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'''[[Faggot|Guy Edward Fartkus]]'''{{Atheist}} was a computer specialist, [[reddit]] [[atheist]], and militant [[edgelord]] ([[Bruh|this fucking guy literally had the "I never asked to be born" mindset, lol]]), who, on May 17th, 2025, decided he had enough of his shitty, | '''[[Faggot|Guy Edward Fartkus]]'''{{Atheist}} was a computer specialist, [[reddit]] [[atheist]], and militant [[edgelord]] ([[Bruh|this fucking guy literally had the "I never asked to be born" mindset, lol]]), who, on May 17th, 2025, decided he had enough of his shitty, pointless life and decided to [[Charles Bishop|commit a suicide attack at a public space during off hours]]. | ||
Aside from himself, his actions have failed to kill anybody except '''R/Efilism''', so all-in-all [[nothing of value was lost]]. | Aside from himself, his actions have failed to kill anybody except '''R/Efilism''', so all-in-all [[nothing of value was lost]]. | ||
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On a quiet late morning, a large explosion blasted through a fertility clinic and injured four people. The culprit, Guy Bartkus, was on a mission of protesting against the disease that is life, but what he didn't know is that he died failing at practically everything. For starters, he planned on [[Brenton Tarrant|livestreaming]] the bombing by setting up a tripod with a camera, but the footage failed to upload to his website. He planned on destroying the entire clinic but [[Epic fail|somehow missed the embryos and medical equipment]], his injured victims weren't even staff members at the IVF clinic because they only operated on week days. He would've gotten better luck if he had done a mass shooting like a NORMAL person. | |||
[[File:Palm Springs IVF clinic bombing surveillance footage.mp4|550px|center]] | |||
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== See also == | == See also == | ||
* [[Adam Lanza]] | |||
* [[Emo]] | * [[Emo]] | ||
* [[John Earnest]]- another faggot who only caused 4 casualties in California, but was somehow less embarrassing | * [[John Earnest]] - another faggot who only caused 4 casualties in California, but was somehow less embarrassing | ||
* [[Matthew Livelsberger]] - | * [[Matthew Livelsberger]] - a more pathetic car bomber who didn't get a single kill | ||
* [[Nashville Bombing]] | * [[Nashville Bombing]] | ||
* [[Reddit]] | * [[Reddit]] | ||
* [[Timothy McVeigh]] | |||
* [[Zizians]] | * [[Zizians]] | ||
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*<s>{{WPD|https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/320893/california-clinic-bomber-manifesto-marseycalifornia|WPD coverage}}</s> 404 | *<s>{{WPD|https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/320893/california-clinic-bomber-manifesto-marseycalifornia|WPD coverage}}</s> 404 | ||
*{{Archive|x38gA|Archive of his YT channel}} | *{{Archive|x38gA|Archive of his YT channel}} | ||
*{{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/user/Uraniumtetrachloride|title=His Reddit account}} | |||
{{Anheroes}} | {{Anheroes}} | ||
Revision as of 01:13, 20 August 2025
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| Guy Edward Bartkus | |
| Born | September 1999 |
| Died | May 17th, 2025 (25 years old) |
| Nationality | Americunt
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| Occupation | Computer Technician |
| High Score | injured 4 |
| Top 50? | Gee, what could the answer be? |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | Emo Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting copycat crime |
Guy Edward Fartkus
was a computer specialist, reddit atheist, and militant edgelord (this fucking guy literally had the "I never asked to be born" mindset, lol), who, on May 17th, 2025, decided he had enough of his shitty, pointless life and decided to commit a suicide attack at a public space during off hours.
Aside from himself, his actions have failed to kill anybody except R/Efilism, so all-in-all nothing of value was lost.
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On a quiet late morning, a large explosion blasted through a fertility clinic and injured four people. The culprit, Guy Bartkus, was on a mission of protesting against the disease that is life, but what he didn't know is that he died failing at practically everything. For starters, he planned on livestreaming the bombing by setting up a tripod with a camera, but the footage failed to upload to his website. He planned on destroying the entire clinic but somehow missed the embryos and medical equipment, his injured victims weren't even staff members at the IVF clinic because they only operated on week days. He would've gotten better luck if he had done a mass shooting like a NORMAL person.
Graded score
| Kill count: | 0/20 What a failure |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 what the fuck were you doing |
| Style: | 10/20 Proved gun control doesn't work |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Wasn't with guns so everyone forgot |
| Bonus: | 0/20 people who do good get bonuses, not you |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
See also
- Adam Lanza
- Emo
- John Earnest - another faggot who only caused 4 casualties in California, but was somehow less embarrassing
- Matthew Livelsberger - a more pathetic car bomber who didn't get a single kill
- Nashville Bombing
- Timothy McVeigh
- Zizians
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