trivia
- He is one of the few autistic Hawaiian-American people on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
- Some argue that he is your favorite Hawaiian guy, and we mean by some, we mean Joe himself.
- And he also thinks this is the dumbest and weakest page on encylopediadramtica, because there is SOOOO MUCH MORE you trolls could've included and made fun of about me :P you guys are so lazy! that's insulting! LOL -the REAL Joe Winko...
Links
Winko567 is part of the following series:
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Winko567 is part of a series on Aspies.
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Winko567 is part of a series on My Little Pony [CLOP CLOP CLOPFRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC]
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