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Null has recently quit the Cwcki because he is tired of [[Thin Skin|getting harassed and stalked]].
Null has recently quit the Cwcki because he is tired of [[Thin Skin|getting harassed and stalked]].
He enabled [[Jew|premium features]] on the Cwcki Forums and then stormed off, but not before saying goodbye to his British bitch, [[Camwhore|Melchett]].
He enabled [[Jew|premium features]] on the Cwcki Forums and then stormed off, but not before saying goodbye to his British bitch, [[Camwhore|Melchett]].
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his tantrum is available here:[http://pastebin.com/A6SHDpA8]
Null A moment ago - Null: I'm leaving
Null A moment ago - Null: I hate all of you and I'm abandoning ship
Woody Chan A moment ago - Woody Chan: Yes, moderators
Fialovy A moment ago - Fialovy: I'll pay up to get into the VIP club and keep this sight running
Melchett A moment ago - Melchett: @ Woody Chan, they all portray something else thou
Null A moment ago - Null: So this is my way of keeping us both happy
Null A moment ago - Null: You get your board and I get to go away
Joey Jo-Jo Junior A moment ago - Joey Jo-Jo Junior: oh this is gonna be good
CompyRex A moment ago - CompyRex: @ Null, you've assessed the situation and you're going
Melchett A moment ago - Melchett: @ Null, (:_( not me
Null A moment ago - Null: Yea, you all suck. Every time I check the boards I see you fucking assholes just ranting about me like I was some sort of antichrist
Melchett A moment ago - Melchett: or bann everyone, but that wont work
Melchett A moment ago - Melchett: @ Null, fuck you
Null A moment ago - Null: Not someone that spent $300 to keep the boards up at no gain to himself
Null A moment ago - Null: Not someone who expanded the userbase by 1000%
Melchett A moment ago - Melchett: fuck you
Dee A moment ago - Dee: I never ranted about Null
Null A moment ago - Null: not someone who dealt with personal attacks and stalkers for a fucking year and a half
Null A moment ago - Null: I'm just some asshole that occasionally said mean things
Null A moment ago - Null: Fuck off with that shit
Melchett A moment ago - Melchett: naw i just had a huge argument with nodarkies because hes a dick
Melchett A moment ago - Melchett: but fine I dont count in any of your rants
Dunsparce A moment ago - Dunsparce: @ Null, I never talk about you in chat
Woody Chan A moment ago - Woody Chan: Dude the only time I ranted about you was now because premium accounts are dumb. Im otherwise perfectly happy about you
NoDarkies A moment ago - NoDarkies: @ Melchett, :heart-full:
Null A moment ago - Null: mel you're lovely, chill.
Dr. Teem A moment ago - Dr. Teem: @ Null, Thanks again for introducing me to K Flay, thats my new favorite artist
Unbovvered A moment ago - Unbovvered: @ Null, i miss you
Woody Chan A moment ago - Woody Chan: also yeah the jace pm was stupid but I didnt think it was really jace
Null A moment ago - Null: @ Woody Chan, yeah sorry for asking for two dollars and fifty cents from 8 people a month to keep the boards open
Null A moment ago - Null: I didn't realize that this forum wouldn't be worth two fucking 20 oz cokes to enough people to sustain it
 
== See also ==
== See also ==



Revision as of 14:52, 4 July 2014

Pic related: It's me and my bitch
Shave your neckbeard, motherfucker

ichverbot (Joshua Moon; the other known aliases are Null, IbanZ) - CWCki admin, pedophile, self-proclaimed lolcow, internet tough guy, web developer, high school dropout, wannabe serial rapist.

After the last forum went down this guy started hosting the new one himself. A while ago he mentioned being a "yiffbag lolcow" on a different message board. Intrigued, Anonymous decided to investigate.

Apparently he made quite a name for himself on the forums for Blockland, which is kind of like Minecraft with Lego men. There's a 121-page thread about his antics.

