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'''Microsoft Shit Pint Adventures''' is some interactive flash or some bullshit thing like that, disguised as the atrocity that is a [[Webcomic| webcomic medium]]. [[Some Argue|Which as we all know]], is the most fucking terrible kind of medium. It involves various stories involving [[Furry|furries]], bullshit plots, [[Lolicon|underage kids in sexual relations]], and some of the most horrible crap you will ever read. It's stories are suggested and made by the [[You|fanbase]], who happen to be [[Angry Homo Kid|shitting-maggot homosexuals]] who are clearly sexually deprived when you consider how far they attempt to push their [[USI|shitty self-insert fantasies]] in the format of shipping. For those of you that don't know, shipping it the action of taking a plastic ship and seeing how far up your ass you can shove it while fucking yourself to your sickening disease. And yet this '''still''' manages to be one of the best webcomics on the [[Internet|intarwebz]]. Way to set the bar real high, guys.


The Author, [[Sick fuck|Andrass Husshit]], is a [[Asspie|aspie]] Jew who lives off of donations and the shitty products that he sells, such as the motherfucking hideous designs for T-shirts, the ear-ripping noises that pass off as music, and other convoluted methods.   
'''Microsoft Paint Adventures''' is some interactive flash comic or some bullshit thing like that, disguised as the atrocity that is the [[Webcomic| webcomic medium]], [[Some Argue|which as we all know]], is the most fucking terrible kind of medium. It involves various stories involving [[Invader Zim|aliens]], weird plots that are beyond confusing (not to mention poorly written), [[Lolicon|underage kids in sexual relations]], and crazy-ass fans. Yet, this manages to be one of the only [[shit|good]] webcomics on the [[Internet|interbutts]]. The author, [[Jackass|Andrew Hussie]], is a [[Jew]] who lives off of donations and the shitty products that he sells, such as weird-ass designs for T-shirts, MIDI music, and other convoluted methods of cocksuckery.   


== What is this, I don't even? ==


[[File:00123-h.gif|thumb|right|Husshit revealing his love for the estranged]]
[[File:00123-h.gif|thumb|right|Hussie revealing his love for the [[penis|cock.]]]]
[[File:477092_-_Death_Homestuck_MS_Paint_Adventures_Problem_Sleuth_Terezi_Pyrope_gallowsCalibrator.gif|thumb|right|The Fanbases reaction to every piece of shit that Andrass produces]]
[[File:477092_-_Crossover_Death_Homestuck_MS_Paint_Adventures_Problem_Sleuth_Terezi_Pyrope.gif|thumb|right|220px|What Andrew actually produces.]]
[[File:Basement Dwellers.png|thumb|right|220px|A rather accurate portrayal of Homestuck fans.]]
[[File:612900.png|thumb|right|220px|Well developed Characters Hussie, [[Sarcasm|your writing transcends the heavens.]]]]


=== Bard Quest and Jailbreak ===
== Bard Quest and Jailbreak ==


In these two pieces of [[Shit|shit]] [[shit nobody cares about|nobody cares about]], an unnamed man attempts to escape from a prison cell. Neither of these stories were finished, and reflect Husshit's lazy ass work ethic. [[Some argue|But if they were finished,]] they would reveal Husshit's sick collection of sick shit. The only reason he couldn't continue his sick shit further was because he realized he couldn't get more Jew without [[Whore|sucking the fans pork-lances any harder.]]
In these two pieces of [[Shit|shit]] [[shit nobody cares about|nobody cares about]], an unnamed man attempts to escape from a prison cell. Neither of these stories were finished, and reflect Hussie's lazy ass work ethic. [[Some argue|But if they were finished,]] they would reveal Hussie's collection of sick shit. The only reason he couldn't continue his smut further was because he realized he couldn't get more jew gold without [[cumslut|sucking the fans pork-lances any harder.]] Thankfully, thanks to the efforts of [[Tim Buckley]], "[[Choose Your Own Adventure]]" comics were made [[Shit|much, much worse.]] [[Irony|Not that he is original or anything.]]


Thankfully, thanks to the efforts of [[Tim Buckley]], "Choose Your Own Adventure" comics were made [[Shit|much, much worse.]] [[Irony|Not that he is original or anything.]]
== Problem Sleuth ==
Problem Sleuth is the story of [[Internet Tough Guy|some detective dude]] and his two [[Faggot|buddies]], Lord Douche and Captain Caveman. It starts with them in their room jacking off to the scenery (bullshit backgrounds Hussie's [[Fan Art|fans drew]]). Eventually they get out and [[Cthulhu|other]] [[Shit nobody cares about|stupid shit]] happens. They go to a bunch of places that aren't notable and solve puzzles too obscure for your [[Computer Science III|Webster dictionary]] to comprehend. Eventually they fight the [[Xenu|Demon Orgy CockDick]], because he's all [[Word| up in their shit, waving his junk around.]] They get pissed, other stuff happens, and it all ends in shit nobody understands or cares for. An [[My Immortal|incoherent storyline]], abysmal art, and frequent meaningless [[tl;dr|walls of text]] combine to make this abcess of a [[webcomic]] unbearable; however, it's still better than Homestuck.


=== Problem Sleuth ===
== Homestuck ==


Problem Sleuth is the story of [[Internet Tough Guy|some detective dude]] and his two jerk-off buddies, Lord Deuce and Captain Pickle Insertion. It starts with them in their room jacking off to the scenery that exist, made rather evident by the bullshit backgrounds Husshit [[Fan Art|attempts to draw]]. Eventually they get out and [[Cthulhu|other]] [[Tentacles|stupid shit]] happens. They go to a bunch of places that aren't notable to be mentioned and solve puzzles too obscure for your [[Computer Science III|Webster dictionary]] to comprehend. Eventually they fight the Demon Orgy KingDick, because he's all [[Word| up in their shit and waving his junk up in there.]] They get pissed, shit happens, and it all ends in shit nobody understands or cares for.
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Overall, an [[Fanfiction|incoherent storyline]], unreadable art, and nothing you should ever even attempt read, lest [[You|you]] waste your time looking at horse dick.
Homosuck is an [[anime]] about four autistic NEETs who decide to do [[Opiates|heroin]] [[orgy|together]] for the first time, in a story taking inspiration from professional wrestling, [[furry]] porn, and 1940s war propaganda serials as it explores autocannibalism practicioner Andrew Hussie's erotic feelings towards [[Beastiality|horses]], cripples, albinos, and [[shota|small children]]. The story is segmented into eighty-seven cantos, each invoking the motif of sexual awakening within one of the author's spirit animals.  


