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''' | {| class="infobox" style="float:right;margin:0 0 1em 1em; border-width:1px; border-style:solid; border-color:black; width:200px;font-size:95%;clear:right;" cellspacing="5" | ||
|+ style="text-align:center;" | '''Kevin Lapeire''' | |||
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| colspan="2" style="padding-bottom:1em; text-align:center;" | [[File:ClownTobiSelfie.png|150px]] | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
| '''Born''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | 1986/1987 | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|'''Nationality''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[Belgium|Flemmish]] [[File:Miniflag Belgium.png|Belgium]] | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|'''[[High_score|Score]]''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Killed 1 | |||
Hostages 3 | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|'''Style''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | FPS, Co-op / Taking Hostages / [[The Torture Game|Torture]] | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|'''[[An Hero]]''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | No (Surrendered) :( | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|'''Top 20?''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[High_Score#FPS.2C_Co-Op_Mode|Yes, Co-op mode (#20)]] | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"<br/> | |||
|} | |||
[[File:TobGun.png|thumb|190px|Kevin L doing his police standoff]] | |||
[[File:Tobis Victim.png|thumb|190px|Clown Tobi's/Kevin Lapeire's [[milf|Ex-Wife]] and [[victim|willing volunteer]] of his final show:]] | |||
[[File:Pedo yodler.jpg|thumb|190px|His partner in crime. [[srsly|No, seriously!]]]] | |||
'''Clown Tobi™'''/'''Doctor Aspirin''' ''('''[[Powerword]]''': Kevin Lapeire)'', A.K.A. [[John Wayne Gacy]] [[electric boogaloo|2.0]], is by far '''THE''' [[Self Proclaimed|greatest]] [[Killer_Clown_Epidemic|clown]] and [[magic|magician]] the [[Belgium|Be]][[The Netherlands|ne]][[Luxembourg|lux]] has ever seen! | |||
<br> | |||
Due to Kevin being [[bullshit|oficially proclaimed]] '''[[the man|THE GREATEST]]''' clown in the Benelux, he is [[USI|fully entitled to express his superiority]] over his peers. He is the show, that means he deserves to hog all the money he makes from his shows for himself. It's that simple, [[fact|stars>]][[NORP|normal people]]. Kevin has worked his ass off for 10 years training to be a magician, hypnotist and clown while his [[lazy|bottom feeding peers]] were [[leech|leeching]] off of him. | |||
Anyone who complained about Kevin [[pedo|groping little girls]] [[metoo|while under hypnosis]] simply do not understand that he [[deserved it|truly deserves]] to get away with it for his [[cock|long hard]] grind to the top of the circus. | |||
[[some argue|Those who know]] the basics on how hypnosis works, is that hypnosis works through the power of suggestion, when you are hypnotised you are being suggested to do something, therefore you will never go against your morals, the girls our Clown Hero Kevin Lapeire allegedly [[rape|'molested']] [[lulz|while under hypnosis]] [[truth|actually wanted to be touched,]] [[fact|so they could have never been raped]]. | |||
If you ever saw someone on a [[TV]] show [[funny|being hypnotised to run naked across the street]], the one being hypnotised was actually a [[sick fuck]] all along. | |||
In short, Kevin Lapeire did nothing wrong. | |||
<br> | |||
As you may well know, clowns love a good joke, and definitely so does Tobi! | |||
For his last and final act, he hoped to win the heart of his ex back again, so he brought his jolly 'ol [[meaningless noise|yodeling]] [[buttbuddy|pall]] with him since he could not do the act by himself. | |||
==Clown Tobi's Final show:== | |||
===Act 1:=== | |||
Tobi and Yodeling Dietwin ''('''[[Powerword]]''': Dietwin Hægeman)'' break and enter into his ex' house and drug her with a [[Bill Cosby|roofied cocktail]] on [[your mom|mothersday]]. | |||
===Act 2:=== | |||
Clown Tobi and his friend Yodeling Dietwin go after his [[hostage|volunteer]] [[cuck|ex wife's kids]], tying them up for his magic show and force them watch him as he [[hilarious|stabs their mother multiple times with a knife, firing a few rounds in her and finishing her off by strangling her]] to express his passion for [[BDSM]] followed by a [[unfunny|hilarious]] [[pun]] that he's a crimi clown(criminal clown) now instead of a clini-clown(hospital clown). | |||
lol, get it? | |||
<center>''Dietwin left the show before Act 3 commenced and fled to Gent.''</center> | |||
===Act 3:=== | |||