Quotes

Some choice quotes by Joshua/Null:

(8:11 AM) Joshua:   Alright, [[Dicking|time to]] jerk off to some [[Kittens|neko shota]]. 
(8:11 AM) Joshua:   Yeah, I'm fucked up. I know :( 
(8:15 AM) Joshua:   I drench my sorrows in masturbation so often that it becomes too hard to get off to heterosexual intercoruse for the sole purpose of reproduction. 
4:52 AM - Joshua: I swear to god I want to kill and rape as many people as I can 
4:52 AM - Joshua: before getting [[Raep|gunned down]] by SWAT 
4:52 AM - Joshua: That needs to be my life [[Aspierations|aspiration]]
4:52 AM - Joshua: You stupid fucking cunts need to suffer 
4:52 AM - Joshua: All living things with a vagina


How ichverbot raped a forum member

Joshua and Stocking
MAN THE HARPOONS!
Joshua wanna stick his virgin dick in this cellulite fat ass
FGAS in action

According to one member, known as Stocking:

   
 
He kept pestering me for my address saying he wanted to visit me, and for the next like two weeks leading up to his roadtrip he bugged me non-stop about my address and said I wouldn't give it to him because I thought he was a rapist. Then he said he'd find my address anyways and rape me before he killed himself. So I guess I dodged a bullet.
 

 
 

—ichverbot wanna get some pussy, then die.

On another occasion:

   
 
I remember after he found out my last name, he said that he'd show up to my house while I was at school, shoot my dad, and wait for me to get home. Then he'd subdue me, cut off each individual digit with a knife heated in hot grease so that it'd cauterize as it cut and I wouldn't bleed out. Then he'd cut off my clitoris and my labia, and then rape my ass until I shat myself. Then he'd just leave me to starve to death or something once all my appendages and my genitals were sliced off and he'd beaten me sufficiently.
 

 
 

—The sextape will pwn 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick on all levels

Null's excuse?

   
 
I was really mad that day.
 

 
 

—Just kiddin'

But he deleted his post 5 seconds later and made her look like she's insane.

   
 
This girl has been stalking me for years. I figured she'd do something like this because I've been ignoring her lately.

Really unfortunate, but this is what happens when you trust crazy people with your personal information.

 

 
 

—ichverbot, being almost raped by a stalker girl

5:01 PM - Joshua: I wanted belonging with you 
5:01 PM - Joshua: and you never rejected me 
5:01 PM - Joshua: just like 
5:02 PM - Joshua: side-stepped 
5:02 PM - Joshua: constnatly 
5:02 PM - Joshua: a full wall of text ignored here 
5:02 PM - Joshua: an issue not responded to here 
5:02 PM - Joshua: and just 
5:02 PM - Joshua: you kept doing that 
5:02 PM - Joshua: I had to say shit like that to get you to listen 
5:02 PM - Joshua: to get you to respond 


Also:

4:47 PM - Catherine the Necron: i never like attack you the way you do me 
4:47 PM - Catherine the Necron: the worst i do is downplay what you believe to be supr srs drama 
4:48 PM - Joshua: no. 
4:48 PM - Joshua: the worst you do is ignore me all the time. 
4:48 PM - Joshua: when I tried talking to you and devoting all my off time from work to you 
4:48 PM - Joshua: you'd take your time responding


Some argue Stocking is a provocational cunt.

Joshua has been fucked with in the past by other members in ways that are pretty fucked up. This was all quite a bit ago, and quite obviously he has gotten much better. Stocking has a history of literally following Iban around in more recent times. Stocking was also rated one of the top ten most hated forum users.

ichverbot and health

Zero coke? Drinkin' it can't help you lose weight, fat fuck

He drinks litres of soda to day and eats junk food on a daily basis. Why is it everyone on the cwcki forums is almost exactly like the lolcow they like to mock

"Q: What's the hardest thing to find in a fast-food restaurant on nightshift? A: A pair of eyes that are not bloodshot. I've never seen so many people stoned out of their mind in my life."

"Arrrgghhh! My sleep schedule is screwed over so badly right now. I might run out to Walmart for ten liters of magic, happiness, and aspartame."

"Coinstar Income: $28.51. Tacobell and a Haircut: $24.11. -- Life is hard."

"I went to Tacobell yesterday. In the 10 minutes I was inside, it went from crystal clear sunny blue day to an absolute downpour and my two XL work shirts got soaked. The only size they had spare were medium, so I used one of them. It fit. Kickin' rad."