== Home Stuck ==
Faggotslurp has attracted a [[Fat|large]] and [[Fundies||fanatical]] following of [[Emo|nihilistic]] underaged trannysexuals among whom [[AIDS|pozzing]] is a common initiation ritual. Other activities practiced at [[orgy|meetups]] include bile drinking as well as communal piss-downs. [[Faggots|Initiates]] commonly dress as the story's whimsical "trolls", a race of insectile [[Rape|rapists]] with [[Guido|orange dicks]] growing out of their heads.


[[File:02079_1.gif|thumb|right|Sollsuck, you just can't help yourself can you?]]
Trannyguzzle commonly features over nine thousand words per  panel, and, uniquely among [[webcomics]], intermittent [[LOLWUT|malaysian throat-singing sequences]] summarizing the events thus far, with competing fandom subcommunities frantically working to translate and interpret the messages.
[[File:Being_strong.gif|thumb|right|Well developed Characters Husshit, [[Bullshit|your writing transcends the heavens..]]]]


So many wrongs with this abomination that words almost fail to describe it. But since we don't speak [[Furry|Yiff]] like Andrass does, it seems we'll have to try.
The first [[At_Least_100|100+]] pages read like [[What|Zork: The Webcomic]]. The next 1000 pages of [[Shit nobody cares about|plot]] introduce some kids named [[Retard|John]], [[Goth|Rose]], and [[Hipster|Dave]]. Suddenly, [[Truth|as if it were unplanned]] and the author realized that nothing had actually happened yet, a meteor comes and the world ends. [[Nobody cares|No one seems to notice]], most likely because the collective IQ of the group is about the same as the [[Nothing|average reader's]]. Some way through this, [[internet tough guy|Dave]]  starts feeling [[bisexual|sexually confused]] by a bunch of [[Homosexuality|homoerotic]] puppets that his [[incest|brother]] made. His confusion soon [[cum|comes]] to an end. Luckily, [[Buttsecks|anal rape]] is an everyday occurrence in his household, so you don't have to worry about the comic ending there.  


=== Act 1 ===
After that, John enters the [[Party Van|realm]] of [[Xenu|a flying spaghetti monster]] and proceeds to pissrape some monsters. Later he [[An hero|randomly dies]], [[Doctor Who|BUT DON'T WORRY, THAT WAS JUST AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE]]. Dave can now travel through time or something [[Shit Nobody Cares About|because future Dave gave past Dave magic floating turntables which only exist because future Dave got them from future future Dave when he was past Dave, which is present Dave now]]. Andrew calls it "weird time shit", which is retardese for Deus Ex Machina. The fourth main character is finally introduced, after [[Over nine thousand|over $400,000]] of shit art. And guess what? She's a [[furry]].


The Plot is an absolute fucking disaster. You start out hundreds of pages dicking around with [[shit nobody cares about|John's boring ass shit]]. Then later stuff happens and then [[OMG]] somehow a meteor comes and now the world's gonna die and stuff. However nobody cares really because no one really fucking cares about anything. No [[seriously]], when the [[Catnarok| Apocalypse is upon them]], all of them act so little human that you'd think they are nothing more than shitty written plot devices, but surprise fuck face, [[Right|they pretty much are.]] A bunch of Imps come to rape John, but he fends them off with [[Dick|Gushers and a Bunny.]] [[What|Wha?]]
[[DO NOT WANT|Later it's revealed that John is a fuck-clone of himself and his friends made with green ghost semen. No need to elaborate on this.]] (Note: this [[truth|is actually part of the official canon.]]) Ater meeting a bunch of aliens that everyone jizzes their pants over, the kids hitch a ride on a meteor with a one way ticket to [[Hell|Chuck E. Cheese's]].


=== Act 2 ===
Trolls are the main draw to Homestuck, as there are 12 of them and they are [[sluts|"naturally bisexual"]].  This leads fans to assume that they'll fuck anything that moves, just as the fans themselves will [[basement dwellers|FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES]]. Hussie, realizing his mistake, decides to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|reset the comic]] for presumed "lulz," but the lulz are missing because they got mugged by [[Gary Niger|a black guy]].


A bunch of shit happens, pretty much like [[Jesus|the above]]. [[Nothing of value was lost|Yep.]]
But wait, there's more! In a [[bullshit|stunning]] twist, Hussie decides to [[Delete Fucking Everything|kill fucking everyone]] for no reason, making all his [[retards|fans]] flip the fuck out. [[Yes]], he managed to [[troll]] his fan base. Yes, there were some [[lulz]]. [[No]], it does not mean the fanbase wised up and stopped being lolcows.


=== Act 3 ===
But they weren't dead, because of alternate timeline/Deus Ex Machina bullshit, and then he introduces more [[Faggots|characters]], repeating the process infinitely.


Same as above. Oh yeah, Dave, some shit as tough guy gets raped by a bunch of puppets I guess. But it's ok, because he enjoys it. [[Buttsecks|Rump Rape]] is a customary practice for the Strider household.  
In all actuality, he's going to keep pandering to the "homies" and put more ":B" faces everywhere. A video game is coming out in <s>2014</s> <s>2015</s> 2016, thanks to the efforts of [[Bobby Kotick|the owner of the world's largest Jew Gold refinery]].
=== The epilogues ===


=== Act 4 ===
This shitshow of a webcomic continues on the epiloges, these are not even drawn anymore and hussie relegated the writing to some random azn and a SJW cunt (ctset and Cephied_Variable respectively) the resulting thing being a steaming pile of shit that not even the most obsessed fantards are willing to eat. The epilogue is divided in two paths, "meat" and "candy" one is canon and the other is not but it doesnt even matter at this point.


