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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Payton Gendron'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Payton Gendron'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 20, 2003 ({{age|2003|6|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Honkey American]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Honkey American]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|10 dead, 3 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 dead, 3 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|lol no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lol no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Open world multiplayer VR}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, open world VR}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Pussied Out}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pussied out}}
{{Ibrow|'''Thread?'''|{{kf|119000|Absolutely}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Dylann Roof|Anti-Niggerism]] }}
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A few three letter agencies decided the Jewnited States of America was getting a little too pro-white and pro-[[gun]] for its own good. Enter '''Payton Gendron''', alias '''[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius|jimboboiii]]''', the [[zoomer]] <s>[[CIA|federal asset]]</s> perpetrator of the most recent en vogue [[pol|/pol/]] type shooting and even worse, a dirty [[furry|furfag]]. Payton is one of [[Australian|Aussie]] phenomenon [[Brenton Tarrant]]'s disciples. Lacking originality like every [[White devil|cumskin]] before him, Payton, instead of targeting the [[Jews|real ones in power]], or people who [[asking for it|actually deserve it]], decided to shoot up a low-rent supermarket full of [[Old people|old ladies]] and [[negros]] shopping for saturated fat filled [[Fast Food|goyslop]]. Payton managed to beat [[Randy Stair]]'s super market rampage at the very least.
A few three letter agencies decided the Jewnited States of America was getting a little too pro-white and pro-[[gun]] for its own good. Enter '''Payton Gendron''', alias '''[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius|jimboboiii]]''', the [[zoomer]] <s>[[CIA|federal asset]]</s> perpetrator of the most recent en vogue [[pol|/pol/]] type shooting and even worse, a dirty [[furry|furfag]]. Payton is one of [[Australian|Aussie]] phenomenon [[Brenton Tarrant]]'s disciples. Lacking originality like every [[White devil|cumskin]] before him, Payton, instead of targeting the [[Jews|real ones in power]], or people who [[asking for it|actually deserve it]], decided to shoot up a low-rent supermarket full of [[Old people|old ladies]] and [[negros]] shopping for saturated fat filled [[Fast Food|goyslop]]. Payton managed to beat [[Randy Stair]]'s super market rampage at the very least.
So why did glow-niggers stage this [[false flag]] attack? They want to further propogate anti-gun sentiment of course. The common folk don't need guns since [[Waco|we all know the government always acts in our best interests]]. Law-abiding citizens in the state of [[New York]] were first purposely handicapped after an autist named [[Adam Lanza]] achieved the tutorial level high score at [[Sandy Hook]] Elementary School. Legislators across the east coast called for stricter [[gun control|gun CUNTrol]] despite the fact that the pwned kids were obviously [[asking for it]]. [[Bullet to the Head of the NRA|One of the measures passed was the ban of high capacity magazines]]... which Gendron easily circumnavigated by taking the lock out of his cucked NY style AR-15. It's almost as though these laws are completely worthless.
The in-house [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] [[Snopes|fact checking task force]] has certified that [[Truth|all information in this article is 100% accurate]].
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==Early Life==
==Early Life==
Once an edgy [[Communist]], Payton converted to [[Cuckservative|cuckservatism]] after watching epic [[forced meme|based and redpilled]] [[YouTube|Jewtuber]] [[Sargon of Akkad]] own the [[libtards]] around the advent of [[The Donald]]. [[Covid|The Great Coof]] of [[2020]] lead Payton to [[4chan]] and related [[Discord|Pisscord]] channels where he was groomed by fedposting [[FBI|glowniggers]] into carrying out a [[lazy|low effort]] <s>shooting to further their anti-gun agenda</s> BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO POGGERS AND [[topkek|TOPKEK]] 100!! [[Right-wing]] icon [[Pepe the frog]] himself taught the young man the arts of [[anti-semitism]] and [[white supremacy]]. Being [[autistic]], he also played [[Roblox]] and was a proud and avid [[Redditor]]. He also had a [[Luka Magnotta|cat torturing hobby]] he partook in when not eating pizza rolls while posting on [[Cracker|r/FragileWhiteCrakkkas]].
[[File:Le epic redditor.png|thumb|right|Mfw Reddit gold]]
Once an edgy [[Communist]], Payton converted to [[Cuckservative|cuckservatism]] after watching epic [[forced meme|based and redpilled]] [[YouTube|Jewtuber]] [[Sargon of Akkad]] own the [[libtards]] around the advent of [[The Donald]]. [[Covid|The Great Coof]] of [[2020]] lead Payton to a [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|hacker known as]] [[4chan]] and related [[Discord|Pisscord]] channels where he was groomed by [[FBI|glowniggers]] into carrying out a [[lazy|low effort]] shooting <s>to further their anti-gun agenda</s> BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO POGGERS AND [[topkek|TOPKEK]] 100!! [[Right-wing]] icon [[Pepe the frog]] himself taught the young man the arts of [[anti-semitism]] and [[white supremacy]]. Being [[autistic]], he also played [[Roblox]] and was a proud and avid [[Redditor]]. He also had a [[Luka Magnotta|cat torturing hobby]] he partook in when not eating pizza rolls while posting on [[Cracker|r/FragileWhiteCrakkkas]]. Little did anyone know, [[Pixyteri|he had only just begun to <s>shine</s> glow]]!


