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'''Microsoft Paint Adventures''' is some interactive flash comic or some bullshit thing like that, disguised as the atrocity that is the [[Webcomic| webcomic medium]], [[Some Argue|which as we all know]], is the most fucking terrible kind of medium. It involves various stories involving [[Invader Zim|aliens]], weird plots that are beyond confusing (not to mention poorly written), [[Lolicon|underage kids in sexual relations]], and crazy-ass fans. Yet, this manages to be one of the only [[shit|good]] "webcomics" on the [[Internet|interbutts]]. The author, [[Jackass|Andrew Hussie]], is a [[Jew]] who lives off of donations and the shitty products that he sells, such as weird-ass designs for T-shirts, MIDI music, and other convoluted methods of cocksuckery.   
 
'''Microsoft Paint Adventures''' is some interactive flash comic or some bullshit thing like that, disguised as the atrocity that is the [[Webcomic| webcomic medium]], [[Some Argue|which as we all know]], is the most fucking terrible kind of medium. It involves various stories involving [[Invader Zim|aliens]], weird plots that are beyond confusing (not to mention poorly written), [[Lolicon|underage kids in sexual relations]], and crazy-ass fans. Yet, this manages to be one of the only [[shit|good]] webcomics on the [[Internet|interbutts]]. The author, [[Jackass|Andrew Hussie]], is a [[Jew]] who lives off of donations and the shitty products that he sells, such as weird-ass designs for T-shirts, MIDI music, and other convoluted methods of cocksuckery.   




[[File:00123-h.gif|thumb|right|Hussie revealing his love for the [[penis|cock.]]]]
[[File:00123-h.gif|thumb|right|Hussie revealing his love for the [[penis|cock.]]]]
[[File:477092_-_Crossover_Death_Homestuck_MS_Paint_Adventures_Problem_Sleuth_Terezi_Pyrope.gif|thumb|right|What Andrew actually produces.]]
[[File:477092_-_Crossover_Death_Homestuck_MS_Paint_Adventures_Problem_Sleuth_Terezi_Pyrope.gif|thumb|right|220px|What Andrew actually produces.]]
[[File:Basement Dwellers.png|thumb|right|A rather accurate portrayal of Homestuck fans.]]
[[File:Basement Dwellers.png|thumb|right|220px|A rather accurate portrayal of Homestuck fans.]]
[[File:612900.png|thumb|right|Well developed Characters Hussie, [[Sarcasm|your writing transcends the heavens.]]]]
[[File:612900.png|thumb|right|220px|Well developed Characters Hussie, [[Sarcasm|your writing transcends the heavens.]]]]


== Bard Quest and Jailbreak ==
== Bard Quest and Jailbreak ==
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In all actuality, he's going to keep pandering to the "homies" and put more ":B" faces everywhere. A video game is coming out in <s>2014</s> <s>2015</s> 2016, thanks to the efforts of [[Bobby Kotick|the owner of the world's largest Jew Gold refinery]].
In all actuality, he's going to keep pandering to the "homies" and put more ":B" faces everywhere. A video game is coming out in <s>2014</s> <s>2015</s> 2016, thanks to the efforts of [[Bobby Kotick|the owner of the world's largest Jew Gold refinery]].
=== The epilogues ===


=== How To Become Part of the Fandom ===
This shitshow of a webcomic continues on the epiloges, these are not even drawn anymore and hussie relegated the writing to some random azn and a SJW cunt (ctset and Cephied_Variable respectively) the resulting thing being a steaming pile of shit that not even the most obsessed fantards are willing to eat. The epilogue is divided in two paths, "meat" and "candy" one is canon and the other is not but it doesnt even matter at this point.


