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Jessica Leeds, suffering from internet PTSD.
Ist Donald Trump ein Sexmonster?

Jessica Hopkins Leeds (née Caldwell) is a shriveled 82-year-old prune and Hillary Clinton operative who, in October of 2016, attempted to undermine America's fine democracy by taking part in an incredibly trashy New York Times attack article where she falsely-accused The Donald of "sexually assaulting" her on an aeroplane 30 fucking years ago. Unfortunately for old and technologically-challenged Jessica, the über-1337 cyber-sleuths of the internets are not easily fooled and they quickly realized that her story had more holes in it than the kids who attend Sandy Hook.

In exchange for her soul, Jessica received: 15-minutes of airtime on the Clinton News Network, a bag of jewgold from Hillary herself, her very own article on Encyclopædia Dramatica, and the fine gift of being E-raped harder than the young girl that Glenn Beck raped and murdered in 1990. Oh, and she also ended up getting "doxxed" by Fox News' Lou Dobbs.

The story doesn't end there, however, as Jessica's utterly deplorable lies quickly set off The Cosby Effect and encouraged numerous other crazy, unrapeable, gold-digging bitches to come to the media with equally ridiculous stories of being "sexually assaulted" by Donald Trump decades ago.

Trumps on a Plane

Trump wouldn't hit that. Trump would build a wall between himself and this she-beast.
Michael Barbaro and Megan Twohey, the lying cunts who broke this story.

On October 12, 2016, The New York Times published a bottom-of-the-barrel shitty attack article that was written by a pair of so-called "journalists" named Michael Barbaro and Megan Twohey. The article told the stories of two women who claimed that future American president Donald J. Trump had sexually harassed and grabbed them right in the pussy at least 100 years ago.

One of the two lying bitches featured in the article was a septuagenarian hag named Jessica Leeds – a registered Democrat who claimed that The Don had forced himself on her during a plane ride in the 1980s. The other lying bitch was a pre-menopausal woman and known liar who is literally named "crooks" – Rachel Crooks.

Jessica claimed that, in the 1980s, she was riding in peasant-class an aeroplane when the stewardess suddenly asked whether she wanted a free upgrade to first-class for absolutely no reason at all. As you probably already guessed, the seat Jessica was relocated to was directly beside Donald Trump. Soon after this, Trump lifted up the armrest between the seats and began fondling Jessica's bodacious A-cups.

After 15-minutes of feeling-up Jessica's non-existent titties, Trump decided to lower his standards and move his hands down towards Jessica's smelly baby-chute. It was at this point that Jessica got up from her seat and immediately retreated to the restroom to both escape from Trump and to see what would happen if she launched her latest miscarriage out of an aeroplane toilet at 30,000 feet.



Anderson Cooper 180°

I'm Jessica Leeds and I want men to know that they're all scum.
Anderson Cooper is a completely non-biased fudgepacker.
How the Clintons control Anderson Poofter.

After The New York Times' shit piece ran, Jessica decided to appear on the Clinton News Network's Anderson Cooper 360° to read her epic fanfic to the sheepy masses. Anderson Cooper of course being the same silver-haired fudgepacker and sorry excuse for a debate moderator who accused Donald Trump of sexual assault during a nationally televised presidential debate because of the Billy Bush tapes.



DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

The million dollar question.
I don't even lift, bro.
BRO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIFT!?!

Internet detectives soon discovered the fatal flaw in Jessica's story—and no, it wasn't the fact that she allowed Trump to grope her tits for 15-fucking minutes before getting cold feet—ARMRESTS IN 1980S PLANES DON'T LIFT OMGWTFBBQ!!111


   
 
Trump accuser Jessica Leeds claims Trump lifted the armrest and groped her. But armrests in all 1980s planes don't lift.
 

 
 

Roosh, pretending to still be relevant ‏

   
 
Jessica Leeds says Trump molested her in 1981 on a Braniff 707. Braniff sold its last 707 in 1975. Sounds legit.
 