[[File:Le epic redditor.png|thumb|right|Mfw Reddit gold]]
[[File:gendron and pepe.png|thumb|Hello fellow white supremacists, let's commit a shooting at a local supermarket to preserve the white race! That would be based like Pepe the Frog! Let's also build bombs, here is a PDF! We will wojak them! 1844! I love committing federal crimes, we should commit them together! Lol Kekistan!]]
[[File:gendron and pepe.png|thumb|Hello fellow white supremacists, let's commit a shooting at a local supermarket to preserve the white race! That would be based like Pepe the Frog! Let's also build bombs, here is a PDF! We will wojak them! 1844! I love committing federal crimes, we should commit them together! Lol Kekistan!]]


==The Manifesto==
==The Manifesto==
[[File:8chan knock off.png|center|500px]]
<youtube>LeconSHgw2o</youtube>
Payton made sure to upload his manifesto to 4chan before his day of retribution. However, it is absolute shite (unless you are particularly interested in his choice of boxers or [[k/|/k/]] talking points). He also just [[Copyright Infringement|copy and pasted]] Brenton Tarrant's writing into his own manifesto. Payton names a number of [[Kekistan|Kekistani]] "freedom fighters" as his influences, most of them more retarded than he is.  
🌟Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle shoas – This manifesto sparkles, and glows!🌟
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[[File:gendron manifesto quote.png|center|500px]]
 
