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| Carlo Salvatici | |
| Nationality | Americunt |
| Race | Marionigger |
| From | Queens, New York |
| Lives | Los Angeles, California |
| Diagnosis | Megalomania |
Progah (aka @Societyman123) (powerword: Carlo Salvatici) is a homeless vlogger, incel, sk8ter, skript kiddie and urban explorer who lives in his car and rants about women and society. Formerly living with his parents, Progah's homeless saga began with his parents kicking him out for being useless and/or a closet furry, after which Progah tried to make it up as though he chose the homeless lifestyle to go urban exploring but still reminisces on his youth that was absorbed by playing Minecraft. Being a sexless incel, he has pondered on various alternative ways he could finish his love quest, including becoming bisexual, downloading Grindr, bestiality and pedophilia. Its honestly hard to tell whether this guy is genuine or just a rage-baiter or if it is a fine mixture of both. Even if this guy does find a butt-buddy that isn't his body pillow, it is still highly unlikely that he will be satisfied because monogamy is just below him and he believes the entire world is pinned against him because society won't live up to his wildly unrealistic expectations. Additionally, he is constantly talking about how he wants to kill people, go to prison or become a terrorist, so make sure to check out the High Score page once in a while incase his name shows up on the list.
YouTube activity
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Social media sperging
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Daddy issues
Progah hates his parents because he is still bitter about them making him leave, so much so that he feels the need to facedox them so that his zero fans can see the pure evil that radiate from their eyes. The image to the right is courtesy of Progah himself, visually emphasizing his point in a video about how his father is abusive- or rather why he is spiteful of his father for not coddling him and letting him play Minecraft all day long.[1] Progah's resentment for his father further grew when he decided to cut off his tugboat money. And just when he was finally beggining to be a little bit happy for once too, although this conflicts with his statements that he's been utterly miserable for the better part of 10 years. Truth is that he will never be happy because he's too much of a lunatic, histrionic manchild.
With a little e-detective work, one can determine that the true identity of his father, however, is Silvano Salvatici, of Whitestone, New York.[2]
See also
External links
- The only video essay about him. (beware of sissy faggot shit)
Progah's Profiles
- his YouTube
- old, abandoned YT channel
- his Instagram
- his Facebook
- his Soundcloud
- his Threads
- his Github
His Patreon, in case you wanted to give him your money for some reason.- His Grindr would also be supplementary information.
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