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{{Ibhead|<big>'''John Hinckley Jr.'''</big>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 29, 1955 ({{age|1955|5|29}} years old)}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Texas|Yee Haw]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | |||
{{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Minibosses: Killed 1}} | |||
{{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell nah}} | |||
{{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | |||
{{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}} | |||
{{ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Pedophilia]]}} | |||
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'''John Warnock Hinckley Jr.'''{{Girllover}} is a deranged child-loving [[Randroid]] who attempted to assassinate [[Ronald Reagan]] after deciding to dedicate his life to being an [[edgy|edgelord]] after watching the film ''Taxi Driver''. He [[Childlove|fell in love]] with Jodie Foster, the 12-year-old who played Iris in the film. Let's just hope he never sees ''[[Cuties]]'', he may attempt to blow up the [[President|White House]]. | |||
John believed the only way he could show his true edginess to the world and impress her was to [[Assassination|potentially cause another Civil War]]. He was found [[Crazy|not guilty by reason of insanity]] and remained under institutional psychiatric care for over three decades. | |||
The worst part is, since Reagan survived, he became empowered in the public eye and won the 1984 presidential election in a landslide. [[Fuck]] you, John! | |||
Despite shooting several people during his attempt, and one eventually dying, he was granted unconditional release in 2022 and became a [[influencer]]. He also became a [[Music|musician]] but he sucks at it. | |||
==Gallery== | |||
{{cg|Gallery|JohnHinckley-Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="6"> <!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will "break" the gallery --> | |||
File:John hinckley jr holds gun to head.jpg|[[OMG]] so [[edgy]] I'm shaking and crying rn. | |||
File:John Hinckley Jr Who I Really Am.jpg|You're a failed assassin. That's who you really are. | |||
File:John Hinckley Guitar.jpg|This one's for you, Jodie! | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
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Revision as of 08:51, 15 December 2025
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| John Hinckley Jr. | |
| Born | May 29, 1955 (71 years old) |
| Nationality: | Yee Haw 
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| Highscore | Minibosses: Killed 1 |
| Top 50? | Hell nah |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Nope |
| Motive | Pedophilia |
John Warnock Hinckley Jr.
is a deranged child-loving Randroid who attempted to assassinate Ronald Reagan after deciding to dedicate his life to being an edgelord after watching the film Taxi Driver. He fell in love with Jodie Foster, the 12-year-old who played Iris in the film. Let's just hope he never sees Cuties, he may attempt to blow up the White House.
John believed the only way he could show his true edginess to the world and impress her was to potentially cause another Civil War. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity and remained under institutional psychiatric care for over three decades.
The worst part is, since Reagan survived, he became empowered in the public eye and won the 1984 presidential election in a landslide. Fuck you, John!
Despite shooting several people during his attempt, and one eventually dying, he was granted unconditional release in 2022 and became a influencer. He also became a musician but he sucks at it.
Gallery
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You're a failed assassin. That's who you really are. -
This one's for you, Jodie!
