David Hockey

Dave's buddy Doodman should double-date with Ray Jones.

Update: You can own something this man did things to. Click here for details!Got sold

David Hockey (alias knightshot, midiman, Dave Crandall, Mr. Football-with-shinty-sticks) is a batshit insane sick fuck attention whore neckbeard from Canadia who, like his virtual ward Kevin Havens, likes to fuck dolls. Not just any dolls, either. He likes them made of plush and furry. Along with his buddy Doodman, he's a mousefucker much like Ray Jones. He'll settle for the silicone variety as well. He gained minor e-fame by White Knighting casperghostboy as the Something Awful Goons tore into that particular Aspie fucktard. Click here for that very thread. More recently, he's even earned a second SA thread. Click here for Round 2!. And even moar recently he's become a bit of a fixuture in the third dollfucker thread. Click here for Round 3!

Hockey claims he was researching fellow dollfuckers for a documentary he's making. He came across a SA thread about Kevin and immediately got butthurt and retaliated with an angry letter. He raged at Lowtax, which only encouraged the 'Tax to post the e-mails on the thread and make Hockey fair game. Hockey even offered himself up as a scapegoat to take some of the fire off Kevin. He ended up being a lolcow instead. Hockey couldn't handle it very well either. The internet detectives proceeded with dissecting his pathetic life simultaneously with Kevin's.

Miscellaneous Crap

Hockey believes, as most dollfuckers do, that all dolls should be "anatomically correct". He would be thrilled if your children could play with He-Man's cock and give Barbie a good fingering. On the other hand, he believes that people should NOT be allowed to make fun of people who think molesting dolls is a good thing. Click here for moar details.

Kevin agrees with him...

	“	I also think that dolls should be anatomically correct myself. It is also because I own a mannequin and sometimes I feel like I need to have some "activity" with it myself. Of course, I do also think that many kids look up mannequins' dresses while in the store, and most of these mannequins do not have any underwear on, I feel that if kids are going to learn about the human body, I guess that they need to learn what it is. I am getting tired of what some people are hiding from our own kids... Peace out, CasperGhostboy, Kathryn, Daphne and Andrea	„
	— Kevin Havens. Fucking retard.

Dave also bitches about people maligning his copyright. Meanwhile, he's ripping off TIME magazine and Sony among others.

Canada's edition of TIME is pretty fucked-up.

He is currently selling his cars. Any guesses as to why?

Is he famous nao?

Dave has gone on to be profiled on TV in this interview. In it you can see where he gets caught with his fapping material on-screen.

He was also interviewed at the Adult Entertainment Expo, and topped things off by fucking one of his TeddyBabes in front of a captive audience.

Dave is also likely to appear on the Maury show, but not to be told he's not the father. One of his dollfucking friends, keithallen, is going to appear on it and Dave wants to film the aftermath. It started with this thread in TDF, NBC-TV IS LOOKING TO INTERVIEW A REAL DOLL OWNER!, and continues in I'm doing it and Input needed. Pit Viper almost went on, but his Marylin doll blew up.

Most recently, Hockey blew a big fat wad of his IRL wife's cash to purchase both the CoverDoll Magazine website and The Doll Forum. In response to his actions, a great many dollfuckers have defected and started their own forums so they don't have to tolerate his megalomaniacal tyranny.