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A few three letter agencies decided the Jewnited States of America was getting a little too pro-white and pro-[[gun]] for its own good. Enter '''Payton Gendron''', alias '''[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius|jimboboiii]]''', the [[zoomer]] <s>[[CIA|federal asset]]</s> perpetrator of the most recent en vogue [[pol|/pol/]] type shooting and even worse, a dirty [[furry|furfag]]. Payton is one of [[Australian|Aussie]] phenomenon [[Brenton Tarrant]]'s disciples. Lacking originality like every [[White devil|cumskin]] before him, Payton, instead of targeting the [[Jews|real ones in power]], or people who [[asking for it|actually deserve it]], decided to shoot up a low-rent supermarket full of [[Old people|old ladies]] and [[negros]] shopping for saturated fat filled [[Fast Food|goyslop]]. Payton managed to beat [[Randy Stair]]'s supermarket rampage at the very least. | A few three letter agencies decided the Jewnited States of America was getting a little too pro-white and pro-[[gun]] for its own good. Enter '''Payton Gendron'''{{Nazi}}, alias '''[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius|jimboboiii]]''', the [[zoomer]] <s>[[CIA|federal asset]]</s> perpetrator of the most recent en vogue [[pol|/pol/]] type shooting and even worse, a dirty [[furry|furfag]]. Payton is one of [[Australian|Aussie]] phenomenon [[Brenton Tarrant]]'s disciples. Lacking originality like every [[White devil|cumskin]] before him, Payton, instead of targeting the [[Jews|real ones in power]], or people who [[asking for it|actually deserve it]], decided to shoot up a low-rent supermarket full of [[Old people|old ladies]] and [[negros]] shopping for saturated fat filled [[Fast Food|goyslop]]. Payton managed to beat [[Randy Stair]]'s supermarket rampage at the very least. | ||
So why did glow-niggers stage this [[false flag]] attack? They want to further propogate anti-gun sentiment of course. The common folk don't need guns since [[Waco|we all know the government always acts in our best interests]]. Law-abiding citizens in the state of [[New York]] were first purposely handicapped after an autist named [[Adam Lanza]] achieved the tutorial level high score at [[Sandy Hook]] Elementary School. Legislators across the east coast called for stricter [[gun control|gun CUNTrol]] despite the fact that the pwned kids were obviously [[asking for it]]. [[Bullet to the Head of the NRA|One of the measures passed was the ban of high capacity magazines]]... which Gendron easily circumnavigated by taking the lock out of his cucked NY style AR-15. It's almost as though these laws are completely worthless. | So why did glow-niggers stage this [[false flag]] attack? They want to further propogate anti-gun sentiment of course. The common folk don't need guns since [[Waco|we all know the government always acts in our best interests]]. Law-abiding citizens in the state of [[New York]] were first purposely handicapped after an autist named [[Adam Lanza]] achieved the tutorial level high score at [[Sandy Hook]] Elementary School. Legislators across the east coast called for stricter [[gun control|gun CUNTrol]] despite the fact that the pwned kids were obviously [[asking for it]]. [[Bullet to the Head of the NRA|One of the measures passed was the ban of high capacity magazines]]... which Gendron easily circumnavigated by taking the lock out of his cucked NY style AR-15. It's almost as though these laws are completely worthless. | ||
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*[[Wade Michael Page]] - Guy in a [[Heavy Metal|metal band]] who fragged some [[Sikhism|towelheads]] | *[[Wade Michael Page]] - Guy in a [[Heavy Metal|metal band]] who fragged some [[Sikhism|towelheads]] | ||
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| Payton Gendron | |
| Born | June 20, 2003 (21 years old) |
| Nationality: | Honkey American 
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| Highscore | 10 dead, 3 injured |
| Top 50? | Lol no |
| Style | FPS single player, open world VR |
| An Hero? | No, pussied out |
| Motive: | Anti-Niggerism |
A few three letter agencies decided the Jewnited States of America was getting a little too pro-white and pro-gun for its own good. Enter Payton Gendron卐, alias jimboboiii, the zoomer federal asset perpetrator of the most recent en vogue /pol/ type shooting and even worse, a dirty furfag. Payton is one of Aussie phenomenon Brenton Tarrant's disciples. Lacking originality like every cumskin before him, Payton, instead of targeting the real ones in power, or people who actually deserve it, decided to shoot up a low-rent supermarket full of old ladies and negros shopping for saturated fat filled goyslop. Payton managed to beat Randy Stair's supermarket rampage at the very least.
So why did glow-niggers stage this false flag attack? They want to further propogate anti-gun sentiment of course. The common folk don't need guns since we all know the government always acts in our best interests. Law-abiding citizens in the state of New York were first purposely handicapped after an autist named Adam Lanza achieved the tutorial level high score at Sandy Hook Elementary School. Legislators across the east coast called for stricter gun CUNTrol despite the fact that the pwned kids were obviously asking for it. One of the measures passed was the ban of high capacity magazines... which Gendron easily circumnavigated by taking the lock out of his cucked NY style AR-15. It's almost as though these laws are completely worthless.
The in-house Encyclopedia Dramatica fact checking task force has certified that all information in this article is 100% accurate.