Payton made sure to upload his manifesto to an [[8chan]] [[China|bootleg]] [[It's a Kirby, Retard|website called 4chan]] before his day of retribution. However, it is absolute shite (unless you are particularly interested in his choice of boxers or [[k/|/k/]] talking points). He also just [[Copyright Infringement|copy and pasted]] Brenton Tarrant's writing into his own manifesto. Payton names a number of [[Kekistan|Kekistani]] "freedom fighters" as his influences, most of them more retarded than he is.  
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - [[pwn]]ed some [[spics]] at the local [[Walmart]] in [[Texas|Little Mexico]]
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - [[pwn]]ed some [[spics]] at the local [[Walmart]] in [[Texas|Little Mexico]]
*[[John Earnest]] - An epic fail of a Tarrant clone. He first tried to set a mosque on fire but failed miserably. Shot one [[GILF|old bitch]] then ran away after his gun jammed. Payton is particularly interested in this retard for some reason.  
*[[John Earnest]] - An epic fail of a Tarrant clone. He first tried to set a mosque on fire but failed miserably. Shot one [[GILF|old bitch]] then ran away after his gun jammed. Payton is particularly interested in this retard for some reason.  
*[[Robert Bowers]] - [[IRL]] [[oldfag]] who shoahed a synagogue and did what this retard should have done.  
*[[Robert Bowers]] - [[IRL]] [[oldfag]] who shoahed a synagogue and did what this retard should have done.  
*Phillip Manshaus - 22 year old [[Norway|Fjord nigger]] that got tackled by an oldfag [[Pakistan|Paki]].  
*[[Philip Manshaus]] - 22 year old [[Norway|Fjord nigger]] that got tackled by an [[oldfag]] [[Pakistan|Paki]] trying to emulate his hero Brenton Tarrant. Not only did he fail to frag anyone but his sister, but he couldn't figure out how to stream it so we will never see his ass getting beat down by some old guy. Philip managed to [[fail]] so spectacularly that paradoxically his combined failings became an epic [[win]].
*Luca Traini - [[Guido]] [[Italy|pastafag]] that popped a cap in 6 [[nigra]]'s asses.  
*Luca Traini - [[Nazi]] [[Italy|pastafag]] that popped a cap in 6 [[nigra]]'s asses. <s>Probably relevant in Italy or something</s>. Not really, any mass shooting in Italy lasts 6 minutes on the news (that's if there are). Like [[John Earnest]], he's a failure and only wounded 6 people. Payton's really fucked up!
*[[Anders Breivik]] - White king who holds the all time [[FPS]] high score. Gave Oslo the [[Timothy McVeigh]] special then infiltrated a island of cultural marxists. He also "wrote" a manifesto that is mostly plagiarized from the [[Unabomber]].  
*[[Anders Breivik]] - [[Norwegian]] [[World of Warcraft]] fanatic and [[Role-playing|knight templar]] who holds the all time [[FPS]] high score. Sir Anders gave Oslo the [[Timothy McVeigh]] special then infiltrated an island of cultural marxists. He also "wrote" a manifesto that is mostly plagiarized from the [[Unabomber]].  
*[[Dylann Roof]] - [[Autistic]] [[NEET]] who shot up a church in the [[Nigger|Dindu American]] part of town wielding a .45 [[Glock]] and the legendary assault bowl cut. The [[pigs]] were so impressed, they bought him some tendies from [[McDonalds]] to celebrate his success.  
*[[Dylann Roof]] - [[Autistic]] [[NEET]] who shot up a church in the [[Nigger|Dindu American]] part of town wielding a .45 [[Glock]] and the legendary assault bowl cut. The [[pigs]] were so impressed, they bought him some [[tendies]] from [[McDonalds]] to celebrate his success.  
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - [[Swede]] who ran amok at his [[high school]], slicing up any kebabs who got in his way.  
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - [[Swede]] who ran amok at his [[high school]], slicing up any kebabs who got in his way. Anton RPd as his favorite [[Star Wars]] character Darth Vader to celebrate [[Halloween]] early.  
*[[Ramadan Van Man|Darren Osbourne]] - [[Welsh|Sheepfucker]] who played [[GTA]] IRL in front of a mosque
*[[Ramadan Van Man|Darren Osbourne]] - [[Welsh|Sheepfucker]] who played [[GTA]] IRL in front of a mosque
<pdf width="700" height="500">File:Buffalo manifesto.pdf</pdf>
 
<center><pdf width="700" height="500">File:Buffalo manifesto.pdf</pdf></center>
 
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==Attack on Tops Market==
==Attack on Tops Market==
{{Notice|[https://files.catbox.moe/8q1fys.mp4 Watch it here!]}}
{{Notice|[https://goredb.com/w/bBUZe6cs3uaXXdyTRr9WLX Watch it here]}}  
With good intentions, Gendron graced [[Nu-male|our faggot asses]] with some raw footage of himself running amok. The problem is HE CHOSE [[Twitch|TWITCH]] LIKE A RETARD, a platform known for taking anything even remotely offensive down at the drop of a hat. Why he didn't copy his hero Brenton Tarrant's choice of [[Facebook]] Live is beyond comprehension. Otherwise, things began looking promising when he started his rampage with a [[headshot]] (after taking a final peek of degenerate furry shit of course). A fan favorite of the vod is when he politely apologized to the [[gringo]] cashier he almost shot.  
[[File:gendron furry.png|thumb|A little furry fap material for the road, as in [[Forced Meme|Martha was an average dog.]]]]
[[File:gendron furry.png|thumb|A little furry fap material for the road]]
With the intention of gaining infamy like his idols,, Gendron graced [[Nu-male|murder porn junkies]] with some raw footage of himself playing [[DOOM]] [[IRL]]. The problem is HE CHOSE [[Twitch|TWITCH]] LIKE A RETARD, a platform known for taking anything even remotely offensive down at the drop of a hat. Why he didn't copy his hero Brenton Tarrant's choice of [[Facebook]] Live is beyond comprehension. Otherwise, things began looking promising when he started his rampage with a [[headshot]] (after taking a final peek of degenerate furry shit of course). A fan favorite of the vod is when he politely apologized to the [[gringo]] cashier he almost shot. Unfortunately for Payton, the police force of Buffalo is actually somewhat competent (a stark contrast to the police fucking around at [[Salvador Ramos|Uvalde]]) so the [[party van]] arrived promptly to bring an end to Payton's escapades. 
[[File:Holdurfire.jpg|thumb|right|SORRY!]]
[[File:Buffalo shooter.mp4|550px|center]]
[[File:Buffalo shooter.mp4|550px|center]]


