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Tristen Alan Leritz

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Tristen Alan Leritz, from that Shit Hole that tries to claim itself a city, Vadnais Heights, Minnesota, is your average 21-year-old Sick fuck and Incel that only wanted to get his Dick wet. Much like You he was willing to do anything to make it happen and acting like you will, in 3 or 4 years from now and will try to justify it with the excuse, "Fuck it, since I'm a virgin", and too shy to go Homo, he decided that Ræp was the only way it was going to happen.

Riding around on his bike with a Hard on, he scouted the area for potential victims. Finding one, Tristen jumped off his bike and dragged his prey away from the street and Ræped her because he felt that he was entitled to Pussy because he was 21 and still a Virgin.

This is reading a lot like your arrest report will in the future when you go out on the hunt for the pussy that you think that you're entitled to.

   
 
You can't find a case that rattles the community more than a criminal sexual conduct with a stranger

 

 
 

—Jeff Ramacher, undersheriff with the Ramsey County Sheriff's Office

The Ræp

This is where the crime went down. Where did Tristin get her "Out of sight"?

Waiting for the right moment to pounce like a Feral cat hunting a mouse, Tristan followed his prey for close to five minutes on his bike.

The alleged 51-year-old victim, claiming that she was Almost raped, said that she was having a great day, walking down the street, wearing her headphones on, talking to a friend on her phone when Tristen came up behind her and covering her mouth, said that he, "Tripped into her."

Like all good Almost raped stories, the 51-year-old victim said she fought Tristen with all her might and tried to call out to her friend on the phone to call 911 and yelled for help as Tristin dragged her out of view and, and as she claims, started to rape her.

To get her to STFU, she says that Tristen, "Pinched her nose, covered her mouth and used his forearm to press down on her neck." But where was this Friend of hers? The 51-year-old woman says that Tristen "Sexually Assulted" her for 15 to 30 minutes and we're supposed to believe that her "Friend" didn't notice that her call all of a sudden went silent and did nothing while a muffled voice was screaming, "Call 911! Call 911!"

She says that After the assault, she was able to break free from Tristin and started "Running for the street." She says that Tristen, like any criminal that would look to hide the evidence of an alleged crime, strolled up behind her, as she was allegedly "Running" and said, "I have to leave this way too."

The Planting Of Evidence

If you are to believe the Ramnsey County Sheriffs Office, that claims that the woman knocked Tristen's Pedo glasses off of his face and that he wouldn't notice that they were missing, the Sheriff's office have said that it was from these glasses that Tristen was identified.

48 hours after showing them on the news, Tristen's parents said that that they looked like his and sniched him out and he was arrested.

There might be some truth to this evidence, but it shows a miscarriage of the law because of the speed at which Tristen's swimmers were identified. Her, most likely being someone of importance, because the Sheriff's department were able to dig the cum out of her Snatch and have DNA results in less then 24 hours when the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension were able to match it to Leritz.

You're lucky to see a rape kit come back in 5 years if you're an Inner City Black teen that was raped at a Starbucks where she was working and have 20 eyewitnesses that saw the rapist drag her over the counter and into the bathroom because he needed to bust a nut

Trsten Leritz would had to of have a visit to the Pokey for his DNA to be registered in a Sexual offenders data base, but maybe that's what the 51-year-old woman wanted. To have an affair with someone she knew that was in the registry so that she could Cry wolf after the Fucking was done.

Afterwords

Like any Incel that wants people to think that they got laid, Tristen has gone on record saying that he, "fully raped her.".

Because of his desire to look Cool, Tristen is going to be a popular guy in Jail and Prison when he's crying to the correctional officers that he was Almost raped too.

There's nothing more than those big black cocks like more than a tight white hole.

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