 
 

—Hal Jordan


Soon after this startling revelation became public knowledge in the Twittersphere, an unverified account claiming to be New York City Aviation decided to come out and attempt to earn their beloved Senator Palpatine's praise by claiming that some 1980s planes did have liftable armrests.


   
 
Hi @KatrinaPierson, the aircraft types you mentioned all did operate into New York City.
 

 
 

—NYCAviation, an un-verified Twitter account shilling for Hillary

Barbaro & 2hey Two: Electric Boogaloo

The Jew Pork Tiems.
Would you like to meet my wife's son?
Megan Twohey in her natural habitat.
You know you're a shitty "journalist" when your own source calls your story BS.

Shockingly, this was actually not the first time that libtard cuckboy Michael Barbaro and social justice cumdumpster Megan Twohey had attacked Donald Trump. Back in March, 2016, the dynamic duo had published yet another bullshit story in the New York Times entitled Crossing the Line: How Donald Trump Behaved With Women in Private.

As you'd probably expect, they were called out for lying in that article too. But the funniest part? IT WAS ONE OF THEIR OWN SOURCES WHO CALLED THEM OUT!!111


   
 
Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.
 

 
 

—The New York Times, defending slander and asking for it


   
 
You are a disgusting human being.
 

 
 

—Donald Trump, telling NYT "reporter" Megan Twohey the truth

   
 
Believe me, she would not be my first choice. That I can tell you.
 

 
 

—Trump, declaring that Jessica Leeds is unrapeable

   
 
These allegations are decades old. If somebody actually did that, Chris, any reasonable woman would have come forward and said something.
 

 
 

—AJ Delgado


   
 
The phony story in the failing @nytimes is a TOTAL FABRICATION. Written by same people as last discredited story on women. WATCH!
 

 
 

—Donald J. Trump

   
 
Polls close, but can you believe I lost large numbers of women voters based on made up events THAT NEVER HAPPENED. Media rigging election!
 

 
 

—Future President Donald J. Trump

   
 
The failing @nytimes reporters don't even call us anymore, they just write whatever they want to write, making up sources along the way!
 

 
 

—Trump

   
 
Nothing ever happened with any of these women. Totally made up nonsense to steal the election. Nobody has more respect for women than me!
 

 
 

—Trump, respecter of pussy


Jessica the Plagiarapist or: How I Learned to Stop Lying and Love Octotrump

BAWWW
Octotrump
What happens when David Futrelle is allowed out of his cage.
LIKE AN OCTOPUS
Artistic rendering of the alleged sexual assault.
Another artistic rendering.


   
 
He was like an octopus. His hands were everywhere.
 

 
 

—Jessica Leeds, 2016

   
 
He was like an octopus. His hands were everywhere.
 

 
 

—Bill Roache's false-accuser, 2014

   
 
My God, he was like an octopus. Hands all over the place.
 

 
 

—The Velvet Underground, 1968

   
 
He touched me wherever he could find a landing spot.
 

 
 

—Jessica Leeds, making an obligatory aeroplane joke

   
 
If he'd only touched me above my waist, I probably wouldn't have been upset.
 

 
 

—Jessica Leeds is fine with getting her titties grabbed



Bitch was working for KKKillary!!111

Satan is proud of Jessica. Satan is proud of all her children.
How serial-liars attempt to win presidential elections.
Jessica Leeds
Sorry, wrong photo.
Triggered together.


   
 
To the Editor:

I wouldn't be surprised if you received more than a few letters from people (mostly women) about to To Have and to Hold, Till Driven Apart (Cars section, Oct. 23). I have thought long and hard about how to communicate to my husband, the true alpha male, that his driving is terrible.

I've never had an accident, he says. Yes, but he will make a new lane so he can get ahead of the other cars, he will race through a yellow light, and he will drag-race with the car next to him. Oh, and when the light changes, he absolutely defines the New York minute.

