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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 20, 2000 ({{age|2000|9|20}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|7 frags, 31 injured}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close.}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Caught by cops}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, v& for 2,400 years}}
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'''Robert “Bobby” Crimo the III'''{{jew}} (also known as '''Awake The Rapper''') is a pasty [[Spic|Mexican]]-[[Jew]] who tried to get a [[high score]] on [[July 4]], [[2022]], in the suburbs of Chicago. Going [[Stephen Paddock|Paddock-style]] from a roof, he tried his best to gun down as many [[Jews]] as he could; but his skinny body suffered from severe recoil bruises, forcing his ass to retreat. Despite Crimo [https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-illinois-shooter-wore-womens-clothing-to-blend-in-with-crowd-after-massacre disguising himself as a tranny] to aid in his escape, [[Fail|the police found and arrested him]].
'''Robert Eugene Crimo III'''{{jew}} (a.k.a. '''Awake The Rapper''') is a pasty [[Spic|Mexican]]-[[Jew]] who tried to get a [[high score]] on [[July 4]], [[2022]], in the suburbs of Chicago. Going [[Stephen Paddock|Paddock-style]] from a roof, he tried his best to gun down as many [[Jews]] as he could; but his skinny body suffered from severe recoil bruises, forcing his ass to retreat. Despite Crimo [https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-illinois-shooter-wore-womens-clothing-to-blend-in-with-crowd-after-massacre disguising himself as a tranny] to aid in his escape, [[Fail|the police found and arrested him]].


Bobby appears to be your average [[emo]] [[Lil Peep]] [[Soundcloud]] rapper clone, but don’t be mistaken. This faggot meticulously planned his shitty attempt at going postal for months, posting a lot of cryptic shit on his now-deleted [[YouTube|JewTube]] channel. Somehow going under the radar of the [[Party Van]], he pretty much admitted to what he was going to do under the guise of being an edgy “[[lie|project]].”
Bobby appears to be your average [[emo]] [[Lil Peep]] [[Soundcloud]] rapper clone, but don’t be mistaken. This faggot meticulously planned his shitty attempt at going postal for months, posting a lot of cryptic shit on his now-deleted [[YouTube|JewTube]] channel. Somehow going under the radar of the [[Party Van]], he pretty much admitted to what he was going to do under the guise of being an edgy “[[lie|project]].”


==The events==
__TOC__{{clear}}
On the [[July 4|Fourth of July]], [[2022]], the autist climbed to the top of a roof then started to fire bullets, only barely managing to hit them because this faggot [[truth|couldn’t even lift 50 pounds if he tried]]. Scoring about six frags, he climbed down and drove off in his Honda; only to be found by [[cops|Chicago piggers]] later.
{{Killers}}{{clear}}


After the news broke out, most people thought this was yet another shooting by [[niggers]], only to be [[Prove me wrong|proven wrong]]. It turned out the shooter was a [[Spic|Mexican]] [[wigger]] who uploaded a ton of cryptic shit on his [[JewTube]] channel hinting at the shooting, as well as writing a manifesto that is yet to be decrypted (Update: he has a book on [[Amazon]] in hexadecimal, so we will soon know why he tried to become [[an hero]]).
==The shooting==
On the [[July 4|Fourth of July]], [[2022]], the autist climbed to the top of a roof then started to fire bullets, only barely managing to hit them because this faggot [[truth|couldn’t even lift 50 pounds if he tried]]. Scoring seven frags, he climbed down and drove off in his Honda; only to be found by [[cops|Chicago piggers]] later.
 
After the news broke out, most people thought the shooting was done by [[niggers]]; only to be [[Prove me wrong|proven wrong]]. It turned out the shooter was a [[Spic|Mexican]] [[wigger]] who uploaded a ton of cryptic shit on his [[JewTube]] channel hinting at the shooting, as well as writing a manifesto that is yet to be decrypted (Update: he has a book on [[Amazon]] in hexadecimal, so we will soon know why he tried to become [[an hero]]).


==Where ''were'' the lol enforcement officers here?==
==Where ''were'' the lol enforcement officers here?==
Apparently this faggot was under the thumb of the feds for a good amount of time, but for some reason that didn't stop this Mexikike from buying an AR-15. [[Nikolas Cruz|Sounds]] [[Payton Gendron|familiar]]?


Apparently this faggot was under the thumb of the feds for a good amount of time, but that for some reason didn't stop this Mexikike from buying an AR-15! [[Nikolas Cruz|Sound]] [[Payton Gendron|familiar]]?
Either the feds were too busy shooting niggers and eating donuts to notice that someone on their glownigger watchlist was able to buy an AR-15, or they gave him the gun and told him to just spam shit like a faggot and to wreak havoc like Paddock.
 