Pretty boring ass, but some more shit happens. John enters the [[What|MEdiUUM, which is code for a mangina.]] (no seriously, wat?) He enters it and proceeds to have sex with [[Whore|all of the locals]]. Later he gets [[Lulz|killed by a blind-girl]],which would have been funnier if it'd been shown, or if Dave Suckdick didn't revive him through his [[Time cube|Time-shit]] fucking. And how he somehow obtained time travel is beyond the scope of our feeble minds. Really Hussass?
Prologue of the "meat" path
* Treated by Rose, John and Calliope as the "canon" path where John chooses to fight Lord English.
* John goes back to canon and steals a ring of life from Aranea Serket right after she is revived, then gather the kids to fight Caliborn as it happened in the masterpiece.
* Vriska is wounded by falling shards of reality and falls into the black hole before seeing the juju in action.
* The juju unloads the beta kids, which fight Lord English along with the ghost army. English gets struck by the Caledfwlch and is thrown into the black hole along with Davepeta. John gets badly wounded from the fight, but sees himself as the only survivor.
* Drifting in the abyss, John finds his Dad's wallet and later, Meenah. She steals John's ring of life and is brought to the Candy timeline.
*John and Terezi discover each other in the furthest ring. Together, they set off into the abyss to search for more survivors. John discovers his Dad's car in steady orbit around the black hole, and they use it as a transportation vessel to scour the void. Eventually, Terezi dislodges Lord English's tooth from John's abdomen, and the two have sex in the back of the car. Terezi gives up looking for Vriska and John brings them back to Earth C, but he doesn't make much further and dies from "cherub poison", a condition Jane could not heal.
* Meanwhile Dirk, in the "Candy" path of the Epilogue, committed suicide and in doing so unlocked what has been referred to as powers of "Ultimate Self" that allowed him to take over the story-telling of Homestuck itself, turning the very words of the narrator in the "Meat" path orange while Alternate Calliope battles him for control of the story-telling narrative with her respective red text.
* Power beyond God Tier, known as Ultimate Self, is revealed to exist in the Homestuck universe.
* Karkat is convinced to run for Earth C's presidency against Jane but loses by a landslide due to Dirk's manipulations on the events.
* Roxy and Calliope transition, Calliope using they/them pronouns, while Roxy used they/them at first, but soon used he/him pronouns because Calliope is fucking retarded.
* Jade is possessed by Alternate Calliope and gains control of the narrative in this path. Dirk shoots a tranquilizer at Jade's body before she can interfere further. After waking up, Jade warns the others Dirk has to be stopped, but he already fled from Earth.
* Dave [[faggot|kisses]] Karkat under Dirk's attemped influence, "canonizing" their relationship.
* Ends with Alternate Calliope, while wielding Jade's body, consuming Lord English's entire body in a revolting act of vore. Aradia, Calliope, and Dave who has by this point turned into Davebot, proceed to leave this universe for a higher plane of existence. This ending while technically indicated by the URL to be in the "Meat" path, is actually the ending to the "Candy" path.  


Later it's revealed that John is a fuck-clone of himself and his friends made with his genetic semen or [[Science|some shit]]. But considering incest was pretty legal in MSPA in all, no need to elaborate on this.
Confused? me too.


=== Act 5 ===
===Homestuck^2===
And seems like Hussie isn´t done milking the rotting cow that is his webcomic and made a continuation, FROM THE MOST FUCKING IDIOTIC EPILOGUE, at this point everyone is done with this bullshit, somehow Hussie thinks that pointing out that candy was idiotic in the epilogues invalidated all criticism with the last updates. The entire point of candy in the epilogue was that it was shoe on the head retarded and it didn´t excuse anything, making something that´s bad on purpouse is still bad and continually making something that is crap and deflecting criticism by saying that its supposed to be bad is the final sign that Hussie and his troupe of retarded writers are so far up their own asses that they think doing this is original.


HiveBent? What HiveBent? I see no HiveBent. Let's keep it that way. Cripples and all left out.
The continuation pretty much resembles the epilogue in it´s non-existent quality.


=== The Rest ===
===The Homestuck Adventure game===
A bunch of other shit happens after that, but it's all mostly shit. The most recent development showed that the final boss to fuck in this game of over-sexed sex toys is a [[Furry|furry]] with a fetish for blood and shades. But no one gives a shit about that.


The characters cannot talk or interact in person because they are [[autistic|obviously retarded and quit.]] Everybody.
Andrew, being the [[jew]] he is, decided to cash in on his shitty comic even more by creating [[AIDS|HIV]]E[[transgender|SWAP]], a point and click adventure game designed to be a somewhat prequel to the comic. The game was supposed to be in 3d but was cut down to a 2d artstyle because [[King's Quest|The Odd Gentlemen]] stole all their money in an attempt [[LOLWUT|to make their own game with said money]]. The game that ended up being released was the first of four acts that was little over 2 hours long so that you couldn't refund, and costed [[bullshit|eight fucking dollars]]. In a panic about what to do for the second act, Andrew created [[Animu|Hiveswap Friendim]]. A series of Visual Novel games that was $1 on launch, and had [[EA|18 "necessary" dlc's]] that were needed to play the whole story and now its getting a sequel that his being monthly updated. The second act was meant to release in summer of 2018, however it never actually came out.  


