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USS Liberty

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I don't care if that goddamn ship goes to the bottom of the ocean, and every sailor aboard that ship dies, I'm not going to embarrass our ally Israel.
 

 
 

—Lyndon Baines Johnson being loyal to America

USS Liberty incident
Date June 7, 1967 (58 Years ago)
Location Egypt (Maritime)
Killed 34
Injured 171
Survivors 260
Perpetrator Israel
Motive Judaism

The USS Liberty incident is the worst terrorist attack on a US Naval ship since WW2, and is the first instance of the Zionist committing an atrocious attack on the United states and blaming it on the Brown people. This innovative technique would later be used 30 years later during 9/11. During the 6 day war, Israel wanted its little sumbissive puppy boy to bomb Egypt so they could win faster. To provoke this, they decided to do something utterly terrible and blame it on Muslims so the US does whatever the fuck it wants it to do, which unfortunately didn't work because Gentiles aren't retarded and can see through Jewish bullshit. However, LBJ did work with them to censor the living shit out of the incident so no one remembers it.

Background

Around the time of the attack, Israel was in the middle of the 6 day war, because it turns out that when you let a fuckload of egotistical narcissists roam around an area full of Islamic, Goat-fucking canids, the goat-fuckers aren't going to like it very much. Rather than go back to Europe where they were welcome, the Kikes decided to let a bullshit conflict start over Gaza. The US, already being under the mind control of the electric Jew, sent a ship with hundreds of sailors to help without question, sending a Belmont-class technical research ship to spy on Egypt. According to international law, since the Liberty was very obviously an American ship (they named her a generic American propaganda cliche word, how the fuck do you mistake that as something Egyptian?), as well as her not being directly involved in the conflict, no nation under any circumstance could attack the ship without facing international repercussions. The admiral of the ship, Admiral Martin, clearly told Israel this. However, he promised that in the unlikely event of an emergency, jets would come from the ship in aid.

This means

  • Attacking the ship would be in violation of international law
  • Attacking the ship would be an act of war
  • It would be IMPOSSIBLE to mistake the ship for an enemy, because the ship clearly flew the US flag. and even if so, you could correct the mistake before it's too late.

Attack

At 9:55 AM (GMT +2:00), the 3 Mirage jets the Israelis sent were clear to rape the liberty. They fired on the ship with 30mm cannons and rockets. The crew then hoisted a large American flag (because the already big American flag wasn't enough, nor was the clear Latin letters on the side of the ship). The Jew's explanation for this was that they feared it was a Russian ship because of the Latin letters on the side (Russians use CYRILLIC, Faggots). The ship then sent a distress signal out which was received by the USS Saratoga. The USS America dispatched 8 aircraft. Then, torpedo boats came and attacked, which also somehow intentionally ignored didn't notice the ship was American. A gunner on the ship was about to fire on them, but they saw the Israeli flag, so they stopped firing, although a small spurt of bullets came out, so this means Jews can rape Americans without consequence because muh bullets accidentally fired when we intentionally betrayed them in every way, shape and form.

Aftermath

The attack was a PR disaster for the Israel lobby, because their bullshit image of "Muh greatest ally" was about to be shattered, or so they thought. The US and Israel worked together and hard to keep the survivors silent about the attack. They bribed, bullied, and even threatened to kill them and pretend it was an hero. Of course, LBJ bitched a little bit to then Israeli ambassador Avraham Harman but of course since the Jews have full control over the US, Johnson simply shrugged it off and pretended it was an accident.

Quotes

   
 
God saved us from God's chosen people
 

 
 

— Phil Tourney, Survivor of the attack

   
 
Goyim and their children are all animals
 

 
 

— Yebamoth 98A, showing there's no Jewish extremism, just Judaism

   
 
Even the best of Goyim should all be killed
 

 
 

— Jews are quite submissive and kind people

   
 
With Jews, you lose!
 

 
 

A. Wyatt Mann stating the obvious.

   
 
Behold, I will make them of the Synagogue of Satan, who say they are Jews but are not, and I will have them worship me at my feet, and let them know I have loved them
 

 
 

— Revelation 3:9, where Jesus (who was Jewish himself) explicitly warns us about these people

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 34/20 Impressive
Accuracy: 9/20 It's a fighter jet, it's possible to do better
Style: 20/20 They trusted you
Butthurt: 0.05/20 Completely got away with it
Bonus: 25/20 Forced the US to stay silent about it
Total Score: 88.05/100 (A)
Jew couldn't have done it better
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Got away with it HAHAHAHA

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