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**a "[[Social Justice Warrior]]" | **a "[[Social Justice Warrior]]" | ||
**[[Fat|fat/chubby/curvy/"healthy"/etc.]] | **[[Fat|fat/chubby/curvy/"healthy"/etc.]] | ||
**a "[[virgin|MGTOW]]" | |||
**a "[[Incel]]" | |||
*You [[hate]] your family and they [[nigger|don't understand why]]. | *You [[hate]] your family and they [[nigger|don't understand why]]. | ||
*<s>You [[hate]] all your ex-girlfriends/boyfriends even though they want to [[rape|"like"]] you.</s> [[lol]] like [[you]]'ve ever had one. | *<s>You [[hate]] all your ex-girlfriends/boyfriends even though they want to [[rape|"like"]] you.</s> [[lol]] like [[you]]'ve ever had one. | ||
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*You maxed out all your credit cards on [[pr0n]], [[Farmville|Farmville coins]] , [[Runescape]], [[McDonalds]], or [[KFC]]. | *You maxed out all your credit cards on [[pr0n]], [[Farmville|Farmville coins]] , [[Runescape]], [[McDonalds]], or [[KFC]]. | ||
*The high point of every day is [[fap|fapping]]. | *The high point of every day is [[fap|fapping]]. | ||
*Your pu55y or p3n15 has been rubbed raw from fapping. | *Your [[Vagina|pu55y]] or [[Penis|p3n15]] has been rubbed raw from fapping or schlicking. | ||
*You're [[Fat|300lbs]] and waiting for your Edward Cullen. | *You're [[Fat|300lbs]] and waiting for your Edward Cullen. | ||
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*<s>[[Chris Benoit]]</s> [[an hero#An Hero version 2.0|took family with him]] | *<s>[[Chris Benoit]]</s> [[an hero#An Hero version 2.0|took family with him]] | ||
*<s>[[Donnie Darko]]</s> [[FAGGOT]] | *<s>[[Donnie Darko]]</s> [[FAGGOT]] | ||
*Amelia Earnhardt | *<s>Amelia Earnhardt</s> Took her navigator Fred Noonan with her | ||
*Edgar Allen Poe | *Edgar Allen Poe | ||
*Pretty much everyone who went for the [[High Score]]. | *Pretty much everyone who went for the [[High Score]]. | ||
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*[[Lesbian|Emily Dickinson]] | *[[Lesbian|Emily Dickinson]] | ||
*[[Lilo]] | *[[Lilo]] | ||
*[[Robin Williams]] | *[[The Choking Game|Robin Williams]] | ||
*[[Megan_Meier|Megan Meier]] | *[[Megan_Meier|Megan Meier]] | ||
*[[Michael Jackson|Wacko Jacko]] | *[[Michael Jackson|Wacko Jacko]] | ||
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*[[Ripper]] | *[[Ripper]] | ||
*[[Anal Cunt|Seth Putnam]] | *[[Anal Cunt|Seth Putnam]] | ||
*[[Whore|Sylvia Plath]] | *[[Whore|Sylvia Plath]] and her [[Unrealistic expectations|Extremely Talented]] husband Ted Hughes | ||
*[[halo|Noble Six]] | *[[halo|Noble Six]] | ||
*[[jloveb]] | *[[jloveb]] | ||
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*Every member of the [[Psion Guild]] | *Every member of the [[Psion Guild]] | ||
*[[Azure-Neon]] | *[[Azure-Neon]] | ||
*[[Bureaucratic_Fucks#Bbb23|Bbb23]] | |||
*[[BLARGH]] | *[[BLARGH]] | ||
*[[Chris Crocker]] | *[[Chris Crocker]] | ||
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*[[Psychweasel]] | *[[Psychweasel]] | ||
*[[Faggot|Jimmy Weaver]] | *[[Faggot|Jimmy Weaver]] | ||
*[[Anonymous Borg]] | *[[Anonymous Borg]] | ||
*[[Argent009]] | *[[Argent009]] | ||
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*[[Onigojirakaiju]] | *[[Onigojirakaiju]] | ||
*[[Chris-chan]] | *[[Chris-chan]] | ||
*[[Doug Walker]] | |||
*[[Cosplay|Cosplayers]] | *[[Cosplay|Cosplayers]] | ||
*[[Jack Thompson]] | *[[Jack Thompson]] | ||
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*[[Furries]] | *[[Furries]] | ||
*[[Bronies|Ponyfags]] | *[[Bronies|Ponyfags]] | ||
*[[God hates fags|Reverend Fred Phelps]] | *[[God hates fags|Reverend Fred Phelps]] | ||
*[[Mission: MySpace]] | *[[Mission: MySpace]] | ||
*[[Cancerr]] | *[[Cancerr]] | ||
*[[Psychweasel]] | *[[Psychweasel]] | ||
*[[Cyraxx]] | |||
*[[SephirothPrincess941]] | *[[SephirothPrincess941]] | ||
*[[WAXLABLTABLER]] | *[[WAXLABLTABLER]] | ||