I have said to him: This is not a race. Driving in the left lane is not a God-given right. Pushing through pedestrians to turn is not gentleman-like behavior.

I am lucky. I have a wonderful man as a husband, but he is a fool when he drives.
 


 
 

—Jessica Leeds, telling The New York Times that she hates alpha males


   
 
I had a dream and in it, God warned me to speak the truth. He said, judge not lest ye be judged. It is your duty as a mother, as a grandmother, to stop this man's evil empire from spreading and doing more harm to the innocent of the world.
 

 
 

—"Jessica Leeds" on Facebook


"Doxxed" by Lou Dobbs

Lou Dobbs, preparing Anakin for the dark side of the force.
Jessica gets flagged as a fraud.
   
 
If anything bad happens to Jessica Leeds, you are responsible, we will hold you responsible in a court of law. old stinky man.
 

 
 

—Patty Cortes, being a dumb cunt

   
 
you are a gross, pathetic piece of shit for posting Jessica Leeds' info. I hope you get your ASS sued off.
 

 
 

—masonhausmama, thinking that lying about rape isn't pathetic

   
 
@FoxNews should fire Lou Dobbs for tweeting Jessica Leeds' address and phone number. Otherwise, Ms Leeds should sue them both.
 

 
 

—Gene Johnson



Trump's Alibi Witness is a Britfaginese Paedo-Enabler

Anthony Gilberthorpe, procurer of underage boys.

Jessica's Step-Daughter is a Rapist

Gail Susan Leeds and her rapist boyfriend.
Amanda Charles Rutkoff, a poor cripple and amateur Billy Mays impersonator in desperate need of a blowjob.

In the mid-2000s—while Jessica was busy not falsely accusing Donald Trump of sexual assault—her step-daughter, Gail Susan Leeds, was busy helping her boyfriend Ananda Charles Rutkoff lure in unsuspecting retarded women to give him free blowjobs. The setup was simple – Ananda would pose as a helpless cripple and they'd post a job-listing for a caretaker on Craigslist, and the pair would then attempt to convince the dumb bitches who applied for the job that fellatio is a legitimate form of medical treatment for whichever horrible disease Ananda was suffering from.

This scheme may sound completely and utterly retarded, but in the end the pair were able to "trick" 12 incredibly dumb cunts into sucking Ananda's STD-ridden dick before being arrested after a 2-year-long investigation by the police.


   
 
PALM SPRINGS — A couple charged with sexual battery allegedly convinced more than a dozen women that $14-an-hour caretaker duties included "therapy" sex.

Gail Susan Leeds, 52, and boyfriend Ananda Charles Rutkoff, 49, were arrested Thursday at their East Palm Canyon Drive home, said Detective Troy Castillo, adding the arrests were the culmination of a two-year investigation.

Leeds and Rutkoff were each charged with six counts of sexual battery for allegedly convincing more than a dozen women, who thought they were applying for a job as Rutkoff's caretaker, to perform sexual acts on Rutkoff.

The woman were told Rutkoff had a spinal injury from a car accident and sex acts were legitimate therapeutic techniques.

"They would advertise in a local newspaper for a caretaker and someone who could do light office work. They would offer good money — about $10 to $14 an hour," Castillo said.

Applicants discussed the job with Leeds, who would then introduce them to Rutkoff.

"They'd go in the bathroom and Rutkoff would be sitting in the bathtub naked," Castillo said. Rutkoff would then ask the women to perform "therapy" on him, with Leeds assuring them it was a legitimate therapeutic technique.

"During the therapy, Rutkoff sexually battered three of the victims," the detective said.
 


 
 

LOLOLOL


The Cosby Effect

Gloria Allred, presenting proof of Donald's raping.
What the media wants you to believe.
CNN lists one accuser twice and adds a mystery accuser for maximum impact.
What lying whores look like.
What CNN will be claiming next.


