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'''Aaron Alexis''' was a pretty cool guy who pwned a Naval Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of [[electric boogaloo|millimeter waves]] reverberating through his apartment walls and running out of his precious [[Left 4 Dead|peelz]]. | '''Aaron Alexis''' was a [[pretty cool guy]] who pwned a Naval Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of [[electric boogaloo|millimeter waves]] reverberating through his apartment walls and running out of his precious [[Left 4 Dead|peelz]]. As with every other [[nigger]], he was born and raised in da hood. The [[gun control|leftarded]] media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 semi-super-massmurdering-assault-rifle despite the fact he only used a shitty rusted sawed-off shotgun (Which every typical nignog has) and a pistol stolen from an [[noob|incompetent]] security guard who was too busy [[Masturbation|tossing the salad]]. One day, he received an email from his crew-member, who was none other than [[Obama]]. Titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 9000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become [[Black Jesus]]. Overall, just another wanna-be [[Chris Dorner]] attempting to get on the score-boards but [[failure|failed]] (despite the fact he killed 3x more people than [[Dorner]] did). In the aftermath of the shooting, [[Jack Thompson]] was quick to blame Dorner's actions on the newly released [[Grand Theft Auto V]], despite no evidence existing presenting Alexis as a GTA 5 player. Despite getting 12 frags, in a military base no less, Aaron was a nigger so the media was quick to overlook the story. See, only white people are capable of committing a [[mass shooting]]- and you can bet your ass [[old media]] will manipulate the facts to make it seem this way. | ||
As every other [[nigger]], he was born and raised in | |||
The [[gun control|leftarded]] media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 semi-super-massmurdering-assault-rifle despite the fact he only used a shitty rusted sawed-off shotgun (Which every typical nignog has) and a pistol stolen from an [[noob|incompetent]] security guard who was too busy [[Masturbation|tossing the salad]]. | |||
One day, he received an email from his crew-member, [[Obama]]. Titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER | |||
Overall, just another wanna-be [[Chris Dorner]] attempting to get on the score-boards but [[failure|failed]] (despite the fact he killed 3x more people than Dorner did). | |||
[[File:Aaron alexis doom.jpg|thumb|Aaron Alexis used his [[doom|keycard]] to gain access to the naval base.]] | [[File:Aaron alexis doom.jpg|thumb|Aaron Alexis used his [[doom|keycard]] to gain access to the naval base.]] | ||
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Aaron Alexis was a pretty cool guy who pwned a Naval Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of millimeter waves reverberating through his apartment walls and running out of his precious peelz. As with every other nigger, he was born and raised in da hood. The leftarded media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 semi-super-massmurdering-assault-rifle despite the fact he only used a shitty rusted sawed-off shotgun (Which every typical nignog has) and a pistol stolen from an incompetent security guard who was too busy tossing the salad. One day, he received an email from his crew-member, who was none other than Obama. Titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 9000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become Black Jesus. Overall, just another wanna-be Chris Dorner attempting to get on the score-boards but failed (despite the fact he killed 3x more people than Dorner did). In the aftermath of the shooting, Jack Thompson was quick to blame Dorner's actions on the newly released Grand Theft Auto V, despite no evidence existing presenting Alexis as a GTA 5 player. Despite getting 12 frags, in a military base no less, Aaron was a nigger so the media was quick to overlook the story. See, only white people are capable of committing a mass shooting- and you can bet your ass old media will manipulate the facts to make it seem this way.
Game Play
Aaron infiltrating the UAC naval base
Graded Score
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| Kill count: | 12/20 |
| Accuracy: | 20/20 |
| Style: | 17/20 |
| Butthurt: | 16/20 Nobody cares about black people. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 OG black genepool purifier |
| Total score: 85/100 (B) | |
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See also
- Dmitry Vinogradov - Russian response
- The Binghamton Tet Offensive
- Chris Dorner
- Doom
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