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*[[Uwe Boll]] | *[[Uwe Boll]] | ||
*[[Peter Popoff]] | *[[Peter Popoff]] | ||
*[[Nostalgia Chick|Lindsay Ellis]] | *[[Nostalgia Chick|Lindsay Ellis]] | ||
*[[Psychweasel]] | *[[Psychweasel]] | ||
*[[Professor Kuhtoons]] | |||
*[[Tourneyfag|Tourneyfags]] | *[[Tourneyfag|Tourneyfags]] | ||
*[[Amy Schumer]] | *[[Amy Schumer]] | ||
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*[[Kat Dennings]] | *[[Kat Dennings]] | ||
*[[Liberals]] | *[[Liberals]] | ||
*[[Republicans]] | *[[Republicans]] | ||
*[[Libertarians]] | *[[Libertarians]] | ||
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*[[Special snowflakes]] | *[[Special snowflakes]] | ||
*[[Feminists]] | *[[Feminists]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Juggalos]] | ||
*[[Weeaboos]] | |||
*[[Meta527II]] | |||
*[[frozen fandom]] | |||
*[[Jennifer Lee]] | *[[Jennifer Lee]] | ||
*[[Chris Buck]] | *[[Chris Buck]] | ||
*[[Goths]] | *[[Goths]] | ||
*[[Rose3212|Rose]] | *[[Rose3212|Rose]] | ||
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*[[Nihilistic Snake]] | *[[Nihilistic Snake]] | ||
*[[Sarah Silverman]] | *[[Sarah Silverman]] | ||
*[[Schaffarilla Productions]] (like we really needed another autistic YouTube reviewer) | |||
*[[all of the Star Wars fandom]] | |||
*[[theamazing(flithy nigger)lucas | |||
*[[Paul Feig]] | *[[Paul Feig]] | ||
*[[The Eclectic Espeon]] | *[[The Eclectic Espeon]] | ||
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*[[The Spoony Experiment|Spoony]] | *[[The Spoony Experiment|Spoony]] | ||
*[[MLP Forums|MLP Forums Users]] | *[[MLP Forums|MLP Forums Users]] | ||
*Anyone uploading shit to [[DeviantART]] or Pixiv | |||
*[[Weegeeisgoingtokillm|Wendy-Testaburger, Weegeeisgoingtokillm,Weegeeisgoingtokillme, Mahboy, whatever you want to call him.]] | *[[Weegeeisgoingtokillm|Wendy-Testaburger, Weegeeisgoingtokillm,Weegeeisgoingtokillme, Mahboy, whatever you want to call him.]] | ||
*Rodheh ([[deviantart|devianTART]] & YTMND user who will most likely die alone because more apparently important people [[shit nobody cares about|think he's a "sperg"]].) | *Rodheh ([[deviantart|devianTART]] & YTMND user who will most likely die alone because more apparently important people [[shit nobody cares about|think he's a "sperg"]].) | ||
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* William Marshburn, [[Faggot|Faggoty]]-ass [[nerd|nerd]] from Bremerton WA | * William Marshburn, [[Faggot|Faggoty]]-ass [[nerd|nerd]] from Bremerton WA | ||
*The users of [[Colony drop|Colony Drop]], a [[Retard|hardcore]] and [[EXTREME|edgy]] [[Weeaboo|Reject Weeaboo]] bukkake attempt to have other weeabbos and all of Japan to suck off of their dongs out of a starved [[Ego|ego]] and long lasting [[Virgin|virginity]] | *The users of [[Colony drop|Colony Drop]], a [[Retard|hardcore]] and [[EXTREME|edgy]] [[Weeaboo|Reject Weeaboo]] bukkake attempt to have other weeabbos and all of Japan to suck off of their dongs out of a starved [[Ego|ego]] and long lasting [[Virgin|virginity]] | ||
*[[ | *[[EDP445]] | ||
*[[You]] | |||
* [[Hothead the mare]] | * [[Hothead the mare]] | ||
*[[User:Lesb1doodl3r|Lesb1doodl3r]] | *[[User:Lesb1doodl3r|Lesb1doodl3r]] | ||
* [[ | * [[The-Sakura-Samurai]] | ||
* [[TheOdd1sOut]] | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[R9k|/r9k/]] | *[[R9k|/r9k/]] | ||
*[[Sex_game]] | *[[Sex_game]] | ||
*[[The Choking Game]] | |||
*[[Totse]] | *[[Totse]] | ||
*[[Wizardchan]] | *[[Wizardchan]] | ||
Latest revision as of 23:24, 15 October 2024
The journey of dying alone is not unlike the Noble Eight-Fold Path of Buddhism. One must discipline the body and mind in preparation for alienating everyone who has ever loved or cared for you (if there ever was anyone). The first step in this journey is often a self diagnosis of Assburger's or Antisocial Personality Disorder (sociopath). Dying alone is an endeavor which takes a lifetime of dedication.