For his next [[lulz|lulzy]] act, Kevin stood on top of a 14 story building to engage in a [[prank|police standoff]] waving a gun around [[troll|trolling]] the police officers by dropping the gun and acting as if he surrenders then [[badass|getting back up again and shoot a few rounds in the air just to fuck with them including throwing some gas canisters at them, threatening bystanders]] and saying he's [[do it faggot|gonna jump]]. | |||
Unfortunately, Kevin [[pussy|bitched out]] [[at least 100|many hours]] later by surrendering, ruining his final act by not becoming [[an hero]]. | |||
<br> | |||
==Videos== | |||
<center> | |||
{|style="margin:0 auto" | |||
|{{videoframe|Videos|background:white;text-align:center|font-weight:bold | |||
|<youtube>xOZSAbadO44</youtube><br>[[meaningless noise|Unfitting dramatic music.]] | |||
|<youtube>bZI6qvDf8fY</youtube><br>Same unfitting music as the previous video. | |||
|<youtube>PjJSaNxgAS4</youtube><br>The guy actually was on national television before his shenanigans. | |||
|<youtube>GpvHmM2C2EE</youtube><br> | |||
|<youtube>FOpMdQBsc78</youtube><br> | |||
|<youtube>9lCvjHo2jWs</youtube><br> | |||
|<youtube>7xS3yj6x8k8</youtube><br> | |||
|<youtube>57IGSZ6o7Dw</youtube><br>His partner in Crime: | |||
|<youtube>v7vTPW64ieI</youtube><br>}} | |||
|} | |||
</center> | |||
==Gallery== | |||
{{cg|Gallery|ClownTobiGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Clown_Tobi.jpg | |||
File:Tobi Balloondildo.png|thumb|Clown Tobi has a passion for shoving dick shaped balloons up his ass, especially in front of hundreds of kids. | |||
File:Pedoclown.png|thumb|[[Antoine_Dodson|Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!]] | |||
File:Moord oudenburg vtm.jpg|[[do it faggot|Jump, faggot!]] | |||
File:Tobi Retard Dance.gif|Dancing like a Retard | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Dietwin Haegeman.jpg | |||
File:ClownTobiNormal.jpg|Without the facepaint. | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
==Graded Score== | |||
{| style="{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|red|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" border="0" | |||
|- | |||
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big> | |||
|- | |||
| colspan="2" style="height:9px;overflow:hidden;" | | |||
|- | |||
! style="text-align:right;" | Kills: | |||
|1/20 | |||
|- | |||
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy: | |||
|1/20 Shooting only one person and later shooting some rounds in the air during a police standoff<br /> | |||
|- | |||
! style="text-align:right;" | Style: | |||
|25/20 Taking hostages ''(5 points each)'' and torture ''(10 points)'' | |||
|- | |||
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt: | |||
|10/20 Some [[triggered|outrage]] on [https://www.youtube.com/user/Go4entertainment his youtube channel] and [https://www.facebook.com/KevinLapeire their face][https://www.facebook.com/Dietwineke book pages]. | |||
|- | |||
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus: | |||
|15/20 '''POLICE STANDOFF!'''<br /> | |||
|- | |||
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 52/100 ('''F''')</big> | |||
|} | |||
<center>'''FROM NOW ON, I'M A CRIMI-CLOWN, I WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!!1'''</center> | |||
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center> | |||
<center> | |||
<div style="{{roundy|10px}}border:2px solid #000;width:30%;background:linear-gradient(#c58d29, #447e80);background:-moz-linear-gradient(#002db3, #4da6ff);background:-webkit-linear-gradient(#002db3, #4da6ff);background:-o-linear-gradient(#e18f80, #666c05);padding:10px;font-weight:bold;font-size:larger"> | |||
<span style="font-size:16pt;">'''Wanted Level:'''</span> | |||
<br> | |||
<span> ___________________ </span> | |||
{|align="center" | |||
|[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]] | |||
|[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]] | |||
|} | |||
<span> ___________________ </span> | |||
<br> | |||
{|align="center" | |||
|[[File:Wanted2police.png|128px]] | |||
|} | |||
<br> | |||
<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Police Force'''</span> | |||
</div><br> | |||
</center> | |||
==News== | |||
*[http://www.nieuwsblad.be/cnt/dmf20180514_03513059 Now I'm a crimi-clown!]] | |||
*[http://nieuws.vtm.be/binnenland/moord-oudenburg-omdat-het-niet-klikte-met-stiefkinderen Daddy issues.] | |||
*[http://www.hln.be/de-krant/collega-s-ontmaskeren-clown-tobi-het-moest-altijd-en-overal-om-hem-draaien~a78c3633c/ Peers prove him to be a narcissistic douchebag.] | |||
*[http://www.hln.be/de-krant/net-hele-tournee-gepland-voor-zieke-kindjes~ab641f94/ He actually planned an entire tour before he did the deed.] | |||
*[http://www.hln.be/de-krant/-ik-wou-dat-politie-mij-doodschoot~afa6f526/ He wanted to be shot by the cops.] | |||