   
 
Hillary clearly won. She was prepared, had plans, and stood her ground. Trump was untruthful, made faces and was mean spirited. Go, Hillary!
 

 
 

—Gloria Allred, a highly successful and famous "lawyer"


Known Trump "Victims"

  • Jessica Leeds - Claims she was groped for 15 minutes before she finally retracted her consent.
  • Rachel Crooks
  • Temple Taggart
  • Cassandra Searles
  • Natasha Stoynoff - A "writer" for People Magazine who decided to write a shitty fanfic about being assaulted by Trump. Trump's butler even says she's a liar.
  • Mindy McGillivray - A known child abuser and drunk driver who's currently fleeing the U.S. because Trump's hand brushed up against her arse at a concert that never even happened.
  • Jill Harth - A makeup artist who has attended Trump's rallies despite claiming that he grabbed her pussy in 1992.
  • Cathy S. Heller - A life-long democrat and DNC donor whose family owns a real estate company that's in direct competition with Trump's.
  • Ivana Trump - His ex-wife who has admitted that she lied about being raped.
  • Kristin Anderson
  • Summer Zervos - Former contestant on The Apprentice who supported Trump until his campaign ignored her. Her own family say she's a liar.
  • Mariah Billado
  • Bridget Sullivan
  • Tasha Dixon
  • Mystery Bitch #1
  • Mystery Bitch #2
  • Hillary Clinton - The only person that we can confirm was actually raped by Donald Trump.


   
 
In 2005, Natasha Stoynoff phoned me, distraught, crying. Said Trump assaulted her. She is telling truth. #natashastoynoff
 

 
 

—Paul McLaughlin, lying

   
 
I was her former jlsm prof/mentor. She didn't know what to do and wanted advice. She was crying and angry. #natashastoynoff.
 

 
 

—Paul McLaughlin, lying

   
 
Natasha/I discussed what to do re Trump. We both thought he would try to destroy her if she charged him. #natashastoynoff
 

 
 

—Paul McLaughlin, lying

   
 
It was tough decision but in a he said/she said we believed she would lose. He seemed rather nasty at the time.
 

 
 

—Paul McLaughlin, lying


   
 
I am completely shocked and bewildered by my cousin, Summer Zervos, and her press conference today. Ever since she was on The Apprentice she has had nothing but glowing things to say about Mr. Trump.
 

 
 

—John Barry, Summer Zervos' cousin


   
 
On one occasion during 1989, Mr. Trump and I had marital relations in which he behaved very differently toward me than he had during our marriage. As a woman, I felt violated, as the love and tenderness, which he normally exhibited towards me, was absent. I referred to this as a 'rape,' but I do not want my words to be interpreted in a literal or criminal sense.
 

 
 

—Ivana Trump, admitting that she lied about being "raped"


   
 
How can people not believe me now?
 

 
 

—Jill Harth, not understanding that a lie is still a lie

   
 
He can’t claim we’re all liars
 

 
 

—Cathy Heller, being a shameless liar

   
 
Donald just grabbed my ass!
 

 
 

—Mindy McGillivray, bragging


   
 
Why didn't the writer of the twelve year old article in People Magazine mention the "incident" in her story. Because it did not happen!
 

 
 

—Trump, on Natasha Stoynoff


   
 
Trump took Tic Tacs, suggested I take them also. He then leaned in, catching me off guard, and kissed me almost on lips. I was really freaked out.
 

 
 

Anonymous cunt

   
 
I was admiring the decoration, and next thing I know he's pushing me against a wall and has his hands all over me. He was trying to kiss me. I was freaking out.
 

 
 

—Jill Harth, showing that "freaking out" is a part of the script


   
 
I need to come clean.I lied.I didn't hire Gloria Allred.Her people contacted me.I personally want to end this.IT WAS MADE UP sorry
 

 
 

—Summer Zervos, telling the truth

   
 
Weird how Trump had an uncanny ability to only target Democrats, future Clinton donors and Foundation employees for "sexual assault."
 

