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Ichverbot
ichverbot (Joshua Moon; the other known aliases are Null, IbanZ) - CWCki admin, pedophile, self-proclaimed lolcow, internet tough guy, web developer, high school dropout, wannabe serial rapist.
After the last forum went down this guy started hosting the new one himself. A while ago he mentioned being a "yiffbag lolcow" on a different message board. Intrigued, Anonymous decided to investigate.
Apparently he made quite a name for himself on the forums for Blockland, which is kind of like Minecraft with Lego men. There's a 121-page thread about his antics.
Quotes
Some choice quotes by Joshua/Null:
(8:11 AM) Joshua: Alright, [[Dicking|time to]] jerk off to some [[Kittens|neko shota]]. (8:11 AM) Joshua: Yeah, I'm fucked up. I know :( (8:15 AM) Joshua: I drench my sorrows in masturbation so often that it becomes too hard to get off to heterosexual intercoruse for the sole purpose of reproduction. 4:52 AM - Joshua: I swear to god I want to kill and rape as many people as I can 4:52 AM - Joshua: before getting [[Raep|gunned down]] by SWAT 4:52 AM - Joshua: That needs to be my life [[Aspierations|aspiration]] 4:52 AM - Joshua: You stupid fucking cunts need to suffer 4:52 AM - Joshua: All living things with a vagina
How ichverbot raped a forum member
According to one member, known as Stocking:
—ichverbot wanna get some pussy, then die. | ||
On another occasion:
—The sextape will pwn 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick on all levels | ||
Null's excuse?
—Just kiddin' | ||
But he deleted his post 5 seconds later and made her look like she's insane.
—ichverbot, being almost raped by a stalker girl | ||
5:01 PM - Joshua: I wanted belonging with you 5:01 PM - Joshua: and you never rejected me 5:01 PM - Joshua: just like 5:02 PM - Joshua: side-stepped 5:02 PM - Joshua: constnatly 5:02 PM - Joshua: a full wall of text ignored here 5:02 PM - Joshua: an issue not responded to here 5:02 PM - Joshua: and just 5:02 PM - Joshua: you kept doing that 5:02 PM - Joshua: I had to say shit like that to get you to listen 5:02 PM - Joshua: to get you to respond
Also:
4:47 PM - Catherine the Necron: i never like attack you the way you do me 4:47 PM - Catherine the Necron: the worst i do is downplay what you believe to be supr srs drama 4:48 PM - Joshua: no. 4:48 PM - Joshua: the worst you do is ignore me all the time. 4:48 PM - Joshua: when I tried talking to you and devoting all my off time from work to you 4:48 PM - Joshua: you'd take your time responding
Some argue Stocking is a provocational cunt.
Joshua has been fucked with in the past by other members in ways that are pretty fucked up. This was all quite a bit ago, and quite obviously he has gotten much better. Stocking has a history of literally following Iban around in more recent times. Stocking was also rated one of the top ten most hated forum users.
ichverbot and health
He drinks litres of soda to day and eats junk food on a daily basis. Why is it everyone on the cwcki forums is almost exactly like the lolcow they like to mock
"Q: What's the hardest thing to find in a fast-food restaurant on nightshift? A: A pair of eyes that are not bloodshot. I've never seen so many people stoned out of their mind in my life."
"Arrrgghhh! My sleep schedule is screwed over so badly right now. I might run out to Walmart for ten liters of magic, happiness, and aspartame."
"Coinstar Income: $28.51. Tacobell and a Haircut: $24.11. -- Life is hard."
"I went to Tacobell yesterday. In the 10 minutes I was inside, it went from crystal clear sunny blue day to an absolute downpour and my two XL work shirts got soaked. The only size they had spare were medium, so I used one of them. It fit. Kickin' rad."
Child Pornography
Joshua has become so jaded from years of internet porn that he has started to jerk off to child porn instead.
8:58 AM - Joshua: God I feel so guilty about the CP 8:58 AM - Joshua: I wish it didn't turn me on to see that shit 8:59 AM - Joshua: It's not just regular child porn either, it's hurtcore now 8:59 AM - Joshua: I just like to see children suffer :( 8:59 AM - Joshua: Oh well, no point in thinking about it too much 8:59 AM - Joshua: Time to load up Tor and find some more, lol!
Towards loli
Despite the fact he is sexually attracted to children, he also hates them and plots to murder them.
Here's something from CWCki chat:
—Wishing death upon a baby is sooooo tough! | ||
That's not the only time he's wished death on a baby,
—User was banned for this post | ||
Towards shota
In the "Post Real Life Pictures" thread, a boy who looks like he's 10 posted this picture of himself, and Null responded with this:
[11:57:02 PM] Joshua Moon: I'm gay for robo noob. [11:57:06 PM] Joshua Moon: I'm sorry but he's adorable [11:57:09 PM] Joshua Moon: Absolutely yummy [11:57:20 PM] Jimmg: are you going to rape him too [11:57:21 PM] Joshua Moon: maybe [11:57:26 PM] Joshua Moon: how old is he [11:57:29 PM] Jimmg: 17 [11:57:31 PM] Joshua Moon: if he's 18 or turning 18 soon he's my new stocking [11:57:34 PM] Joshua Moon: birthday? [11:57:55 PM] Jimmg: i dont even fucking remember [11:57:57 PM] Joshua Moon: find out [11:57:59 PM] Joshua Moon: please [11:59:54 PM] Jimmg: nah [12:06:04 AM] Joshua Moon: :C [12:06:07 AM] Joshua Moon: jerk [12:06:16 AM] Jimmg: sorry bro [12:06:44 AM] Jimmg: I dont want my #3 nigga(WE HAVENT TALKED IN LIKE 6 MONTHS TBH) to be raped and then his anus sown shut and then him stuck in some pen [12:06:52 AM] Jimmg: for the rest of his life [12:07:18 AM] Joshua Moon: :c [12:07:23 AM] Joshua Moon: I wouldn't do that [12:07:25 AM] Joshua Moon: He's too pretty to hurt [12:07:28 AM] Joshua Moon: kawaii desu~~~ [12:09:03 AM] Jimmg: sorryy [12:09:19 AM] Joshua Moon: Is he even gay? [12:09:27 AM] Jimmg: are you? [12:09:34 AM] Joshua Moon: No [12:09:36 AM] Joshua Moon: except for him [12:09:42 AM] Joshua Moon: I love andro girls [12:09:42 AM] Joshua Moon: And he [12:09:46 AM] Joshua Moon: is definitely andro [12:09:48 AM] Joshua Moon: and looks like a girl [12:09:52 AM] Joshua Moon: I'd probably do stuff with him [12:10:25 AM] Jimmg: andro? [12:10:34 AM] Joshua Moon: Androdgynous
No longer a Cwcki Admin
Null has recently quit the Cwcki because he is tired of getting harassed and stalked. He enabled premium features on the Cwcki Forums and then stormed off, but not before saying goodbye to his British bitch, Melchett. his tantrum is available here:[1]
See also
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