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== Animu Figures == | |||
[[File:SonicoMelt.jpg|thumb|150px|How to properly care for your stupid anime dolls.]] | |||
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File:FigureCube.jpg|We are [[Legion]]. | |||
File:GrossAnimeFigure.jpg | |||
File:AnimuBurnVictim.jpg | |||
File:AnimuBurnVictim1.jpg | |||
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File:ProperFigureDisplay.jpg|The [[IKEA]] Detolf exploding glass cabinet is a favourite of dumb virgin figure collectors. | |||
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{{collapsegallery|Sexy Anime Figures|Sexy|center|<gallery> | {{collapsegallery|Sexy Anime Figures|Sexy|center|<gallery> | ||
File:AverageHentaiFigure.jpg | |||
File:WoodyCentipede.jpg | File:WoodyCentipede.jpg | ||
File:DogGirlFigure.jpg | File:DogGirlFigure.jpg | ||
File:GayYuGiOh.jpg | |||
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[[File:CumOnPikachu.png|thumb|Figures are made to be [[cum]]med on.]] | [[File:CumOnPikachu.png|thumb|Figures are made to be [[cum]]med on.]] | ||
[[File:InklingAmiibo.jpg|thumb|220px|What children's toys look like to anime paedos.]] | |||
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File:FigureCumshot.jpg | File:FigureCumshot.jpg | ||
File:ElfGirlCum.jpg | File:ElfGirlCum.jpg | ||
File:NamiSlut.jpg | File:NamiSlut.jpg|Anime figures are notorious for quickly increasing in value as long as they aren't covered in permanent marker and niggercum. | ||
File:K-onFacial.jpg|Anime fans are [[paedophile]]s. | File:K-onFacial.jpg|Anime fans are [[paedophile]]s. | ||
File:FrozenCumblob.png | File:FrozenCumblob.png | ||
File:Flood Carrier Form.png | File:Flood Carrier Form.png | ||
File:YukiFrozenCum.jpg | |||
File:MikuFrozenCum.jpg | File:MikuFrozenCum.jpg | ||
File:InklingCum.jpg | File:InklingCum.jpg | ||
File:JizzBlob.jpg | File:JizzBlob.jpg | ||
File:Jizzcicle.jpg | File:Jizzcicle.jpg | ||
File:FrostyFigure.jpg | File:FrostyFigure.jpg | ||
File:ExtraFrostyFigure.jpg | File:ExtraFrostyFigure.jpg | ||
File:Mother3Cum.jpg|Send this to your faggy friends who like [[Undertale|Earthbound]]. | |||
File:StarfoxCum.jpg | |||
File:CumHeadshot.gif | |||
File:HaruhiBukkake.gif | |||
File:JizzPrincess.gif | |||
File:CuckedByDolls.gif|[[Cuck]]ed by fucking anime dolls. | |||
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File:FigureAskingForIt.JPG | |||
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{{collapsegallery|Bootleg Gallery|Bootlegs|center|<gallery> | {{collapsegallery|Bootleg Gallery|Bootlegs|center|<gallery> | ||
File:AoTFigure.jpg| | File:AoTFigure.jpg|Seems legit. | ||
File:TotallyLegitMiku.jpg|Seems legit. | |||
File:NightmareMadoka.jpeg|Seems legit. | |||
File:SasukeFigure.png|Seems legit. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
File:BootlegShiro.jpg|Seems legit. | |||
File:SailorBootleg.jpg|Seems legit. | |||
File:StarWarsMexicanBootlegs.jpg|It's a [[trap]]! | |||
File:FNaFBootlegs.jpg|Seems legit. | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
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== Burn, baby! Burn! == | |||
<center><youtube>kCQE1DrVJx0</youtube></center> | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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* [[Plastic Crap]] | * [[Plastic Crap]] | ||
* [[DGTrixie]] | * [[DGTrixie]] | ||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
* {{archive|QOmGO|Heaven or Hell? Capitalists and Zombies}} - An explanation of how anime capitalists abuse dumb weeaboos. | |||
* {{reddit|cummingonfigurines}} | * {{reddit|cummingonfigurines}} | ||
* {{reddit|cummingonamiibos}} | |||
* '''[http://figurecummer.blogspot.com figurecummer.blogspot.com]''' - The arsehole who helped push this sick fetish into the mainstream on Hentai Paradize. | |||
** '''[http://web.archive.org/web/20080213052719/http://fcspot.hentaiparadize.org:80/forums/index.php Archive of his old forum]''' | |||
* '''[https://8ch.net/sof/index.html 8chan's /sof/]''' | |||
* '''[https://www.ebay.com eBay]''' - Where you can buy jizz-stained anime figures. | |||
Latest revision as of 20:52, 28 August 2018
Figure Collecting is one of the final symptoms of terminal autism that generally manifests itself after a weeaboo realizes that their life is completely worthless and that they might as well spend all of their parents' hard-earned money on overpriced plastic crap that vaguely resembles their favourite anime characters before they inevitably go on a school shooting rampage and then kill themselves.
Animu Figures
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We are Legion.
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The IKEA Detolf exploding glass cabinet is a favourite of dumb virgin figure collectors.
Hentai Figures
Cumming On Figures
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Cumming on a figure. -
Cumming moar on a figure. -
Cumming on a figure for 6 months. -
Cumming on a figure for an entire fucking year.
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Anime figures are notorious for quickly increasing in value as long as they aren't covered in permanent marker and niggercum.
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Anime fans are paedophiles.
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Cucked by fucking anime dolls. -
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Chinese Bootlegs
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Seems legit.
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Seems legit.
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Seems legit.
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Seems legit.
Burn, baby! Burn!
See Also
External Links
Heaven or Hell? Capitalists and Zombies - An explanation of how anime capitalists abuse dumb weeaboos.
cummingonfigurines (See removed posts: 1, 2)- cummingonamiibos (See removed posts: 1, 2)
- figurecummer.blogspot.com - The arsehole who helped push this sick fetish into the mainstream on Hentai Paradize.
- 8chan's /sof/
- eBay - Where you can buy jizz-stained anime figures.
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