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'''[[Power Word|Gursimran Kaur]]''' was a [[16-year-old girl|19-year-old girl]] that was a less than [[Money|minimum wage]] paid Indian, ([[India|Dot]] not [[Injun|Feather]]), [[mexico|immigrant]] employee at the '''Mumford Road''' '''[[Jew|Halifax Walmart]]''' in [[Canada]] that was so utterly [[Retard| | '''[[Power Word|Gursimran Kaur]]''' was a [[16-year-old girl|19-year-old girl]] that was a less than [[Money|minimum wage]] paid Indian, ([[India|Dot]] not [[Injun|Feather]]), [[mexico|immigrant]] employee at the '''Mumford Road''' '''[[Jew|Halifax Walmart]]''' in [[Canada]] (coincidentally the same location as the failed [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|Halifax mass shooting plot]]) that was so utterly [[Retard|retarded]] and inept that she couldnt grasp the simplicity of opening up a door and on October 19, [[2024]], her crispy cooked [[ass]] was found in a [[Wal-Mart]] walk-in bakery oven. | ||
Many Wal-Mart employees doubt her [[Brain| | Many Wal-Mart employees doubt her [[Brain|intelligence]] because — as Wal-Mart employees had shown, that the oven could be opened from the inside. | ||
As with most dead | As with most dead immigrants, you can expect a lot of tears, [[Democrat|protests]], and threats of [[lolsuits]] claiming that an Indian [[Immigrant|wet-back's]] life, despite them [[Life|living]] lower than the country's [[Poor|minimum poverty level's]] life, will be somehow worth tens of millions of [[dollar]]s because she was going to [[College|DeVry]], was majoring in Hotel Management, and was going to make [[Boob job|something big of herself]] once she graduated. | ||
== How It Happened == | == How It Happened == | ||
[[File:Deep fried body.png|thumb|right|250px|[https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Burnt-body-of-a-female-aged-20-yrs-with-tongue-bitten-between-in-between-upper-and-lower_fig1_367162112 NOT HER RETARDS]]] | |||
While | Srsly? How does a [[Health Care Rage|healthy]], somewhat intelligent person find themselves [[Holocaust|trapped in an oven]]? | ||
While [[Alex Jones|conspiracy theories]] abound at the Halifax Wal-Mart float about, (The White zMan did it) [[Your Mom|her mother]] says that Gursimran showed up for work but after an [[Time|hour]] she noticed that Gursimran was missing. Her Mother tried to phone her, because like all girls, she was surgically attached to her [[Cell Phone|phone]]. Unable to find her, and smelling something that she found delicious, because the cow worshipper won't eat a Porter House but [[human]] meat is always on the table. | |||
Realizing that Gursimran was in the Bakery oven and the bakery staff performing what can only be described as a [[Old|classic]] 3 Stooges act, the entire bakery department ran around with their heads up their [[Ass]]es trying to figure out if the oven can be turned off. | Realizing that Gursimran was in the Bakery oven and the bakery staff performing what can only be described as a [[Old|classic]] 3 Stooges act, the entire bakery department ran around with their heads up their [[Ass]]es trying to figure out if the oven can be turned off. | ||
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{{Dying_Alone}} | {{Dying_Alone}} | ||
Latest revision as of 19:39, 18 March 2025
Gursimran Kaur was a 19-year-old girl that was a less than minimum wage paid Indian, (Dot not Feather), immigrant employee at the Mumford Road Halifax Walmart in Canada (coincidentally the same location as the failed Halifax mass shooting plot) that was so utterly retarded and inept that she couldnt grasp the simplicity of opening up a door and on October 19, 2024, her crispy cooked ass was found in a Wal-Mart walk-in bakery oven.
Many Wal-Mart employees doubt her intelligence because — as Wal-Mart employees had shown, that the oven could be opened from the inside.
As with most dead immigrants, you can expect a lot of tears, protests, and threats of lolsuits claiming that an Indian wet-back's life, despite them living lower than the country's minimum poverty level's life, will be somehow worth tens of millions of dollars because she was going to DeVry, was majoring in Hotel Management, and was going to make something big of herself once she graduated.
How It Happened
Srsly? How does a healthy, somewhat intelligent person find themselves trapped in an oven?
While conspiracy theories abound at the Halifax Wal-Mart float about, (The White zMan did it) her mother says that Gursimran showed up for work but after an hour she noticed that Gursimran was missing. Her Mother tried to phone her, because like all girls, she was surgically attached to her phone. Unable to find her, and smelling something that she found delicious, because the cow worshipper won't eat a Porter House but human meat is always on the table.
Realizing that Gursimran was in the Bakery oven and the bakery staff performing what can only be described as a classic 3 Stooges act, the entire bakery department ran around with their heads up their Asses trying to figure out if the oven can be turned off.
With Gursimran trapped in the Bakery oven, the moronic Wal-Mart Bakery Department Further extended Gursimran's cooking time until they finally figured out how to shut off the oven in an emergency when they looked near the oven door and found that BIG RED EMEGENCY BUTTON beside the oven door that all modern machines and equipment are required to have.
Finally figuring out how to turn off the oven, by using the Big Red Button, the Indians in the bakery department laid her on the ground to let her meat rest before they'd dig in. But they wouldn't get to have their picnic because the EMTs showed up soon after Gursimran was taken from the oven.
Most Likely having to wait 3 or 4 hours for the coroner to show up, it was a Sunday, and officially state what the EMTs and everyone already knew, "This Burnt Bitch is dead"
Finale
A Halifax Wal-Mart manager has shown that if a person finds themselves in a walk in oven that they are capable of getting out after a manager, using the same oven, had the doors closed on him and was capable of an egress.
So far Gursimran's death has been good for her family because, after starting a Go Fund Me, a week after her death, the whining hippies that have credit cards and a dire need for an organization to give $50 dollars to, Gursimran's family has collected over $140,000 American dollars, in the first week after her death. They claim the funds will be used to bring their family to Canada 🇨🇦 for Gursimran's funeral and have no plans of buying a rebuilt 1971 Chevy Nova Super Sport like 99% of the world would do.
On the bright side, Gursimran has probably reincarnated as a bug or a cow. We're betting on a Shih Tzu.
See Also
- She Died Like A Witch
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