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Mangione, a [[Libtard|valedictorian]] with CompSci degrees from the University of Pennsylvania, seemed destined for the Silicon Valley dream: stock options, a standing desk, and ethically dubious startup ventures. But somewhere between algorithm optimization and attending fraternity mixers, Luigi had an epiphany. Why dismantle the system through code when you can take a more... [[High Score|direct approach]]? | Mangione, a [[Libtard|valedictorian]] with CompSci degrees from the University of Pennsylvania, seemed destined for the Silicon Valley dream: stock options, a standing desk, and ethically dubious startup ventures. But somewhere between algorithm optimization and attending fraternity mixers, Luigi had an epiphany. Why dismantle the system through code when you can take a more... [[High Score|direct approach]]? | ||
Armed with a "ghost gun" (because traditional firearms are so passé), Mangione allegedly set out to challenge the corporate overlords one CEO at a time. His target? [[ | Armed with a "ghost gun" (because traditional firearms are so passé), Mangione allegedly set out to challenge the corporate overlords one CEO at a time. His target? [[Faggot|Brian Thompson]], a [[Jew|titan in the healthcare industry and embodiment of the capitalist ideal]]. The execution—both literal and figurative—was as calculated as any boardroom merger: wait, strike, and vanish into the crowd, leaving the NYPD scratching their <s>heads</s> balls. | ||
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While savoring the taste of a delicious McRib, a McDonald's employee called the cops and cashed in on the $60,000 reward. | While savoring the taste of a delicious McRib, a McDonald's employee called the cops and cashed in on the $60,000 reward. | ||
Mangione’s [[Party Van|arrest]] in a [[Pennsylvania]] McDonald’s added an ironic twist to his tale. The tech-savvy renegade, betrayed by a sharp-eyed fast-food worker, was caught munching fries while the corporate machine closed in. Was this a metaphor? A symbolic last meal in the shadow of golden arches | Mangione’s [[Party Van|arrest]] in a [[Pennsylvania]] McDonald’s added an ironic twist to his tale. The tech-savvy renegade, betrayed by a sharp-eyed fast-food worker, was caught munching fries while the corporate machine closed in. Was this a metaphor? A symbolic last meal in the shadow of golden arches or is it the ultimate icon of capitalism? Nobody knows... UNTIL NOW... | ||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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*{{EDF|t|united-healthcare-ceo-got-yeeted.3368/|EDF thread}} | *{{EDF|t|united-healthcare-ceo-got-yeeted.3368/|EDF thread}} | ||
*{{EDF|t|person-of-interest-in-the-uhc-ceo-shooting-is-identified-as-luigi-mangione-an-ex-ivy-league-student-anti-capitalist-and-climate-change-activist.3394/|EDF thread on his arrest}} | *{{EDF|t|person-of-interest-in-the-uhc-ceo-shooting-is-identified-as-luigi-mangione-an-ex-ivy-league-student-anti-capitalist-and-climate-change-activist.3394/|EDF thread on his arrest}} | ||
*{{kf|206228|Obligatory Kiwi Farms thread}} | |||
*{{twitter|PepMangione|PepMangione}} | *{{twitter|PepMangione|PepMangione}} | ||
*{steam|76561198111618038|Pep}} | *{{steam|76561198111618038|Pep}} | ||
*[https://github.com/lnmangione His Github] | |||
*[https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/read-luigi-mangiones-resume His resume] | |||
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20150819094159/https://www.facebook.com/approarstudios Archive of his Facebook page] shows friend likes for further digging. | |||
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| Born | May 6, 1998 (26 years old) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 1 |
| Top 50? | FUCK NO! |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive | Retaliation against United Healthcare |
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In the sleek halls of midtown Manhattan's business district, where power suits and overpriced lattes reign supreme, few dared to question the untouchable fortress that is corporate America—until Luigi Nicholas Mangione decided to write his own chapter.
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A Modern-Day Teddy K?
Mangione, a valedictorian with CompSci degrees from the University of Pennsylvania, seemed destined for the Silicon Valley dream: stock options, a standing desk, and ethically dubious startup ventures. But somewhere between algorithm optimization and attending fraternity mixers, Luigi had an epiphany. Why dismantle the system through code when you can take a more... direct approach?
Armed with a "ghost gun" (because traditional firearms are so passé), Mangione allegedly set out to challenge the corporate overlords one CEO at a time. His target? Brian Thompson, a titan in the healthcare industry and embodiment of the capitalist ideal. The execution—both literal and figurative—was as calculated as any boardroom merger: wait, strike, and vanish into the crowd, leaving the NYPD scratching their heads balls.
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The “Why” Heard Around the Boardroom
Recovered from Mangione’s belongings was a manifesto—a three-page, handwritten ode to disillusionment with corporate America. Described as a cross between a hacker's diary and a philosophy undergrad’s late-night rant, it painted Mangione not as a criminal, but as a misunderstood artist taking a bold stand against the oppressive machine.
High Tech, Higher Drama
The weapon of choice, a 3D-printed ghost gun, speaks volumes about Mangione’s innovative spirit. Why settle for a store-bought firearm when you can disrupt the weapons industry too? Add a suppressor for flair, and you’ve got a plotline worthy of a Netflix true-crime docuseries.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm Lovin' It
While savoring the taste of a delicious McRib, a McDonald's employee called the cops and cashed in on the $60,000 reward.
Mangione’s arrest in a Pennsylvania McDonald’s added an ironic twist to his tale. The tech-savvy renegade, betrayed by a sharp-eyed fast-food worker, was caught munching fries while the corporate machine closed in. Was this a metaphor? A symbolic last meal in the shadow of golden arches or is it the ultimate icon of capitalism? Nobody knows... UNTIL NOW...
Legacy of Lunacy
Now awaiting trial, Mangione’s story is less a cautionary tale and more a bizarre chapter in the annals of corporate drama. Is he a martyr for the disenchanted masses or just another cog in the machine, destined to be forgotten once the next scandal hits Wall Street? Only time—and Netflix ratings—will tell. He seemingly was a big Ted Kaczynski fan.
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Solid Review, 10/10
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 Truly the CEO mindset |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 All shots hit on target |
| Style: | 20/20 Killed the most hated health insurance CEO with a 32% denial rate |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 INTERNATIONAL NOTORIETY |
| Bonus: | 40/20 Avenged 68,000 people's lives |
Wanted Level:
Federal Bureau of Investigation
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See Also
- Gian Luigi Ferri - Another Italian-American High Scorer who shares a name with the man in green.
- Susan Wojcicki - Another former CEO who died in 2024 (from cancer).
- Health Care Rage
External Links
TOW coverage
EDF thread- EDF thread on his arrest
Obligatory Kiwi Farms thread
PepMangione
Pep- His Github
- His resume
- Archive of his Facebook page shows friend likes for further digging.
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See also: 2012 Elections • 2016 Presidential Elections • 2020 Presidential Elections • 2024 USA Presidential Elections • Internet Politics • PizzaGate • Political communities • Roe v. Wade |
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