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!Accessories/Bonus
!Accessories/Bonus
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|*'''Primary''': Bushmaster XM-15
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*'''Primary''': Bushmaster XM-15
|Basic-bitch weapon of choice for going [[postal]]. The names of patron saints Anders Breivik, Dylann Roof, Brenton Tarrant and other figures inscribed on it grants immunity to security guards. '''25~30 Damage.'''
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*Basic-bitch weapon of choice for going [[postal]]. The names of patron saints Anders Breivik, Dylann Roof, Brenton Tarrant and other figures inscribed on it grants immunity to security guards. '''25~30 Damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''':  Savage Arms Axis XP
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*Poorfag duur-hunnin' gun [[Fail|HE DIDN'T FUCKING USE.]] Scribbled on it as well. '''30~60 Damage.
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*'''Tertiary''':  Mossberg 500
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsPaytonGendronShotgun.png|140px]]</center>
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*The same weapon [[Randy Robert Stair|Tranny Phantom]] used sadly wasn't used by our Buck Breaker. '''50~125 Damage.
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|*'''Perk 1''': Meme Warfare
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*'''Perk 1''': Meme Warfare
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<center>[[Image:4chan logo 1.png|90px]]</center>
|This perk is obtained by finishing the /pol/ [[newfag]] indoctrination questline. Unleashes the power of 2 years of accumulated /pol/ memes and lack crime statistics to grant increased stamina and agility. '''(+10 Stamina) (+3 Agility) (+15% Movement Speed)'''
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*This perk is obtained by finishing the /pol/ [[newfag]] indoctrination questline. Unleashes the power of 2 years of accumulated /pol/ memes and dubiously sourced black crime statistics to grant increased stamina and agility. '''(+10 Stamina) (+3 Agility) (+15% Movement Speed)'''
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|*'''Perk 2''': Buck Breaker
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*'''Perk 2''': [[Buck Breaking|Buck Breaker]]
<center>[[Image:angry nig.jpg|75px]]</center>
<center>[[Image:angry nig.jpg|75px]]</center>
|Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increases police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''
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*Boosts damage dealt to those of the [[Loud Nigra|nigra]] persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. '''(+50% Damage dealt to blacks)'''
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|*'''Spell''': Orison to Pepe
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*'''Spell''': Orison to Pepe
<center>[[File:Pepe-the-frog-redrawn-670x670.jpg|80px]]</center>
<center>[[File:Pepe-the-frog-redrawn-670x670.jpg|80px]]</center>
|Pepe bestows the power of weaponized autism onto the user for 2 minutes. The autist with rage status grants maxxed out crit chance while moderately decreasing intelligence. '''(+10000 Crit Chance) (-7 Intelligence)'''
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*Pepe bestows the power of weaponized autism onto the user for 2 minutes. The autist with rage status grants maxxed out crit chance while moderately decreasing intelligence. '''(+10000 Crit Chance) (-7 Intelligence)'''
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== Graded Score ==
== Graded Score ==
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{{GradedScore|10|(3 injured) - Not bad but not great either|17|Killed 6 in the span of 32 seconds|15|Played in FPS mode for all of Twitch to see, but [[Brenton Tarrant]] did it better|10|Coons got butthurt and libtards blamed [[Tucker Carlson]] but Payton got quickly overshadowed by a [[boring|cool, exciting, and original]] [[Uvalde|school shooting]] that only occurs once a week|20|Busted a cap in a security guard's ass|72|C|Accelerate!}}
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{{Wanted|3}}
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|10/20 (3 injured) - '
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|0/20 - ''Shot white people despite being the savior of the white race.''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|5/20 - ''Copied Brenton Tarrant but didn't bother playing a meme playlist while driving ''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|5/20 - ''No one will probably care in two days''  
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|5/20 - ''Points for trying to stream''
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: '''25/100''' '''(F)'''</big>
|}<br />
<center>'''Nice try FBI'''<br />
'''[[High Score|See full ranking]]'''</center><br />
 
