Coincidence
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A coincidence is actually a conspiracy without the "???? You decide!" at the end of it. Simply by adding "??? You decide!" any coincidence becomes a government conspiracy carried out by the Jews.
Examples
Not coincidences
- 4,000 Jews didn't show up for work on 9/11.
- All LJ users are fags.
- Most of the Katrina victims were colored.
Coincidences
- 4,000 Jews didn't show up for work on 9/11. COINCIDENCE??? You decide!
- All LJ users are fags. COINCIDENCE??? You decide!
- Most of the Katrina victims were colored. COINCIDENCE??? You decide!
- Nathan Keefer, Nathanr and Nathaniel Nurnberg are well known pedophiles. COINCIDENCE??? You decide!
Variations
A common variation uses only one "?" and ends in "I think not!" instead of "You decide". This version is for lamers. Real men use the "You decide" version.
Actually, I take that back, anyone who uses EITHER version is not only a lamer but a fucktard, too. But using the original version at least makes you less of one.
You decide!
Remember, you decide! But if your decision happens to be that it was, in fact a coincidence and not a conspiracy, you are a retard sheeple brainwashed by the government and a complete moron and should kill yourself.
But, you STILL decide!
See Also
- (((Coincidence Detector)))
- Conspiracy Theory
- Pixar - The animation studio responsible for animating bringing that stupid conspiratard fucker into existence.
Or is it? You decide!
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