Either the feds were too busy beating niggers and eating donuts to notice that someone on their glownigger watchlist was able to buy an AR-15, or they gave him the gun and told him to just spam shit like a faggot and to wreak havoc like Paddock.


==Loadout==
==Loadout==
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!Accessories/Bonus
!Accessories/Bonus
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|*'''Primary''': AR-15
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*'''Primary''': AR-15
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsM4Rifle.png|140px]]</center>
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsM4Rifle.png|140px]]</center>
|A favorite among [[aspergers|autists]]. Good for pretty much anything really, though may have some kickback if you weigh 90 pounds. '''25~30 Damage.'''
|A favorite among [[aspergers|autists]]. Good for pretty much anything really, though may have some kickback if you weigh 90 pounds. '''25~30 Damage.'''
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|*'''Perk''': Sad boy  
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*'''Perk''': [[Emo|Sad boy]]
<center>[[Image:Sadboy Bart.png|140px]]</center>
<center>[[Image:Sadboy Bart.png|140px]]</center>
|Aesthetic used in his cRap career. '''(+25 An Hero speed)'''
|Aesthetic used in his cRap career. '''(+25 An Hero speed)'''
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== Graded Score ==
== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore
{{GradedScore|7|Pretty embarrassing and couldn’t even aim anyway|10|Somehow managed to hit 55 people, though he [[fail|couldn’t even kill half of them]]|16|Tried to do it like [[Stephen Paddock]], and also tried to disguise himself as a [[tranny]] while running away from the cops.|10|Media will push gun control bullshit again, even though guns are pretty much illegal in Chicago|15|Planned his manifesto for years, yet to be decrypted|58|D-|Accelerate!}}
|7|Pretty embarrassing and couldn’t even aim anyway|10|Somehow managed to hit about 40 people, though [[fail|couldn’t even kill half of them]].|16|Tried to do it like [[Stephen Paddock]], and also tried to disguise himself as a [[tranny]] while running away from the cops.|10|Media will push gun control bullshit again even though guns are pretty much illegal in Chicago.|15|Planned his manifesto for years, yet to be decrypted.|58|D-|Accelerate!}}


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File:CrimoBRBParade.png|[[brb, soup|brb, parade]]
File:crimoCommie.jpg|Commie scum
File:crimoCommie.jpg|Commie scum
File:CrimoTrumpFlag.png|[[LOLWUT]]
File:CrimoTrumpFlag.png|[[LOLWUT]]
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File:Where's Crimo.png|[[LOLWUT]] (2)
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File:Not an hero yet.png|[[No|You definitely pass bud]]
File:CrimoArrested.png|[[GTA|BUSTED]]
File:CrimoMugshot.png|Crimo, moments before getting [[buttrape]]d
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[[File:AE186038-3DBC-4C5F-ABB9-CE6D7D8B81F8.jpeg|thumb|none]] HIS CAWCK LUL
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}}


==Videos==
==Videos==
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
===[[Music|Music videos]]===
|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #D3D3D3;|font-weight: bold;
{{center|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #D3D3D3;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Awake_the_Rapper_-_Out_of_this_World.mp4|600px]]<br /><center>'''You sucked as a rapper, you sucked harder as a mass shooter.'''</center>
|[[File:Awake_the_Rapper_-_Out_of_this_World.mp4|640x360px]]<br /><center>'''You sucked as a rapper, you sucked harder as a mass shooter.'''</center>
|<youtube>IKHLB1b5jkc</youtube><br /><center>'''Game footage as captured by a spectator.'''</center>
|[[File:Awake The Rapper - On My Mind.mp4|640x360px]]<br /><center>'''Another emo music video. The [[Batshit insane|real fun]] starts at 2:27.'''</center>
|<youtube>TsfBczc7bS0</youtube><br /><center>'''[[Omar Mateen|Get]] [[Nikolas Cruz|used]] [[Payton Gendron|to]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Boulder_shooting hearing that]. Also, look at that nose.'''</center>
|[[File:Awake The Rapper - Toy Soldier.mp4|640x360px]]<br /><center>'''Another one of his emo music videos, this time made with [[MS Paint]].'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#D3D3D3}}
}}|border=#000000|background=#D3D3D3}}}}
|}


[[Parasite|They]] already knew [[Holocaust|what was going to happen.]]
===[[Shit nobody cares about|Other stuff]]===
{{center|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #D3D3D3;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Awake The Rapper - Sleepwalker.mp4|640x360px]]<br /><center>'''A video he made shortly before the event, describing himself as a "sleepwalker".'''</center>
|[[File:Awake The Rapper - 8068_DCIM.mp4|640x360px]]<br /><center>'''Him running through a corridor.'''</center>
|<youtube>IKHLB1b5jkc</youtube><center>'''Game footage as captured by a spectator.'''</center>
|<youtube>TsfBczc7bS0</youtube><center>'''[[Omar Mateen|Get]] [[Nikolas Cruz|used]] [[Payton Gendron|to]] [[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa|hearing that]]. Also, look at [[Jews|that nose]].'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#D3D3D3}}}}


