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[http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/dobbys-cocksucker.8073/ Thanks to the good folks on EDF,] a certain {{dauser|Torture-Device}} picked-up on Joshua's faggotry and, naturally, like the [[deviantART Nazis|blood-thirsty shark]] for [[drama]] he is, seeked him out and [http://torture-device.deviantart.com/journal/?offset=1#/d4yiwns took a bite out of him.] Naturally, not being able to resist his primal furry urges, Joshua [http://hayakain.deviantart.com/journal/So-the-ED-Forums-299734348?comments_view=3&offset=110 bawwed about it] and only drew more negative attention to himself. If it wasn't for him bitching about Tom Preston haters in the first place, he would've never been bullied and people would've left alone Tom mother-fucking Preston. | [http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/dobbys-cocksucker.8073/ Thanks to the good folks on EDF,] a certain {{dauser|Torture-Device}} picked-up on Joshua's faggotry and, naturally, like the [[deviantART Nazis|blood-thirsty shark]] for [[drama]] he is, seeked him out and [http://torture-device.deviantart.com/journal/?offset=1#/d4yiwns took a bite out of him.] Naturally, not being able to resist his primal furry urges, Joshua [http://hayakain.deviantart.com/journal/So-the-ED-Forums-299734348?comments_view=3&offset=110 bawwed about it] and only drew more negative attention to himself. If it wasn't for him bitching about Tom Preston haters in the first place, he would've never been bullied and people would've left alone Tom mother-fucking Preston. | ||
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File:Fiona Fox.jpg|[[Ginger]] AND [[furfag]]? Dear God... | File:Fiona Fox.jpg|[[Ginger]] AND [[furfag]]? Dear God... | ||
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==Quotes== | |||
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I don't even know what yiffing is. | |||
I have never pretended to be an animal person. What I draw does not reflect on me as a person in any way.|He's [[closet furry|not a furry]], as the gallery above clearly shows | |||
| Personally I'm [[butthurt|all but immune to]] trolling so it doesn't bug me, I just wonder why the waste of time posting there.| | |||
|Well it doesn't piss me off, it just makes me wonder if they don't have something better to do.|ED totally does not [[Offended|offend]] Hayakain.| | |||
1: I draw it because I want to. It's become quite a thing and I'd like to continue it, it'll be good experience. | |||
2: I do not. Those things in real life would be terrifying. | |||
3: I disagree with 'disgusting.' I do not pander to anybody, as you can see with my disregarding the insults to my subject matter of choice.|He continues to deny his obvious fetish.| | |||
I do not despise ED, or any of you. I do think many of you have taken leave of rational thought and the space occupied by a Sailor's Guide to Insults, but there's no hatred here. It's fun to take each angry patron down a peg or two.| | |||
|Just came to chat. I didn't need to come here for attention, you guys lurk on my dA page every day regardless. Hell, you all gave me 100 new watchers and about 2k pageviews in about a week, I don't need ED for attention.|[[Failure|Failing]] to defend his case.| | |||
No idea what that's about. And I'm no 'furry' of any sort. Drawing anthropomorphic characters no more makes me a 'furry' than drawing cars makes me a mechanic.|Still trying to defend his case. | |||
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Revision as of 05:13, 13 January 2013
Hayakain, real name Joshua Benefield, like many other furfags on deviantART, has an interestingly abnormal habit of bawwing about shit nobody cares about. It is common knowledge that furries and fanboys go hand-in-hand, and when one snaps, it is usually due to someone simply voicing their opinion on a furry's fetishes, lifestyle and/or an artist they are a fan of. And in this case, the setting off was done by some haters who were trolling a cancerous inflation fetishist that goes by the name of Tom Preston. Hayakain obvioulsy sees Preston as being a God among men, and goes as far as to defend him through a shitty dA journal. He was obviously trying to take an internet tough guy approach, but failed tremendously which resulted in more negative attention towards his Tom Preston and himself. It can also be noted that Hayakain is a closet gay, in that a majority of his art consists of furry whores parading around naked, but when you visit his E621 gallery, you'll see shotacon furry dongs scattered about.
Hatred of ED
—On refusing to read an ED article. | ||
Hayakain has made his hatred of ED known through multiple means necessary. Whether it be through shitty journals where he bawws about how ED is nothing more than a troll site or saying how he is immune to ED and trolling through dA comments, he'll be sure to have you know that he is in no way butthurt, and that we're just a bunch of faggots who have nothing better to do then fuck around with people. This is obviously not true, since he takes the time to write about this site in the first place, and doesn't just go on with his life just as anyone else would.
Rise to Fame
—On blocking Torture-Device like a crybaby. | ||
Thanks to the good folks on EDF, a certain Torture-Device picked-up on Joshua's faggotry and, naturally, like the blood-thirsty shark for drama he is, seeked him out and took a bite out of him. Naturally, not being able to resist his primal furry urges, Joshua bawwed about it and only drew more negative attention to himself. If it wasn't for him bitching about Tom Preston haters in the first place, he would've never been bullied and people would've left alone Tom mother-fucking Preston.
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See Also
- White Knight
- EDF
- Tom Preston
- Krystal
- Sonic - A majority of his "art" portrays Sonic characters.
- Furfag
- Fanboy
- Shotacon - His other fetish.
- Closet furry - Officially denies being a furfag.
- Weeaboo
- E621
- FurAffinity
- DeviantArt
External Links
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Hayakain is part of a series on Visit the DeviantART Portal for complete coverage. |
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Hayakain is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
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Hayakain is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
| Hayakain is part of a series on Dying Alone
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Hayakain | Succeeded by Incumbent |