== Characters ==
Nevermind all that in october 2020 HIVESWAP act 2 was released to pretty much quench the thirst of the fans for more [[shit|content]], act 3 is being worked on as you read this article, the second act is just as easy as the last act (if you aren´t a fucking brainlet that cant solve a kids puzzle).
*'''John''' [[you|Gay ass kid]] who likes gushers and has a fetish for old woman, notably ones that lead to incest. Has no intersting personality and shouldn't be cared for.
*'''Dave''' A [[Weeaboo|wannabee animu]] like his Bro, he has a thing for puppets and fake ass swords. Thinks he's a legit ninja, despite the fact that he gets ganked mercilessly by a cripple and killed once by some fodder [[nigra]]. He wanted to do himself, but due to a lack of puppet clothing he absorbed from doing so and threw the corpse away.
*'''Rose''' An [[emo|emo]] know-it-all bitch who is ugly and you will want to punch. As recently upgraded from emo bitch to psycho witch, considering she'd happily watch a furry unleash [[genocide|genocide]] on a planet while [[Fap|masturbating]] to the screams of the [[Cthulhu|eldergods]].
*'''Jade''' Furry cosplayer, precognitive, and boring as hell. No one cares about this [[Whore|bitch]], moving on.
*'''The Guardians''' Two shitty neglectful parents to busy fucking each other, a furry with the powers, and an [[Weeaboo|animu nerd]] who thinks he's all awesome only to go get murdered by god-bitch with an inferiority complex.
*'''Jack''' Some asswipe in a legal department that fucked a queen with a bunny, took her jewelery, and went on to kill a bunch of shit that nobody cares about. This included Jade's subconscious manifestation, the Nigra queen, a bunch of peasants, time-traveling bird boy, and [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH|Kamina wannabe]]. Eventually becomes a furry like he always dreamed when Bic the penis-terrier prototyped. As if the dick and rape tentacles sticking out of him already weren't enough.
*'''The Trolls''' Who?
*'''Everybody Else''' Well that pretty much sums Homestucks [[Lie|diverse cast of characters]]. There are also the sand-nigras, but they'll die of crab-dick soon enough.


== Shipping ==
=== How To Become Part of the Fandom ===
HomeStuck likes and loves shipping. Hussass has admitted this himself. He's even invented 4 other types of sex practices to accommodate for shipping. They are as follows:


*Kismesis (♠): Where you find your worst enemy, shake hands, then proceeds to butt-fuck with a spade-shaped dildo.


*Moirail (♦): You ask your friend for his hand. Then you murder him with a dagger, and enjoy his corpse. [[What|Best done a rail way.]]
1. Go to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ the site.]


*Matesprit (♥): You have sex in bucket, then proceed to dump all the contents on all involving partners, drenching them, effectively acting as lube. Fuck and repeat. Spit on each other occasional if the fluids aren't sufficient.
2. Skip to Act 5.


*Auspistice(♣): A three way where you get two fuck buddies and then have a third ugly autistic [[Whore|chick]] come and start up a three-way, with the third checking on your progress to make sure you all come at the same time. Except for her, the ugly fuck doesn't get that right. You should probably kill her once the two of you are done.
3. [[?????|Question marks]].


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4. [[Profit]] like a [[Wal-Mart]] in a [[white trash]] community.
 
=== Insane Asylum Rantings ===
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|'''Just keep your hands off my page, and all other user's pages as well, please. It is against proper wiki etiquitte (sp?) to edit another user's page without their permission. It's a good way to get blocked. Thank you and have a pleasant evening.'''|experimentalDeity 03:03, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
|'''A) I already know I have Asperger's syndrome. Ihank you for stating the obvious, Captain!'''|experimentalDeity 03:23, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
|'''Also, I was complaining, not whining.'''|experimentalDeity 03:26, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
|'''Wait fuck you really have Aspergers. *not sure if sarcastic response or just reality*'''|I am the wizard its me! 03:36, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
|'''Yes, I have Aspergers. Why are we freaking about this? No biggie!'''|experimentalDeity 03:41, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
|'''Did not expect that. Ok back to buisness.'''|I am the wizard its me! 03:45, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
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=== Dating Service ===
 
The autistic fucks that actually enjoy this complicated shit have decided to open up a dating service for people in their fandom. It's filled with a bunch of [[13-year-old_boy|13 year old boys]] and [[16-year-old_girl|16 year old girls]]. You can find the virgins and their profiles <s>[http://dateline413.tumblr.com here.]</s> baleeted.
 
== Characters of Homestuck==
 
For some reason, Andjew decided to color-code his ridiculously two-dimensional characters so his [[fangirls]] could tell them apart.
 