==Links== | |||
*[http://www.clowntobi.nl/ His Website] | |||
*[http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcWWcg7avdEHZYGJxPOUOaQ His Youtube channel] | |||
*[http://www.facebook.com/KevinLapeire Clownbook] | |||
*[https://www.facebook.com/Dietwineke Yodelbook] | |||
{{trolls}} | |||
{{Psychopaths}} | |||
{{Dying_Alone}} | |||
Latest revision as of 21:42, 22 August 2024
| File:ClownTobiSelfie.png | |
| Born | 1986/1987 |
| Nationality | Flemmish 
|
| Score | Killed 1
Hostages 3 |
| Style | FPS, Co-op / Taking Hostages / Torture |
| An Hero | No (Surrendered) :( |
| Top 20? | Yes, Co-op mode (#20) |
Clown Tobi™/Doctor Aspirin (Powerword: Kevin Lapeire), A.K.A. John Wayne Gacy 2.0, is by far THE greatest clown and magician the Benelux has ever seen!
Due to Kevin being oficially proclaimed THE GREATEST clown in the Benelux, he is fully entitled to express his superiority over his peers. He is the show, that means he deserves to hog all the money he makes from his shows for himself. It's that simple, stars>normal people. Kevin has worked his ass off for 10 years training to be a magician, hypnotist and clown while his bottom feeding peers were leeching off of him. Anyone who complained about Kevin groping little girls while under hypnosis simply do not understand that he truly deserves to get away with it for his long hard grind to the top of the circus. Those who know the basics on how hypnosis works, is that hypnosis works through the power of suggestion, when you are hypnotised you are being suggested to do something, therefore you will never go against your morals, the girls our Clown Hero Kevin Lapeire allegedly 'molested' while under hypnosis actually wanted to be touched, so they could have never been raped. If you ever saw someone on a TV show being hypnotised to run naked across the street, the one being hypnotised was actually a sick fuck all along.
In short, Kevin Lapeire did nothing wrong.
As you may well know, clowns love a good joke, and definitely so does Tobi! For his last and final act, he hoped to win the heart of his ex back again, so he brought his jolly 'ol yodeling pall with him since he could not do the act by himself.
Clown Tobi's Final show:
Act 1:
Tobi and Yodeling Dietwin (Powerword: Dietwin Hægeman) break and enter into his ex' house and drug her with a roofied cocktail on mothersday.
Act 2:
Clown Tobi and his friend Yodeling Dietwin go after his volunteer ex wife's kids, tying them up for his magic show and force them watch him as he stabs their mother multiple times with a knife, firing a few rounds in her and finishing her off by strangling her to express his passion for BDSM followed by a hilarious pun that he's a crimi clown(criminal clown) now instead of a clini-clown(hospital clown). lol, get it?
Act 3:
For his next lulzy act, Kevin stood on top of a 14 story building to engage in a police standoff waving a gun around trolling the police officers by dropping the gun and acting as if he surrenders then getting back up again and shoot a few rounds in the air just to fuck with them including throwing some gas canisters at them, threatening bystanders and saying he's gonna jump.
Unfortunately, Kevin bitched out many hours later by surrendering, ruining his final act by not becoming an hero.
Videos
Previous Video | Next Video |
Gallery
Gallery About missing Pics
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Clown Tobi has a passion for shoving dick shaped balloons up his ass, especially in front of hundreds of kids.
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Dancing like a Retard
[Expand Gallery]
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Without the facepaint.
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kills: | 1/20 |
| Accuracy: | 1/20 Shooting only one person and later shooting some rounds in the air during a police standoff |
| Style: | 25/20 Taking hostages (5 points each) and torture (10 points) |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Some outrage on his youtube channel and their facebook pages. |
| Bonus: | 15/20 POLICE STANDOFF! |
| Total score: 52/100 (F) | |
Wanted Level:
___________________
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___________________
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Police Force
News
- Now I'm a crimi-clown!]
- Daddy issues.
- Peers prove him to be a narcissistic douchebag.
- He actually planned an entire tour before he did the deed.
- He wanted to be shot by the cops.
Links
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Clown Tobi is part of a series on Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage. |
Clown Tobi is part of a series on Psychopaths
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