RAPE APE

RAPE APE is summoned every time a rape occurs. Some argue that he is the very spawn of pedobear himself, athough this is yet to be proven.

Bevavioural Patterns

When RAPE APE is summoned all anti-lulz in the area are absorbed thus creating lulz. Anti-lulz being his primary source of food, RAPE APE spends his time saving the internets from anti-lulz by promptly raping everything in his path. If said act should happen, or you encounter RAPE APE swiftly go to a shit interweb site such as Wikipedia and delete fucking everything. Their anti-lulz will be sufficient enough to control the horny primape and leave suitable time to escape.

RAPE APE has also been known to take off where Anonymous and/or trolls have finished, by dealing some literally below the belt blows to a victim.

Last Thursday the UFC announced an upcoming title fight between Rape Ape and current rape heavy weight champion Pyramid Head, in what has been dubber the "Mongle in Jungle". Over 9000 tickets have already been sold.

Common Misconceptions

Not to be confused with Chris-chan.
Not to be confused with the vulgar act of ape rape.
Not Bluto from Popeye the Sailor.

Simpler explanation of RAPE APE

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