The Children:
*<span style="color:blue">'''John'''</span>: A young [[Gay|heterosexual]] male who likes [[cocks|gushers]] and has a [[fetish]] for old women, notably ones that lead to [[incest]]. He has no personality whatsoever.
*<span style="color:#D462FF">'''Rose'''</span>: An [[emo]] know-it-all [[cunt]] who's smarmy and predictable. Enjoys watching a '''[[furry]]''' unleash [[genocide]] on a planet while [[Fap|masturbating]] to [[Cthulhu]] preforming [[goatse]] on LSD.
*<span style="color:red">'''Dave'''</span>: A [[Weeaboo|wannabee.]] His brother has a thing for puppets, which leads to Dave's eventual rape. Still thinks he's hot shit because his anus is redder than a Jew's nose. He claims everything he does is for [[irony|ironcontent://media/external/file/9649ic purposes]].
*<span style="color:lime">'''Jade'''</span>: [[Furry]] cosplayer, [[whore|precog]], and so boring she gave herself narcolepsy. Not even the fans care about this [[Whore|bitch]], moving on.
*'''The [[Gay|Guardians]]''': Two neglectful parents too busy doing fuck-all to watch their kids, [[Charles Darwin]], and an [[Weeaboo|animu nerd]].
*'''Jack''': Some [[nigger]] in a legal department that shanked a [[negress|niggeress]], took her jewelery, and went on to kill a bunch of [[White Trash|people]] from [[Wal-Mart|another planet]]. [[LULZ|Does it for the lulz]].
The [[Moar]] Children:
*<span style="color:cyan">'''Jane'''</span>: [[White|WASP]] bitch who likes [[fat|baking]]. Boring as shit, except when she flips the fuck out. Also got rejected by Jake because she's a [[faggot| fucking fat ass]].
*<span style="color:fuchsia">'''Roxy'''</span>: Drunken [[GOTIS|haxxor]] who has a [[incest|dysfunctional relationship]] with her [[MILF|mother.]]
*<span style="color:orange">'''Dirk'''</span>: [[faggot]]. One of the few characters who manages not to fuck up every single thing they do, but [[Emo|hates himself]] anyway.
*<span style="color:green">'''Jake'''</span>: [[Faggot|Indiana Jones wannabe]] with a [[murder|gun kink.]] Bisexual and a complete fuckwit.
The <s>Devils</s>Trolls:
*<span style="color:maroon">'''Aradia'''</span>: [[sick fuck|Necr0philiac]] r0b0t. Zer0 pers0nality.
*<span style="color:#a15000">'''Tavros'''</span>: ,[[Cripple|cRIPPLE]] THAT SPEAKS LIKE A COMPLETE [[RETARD]], THAT CAN'T CORRECTLY FORMULATE SENTENCES, AND TEACHES [[autistic|AUTISTIC]] KIDS THAT [[LULZ|THEY CAN FLY]],
*<span style="color:#a1a100">'''Sollux'''</span>: [[basement dweller|l33t haxx0r]]. [[srs bsns|2r2 b2n2]] here! Ha2 no [[shit nobody cares about|plot]] functiion and then diie2.
*<span style="color:#626262">'''Karkat'''</span>: [[short man syndrome|SMALL MAN.]] [[Goatse|LARGE ANUS]]. SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT HIS APPEARANCE AND HIS RELATIONSHIPS, HE'S ABOUT AS CLOSE TO ONE OF THESE PATHETIC FANTARDS AS IT GETS.
*<span style="color:#416600">'''Nepeta'''</span>: :33 < [[Furry]] who obsesses over fictional relationships between her online friends. Every Homestuck reader in one character.
*<span style="color:#008141">'''Kanaya'''</span>: [[My Immortal|Lesbian Vampire.]] Hussie Needed To Pander To An Even Wider Range Of People. He Decided That Introducing The [[faggot|Homosexual]] Community To His "Art" Was A Good Idea, So Every Other Little '''[[Gay]]''' [[16-year-old girl|Girl]] Identifies With This One, Due To [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]. Kanaya Herself Enjoys Lipstick And Fashion, And Therefore Is [[fail|Not Even A Proper Lesbian.]]
*<span style="color:teal">'''Terezi'''</span>: [[No one|WHO C4R3S?]] [[what|C4N S33 THROUGH SM3LL 4FT3R H3R 3Y3S W3R3 BURN3D BY TH3 SUN.]] CHO1C3 4SS.
*<span style="color:#005682">'''Vriska'''</span>: [[GOTIS]]. Telepathic psycho 8itch who killed her friends. No8ody seems to 8e 8othered 8y her doing this.
*<span style="color:darkblue">'''Equius'''</span>: D --> [[Mr. Hands]].
*<span style="color:indigo">'''Gamzee'''</span>: [[juggalo]]. KILLS EVERBODY. intentionally helps magical fuck puppet resurrect main bad guy and doom the universe. IS TRAPPED IN A FRIDGE TO ATONE FOR HIS SINS.
*<span style="color:purple">'''Eridan'''</span>: [[hipster|Hipster faggot]] wwho [[failure|can't do anything right]]. Harry Potter obsessivve wwho [[epic fail|tries to wwreck shit but is then sawwn in half by some lesbian.]]
*<span style="color:#77003C">'''Feferi'''</span>: [[shit nobody cares about|Once again, w)(o really gives a s)(it]]? T)(e Royal W)(ore w)(o stuffs fis)( up )(er butt and )(as no plot relevance at all.
The [[Moar]] Trolls:
*<span style="color:red">'''Kankri'''</span>: [[White Knight]]. The epit9me of a [[SJW|social justice 6l9gger]]. [[Truth|Every9ne in the 9mniverse is currently trying t9 get a restraining 9rder against this assh9le]].
*<span style="color:maroon">'''Damara'''</span>: [[Weeaboo]]. [[DO NOT WANT|Gives extremely sexual commentary in bad Japanese to anybody she meets.]]
*<span style="color:#a15000">'''Rufioh'''</span>: The troll equ1valent of Dante Basco. Tr1es to save the world by be1ng 1nto [[bestiality|best1al1ty]].
*<span style="color:#a1a100">'''Mituna'''</span>: [[RETARD|R3T4RD]], F0RM3R P57CH1C. D13D 1N 4 M4RCH1NG 4CC1D3N7.
*<span style="color:#416600">'''Meulin'''</span>: (=T I T=) DEAF NEKOGIRL WHO TAKES HORNS UP HER ASS FROM HER CLEARLY INSANE AND EVIL BOYFRIEND.
*<span style="color:#008141">'''Porrim'''</span>: [[Tits or GTFO|Tits of GTFO+]]. Giant who+re who+ has spent mo+st o+f eternity getting [[Buttsecks|her ass po+unded]] by [[Cthulhu]].
*<span style="color:teal">'''Latula'''</span>: [[Girl Gamer|guuuuurl g4m3r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] 4s 4nnoy1ng 4s r34l-l1f3 count3rp4rts. Do3sn't 3v3r do 4nyth1ng of not3, som3th1ng Hom3stuck f4ns c4n r3l4t3 to.
*<span style="color:#005682">'''Aranea'''</span>: [[shit nobody cares about|Possi8le gigaaaaaaaantic les8ian for Meenah]]. Talks too fucking much. 8asically the worst one.
*<span style="color:darkblue">'''Horuss'''</span>: 8=D < Rufioh's [[butt buddy]].  He is the <s>Engineer</s>He's too much of a shitty character to be the [[engineer]]. Plus, he never builds any [[Prosthetic Penis|Sentries]].
*<span style="color:indigo">'''Kurloz'''</span>: [[STFU|Mute]]. Gay mime who is secretly in cahoots with Gamzee, an equally two-dimensional and pointless character. Only tolerable because he tries to stop the train-wreck of a comic by [[delete fucking everything|destroying the universe]].
*<span style="color:purple">'''Cronus'''</span>: Ice-less vwersion of the [[Adventure Time|Ice King]]. No one lovwes him because he's a [[pedophile]] and <s>looks like</s> a faggot.
*<span style="color:#77003C">'''Meenah'''</span>: [[bitch|A psycho]]. Generally bitchy to everybody, and idolises the alternate version of [[MILF|herself]] who is a megalomaniacal galactic genocidal bitch queen. <s>One of the only two likeable Moar Trolls.</s>
[[Faggots|Cherubs]]:
*'''<span style="color:red">Caliborn</span>/<span style="color:#2ed73a">Calliope</span>''': Some sort of [[asexual]] green anal hair.  He/She share the same body.  This thing represents the Homestuck fandom. Calliope is a whiny fangirl bitch, while Caliborn is a dUmb angry fag who later becomes a giant goddamn demon asshole.
The gigantic prick of an author:
*'''Andrew''': The other [[Mr. Hands]]. Faps to his own characters and claims he [[Bestiality|will be yours if you give him a horse <s>to fuck</s>]]. For more confirmation of the author not having a life, he decided to [[Self-insert|add himself as a character]].
 