Dying Alone Checklist
In real life
- You "identify" as one or more of
- You hate your family and they don't understand why.
You hate all your ex-girlfriends/boyfriends even though they want to "like" you.lol like you've ever had one.- You have no relationship with your neighbors.(who will only notice/report you because of the stench of decaying flesh).
- You despise humanity and prefer the company of yourself, cats and 'people' you have never met and probably never will.
- You don't have a job.
- Ergo you don't have much money in the bank (less than zero). You don't have a car. You have little content in your wallet (three worn receipts from McDonald's). When/if you wear pants, they're jizz and urine-stained khakis. You're the all-singing (WHEN I WAS), all-dancing (DDR) crap of the world and it's your duty to refuse to participate in the status quo.
- You maxed out all your credit cards on pr0n, Farmville coins , Runescape, McDonalds, or KFC.
- The high point of every day is fapping.
- Your pu55y or p3n15 has been rubbed raw from fapping or schlicking.
- You're 300lbs and waiting for your Edward Cullen.
On the internet
- You seed just to interact with someone.
- Google doesn't even keep a marketing profile on you.
- Facebook is useless, even bots don't add you.
- You make torrents, and hope the creation fails so you have something to do.
- You read spam and pretend its email from friends.
- You send the RIAA your IP logs, and hope they call.
- You post banned content on sites, just so a mod has to look at it to delete it.
- You write about yourself on Encyclopedia Dramatica and no one can tell you aren't joking.
- You correct a spelling error in a checklist about you.
Those Who Have Died Alone Before Us
Chris Benoittook family with himDonnie DarkoFAGGOTAmelia EarnhardtTook her navigator Fred Noonan with her- Edgar Allen Poe
- Pretty much everyone who went for the High Score.
- Amy Winehouse
- Anna Nicole Smith
- Kim Jong Il
- Candyjunkie
- GG Allin
- Ziggy Stardust
- Elvis Presley
- H.P. Lovecraft
- Heath Ledger
- Edd Gould
- Chester Bennington
- Jim Morrison
- Hunter S. Thompson
- Jade Goody
- Kurt Cobain
- Paul Walker
- Emily Dickinson
- Lilo
- Robin Williams
- Megan Meier
- Wacko Jacko
- Mitchell Henderson
- Ripper
- Seth Putnam
- Sylvia Plath and her Extremely Talented husband Ted Hughes
- Noble Six
- jloveb
- Nikola Tesla
- Cristopher McCandless
- Verne Troyer
- William Atchison
People with the Noble Aspiration of Dying Alone
- Avid Sims players
- Every member of the Psion Guild
- Azure-Neon
- Bbb23
- BLARGH
- Chris Crocker
- Clayranger89
- David Hockey
- DaxFlame
- Dorian Thorn
- Dynacatlovesme
- Epic fat guy
- Irish282
- Joe Crusher Pickles
- JohnOfE
- Ket
- Kevin Havens
- Logan sperman
- Love-Shys
- Lowtax
- Mariotehplumber
- Nadine Schweigert- She wants to die alone so badly that she MARRIED HERSELF.