Prologue of the "meat" path
* Treated by Rose, John and Calliope as the "canon" path where John chooses to fight Lord English.
* John goes back to canon and steals a ring of life from Aranea Serket right after she is revived, then gather the kids to fight Caliborn as it happened in the masterpiece.
* Vriska is wounded by falling shards of reality and falls into the black hole before seeing the juju in action.
* The juju unloads the beta kids, which fight Lord English along with the ghost army. English gets struck by the Caledfwlch and is thrown into the black hole along with Davepeta. John gets badly wounded from the fight, but sees himself as the only survivor.
* Drifting in the abyss, John finds his Dad's wallet and later, Meenah. She steals John's ring of life and is brought to the Candy timeline.
*John and Terezi discover each other in the furthest ring. Together, they set off into the abyss to search for more survivors. John discovers his Dad's car in steady orbit around the black hole, and they use it as a transportation vessel to scour the void. Eventually, Terezi dislodges Lord English's tooth from John's abdomen, and the two have sex in the back of the car. Terezi gives up looking for Vriska and John brings them back to Earth C, but he doesn't make much further and dies from "cherub poison", a condition Jane could not heal.
* Meanwhile Dirk, in the "Candy" path of the Epilogue, committed suicide and in doing so unlocked what has been referred to as powers of "Ultimate Self" that allowed him to take over the story-telling of Homestuck itself, turning the very words of the narrator in the "Meat" path orange while Alternate Calliope battles him for control of the story-telling narrative with her respective red text.
* Power beyond God Tier, known as Ultimate Self, is revealed to exist in the Homestuck universe.
* Karkat is convinced to run for Earth C's presidency against Jane but loses by a landslide due to Dirk's manipulations on the events.
* Roxy and Calliope transition, Calliope using they/them pronouns, while Roxy used they/them at first, but soon used he/him pronouns because Calliope is fucking retarded.
* Jade is possessed by Alternate Calliope and gains control of the narrative in this path. Dirk shoots a tranquilizer at Jade's body before she can interfere further. After waking up, Jade warns the others Dirk has to be stopped, but he already fled from Earth.
* Dave [[faggot|kisses]] Karkat under Dirk's attemped influence, "canonizing" their relationship.
* Ends with Alternate Calliope, while wielding Jade's body, consuming Lord English's entire body in a revolting act of vore. Aradia, Calliope, and Dave who has by this point turned into Davebot, proceed to leave this universe for a higher plane of existence. This ending while technically indicated by the URL to be in the "Meat" path, is actually the ending to the "Candy" path.


1. Go to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/| the site.]
Confused? me too.


2. Skip to Act 5.
===Homestuck^2===
And seems like Hussie isn´t done milking the rotting cow that is his webcomic and made a continuation, FROM THE MOST FUCKING IDIOTIC EPILOGUE, at this point everyone is done with this bullshit, somehow Hussie thinks that pointing out that candy was idiotic in the epilogues invalidated all criticism with the last updates. The entire point of candy in the epilogue was that it was shoe on the head retarded and it didn´t excuse anything, making something that´s bad on purpouse is still bad and continually making something that is crap and deflecting criticism by saying that its supposed to be bad is the final sign that Hussie and his troupe of retarded writers are so far up their own asses that they think doing this is original.


3. [[?????|Question marks]].
The continuation pretty much resembles the epilogue in it´s non-existent quality.


4. [[Profit]] like a [[Wal-Mart]] in a [[white trash]] community.
===The Homestuck Adventure game===


=== Insane Asylum Rantings ===
Andrew, being the [[jew]] he is, decided to cash in on his shitty comic even more by creating [[AIDS|HIV]]E[[transgender|SWAP]], a point and click adventure game designed to be a somewhat prequel to the comic. The game was supposed to be in 3d but was cut down to a 2d artstyle because [[King's Quest|The Odd Gentlemen]] stole all their money in an attempt [[LOLWUT|to make their own game with said money]]. The game that ended up being released was the first of four acts that was little over 2 hours long so that you couldn't refund, and costed [[bullshit|eight fucking dollars]]. In a panic about what to do for the second act, Andrew created [[Animu|Hiveswap Friendim]]. A series of Visual Novel games that was $1 on launch, and had [[EA|18 "necessary" dlc's]] that were needed to play the whole story and now its getting a sequel that his being monthly updated. The second act was meant to release in summer of 2018, however it never actually came out.
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Just keep your hands off my page, and all other user's pages as well, please. It is against proper wiki etiquitte (sp?) to edit another user's page without their permission. It's a good way to get blocked. Thank you and have a pleasant evening. - experimentalDeity 03:03, April 9, 2012 (UTC)


A) I already know I have Asperger's syndrome. Ihank you for stating the obvious, Captain! - experimentalDeity 03:23, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
Nevermind all that in october 2020 HIVESWAP act 2 was released to pretty much quench the thirst of the fans for more [[shit|content]], act 3 is being worked on as you read this article, the second act is just as easy as the last act (if you aren´t a fucking brainlet that cant solve a kids puzzle).