{{Wanted|2}}


==In Conclusion...==
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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Image:newyork mask mandate.png|if only he was penta-vaccinated
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File:Payton_crying.jpg|MFW I learn that I'm going to get gangraped in prison 24/7
File:TopsShootingMinecraft.png|I'm going to shoot up a supermarket, in [[Minecraft]]
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==Accounts==
==Accounts==
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[[File:Kill the Walmart employees .gif|center]]
[[File:Kill the Walmart employees .gif|center]]
==External Links==
*{{edf|thread|brenton-tarrant-wannabe-shoots-up-tops-markets-in-buffalo-new-york.3541|Brenton Tarrant wannabe shoots up Tops Markets in Buffalo, New York}}
*{{kf|mass-shooting-streamed-on-twitch-payton-gendron-jimboboiii.119000|Mass shooting streamed on Twitch - Payton Gendron/jimboboiii}}
*[https://files.catbox.moe/i9p7y1.pdf Discord diary part 1] {{Wayback|https://files.catbox.moe/i9p7y1.pdf|20220517135351}}
*[https://www.oddmurdersandmysteries.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Post-May-29th-Discord-Transcript.docx.pdf Discord diary part 2] {{Wayback|https://www.oddmurdersandmysteries.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Post-May-29th-Discord-Transcript.docx.pdf|20231109014400}}


==See Also==
==See Also==
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*[[Ali David Sonboly]] - [[Mudslime]] who [[Remove Kebab|removed kebab]] from [[Germany|Deutschland]] ([[an hero|including himself]])
*[[Ali David Sonboly]] - [[Mudslime]] who [[Remove Kebab|removed kebab]] from [[Germany|Deutschland]] ([[an hero|including himself]])
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - [[r9gay]] user who kickstarted the [[Beta Uprising]] in [[2015]]
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - [[r9gay]] user who kickstarted the [[Beta Uprising]] in [[2015]]
*[[Connor Betts]] - Libtard counterpart of Patrick Crusius swept under the rug by the [[old media]]
*[[Frank James]] - [[Nigra]] with rage that [[How Do I Shot Web?|tried to shoot wypipo]] on the subway after blinding himself with smoke bombs
*[[Frank James]] - [[Nigra]] with rage that [[How Do I Shot Web?|tried to shoot wypipo]] on the subway after blinding himself with smoke bombs
*[[Frenschan]] - A former Neo-fascist imageboard Gendy is rumored to have associated with
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]] - A pretty cool guy overall. Offended liberals after [[pools closed|removing some scumbags from the genepool]]
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]] - A pretty cool guy overall. Offended liberals after [[pools closed|removing some scumbags from the genepool]]
*[[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]] - A Muslim in Orlando that took a stand against haram [[Faggot|homosexual]] behavior
*[[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]] - A Muslim in Orlando that took a stand against haram [[Faggot|homosexual]] behavior
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[[Category:People|Gendron, Payton]]
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Latest revision as of 13:08, 28 November 2024

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Payton Gendron
Born June 20, 2003 (21 years old)
Nationality: Honkey American  
Highscore 10 dead, 3 injured
Top 50? Lol no
Style FPS single player, open world VR
An Hero? No, pussied out
Motive: Anti-Niggerism


A few three letter agencies decided the Jewnited States of America was getting a little too pro-white and pro-gun for its own good. Enter Payton Gendron, alias jimboboiii, the zoomer federal asset perpetrator of the most recent en vogue /pol/ type shooting and even worse, a dirty furfag. Payton is one of Aussie phenomenon Brenton Tarrant's disciples. Lacking originality like every cumskin before him, Payton, instead of targeting the real ones in power, or people who actually deserve it, decided to shoot up a low-rent supermarket full of old ladies and negros shopping for saturated fat filled goyslop. Payton managed to beat Randy Stair's super market rampage at the very least.