- Nesshelper
- 03bgood
- Phil Fish
- Pit_Viper
- Pratt
- Ray_Gordon
- Realmrsoptimusprime
- Sailormoonred1
- Shane Lee
- Sniff Heinkel
- Sonmanic
- Successful Troll
- Tanner Weed
- Teamfarce
- Timothy McVeigh
- Updownmostly
- eppigy
- NeoLobster
- BURK
- Camille Marino
- VenomFangX
- Veterans
- Your Mom
- nullcherri
- DLB
- http://www.youtube.com/user/teamfarce DO NOT WANT
ImperialHope
Richard Biggins- Captain James T. Kirk
People Who Deserve To Die Alone
- Franky
- Angelic-Catalyst
- Randomlaughingman
- TTT
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto
- Asalieri
- DisneyFan01
- Psychweasel
- Jimmy Weaver
- Anonymous Borg
- Argent009
- Longseet
- Black Jesus
- Psychweasel
- Fred
- Samurai Jack
- JaSonic
- Kimmo Johan Alm
- Blaze Arctic
- Bill122460
- DrMusic2
- Chismah
- Spax3
- Perez Hilton
- Dane Cook
- Jimbo Wales
- Richard Dawkins
- Anthony Merino
- Tom Preston
- DarksydePhil
- WingsofRedemption
- W
- Jade O'Leary
- Dorian Thorn
- Onigojirakaiju
- Chris-chan
- Doug Walker
- Cosplayers
- Jack Thompson
- OJ Simpson
- Doodletones
- Furries
- Ponyfags
- Reverend Fred Phelps
- Mission: MySpace
- Cancerr
- Psychweasel
- Cyraxx
- SephirothPrincess941
- WAXLABLTABLER
- Niggers
- SammyClassicSonicFan
- DBoyWheeler
- Lena Dunham
- ThatKidDouglas
- Nick Bate
- Vade
- Uwe Boll
- Peter Popoff
- Lindsay Ellis
- Psychweasel
- Professor Kuhtoons
- Tourneyfags
- Amy Schumer
- Terry A. Davis
- Kenny Glenn
- Kat Dennings
- Liberals
- Republicans
- Libertarians
- Jews
- Special snowflakes
- Feminists
- Juggalos
- Weeaboos
- Meta527II
- frozen fandom
- Jennifer Lee
- Chris Buck
- Goths
- Rose
- Leslie Jones
- BLACKbusterCritic
- Soulja Boy
- Doopie DoOver
- Nihilistic Snake
- Sarah Silverman
- Schaffarilla Productions (like we really needed another autistic YouTube reviewer)
- all of the Star Wars fandom
- [[theamazing(flithy nigger)lucas
- Paul Feig
- The Eclectic Espeon
- DizzyMissLizzi
- I Dislike Cis People
- Nixxiom
- VinceintheBay
- Lizzy the Lezzy
- Spoony
- MLP Forums Users
- Anyone uploading shit to DeviantART or Pixiv
- Wendy-Testaburger, Weegeeisgoingtokillm,Weegeeisgoingtokillme, Mahboy, whatever you want to call him.
- Rodheh (devianTART & YTMND user who will most likely die alone because more apparently important people think he's a "sperg".)
- Comradvolk (Another YTMND user who MIGHT die alone based on whether or not there's enough vodka after the storm hits.)
- Masochistic-Wolfie
- William Marshburn, Faggoty-ass nerd from Bremerton WA
- The users of Colony Drop, a hardcore and edgy Reject Weeaboo bukkake attempt to have other weeabbos and all of Japan to suck off of their dongs out of a starved ego and long lasting virginity
- EDP445
- You
- Hothead the mare
- Lesb1doodl3r
- The-Sakura-Samurai
- TheOdd1sOut
See Also
- An Hero
- Avoidance
- Basement dweller
- BBWchan
- Brony
- Cuddle Party
- Dead Inside
- Forever Alone
- Hover hand
- Jenkem
- Lonely
- Pixelmari - A trap weeaboo that is trying to die alone.
- Pruno
- /r9k/
- Sex_game
- The Choking Game
- Totse
- Wizardchan
External Links
- Loner who built network of tunnels out of rubbish in his home dies alone after getting lost in labyrinth.
- The incel project,a site intended to promote awareness of involunatary celibacy.
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