Also, I was complaining, not whining. - experimentalDeity 03:26, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
=== How To Become Part of the Fandom ===


Wait fuck you really have Aspergers. *not sure if sarcastic response or just reality* - I am the wizard its me! 03:36, April 9, 2012 (UTC)


Yes, I have Aspergers. Why are we freaking about this? No biggie! - experimentalDeity 03:41, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
1. Go to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ the site.]


Did not expect that. Ok back to buisness. - I am the wizard its me! 03:45, April 9, 2012 (UTC)|Typical Homestuck Fans}}</center>
2. Skip to Act 5.


3. [[?????|Question marks]].


4. [[Profit]] like a [[Wal-Mart]] in a [[white trash]] community.


=== GAIAONLINE STEALS R STUFFZ!!1!! ===
=== Insane Asylum Rantings ===
 
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<s>Also, anybody who uses [[Gaiaonline|Gaia Online]] will know about the stupid ordeal going on lately.</s> ''Seriously, who the fuck goes on gaia?'' <s>Basically, Gaia made a few knockoff Homestuck items and all of the fanboys went into rage mode. The ringleader? Hussie's white knight girlfriend.  
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[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/allowei/571614/?_gaia_t_=718]</s> ''No one'' cares about gaia, shit-butt.
|'''Just keep your hands off my page, and all other user's pages as well, please. It is against proper wiki etiquitte (sp?) to edit another user's page without their permission. It's a good way to get blocked. Thank you and have a pleasant evening.'''|experimentalDeity 03:03, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
<s>There's her OWN special little Gaiaonline account, where she can be seen wearing a "Walking Dead" tshirt, meaning she OBVIOUSLY has nothing against marketing and advertising on Gaia, that is, until her precious Hussie is involved. Then, shit hits the fan, and you have every lonely, bored neckbeard of a Homestuck fan railing so far up your ass you can taste it.</s> ''Once again, nobody gives a shit, you stupid sack of cum residue.''
|'''A) I already know I have Asperger's syndrome. Ihank you for stating the obvious, Captain!'''|experimentalDeity 03:23, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
|'''Also, I was complaining, not whining.'''|experimentalDeity 03:26, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
|'''Wait fuck you really have Aspergers. *not sure if sarcastic response or just reality*'''|I am the wizard its me! 03:36, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
|'''Yes, I have Aspergers. Why are we freaking about this? No biggie!'''|experimentalDeity 03:41, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
|'''Did not expect that. Ok back to buisness.'''|I am the wizard its me! 03:45, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
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=== Dating Service ===
=== Dating Service ===
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*<span style="color:cyan">'''Jane'''</span>: [[White|WASP]] bitch who likes [[fat|baking]]. Boring as shit, except when she flips the fuck out. Also got rejected by Jake because she's a [[faggot| fucking fat ass]].
*<span style="color:cyan">'''Jane'''</span>: [[White|WASP]] bitch who likes [[fat|baking]]. Boring as shit, except when she flips the fuck out. Also got rejected by Jake because she's a [[faggot| fucking fat ass]].
*<span style="color:fuchsia">'''Roxy'''</span>: Drunken [[GOTIS|haxxor]] who has a [[incest|dysfunctional relationship]] with her [[MILF|mother.]]  
*<span style="color:fuchsia">'''Roxy'''</span>: Drunken [[GOTIS|haxxor]] who has a [[incest|dysfunctional relationship]] with her [[MILF|mother.]]  
*<span style="color:orange">'''Dirk'''</span>: [[Gay]]. One of the few characters who manages not to fuck up every single thing they do, but [[Emo|hates himself]] anyway.
*<span style="color:orange">'''Dirk'''</span>: [[faggot]]. One of the few characters who manages not to fuck up every single thing they do, but [[Emo|hates himself]] anyway.