== "Shipping" ==
This is the only reason anyone reads this piece of cocksalad. Andjew has admitted this himself. He's even invented 3 other types of sex practices to accommodate for them. They are as follows:
 
*Kismesis (♠): Where you fuck someone you don't really like to give them STDs. Bonus points if they die.
 
*Moirail (♦): [[you|Friend Zone]]
 
*Matesprit (♥): Sex with someone who is not quite pathetic enough, deeming them as an acceptable cock sleeve for desperate losers.
 
*Auspistice(♣): Essentially a threeway with two people who couldn't do it alone without it looking too gay.
 
 
== [[1:00|What time is it?]] ==
 
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Image:A1.jpg|Bro be hardcore..
Image:Hussie_approved.jpg|Andrew approves.
Image:A2.gif|Puppet Rape, Dave's favorite
Image:huss say that to my face fogggpt.jpg| You're welcome
Image:Aa3.jpg|But where's the damn wheelChair? It gets more kinky that way...
Image:honk.png|This a rough approximation of Homestuck's [[Buttsecks|character development]].
Image:A4.png|Lolz, shes blind people
Image:662926_-_Equius_Zahhak_Homestuck_Lusus_MS_Paint_Adventures.jpg|Also, [[bestiality]].
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Image:A5.jpg|Hussie Approved
Image:585934.jpg|Also, cripple porn.
Image:A7.jpg|She proceeds to bite his head off after intercourse
Image:Milf Lalonde.png|Also, [[pedophilia]].
Image:HSwetdreams.png|What every HS fan dreams of. Still more acceptable than [[bronies]]' fantasies.
Image:Ruining anime cons.png|Anime Cons: Ruined Forever
Image:alien-mangina-vibrations.png|The average Homestuck panel.
Image:HAMSTEAK FAV ANIME.PNG|HOT TITTIES
Image:Chris chan sollux.png|[[Chris-chan|Fashion passes. Style is forever]].
Image:Hamstake.gif
Image:Hussie my true hero.jpg|The
Image:Hussssie.jpg|Jew
Image:Huss fag.jpg|Himself
Image:STAHP JAKE.png|Piss Porn
Image:Fat Vriska.png|Can't go wrong with the [[fat]] [[fetish]]!
Image:HOMESTUCK GAYPON.gif|EVERYTHING IN A NUTSHELL
Image:Munchies.gif|Promoting [[McDonald's|healthy eating]].
Image:JAKE STAHP2.png|[[Team Fortress 2|JARATE!]]
Image:Terezi Lick.jpg
Image:HmamSTEAK INCEST.jpg
Image:Homedt DAVE.jpg
Image:Jane the Titty Monster.png|[[Titty Monster]].
Image:Hamstake yaoi.gif
Image:Ram Jam.png
Image:Ham jake sadnwich.png|LOOK @ JAKE EAT THAT WHOLE SANDWICH HE’S GETTING MAYO ALL OVER HIS FACE WOW HE MUST BE HUNGRY
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*[http://www.mspaintadventures.com The terribly formatted homepage]
*[http://www.mspaintadventures.com The terribly formatted homepage]
*[http://www.mspaforums.com/ Pirates be warned, trolls be here]
*[http://www.mspaforums.com/ This is where most of the aspies wander]
 
*[http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/ Another shitty wiki full of aspies. Go ahead, just look]
*[http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/User:Per_Ankh  Aspie proof source]


== See Also ==
== See Also ==
*[[Webcomics]]
*[[Webcomics]]
*[[Shit]]
*[[Fandom]] (Currently not on the Top Ten Worst Fandoms list)
*[[Haters Gonna Hate]]
*[[My Little Pony]], one of the things worse than MSPaint Adventures.
*[[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff]]
*[[Newgrounds]] - on 10/25/11, Hussie uploaded a flash file on to Newgrounds. Cue his [[Fangirl|fangirls]] [[DoS|driving up the site traffic]] so much [[Epic Win|that Newgrounds crashed.]]
*[[TL;DR]]
*[[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff]], one of the actually decent things Andjew pissed out of his narrow urethra.
*[[Tumblr]] Where the majority of fans are.
*[[Undertale]], a [[furry]] game made by a guy who did music for homestuck
*[[Homestar Runner]], a fandom that Homestuck often confused with. (Do you not fucking read the name of the Cartoon your refering to)


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MSPaint Adventures looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys.
Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery.
You could also add in actual humor.


