Goons

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Members of the forums at Something Awful - the most common definition of goon OTI They are notable for being unfunny faggots. Many of these "goons" are attention whores and like to spout catchphrases that reference old memes. (See also: Saljers and Goon Squad.)
A popular type of wine in Australia.
Not g00ns.
The act of "gooning", which Wiktionary defines as "A form of masturbation that involves edging ("maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm") for a long period of time, resulting in a hypnotic, trance-like state."

A Goon

_{Note how even the EVE Online developers have to stifle their laughter.}

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