IN SOVIET RUSSIA CWCKI STALKS YOU

Child Pornography

Joshua has become so jaded from years of internet porn that he has started to jerk off to child porn instead.

8:58 AM - Joshua: God I feel so guilty about the CP
8:58 AM - Joshua: I wish it didn't turn me on to see that shit
8:59 AM - Joshua: It's not just regular child porn either, it's hurtcore now
8:59 AM - Joshua: I just like to see children suffer :(
8:59 AM - Joshua: Oh well, no point in thinking about it too much
8:59 AM - Joshua: Time to load up Tor and find some more, lol!


Towards loli

Despite the fact he is sexually attracted to children, he also hates them and plots to murder them.

Here's something from CWCki chat:

   
 
@ Null - Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:25 pm

I fucking hate my friend's sister's baby.
@ Null - Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:25 pm
It's a fucking cunt.
@ Null - Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:25 pm
It just sits there and glares at me
@ Null - Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:25 pm
It cries 24/7
@ Null - Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:25 pm
It's woken me up every day since I got here
@ Null - Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:25 pm
I hope it gets SIDS

 


 
 

Wishing death upon a baby is sooooo tough!

That's not the only time he's wished death on a baby,

   
 
« November 14, 2011, 02:00:37 AM »

I'm not going to be a jerk to her because some dumb angsty cunt on an Internet forum took advantage of her trust (in exactly the same way you took advantage of mine) and used her as a weapon against me.

You are an awful human being, and I hope your child burns to death.

 


 
 

—User was banned for this post

Towards shota

He'd absolutely hit him

In the "Post Real Life Pictures" thread, a boy who looks like he's 10 posted this picture of himself, and Null responded with this:

[11:57:02 PM] Joshua Moon: I'm gay for robo noob. 
[11:57:06 PM] Joshua Moon: I'm sorry but he's adorable 
[11:57:09 PM] Joshua Moon: Absolutely yummy 
[11:57:20 PM] Jimmg: are you going to rape him too 
[11:57:21 PM] Joshua Moon: maybe 
[11:57:26 PM] Joshua Moon: how old is he 
[11:57:29 PM] Jimmg: 17 
[11:57:31 PM] Joshua Moon: if he's 18 or turning 18 soon he's my new stocking 
[11:57:34 PM] Joshua Moon: birthday? 
[11:57:55 PM] Jimmg: i dont even fucking remember 
[11:57:57 PM] Joshua Moon: find out 
[11:57:59 PM] Joshua Moon: please 
[11:59:54 PM] Jimmg: nah 
[12:06:04 AM] Joshua Moon: :C 
[12:06:07 AM] Joshua Moon: jerk 
[12:06:16 AM] Jimmg: sorry bro 
[12:06:44 AM] Jimmg: I dont want my #3 nigga(WE HAVENT TALKED IN LIKE 6 MONTHS TBH) to be raped and then his anus sown shut and then him stuck in some pen 
[12:06:52 AM] Jimmg: for the rest of his life 
[12:07:18 AM] Joshua Moon: :c 
[12:07:23 AM] Joshua Moon: I wouldn't do that 
[12:07:25 AM] Joshua Moon: He's too pretty to hurt 
[12:07:28 AM] Joshua Moon: kawaii desu~~~ 
[12:09:03 AM] Jimmg: sorryy 
[12:09:19 AM] Joshua Moon: Is he even gay? 
[12:09:27 AM] Jimmg: are you? 
[12:09:34 AM] Joshua Moon: No 
[12:09:36 AM] Joshua Moon: except for him 
[12:09:42 AM] Joshua Moon: I love andro girls 
[12:09:42 AM] Joshua Moon: And he 
[12:09:46 AM] Joshua Moon: is definitely andro 
[12:09:48 AM] Joshua Moon: and looks like a girl 
[12:09:52 AM] Joshua Moon: I'd probably do stuff with him 
[12:10:25 AM] Jimmg: andro? 
[12:10:34 AM] Joshua Moon: Androdgynous 


Source.

No longer a Cwcki Admin

Null has recently quit the Cwcki because he is tired of getting harassed and stalked. He enabled premium features on the Cwcki Forums and then stormed off, but not before saying goodbye to his British bitch, Melchett. his tantrum is available here:[1]

See also

Null on his own forum

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