   
 
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Update april 13th 2016


Microsoft Paint Adventures is some interactive flash comic or some bullshit thing like that, disguised as the atrocity that is the webcomic medium, which as we all know, is the most fucking terrible kind of medium. It involves various stories involving aliens, weird plots that are beyond confusing (not to mention poorly written), underage kids in sexual relations, and crazy-ass fans. Yet, this manages to be one of the only good webcomics on the interbutts. The author, Andrew Hussie, is a Jew who lives off of donations and the shitty products that he sells, such as weird-ass designs for T-shirts, MIDI music, and other convoluted methods of cocksuckery.


Hussie revealing his love for the cock.
What Andrew actually produces.
A rather accurate portrayal of Homestuck fans.
Well developed Characters Hussie, your writing transcends the heavens.

Bard Quest and Jailbreak

In these two pieces of shit nobody cares about, an unnamed man attempts to escape from a prison cell. Neither of these stories were finished, and reflect Hussie's lazy ass work ethic. But if they were finished, they would reveal Hussie's collection of sick shit. The only reason he couldn't continue his smut further was because he realized he couldn't get more jew gold without sucking the fans pork-lances any harder. Thankfully, thanks to the efforts of Tim Buckley, "Choose Your Own Adventure" comics were made much, much worse. Not that he is original or anything.

Problem Sleuth

Problem Sleuth is the story of some detective dude and his two buddies, Lord Douche and Captain Caveman. It starts with them in their room jacking off to the scenery (bullshit backgrounds Hussie's fans drew). Eventually they get out and other stupid shit happens. They go to a bunch of places that aren't notable and solve puzzles too obscure for your Webster dictionary to comprehend. Eventually they fight the Demon Orgy CockDick, because he's all up in their shit, waving his junk around. They get pissed, other stuff happens, and it all ends in shit nobody understands or cares for. An incoherent storyline, abysmal art, and frequent meaningless walls of text combine to make this abcess of a webcomic unbearable; however, it's still better than Homestuck.

Homestuck

Homosuck is an anime about four autistic NEETs who decide to do heroin together for the first time, in a story taking inspiration from professional wrestling, furry porn, and 1940s war propaganda serials as it explores autocannibalism practicioner Andrew Hussie's erotic feelings towards horses, cripples, albinos, and small children. The story is segmented into eighty-seven cantos, each invoking the motif of sexual awakening within one of the author's spirit animals.

Faggotslurp has attracted a large and |fanatical following of nihilistic underaged trannysexuals among whom pozzing is a common initiation ritual. Other activities practiced at meetups include bile drinking as well as communal piss-downs. Initiates commonly dress as the story's whimsical "trolls", a race of insectile rapists with orange dicks growing out of their heads.

Trannyguzzle commonly features over nine thousand words per panel, and, uniquely among webcomics, intermittent malaysian throat-singing sequences summarizing the events thus far, with competing fandom subcommunities frantically working to translate and interpret the messages.

The first 100+ pages read like Zork: The Webcomic. The next 1000 pages of plot introduce some kids named John, Rose, and Dave. Suddenly, as if it were unplanned and the author realized that nothing had actually happened yet, a meteor comes and the world ends. No one seems to notice, most likely because the collective IQ of the group is about the same as the average reader's. Some way through this, Dave starts feeling sexually confused by a bunch of homoerotic puppets that his brother made. His confusion soon comes to an end. Luckily, anal rape is an everyday occurrence in his household, so you don't have to worry about the comic ending there.

After that, John enters the realm of a flying spaghetti monster and proceeds to pissrape some monsters. Later he randomly dies, BUT DON'T WORRY, THAT WAS JUST AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE. Dave can now travel through time or something because future Dave gave past Dave magic floating turntables which only exist because future Dave got them from future future Dave when he was past Dave, which is present Dave now. Andrew calls it "weird time shit", which is retardese for Deus Ex Machina. The fourth main character is finally introduced, after over $400,000 of shit art. And guess what? She's a furry.

Later it's revealed that John is a fuck-clone of himself and his friends made with green ghost semen. No need to elaborate on this. (Note: this is actually part of the official canon.) Ater meeting a bunch of aliens that everyone jizzes their pants over, the kids hitch a ride on a meteor with a one way ticket to Chuck E. Cheese's.

Trolls are the main draw to Homestuck, as there are 12 of them and they are "naturally bisexual". This leads fans to assume that they'll fuck anything that moves, just as the fans themselves will FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES. Hussie, realizing his mistake, decides to reset the comic for presumed "lulz," but the lulz are missing because they got mugged by a black guy.

But wait, there's more! In a stunning twist, Hussie decides to kill fucking everyone for no reason, making all his fans flip the fuck out. Yes, he managed to troll his fan base. Yes, there were some lulz. No, it does not mean the fanbase wised up and stopped being lolcows.

But they weren't dead, because of alternate timeline/Deus Ex Machina bullshit, and then he introduces more characters, repeating the process infinitely.

In all actuality, he's going to keep pandering to the "homies" and put more ":B" faces everywhere. A video game is coming out in 2014 2015 2016, thanks to the efforts of the owner of the world's largest Jew Gold refinery.

The epilogues

This shitshow of a webcomic continues on the epiloges, these are not even drawn anymore and hussie relegated the writing to some random azn and a SJW cunt (ctset and Cephied_Variable respectively) the resulting thing being a steaming pile of shit that not even the most obsessed fantards are willing to eat. The epilogue is divided in two paths, "meat" and "candy" one is canon and the other is not but it doesnt even matter at this point.