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Adam Lanza]]
*[[Adam Lanza]]
*[[Chicago]]
*[[Chicago]] - Where the attack took place. Already has strict gun control laws.
*[[Daniel Larson]] - His clone.
*[[Edgy]] - Him in general.
*[[False flag]] - Groomed by [[glownigger]]s into committing a mass shooting
*[[Generation Z]]
*[[Generation Z]]
*[[Le 56% Face]]
*[[High Score]] - What he tried (and [[fail]]ed) to get
*[[Mass Shooting|Mass shooting]]
*[[Le 56% Face]] - Mexican Jew, can't get more mutted than that
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists]]
*[[Luka Magnotta|Luka Fagnotta]] - Who also desperately tried to get a Wikipedia page.
*[[Nikolas Cruz]]
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists]] - Who will inevitably use this for their own gain like the [[kike]]s they are.
*[[Mass Shooting]] - The forced meme he tried to pull off (and failed)
*[[Nikolas Cruz]] - Fellow 56er and mass shooter.
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]]
*[[Spics]]
*[[Spics]]
*[[Stephen Paddock]]
*[[Stephen Paddock]] - Who he tried to imitate. Keyword: [[Fail|TRIED]]


==External links==
==External links==
*{{Wikilink|Highland_Park_parade_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{EDF|thread|idiot-white-boy-shoots-up-chicago-parade.3939|idiot white boy shoots up chicago parade}} - [[EDF6]] thread
*{{EDF|thread|idiot-white-boy-shoots-up-chicago-parade.3939|idiot white boy shoots up chicago parade}} - [[EDF6]] thread
*<s>{{twitter|robertcrimo}} - His [[Twitter]]</s> '''B&'''
*<s>{{twitter|robertcrimo}} - His [[Twitter]]</s> '''B&''' ([https://web.archive.org/web/20220704224105/https://twitter.com/robertcrimo Archive])
*<s>{{instagram|robertcrimo}} - His [[Instagram]]</s> '''BALEETED'''
*<s>{{instagram|robertcrimo}} - His [[Instagram]]</s> '''BALEETED'''
*<s>{{ytchannel|UCWqCJGYZVu7PoJ7R9YstpaQ|His JewTube}}</s> '''B&'''
*<s>{{yt|c|UCWqCJGYZVu7PoJ7R9YstpaQ|Awake The Rapper}} - His [[YouTube|JewTube]]</s> '''B&''' ([https://web.archive.org/web/20180417225815/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWqCJGYZVu7PoJ7R9YstpaQ First Archive]) ([https://web.archive.org/web/20220704220802/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWqCJGYZVu7PoJ7R9YstpaQ Last Archive])
*[https://www.awaketherapper.com/ His website] (Archives: {{wayback|https://www.awaketherapper.com/|20220704221405|title=1}} {{archive|NLazR|2}})
*[https://www.awaketherapper.com/ His website] (Archives: {{wayback|https://www.awaketherapper.com/|20220704221405|title=1}} {{archive|NLazR|2}})
*[https://open.spotify.com/artist/1OvwFinyGWb8EyfmIbxqoO His Spotify] (Archives: {{wayback|https://open.spotify.com/artist/1OvwFinyGWb8EyfmIbxqoO|20220704215708|title=1}} {{archive|WR94Q|2}})
*[https://open.spotify.com/artist/1OvwFinyGWb8EyfmIbxqoO His Spotify] (Archives: {{wayback|https://open.spotify.com/artist/1OvwFinyGWb8EyfmIbxqoO|20220704215708|title=1}} {{archive|WR94Q|2}})
*[https://mega.nz/folder/5so0HYYQ#aJKcF8MGoAw33TfXHgZM2A Archive of his JewTube videos and several photos]
<!-- *[https://mega.nz/folder/5so0HYYQ#aJKcF8MGoAw33TfXHgZM2A Archive of his JewTube videos and several photos] -->
*[http://www.corrupt.org/archive/robert_crimo/ Image and video archive]


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Robert Crimo
Born September 20, 2000 (25 years old)
Nationality: Amerimutt  
Highscore Killed 7, injured 48
Top 50? Not even close
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No, v& for 2,400 years


Robert Eugene Crimo III (a.k.a. Awake The Rapper) is a pasty Mexican-Jew who tried to get a high score on July 4, 2022, in the suburbs of Chicago. Going Paddock-style from a roof, he tried his best to gun down as many Jews as he could; but his skinny body suffered from severe recoil bruises, forcing his ass to retreat. Despite Crimo disguising himself as a tranny to aid in his escape, the police found and arrested him.