 
 

—TheRightStuff

   
 
So what are the odds there could be THIS many "victims of Trump's assault" over decades and NOT ONE spoke up? C'mon.
 

 
 

—Bill Mitchell

   
 
So these women were too shy to report Trump's "assault" in private to police at the time of the attack, yet they will go on TV now? #smh
 

 
 

—Bill Mitchell




Election Rigging Fail

The New York Times will change their tune after Trump wins.

Quotes

Karma's a bitch and so are you.

   
 
If you don't want the negativity then don't lie! I hope he sues your ugly ass off....you ask for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

 
 

—Beachley E Carolyn, telling it like it is

   
 
When you go low you really go low another corrupt piece of crab. Let me ask you how much were you paid to try to destroy Trump. You will never succeed. You're a sick women who sold your soul to destroy our America shame on you. I could go on and on about you but you're worth my time. Trump/Pence 2016
 

 
 

—Terri Cassanelli

   
 
You should have done this 30 years ago, maybe someone would have believed you. I hope you enjoy your Clinton foundation money, when you are really being g assaulted by a woman hating terrorist.
 

 
 

—Susan Hilyer Bowen

   
 
I am a survivor of sexual abuse and would of no way waited 40 years to tell my story. This is part of why I believe Jessica Leeds is a liar!
 

 
 

—Donna L. Browning

   
 
Truth? you are a liar. If it were true you would have come out about it decades ago or at least in the beginning of Trump's run. How much did they pay you for your soul?
 

 
 

—Audrey Frazier

   
 
I am a survivor of abuse and your story doesn't add up, please don't insult my intelligence ......or that of women who were actually abused .....I don't even know what to think of this statement ....are you trying to get rich off of abused victims ...that is as low as low goes...you are disgusting
 

 
 

—Kimberly Toupin

   
 
You totally disgust me!! There are woman out there who have ACTUALLY been molested/raped and you are making a complete joke out of what they have been through. You obviously have something to do with the Clinton's since Hillary also likes making jokes out of abused woman! ! Karma will give you exactly what you deserve! ! One more thing you aren't close to Trump's type of woman. If you had any sense you would know that he loves beautiful women!
 

 
 

—TaRena Sosinski

   
 
You are sovfull of shit why didn't you call the The stewardess on the plane. And complain. You are just a liar I have no respect for you. Coming out. All this year God will punish look at you. Your ugly now and still ygly
 

 
 

—Marcy Zaharakis

   
 
Letting a stranger fondle your boobs for 15 minutes does not make a victim,,,
 

 
 

—Elizabeth Stevens

   
 
I'm sure someone on that plane saw what was happening and would have said something even if you didn't. And if it did happen shame on you for saying something now just to make a buck. If it wasn't important enough then to speak out then you should have just kept your mouth shut. Fame and money always bring out the worst in people.
 

 
 

—Vicki France

   
 
You are NOT a victim !!! Victims do NOT ACT like you ARE !!!! Obviously you are being paid to ACT the part !!! Shame on you from all of us women that have been a victim !!!!!!!
 

 
 

—Lori Lynn

   
 
You really should be ashamed. You are not a victim. You're a Hillary Clinton plant and your story is a huge fabrication. You are not the Trump type! Do the right thing you desperate lady and tell the truth, oh you're a Democrat and telling the truth is something foreign.
 

 
 

—Kelley McCune McElroy

   
 
How much were you paid? Your story just doesn't add up. If I had been groped on an airplane, everyone on that plane would have known about it. Why wait for all these years. The timing is just a little to convenient. As Kimberly Toupin says, don't try to insult our intelligence. It is disgusting that you would climb into the gutter with Hillary for profit. Hope you are happy with your 15 minutes of fame.
 