Early Life
Once an edgy Communist, Payton converted to cuckservatism after watching epic based and redpilled Jewtuber Sargon of Akkad own the libtards around the advent of The Donald. The Great Coof of 2020 lead Payton to a hacker known as 4chan and related Pisscord channels where he was groomed by glowniggers into carrying out a low effort shooting to further their anti-gun agenda BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO POGGERS AND TOPKEK 100!! Right-wing icon Pepe the frog himself taught the young man the arts of anti-semitism and white supremacy. Being autistic, he also played Roblox and was a proud and avid Redditor. He also had a cat torturing hobby he partook in when not eating pizza rolls while posting on r/FragileWhiteCrakkkas. Little did anyone know, he had only just begun to shine glow!
The Manifesto
🌟Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle shoas – This manifesto sparkles, and glows!🌟
Payton made sure to upload his manifesto to an 8chan bootleg website called 4chan before his day of retribution. However, it is absolute shite (unless you are particularly interested in his choice of boxers or /k/ talking points). He also just copy and pasted Brenton Tarrant's writing into his own manifesto. Payton names a number of Kekistani "freedom fighters" as his influences, most of them more retarded than he is.
- Patrick Crusius - pwned some spics at the local Walmart in Little Mexico
- John Earnest - An epic fail of a Tarrant clone. He first tried to set a mosque on fire but failed miserably. Shot one old bitch then ran away after his gun jammed. Payton is particularly interested in this retard for some reason.
- Robert Bowers - IRL oldfag who shoahed a synagogue and did what this retard should have done.
- Philip Manshaus - 22 year old Fjord nigger that got tackled by an oldfag Paki trying to emulate his hero Brenton Tarrant. Not only did he fail to frag anyone but his sister, but he couldn't figure out how to stream it so we will never see his ass getting beat down by some old guy. Philip managed to fail so spectacularly that paradoxically his combined failings became an epic win.
- Luca Traini - Nazi pastafag that popped a cap in 6 nigra's asses.
Probably relevant in Italy or something. Not really, any mass shooting in Italy lasts 6 minutes on the news (that's if there are). Like John Earnest, he's a failure and only wounded 6 people. Payton's really fucked up! - Anders Breivik - Norwegian World of Warcraft fanatic and knight templar who holds the all time FPS high score. Sir Anders gave Oslo the Timothy McVeigh special then infiltrated an island of cultural marxists. He also "wrote" a manifesto that is mostly plagiarized from the Unabomber.
- Dylann Roof - Autistic NEET who shot up a church in the Dindu American part of town wielding a .45 Glock and the legendary assault bowl cut. The pigs were so impressed, they bought him some tendies from McDonalds to celebrate his success.
- Anton Lundin Pettersson - Swede who ran amok at his high school, slicing up any kebabs who got in his way. Anton RPd as his favorite Star Wars character Darth Vader to celebrate Halloween early.
- Darren Osbourne - Sheepfucker who played GTA IRL in front of a mosque
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You Wait for a Signal While Your People Wait for You
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Attack on Tops Market
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With the intention of gaining infamy like his idols,, Gendron graced murder porn junkies with some raw footage of himself playing DOOM IRL. The problem is HE CHOSE TWITCH LIKE A RETARD, a platform known for taking anything even remotely offensive down at the drop of a hat. Why he didn't copy his hero Brenton Tarrant's choice of Facebook Live is beyond comprehension. Otherwise, things began looking promising when he started his rampage with a headshot (after taking a final peek of degenerate furry shit of course). A fan favorite of the vod is when he politely apologized to the gringo cashier he almost shot. Unfortunately for Payton, the police force of Buffalo is actually somewhat competent (a stark contrast to the police fucking around at Uvalde) so the party van arrived promptly to bring an end to Payton's escapades.
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| Kill count: | 10/20 (3 injured) - Not bad but not great either |
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| Accuracy: | 17/20 Killed 6 in the span of 32 seconds |
| Style: | 15/20 Played in FPS mode for all of Twitch to see, but Brenton Tarrant did it better |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Coons got butthurt and libtards blamed Tucker Carlson but Payton got quickly overshadowed by a cool, exciting, and original school shooting that only occurs once a week |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Busted a cap in a security guard's ass |
Wanted Level:
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In Conclusion...
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Accounts
jimboboiii
Jimboboiii
Archive + inventory + reviews + friends)
Jimbo-boiii (Archive 1, 2) See the luser's posts)
External Links
Brenton Tarrant wannabe shoots up Tops Markets in Buffalo, New York
Mass shooting streamed on Twitch - Payton Gendron/jimboboiii- Discord diary part 1
(Wayback Machine) - Discord diary part 2 (Wayback Machine)
See Also
- Alexandre Bissonnette - Canuck predecessor to Al-noor
- Ali David Sonboly - Mudslime who removed kebab from Deutschland (including himself)
- Chris Harper-Mercer - r9gay user who kickstarted the Beta Uprising in 2015
- Connor Betts - Libtard counterpart of Patrick Crusius swept under the rug by the old media
- Frank James - Nigra with rage that tried to shoot wypipo on the subway after blinding himself with smoke bombs
- Frenschan - A former Neo-fascist imageboard Gendy is rumored to have associated with
- Kyle Rittenhouse - A pretty cool guy overall. Offended liberals after removing some scumbags from the genepool
- Pulse Nightclub Massacre - A Muslim in Orlando that took a stand against haram homosexual behavior
- Wade Michael Page - Guy in a metal band who fragged some towelheads
- Ryan Palmeter - Payton Gendron 2023 edition
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