Bondi Beach Unjewing

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Sajid and Naveed Akram
Born	August 12, 2001 (Naveed, 24 years old) c. 1975 (Sajid)
Died	December 14, 2025 (Sajid, aged 50)
Nationality:	Ausfailian
Highscore	Killed 15, injured 39
Top 50?	No
Style	FPS, Co-Op Mode
An Hero?	One killed by police, other v&
Motive	Snackbar, Anti-pedophile bigotry

On December 14, 2025, a 50-year-old father, Sajid Akram^☪, and his 24-year-old son, Naveed Akram^☪, realized that maybe attacking their Christian friends might not be the brightest idea, so they decided to go after the real cause of their problems. Armed with a Beretta straight-pull rifle, 2 Stoeger M3000 shotguns, and an unknown firearm, they headed out to a beach Hanukkah celebration where some Juden were partying and groping Aryan 6-year-olds, and killed as many Jews as they could. Their actions are attributed to preventing 14 white children from being raped, and 88 people from developing weird-ass fetishes. Unfortunately, another Muslim named Ahmed al-Ahmed^☪ disarmed Sajid Akram. He threatened Sajid by pointing the gun at him, but unfortunately did not kill him, leaving it up to the pigs to do it.

Gameplay Footage

Since it's 2025, people record everything, so of course there's videos for you to watch, sick fuck.

Compilation of videos. Short clip of Naveed shooting. Sajid being a dumbass. Drone footage that captured blatant police brutality. Police arresting them and some shirtless fat Aussie comes up and stomps Sajid's head (he's already dead lol). Aftermath. Previous Video | Next Video

Loadout

After Martin Bryant's wonderful highscore attempt at Port Arthur, Australia decided to ban assault rifle and ban lots of semi-automatics too! But you still could get guns if you met whats needed for a firearm license. And Sajid Akram did, he owned 6 guns legally through his valid firearms license despite being the the Australian Security Intelligence Organization's watchlist. He and his son brought 4 of them to celebrate the first day of Hanukkah, though one went unused. Surprisingly, no bombs were used in the attack.

Sajid Akram
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: 12-gauge Stoeger M3000 M3K Shotgun.	65~125 Damage
Secondary: Unspecified firearm.	Unused, possibly another Beretta BRX1 straight-pull rifle. Mystery damage output.
Handicap 1: Fat	Player moving speed cuts a half Difficulty climbing fences and walls Stamina stats cut a half. Jumping height reduces a third. Divides a double or triple if they are obese.
Handicap 2: Backpack	Big backpack for hiding his handheld rapist. -10 Speed.
Spell: Islam	Increased damage against infidels who go against the almighty sword of Allah.

Naveed Akram
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Beretta BRX1 Straight-Pull Rifle.	45~75 Damage
Secondary: 12-gauge Stoeger M3000 M3K Shotgun.	65~125 Damage
Handicap: Fat	Player moving speed cuts a half Difficulty climbing fences and walls Stamina stats cut a half. Jumping height reduces a third. Divides a double or triple if they are obese.
Spell: Islam	Increased damage against infidels who go against the almighty sword of Allah.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	15/20 Injured 39.
Accuracy:	4/20 Killed 15 out of 54 shot, and they were mostly oldfags.
Style:	5/20 Mudslimes killing kikes, what's new?
Butthurt:	16/20 Created a decent amount of public panic considering how common mass shootings are now.
Bonus:	15/20 Second deadliest mass shooting in Australia and deadliest terror attack.
Total Score: 55/100 (E)

Brenton Tarrant tried to warn us See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Aftermath

Instead of doing the sensible thing (banning Islam and Judaism), they decided to make criticism of Zionism harder and banned guns.

See Also

• Antisemitism
• Australia
• Baruch Goldstein - The inverse of this.
• Brown University shooting - Happened in America the day before.
• Islam
• Jews
• John Earnest - Tried the same thing but failed epically.
• Stephan Balliet - Same as above.

External Links

• TOW coverage

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