So why did glow-niggers stage this false flag attack? They want to further propogate anti-gun sentiment of course. The common folk don't need guns since we all know the government always acts in our best interests. Law-abiding citizens in the state of New York were first purposely handicapped after an autist named Adam Lanza achieved the tutorial level high score at Sandy Hook Elementary School. Legislators across the east coast called for stricter gun CUNTrol despite the fact that the pwned kids were obviously asking for it. One of the measures passed was the ban of high capacity magazines... which Gendron easily circumnavigated by taking the lock out of his cucked NY style AR-15. It's almost as though these laws are completely worthless.

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Early Life

Mfw Reddit gold

Once an edgy Communist, Payton converted to cuckservatism after watching epic based and redpilled Jewtuber Sargon of Akkad own the libtards around the advent of The Donald. The Great Coof of 2020 lead Payton to a hacker known as 4chan and related Pisscord channels where he was groomed by glowniggers into carrying out a low effort shooting to further their anti-gun agenda BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO POGGERS AND TOPKEK 100!! Right-wing icon Pepe the frog himself taught the young man the arts of anti-semitism and white supremacy. Being autistic, he also played Roblox and was a proud and avid Redditor. He also had a cat torturing hobby he partook in when not eating pizza rolls while posting on r/FragileWhiteCrakkkas. Little did anyone know, he had only just begun to shine glow!

Hello fellow white supremacists, let's commit a shooting at a local supermarket to preserve the white race! That would be based like Pepe the Frog! Let's also build bombs, here is a PDF! We will wojak them! 1844! I love committing federal crimes, we should commit them together! Lol Kekistan!

The Manifesto

🌟Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle shoas – This manifesto sparkles, and glows!🌟

Payton made sure to upload his manifesto to an 8chan bootleg website called 4chan before his day of retribution. However, it is absolute shite (unless you are particularly interested in his choice of boxers or /k/ talking points). He also just copy and pasted Brenton Tarrant's writing into his own manifesto. Payton names a number of Kekistani "freedom fighters" as his influences, most of them more retarded than he is.

<pdf width="700" height="500">File:Buffalo manifesto.pdf</pdf>

Attack on Tops Market

Watch it here
A little furry fap material for the road, as in Martha was an average dog.

With the intention of gaining infamy like his idols,, Gendron graced murder porn junkies with some raw footage of himself playing DOOM IRL. The problem is HE CHOSE TWITCH LIKE A RETARD, a platform known for taking anything even remotely offensive down at the drop of a hat. Why he didn't copy his hero Brenton Tarrant's choice of Facebook Live is beyond comprehension. Otherwise, things began looking promising when he started his rampage with a headshot (after taking a final peek of degenerate furry shit of course). A fan favorite of the vod is when he politely apologized to the gringo cashier he almost shot. Unfortunately for Payton, the police force of Buffalo is actually somewhat competent (a stark contrast to the police fucking around at Uvalde) so the party van arrived promptly to bring an end to Payton's escapades.

SORRY!

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Bushmaster XM-15
  • Basic-bitch weapon of choice for going postal. The names of patron saints Anders Breivik, Dylann Roof, Brenton Tarrant and other figures inscribed on it grants immunity to security guards. 25~30 Damage.
  • Secondary: Savage Arms Axis XP
  • Tertiary: Mossberg 500
  • The same weapon Tranny Phantom used sadly wasn't used by our Buck Breaker. 50~125 Damage.
  • Perk 1: Meme Warfare
  • This perk is obtained by finishing the /pol/ newfag indoctrination questline. Unleashes the power of 2 years of accumulated /pol/ memes and dubiously sourced black crime statistics to grant increased stamina and agility. (+10 Stamina) (+3 Agility) (+15% Movement Speed)
  • Boosts damage dealt to those of the nigra persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. (+50% Damage dealt to blacks)
  • Spell: Orison to Pepe
  • Pepe bestows the power of weaponized autism onto the user for 2 minutes. The autist with rage status grants maxxed out crit chance while moderately decreasing intelligence. (+10000 Crit Chance) (-7 Intelligence)

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 10/20 (3 injured) - Not bad but not great either
Accuracy: 17/20 Killed 6 in the span of 32 seconds
Style: 15/20 Played in FPS mode for all of Twitch to see, but Brenton Tarrant did it better
Butthurt: 10/20 Coons got butthurt and libtards blamed Tucker Carlson but Payton got quickly overshadowed by a cool, exciting, and original school shooting that only occurs once a week
Bonus: 20/20 Busted a cap in a security guard's ass
Total Score: 72/100 (C)
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