Prologue of the "meat" path

  • Treated by Rose, John and Calliope as the "canon" path where John chooses to fight Lord English.
  • John goes back to canon and steals a ring of life from Aranea Serket right after she is revived, then gather the kids to fight Caliborn as it happened in the masterpiece.
  • Vriska is wounded by falling shards of reality and falls into the black hole before seeing the juju in action.
  • The juju unloads the beta kids, which fight Lord English along with the ghost army. English gets struck by the Caledfwlch and is thrown into the black hole along with Davepeta. John gets badly wounded from the fight, but sees himself as the only survivor.
  • Drifting in the abyss, John finds his Dad's wallet and later, Meenah. She steals John's ring of life and is brought to the Candy timeline.
  • John and Terezi discover each other in the furthest ring. Together, they set off into the abyss to search for more survivors. John discovers his Dad's car in steady orbit around the black hole, and they use it as a transportation vessel to scour the void. Eventually, Terezi dislodges Lord English's tooth from John's abdomen, and the two have sex in the back of the car. Terezi gives up looking for Vriska and John brings them back to Earth C, but he doesn't make much further and dies from "cherub poison", a condition Jane could not heal.
  • Meanwhile Dirk, in the "Candy" path of the Epilogue, committed suicide and in doing so unlocked what has been referred to as powers of "Ultimate Self" that allowed him to take over the story-telling of Homestuck itself, turning the very words of the narrator in the "Meat" path orange while Alternate Calliope battles him for control of the story-telling narrative with her respective red text.
  • Power beyond God Tier, known as Ultimate Self, is revealed to exist in the Homestuck universe.
  • Karkat is convinced to run for Earth C's presidency against Jane but loses by a landslide due to Dirk's manipulations on the events.
  • Roxy and Calliope transition, Calliope using they/them pronouns, while Roxy used they/them at first, but soon used he/him pronouns because Calliope is fucking retarded.
  • Jade is possessed by Alternate Calliope and gains control of the narrative in this path. Dirk shoots a tranquilizer at Jade's body before she can interfere further. After waking up, Jade warns the others Dirk has to be stopped, but he already fled from Earth.
  • Dave kisses Karkat under Dirk's attemped influence, "canonizing" their relationship.
  • Ends with Alternate Calliope, while wielding Jade's body, consuming Lord English's entire body in a revolting act of vore. Aradia, Calliope, and Dave who has by this point turned into Davebot, proceed to leave this universe for a higher plane of existence. This ending while technically indicated by the URL to be in the "Meat" path, is actually the ending to the "Candy" path.

Confused? me too.

Homestuck^2

And seems like Hussie isn´t done milking the rotting cow that is his webcomic and made a continuation, FROM THE MOST FUCKING IDIOTIC EPILOGUE, at this point everyone is done with this bullshit, somehow Hussie thinks that pointing out that candy was idiotic in the epilogues invalidated all criticism with the last updates. The entire point of candy in the epilogue was that it was shoe on the head retarded and it didn´t excuse anything, making something that´s bad on purpouse is still bad and continually making something that is crap and deflecting criticism by saying that its supposed to be bad is the final sign that Hussie and his troupe of retarded writers are so far up their own asses that they think doing this is original.

The continuation pretty much resembles the epilogue in it´s non-existent quality.

The Homestuck Adventure game

Andrew, being the jew he is, decided to cash in on his shitty comic even more by creating HIVESWAP, a point and click adventure game designed to be a somewhat prequel to the comic. The game was supposed to be in 3d but was cut down to a 2d artstyle because The Odd Gentlemen stole all their money in an attempt to make their own game with said money. The game that ended up being released was the first of four acts that was little over 2 hours long so that you couldn't refund, and costed eight fucking dollars. In a panic about what to do for the second act, Andrew created Hiveswap Friendim. A series of Visual Novel games that was $1 on launch, and had 18 "necessary" dlc's that were needed to play the whole story and now its getting a sequel that his being monthly updated. The second act was meant to release in summer of 2018, however it never actually came out.

Nevermind all that in october 2020 HIVESWAP act 2 was released to pretty much quench the thirst of the fans for more content, act 3 is being worked on as you read this article, the second act is just as easy as the last act (if you aren´t a fucking brainlet that cant solve a kids puzzle).

How To Become Part of the Fandom

1. Go to the site.

2. Skip to Act 5.

3. Question marks.

4. Profit like a Wal-Mart in a white trash community.

Insane Asylum Rantings


   
 
Just keep your hands off my page, and all other user's pages as well, please. It is against proper wiki etiquitte (sp?) to edit another user's page without their permission. It's a good way to get blocked. Thank you and have a pleasant evening.
 

 
 

—experimentalDeity 03:03, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

   
 
A) I already know I have Asperger's syndrome. Ihank you for stating the obvious, Captain!
 

 
 

—experimentalDeity 03:23, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

   
 
Also, I was complaining, not whining.
 

 
 

—experimentalDeity 03:26, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

   
 
Wait fuck you really have Aspergers. *not sure if sarcastic response or just reality*
 

 
 

—I am the wizard its me! 03:36, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

   
 
Yes, I have Aspergers. Why are we freaking about this? No biggie!
 

 
 

—experimentalDeity 03:41, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

   
 
Did not expect that. Ok back to buisness.
 

 
 

—I am the wizard its me! 03:45, April 9, 2012 (UTC)


Dating Service

The autistic fucks that actually enjoy this complicated shit have decided to open up a dating service for people in their fandom. It's filled with a bunch of 13 year old boys and 16 year old girls. You can find the virgins and their profiles here. baleeted.

Characters of Homestuck

For some reason, Andjew decided to color-code his ridiculously two-dimensional characters so his fangirls could tell them apart.

The Children:

The Moar Children:

The DevilsTrolls:

The Moar Trolls:

Cherubs:

  • Caliborn/Calliope: Some sort of asexual green anal hair. He/She share the same body. This thing represents the Homestuck fandom. Calliope is a whiny fangirl bitch, while Caliborn is a dUmb angry fag who later becomes a giant goddamn demon asshole.

The gigantic prick of an author:

"Shipping"

This is the only reason anyone reads this piece of cocksalad. Andjew has admitted this himself. He's even invented 3 other types of sex practices to accommodate for them. They are as follows:

  • Kismesis (♠): Where you fuck someone you don't really like to give them STDs. Bonus points if they die.
  • Matesprit (♥): Sex with someone who is not quite pathetic enough, deeming them as an acceptable cock sleeve for desperate losers.
  • Auspistice(♣): Essentially a threeway with two people who couldn't do it alone without it looking too gay.


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