 
 

—Nila Dulaney Moore

   
 
Oh what a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive!! Enjoy your 15 minutes!!
 

 
 

—Kay Winter

   
 
you are a very disgusting person,lying because Clinton's paid.You should drop dead before you get to spend one dime. you.you are an evil person like Hillary.
 

 
 

—Maureen Pimentel

   
 
So we know that Bill Clinton raped so to even the field they need to find some paid rape victims? Democrats must think American women are stupid..we know they think we are despicable
 

 
 

—Canadee Mika

   
 
Why would anyone put a picture of themselves taken back in 1978 after lying about Mr. Trump putting his hand up her skirt? It is odd. Is she trying to convince us that this happened when she was young and innocent? LOL If Trump had done what she accuses him of other passengers on the plane would have seen what was going on and Ms. Leeds would have reported this to the flight attendant. It is clear that she was paid by Killary to LIE. Sick old woman.
 

 
 

—Celeste Dommer

   
 
Hillary and her are eating buddies, I'm not talking food niether
 

 
 

—Charlie Bee

   
 
This is such a fraud.. how stupid is this.. and plus she is FLAT CHESTED are you kidding..she looks like a tom boy.. and the truth is on the plane in first class where TRUMP always sat..he sat ALONE by the window That was his desgnated seat. He would never do that in front of the flight attendents... are you kidding. Lady you should be ashamed of yourself.
 

 
 

—Ronnie Carpenter Sr.

   
 
If you are compelled to tell the truth Jessica what airlines was it? What was the date? What was the destination? Please provide this information
 

 
 

—Renee Schmidt, asking what The New York Times didn't


Life is like a hurricane here in Cuckburg.

   
 
You're so impressive. Watching you now on CNN. And as a man, I'm embarrassed that idiot Trump is too. Though to be honest, I'm not really sure you can call him a man. Not a real one.
 

 
 

—Randy Diplock

   
 
Hooray for Jessica Leeds to find the courage to call out DJT as a sexual predator. Her story is believable.
 

 
 

—Lee Raskin

   
 
Jessica Leeds is beautiful yesterday and today. Your voice is our voice. Thank you.
 

 
 

—Sensible Politics, lying about Jessica Leeds

   
 
Thank you for the courage to come forward. I completely understand why you were silent. In a similar situation for me in 1979 I too said nothing, not even to friends.
 

 
 

—John Sherman Mills, wishing that he had been fucked by Trump in 1979

   
 
shame on haters. Hackers are tracing haters address due to come January 2017 Americans will be assassinating Americans.
 

 
 

—Audrey Pearl Dunham, on... wat?

   
 
Your a man and young. You can't imagine. Been there been abused repeatedly. We couldn't say anything because white men ruled the world. They still do.
 

 
 

—Kristi Ritson

   
 
I think it's time women of generation speak out about how we've been treated by men. I've been fired a day threatened for speaking out. Thank you Jessica. I knew someone like you was out there somewhere...someone who had been assaulted by Trump. I'm listening to right now on 360. I am so proud of you!
 

 
 

—Molly Toth

   
 
If you believe #Trump and not Jessica Leeds, something fundamental is wrong with you.
 

 
 

—Steven P. Gregory

   
 
I believe Jessica Leeds, Rachel Crooks, Cassandra Searles and those who haven't or can't come forward. Horrendous.
 

 
 

—Jon Beharry

   
 
Jessica Leeds and Rachel Crooks are v v v v v v impressive, brave people.
 

 
 

—Jon Schwarz



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Their Methods

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Forms of Rape

Almost Rape 💔 Asking for it 💔 Ass Rape 💔 Baby Rape 💔 Cæk Ræp 💔 Cyber Rape 💔 Date Rape 💔 Ear Rape 💔 Fart Rape 💔 Gay Rape 💔 Prison Rape

Rapey Shit

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[No means no!Moar ræp plox!]

Featured article October 19 & 20, 2016
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