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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 1999}} | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 23, [[1990s|1999]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May | {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|May 17, [[2025]] (aged 25)}} | ||
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{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Computer | {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Computer technician}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[ | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 4}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[No|Gee, what could the answer be?]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[No|Gee, what could the answer be?]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''An Hero?'''|Yes}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Emo]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Emo]]<br>[[Sandy Hook]] wannabe}} | |||
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'''[[ | '''Guy Edward [[The Simpsons|Bart]]<nowiki/>kus'''{{Atheist}} was a computer specialist, [[Reddit]] [[atheist]], and militant [[edgelord]] ([[Bruh|this fucking guy literally had the "I never asked to be born" mindset, lol]]) who, on May 17, 2025, decided he had enough of his shitty, pointless life and decided to [[Charles Bishop|commit a suicide attack at a public space during off hours]]. | ||
== | Aside from himself, his actions have failed to kill anything except r/Efilism, so all-in-all [[nothing of value was lost]]. | ||
== Background == | |||
===Audio Manifesto=== | |||
[[File:Rec pre.mp3]] | |||
[[TL;DR|Too long; didn't listen]] - Just another overprivileged cracker making up problems because he couldn't meet society's most basic demands. | |||
== Attack== | == Attack== | ||
[[File:Chud bomber.png|thumb|[[Billions must die|BILLIONS OF EMBRYOS MUST DIE]]]] | |||
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*A bland, corporate sedan typically owned by IRL NPCs and [[ | *A bland, corporate sedan typically owned by IRL NPCs and [[niggers]]. '''30-50 Damage''' | ||
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*'''Spell''': Emo | |||
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On a quiet late morning, a large explosion blasted through a fertility clinic and injured four people. The culprit, Guy Bartkus, was on a mission of protesting against the disease that is life, but what he didn't know is that he died failing at practically everything. For starters, he planned on [[Brenton Tarrant|livestreaming]] the bombing by setting up a tripod with a camera, but the footage failed to upload to his website. He planned on destroying the entire clinic but [[Epic fail|somehow missed the embryos and medical equipment]]. His injured victims weren't even staff members at the IVF clinic because they only operated on weekdays. He would've gotten better luck if he had done a mass shooting like a normal person. | |||
[[File:Palm Springs IVF clinic bombing surveillance footage.mp4|550px|center]] | |||
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== Graded Score == | |||
{{GradedScore|0|What a failure|0|What the fuck were you doing?|10|Proved gun control doesn't work|5|Wasn't with guns so everyone forgot|0|People who do good get bonuses, not you|15|F-|Come on, even [[John Earnest]] and [[Matthew Livelsberger]] had more dignity than this}} | |||
== Graded | |||
{{GradedScore|0|What a failure|0| | |||
{{WantedLevel|3}} | {{WantedLevel|3}} | ||
== See | [[File:CringyAtheist.jpeg|thumb|center|Go back to guns and leave suicide bombings to the professionals.]] | ||
== See Also == | |||
* [[Adam Lanza]] - Another antinatalist who Guy cited as an inspiration. | |||
* [[Emo]] | * [[Emo]] | ||
* [[John Earnest]]- | * [[Guy Fawkes]] - Another failed bomber with the same first name. | ||
* [[Matthew Livelsberger]]- | * [[John Earnest]] - Another faggot who only caused 4 casualties in California, but managed to kill one of them. | ||
* [[Nashville Bombing]]- | * [[Matthew Livelsberger]] - A more pathetic car bomber who didn't get a single kill. | ||
* [[Nashville Bombing]] - X2 | |||
* [[Reddit]] | * [[Reddit]] | ||
* [[Robert Lewis Dear]] - The exact opposite of Guy. | |||
* [[Timothy McVeigh]] - Someone who did it right. | |||
* [[Zizians]] | |||
== External | == External Links == | ||
*{{Wikilink|2025_Palm_Springs_fertility_clinic_bombing|TOW coverage}} | *{{Wikilink|2025_Palm_Springs_fertility_clinic_bombing|TOW coverage}} | ||
*{{WPD| | *{{WPD|h/social/post/320893/california-clinic-bomber-manifesto-marseycalifornia|WPD coverage}} | ||
*{{Archive|x38gA|Archive of his YT channel}} | *{{WPD|@IndictEvolution|WPD account (login required)}} | ||
*{{Archive|x38gA|Archive of his main YT channel}} | |||
*{{wayback|http://youtube.com/@IndictEvolution|20250518103042|title=His explosives channel}} | |||
*{{wayback|https://www.reddit.com/user/Uraniumtetrachloride|20250518084859|title=His Reddit account}} | |||
*{{wayback|https://promortalism.com/|20250517175819|title=His website}} | |||
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{{Atheism}} | {{Atheism}} | ||
{{Emoseries}} | {{Emoseries}} | ||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
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{{Terrorists}} | {{Terrorists}} | ||
[[Category:California]] | |||
[[Category:Sandy Hook]] | |||
[[Category:2025]] | [[Category:2025]] | ||
[[Category:People]] | |||
Latest revision as of 04:46, 4 September 2025
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| Guy Edward Bartkus | |
| Born | September 23, 1999 |
| Died | May 17, 2025 (aged 25) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Occupation | Computer technician |
| Highscore | Injured 4 |
| Top 50? | Gee, what could the answer be? |
| Style | Bomberman |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | Emo Sandy Hook wannabe |
Guy Edward Bartkus
was a computer specialist, Reddit atheist, and militant edgelord (this fucking guy literally had the "I never asked to be born" mindset, lol) who, on May 17, 2025, decided he had enough of his shitty, pointless life and decided to commit a suicide attack at a public space during off hours.
Aside from himself, his actions have failed to kill anything except r/Efilism, so all-in-all nothing of value was lost.
Background
Audio Manifesto
Too long; didn't listen - Just another overprivileged cracker making up problems because he couldn't meet society's most basic demands.
Attack
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On a quiet late morning, a large explosion blasted through a fertility clinic and injured four people. The culprit, Guy Bartkus, was on a mission of protesting against the disease that is life, but what he didn't know is that he died failing at practically everything. For starters, he planned on livestreaming the bombing by setting up a tripod with a camera, but the footage failed to upload to his website. He planned on destroying the entire clinic but somehow missed the embryos and medical equipment. His injured victims weren't even staff members at the IVF clinic because they only operated on weekdays. He would've gotten better luck if he had done a mass shooting like a normal person.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 What a failure |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 What the fuck were you doing? |
| Style: | 10/20 Proved gun control doesn't work |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Wasn't with guns so everyone forgot |
| Bonus: | 0/20 People who do good get bonuses, not you |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
See Also
- Adam Lanza - Another antinatalist who Guy cited as an inspiration.
- Emo
- Guy Fawkes - Another failed bomber with the same first name.
- John Earnest - Another faggot who only caused 4 casualties in California, but managed to kill one of them.
- Matthew Livelsberger - A more pathetic car bomber who didn't get a single kill.
- Nashville Bombing - X2
- Robert Lewis Dear - The exact opposite of Guy.
- Timothy McVeigh - Someone who did it right.
- Zizians
External Links
TOW coverage
WPD coverage- WPD account (login required)
Archive of his main YT channel
His explosives channel- His Reddit account
- His website
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