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Sam Hyde has been a YouTube comedian for over a decade now. Despite the longevity of his efforts, the only group that gave a bloodyfuck about him was tv, until 4channers started attaching his picture/name to every mass shooting and leading news stations like CNN to believe he's the shooter. Thus creating the "HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT" meme, which is basically ARROW TO DA KNEE for the modern man, as every summerfag frogposter types the same tired meme in the comment section whenever they're watching a Sam Hyde video.

After wasting away making shitty YouTube sketches and sending adult swim love letters since 2005, they finally let him have a sketch TV show. Usually people shit on television shows for using internet humor, but this one got a pass because it's "artsy". While the show was airing its six episode season, Sam got in a small feud with a Jew from Buzzfeed, Joe Bernstein. After Sam picked on him in a ten minute interview, Bernstein campaigned against his show and got the attention of Tim Heidecker, another unfunny hack that relies on internet humor. Tim had also been getting virtually abused by fags on /pol/, /tv/ and Sam's autistic subpleddit. So Tim sucked a few TV producers old wrinkly dicks, and lied to AT&T saying the show was attracting bad mojo. In a hilarious explosion of lulz, this lead to the show's cancellation & all of Sam's "creative" "friends" leaving him.

After the cancellation, Sam had to rely on his polfag reddit refugee fanbase for cash. He started doing v blogs full time, and put them all under a paywall. In the middle of 2018 his main channel got shut down; in other words his Google adsense money dried up and he desperately tried to hunt down paypiglets. He's now struggling to make money out of sheer laziness and lack of relevancy.

His comedic formula:

Tim and Eric editing
/pol/ shitpost narratives and major redpillage (even though Sam himself is the literal embodiment of the things/people he makes fun of; if not worse)
Father Figure the audience never had approach: Give college-aged male audience half-assed "advice" that he doesn't even take himself
Laughing at your own jokes so your audience knows when to laugh
Projection

Pedophilia

File:Sam Hyde Pedo 2.jpg

Sam has done plenty of moralfag/pol shitpost comedy over the years, despite being a fat paedophilic jew himself, having fucked actual pieces of jailbait before. Proofs/screencaps have been posted on 4chinz for years, but no one really ever cared or noticed until he put out a vlog/rambling video throwing around pedo accusations against some unnamed executives, when there's solid evidence of him having anal sex with 15-16 year old girls and trannies

Gallery

External Links

https://8ch.net/mde/catalog.html 8chan fan board now filled with ex fans/ex friends/girls he fucked and refugees from the now b& MDE subreddit
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjNFcEK9KjyWcJ7CpYWHKVA Woman who worked/filmed with Sam since 2009 who decided to post random footage of him she sneaked after he scammed her and wrote her $20k worth of phony checks.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16LPoiBdNYevMSoJqkQTy_zox5rVvndu2 Video archive
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfUaZ8Ra7m7BqUEACv2jySw Current YouTube
https://gumroad.com/l/hydewars 4 Paypigs Only
Forbes.com intentionally misleading article about Sam Hyde (Archive)
‘Adult Swim’ Fired Me For Supporting Donald Trump — Here’s How It Went Down (archive)
4chan /pol/ - Sam Hyde wrote an article
Responsible for murdering a nigress and her dindu babby

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