Bobby appears to be your average emo Lil Peep Soundcloud rapper clone, but don’t be mistaken. This faggot meticulously planned his shitty attempt at going postal for months, posting a lot of cryptic shit on his now-deleted JewTube channel. Somehow going under the radar of the Party Van, he pretty much admitted to what he was going to do under the guise of being an edgy “project.”

The shooting

On the Fourth of July, 2022, the autist climbed to the top of a roof then started to fire bullets, only barely managing to hit them because this faggot couldn’t even lift 50 pounds if he tried. Scoring seven frags, he climbed down and drove off in his Honda; only to be found by Chicago piggers later.

After the news broke out, most people thought the shooting was done by niggers; only to be proven wrong. It turned out the shooter was a Mexican wigger who uploaded a ton of cryptic shit on his JewTube channel hinting at the shooting, as well as writing a manifesto that is yet to be decrypted (Update: he has a book on Amazon in hexadecimal, so we will soon know why he tried to become an hero).

Where were the lol enforcement officers here?

Apparently this faggot was under the thumb of the feds for a good amount of time, but for some reason that didn't stop this Mexikike from buying an AR-15. Sounds familiar?

Either the feds were too busy shooting niggers and eating donuts to notice that someone on their glownigger watchlist was able to buy an AR-15, or they gave him the gun and told him to just spam shit like a faggot and to wreak havoc like Paddock.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: AR-15
A favorite among autists. Good for pretty much anything really, though may have some kickback if you weigh 90 pounds. 25~30 Damage.
Aesthetic used in his cRap career. (+25 An Hero speed)

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 7/20 Pretty embarrassing and couldn’t even aim anyway
Accuracy: 10/20 Somehow managed to hit 55 people, though he couldn’t even kill half of them
Style: 16/20 Tried to do it like Stephen Paddock, and also tried to disguise himself as a tranny while running away from the cops.
Butthurt: 10/20 Media will push gun control bullshit again, even though guns are pretty much illegal in Chicago
Bonus: 15/20 Planned his manifesto for years, yet to be decrypted
Total Score: 58/100 (D-)
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Videos


You sucked as a rapper, you sucked harder as a mass shooter.

Another emo music video. The real fun starts at 2:27.

Another one of his emo music videos, this time made with MS Paint.

A video he made shortly before the event, describing himself as a "sleepwalker".
Game footage as captured by a spectator.
Get used to hearing that. Also, look at that nose.

See also

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Adam L. GoldsteinAediotAl FrankenAlan MooreAlbert EinsteinAlex HirschAlicia VikanderAliza ShvartsAmy PascalAmy SchumerAndrew BreitbartAndy KaufmanAngelina JolieAnita SarkeesianAriana GrandeAri ShaffirAyn RandBaruch GoldsteinBeastie BoysBen ShapiroBen SteinBernie GoetzBernie MadoffBernie SandersBobby KotickBourg ProductionsBrie LarsonCasey NeistatChris SavinoChuck SchumerDan HarmonDan SchneiderDaniel BenfieldDanny ElfmanDaron NefcyDavid DraimanDavid KatzDebbie SchlusselDianne FeinsteinDonald DrumpfDylan KleboldEd RendellEinsidlerEli KozinElliot RodgerEmiNetEric AbramovEthan KleinFrank MillerGeorge SorosGirlvinylGreville JannerHarvey WeinsteinHenry KissingerHenry MakowHoward SternIce PoseidonJared KnabenbauerJarlaxleArtemisJeff GoldblumJeffrey EpsteinJennifer LawrenceJerry SeinfeldJerry SpringerJesusJewWarioJoe LiebermanJohn KricfalusiJon StewartJonathan YanivJoshua Conner MoonJussie SmollettJustin RoilandKumichooKurt EichenwaldLaaiti EkenstéenLauren FaustLaura LoomerLena DunhamLinda MackLyor CohenMandoPonyMark ZuckerbergMatt StoneMaury PovichMia JaninMichael BloombergsavetheinternetMichael RichardsMichael SavageMila KunisMilo YiannopoulosMiriam LazewatskyMonica LewinskyMonica RialMosesNatalie PortmanNeil GaimanNihilistic SnakeNoam ChomskyPACKGODPamela GellerPewDiePieQuinton ReviewsRachael MacFarlaneRahm EmanuelR@ygoldRebecca SugarRob ReinerRoman PolanskiRon JeremyRupert MurdochSacha Baron CohenSam HydeSeth RogenSharon OsbourneSusan WojcickiTara StrongThe Fine BrosThe Krassenstein BrothersTim BurtonTodd GoldmanTodd HowardTony GoldmarkTrigglypuffWeevWil WheatonWoody AllenYandereDevYank Barry

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Article of the Now July 5 & 6, 2022
Preceded by
Jewnited States of Americunts
Robert Crimo Succeeded by
Boris Johnson