*<span style="color:green">'''Jake'''</span>: [[Faggot|Indiana Jones wannabe]] with a [[murder|gun kink.]] Bisexual and a complete fuckwit.
*<span style="color:green">'''Jake'''</span>: [[Faggot|Indiana Jones wannabe]] with a [[murder|gun kink.]] Bisexual and a complete fuckwit.
The <s>Devils</s>Trolls:
The <s>Devils</s>Trolls:
*<span style="color:maroon">'''Aradia'''</span>: [[sick fuck|Necrophiliac]] robot. No personality.  
*<span style="color:maroon">'''Aradia'''</span>: [[sick fuck|Necr0philiac]] r0b0t. Zer0 pers0nality.  
*<span style="color:#a15000">'''Tavros'''</span>: [[Cripple]] that speaks like a complete [[retard]] that can't correctly formulate sentences. Teaches [[autistic]] kids that [[LULZ|they can fly]].
*<span style="color:#a15000">'''Tavros'''</span>: ,[[Cripple|cRIPPLE]] THAT SPEAKS LIKE A COMPLETE [[RETARD]], THAT CAN'T CORRECTLY FORMULATE SENTENCES, AND TEACHES [[autistic|AUTISTIC]] KIDS THAT [[LULZ|THEY CAN FLY]],
*<span style="color:#a1a100">'''Sollux'''</span>: [[basement dweller|l33t haxx0r]]. [[srs bsns]] here! Has no [[shit nobody cares about|plot]] function and then dies.
*<span style="color:#a1a100">'''Sollux'''</span>: [[basement dweller|l33t haxx0r]]. [[srs bsns|2r2 b2n2]] here! Ha2 no [[shit nobody cares about|plot]] functiion and then diie2.
*<span style="color:#626262">'''Karkat'''</span>: [[short man syndrome|SMALL MAN.]] [[Goatse|LARGE ANUS]]. Self conscious about his appearance and his relationships, he's about as close to one of these pathetic fantards as it gets.
*<span style="color:#626262">'''Karkat'''</span>: [[short man syndrome|SMALL MAN.]] [[Goatse|LARGE ANUS]]. SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT HIS APPEARANCE AND HIS RELATIONSHIPS, HE'S ABOUT AS CLOSE TO ONE OF THESE PATHETIC FANTARDS AS IT GETS.
*<span style="color:#416600">'''Nepeta'''</span>: [[Furry]] who obsesses over fictional relationships between her online friends. Every Homestuck reader in one character.
*<span style="color:#416600">'''Nepeta'''</span>: :33 < [[Furry]] who obsesses over fictional relationships between her online friends. Every Homestuck reader in one character.
*<span style="color:#008141">'''Kanaya'''</span>: [[My Immortal|Lesbian Vampire.]] Hussie needed to pander to an even wider range of people. He decided that introducing the [[faggot|homosexual]] community to his "art" was a good idea, so every other little '''[[gay]]''' [[16-year-old girl|girl]] identifies with this one, due to [[unwarranted self-importance]]. Kanaya herself enjoys lipstick and fashion, and therefore is [[fail|not even a proper lesbian.]]
*<span style="color:#008141">'''Kanaya'''</span>: [[My Immortal|Lesbian Vampire.]] Hussie Needed To Pander To An Even Wider Range Of People. He Decided That Introducing The [[faggot|Homosexual]] Community To His "Art" Was A Good Idea, So Every Other Little '''[[Gay]]''' [[16-year-old girl|Girl]] Identifies With This One, Due To [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]. Kanaya Herself Enjoys Lipstick And Fashion, And Therefore Is [[fail|Not Even A Proper Lesbian.]]
*<span style="color:teal">'''Terezi'''</span>: [[No one|Who cares?]] [[what|Can see through smell after her eyes were BURNED BY THE SUN.]] Choice ass.
*<span style="color:teal">'''Terezi'''</span>: [[No one|WHO C4R3S?]] [[what|C4N S33 THROUGH SM3LL 4FT3R H3R 3Y3S W3R3 BURN3D BY TH3 SUN.]] CHO1C3 4SS.
*<span style="color:#005682">'''Vriska'''</span>: [[GOTIS]]. Telepathic psycho bitch who killed her friends. Nobody seems to be bothered by her doing this.  
*<span style="color:#005682">'''Vriska'''</span>: [[GOTIS]]. Telepathic psycho 8itch who killed her friends. No8ody seems to 8e 8othered 8y her doing this.  
*<span style="color:darkblue">'''Equius'''</span>: [[Mr. Hands]].
*<span style="color:darkblue">'''Equius'''</span>: D --> [[Mr. Hands]].
*<span style="color:indigo">'''Gamzee'''</span>: [[Juggalo]]. Kills everybody. Intentionally helps magical fuck puppet ressurect main bad guy and doom the universe. Isn't reprimanded for this by anyone.
*<span style="color:indigo">'''Gamzee'''</span>: [[juggalo]]. KILLS EVERBODY. intentionally helps magical fuck puppet resurrect main bad guy and doom the universe. IS TRAPPED IN A FRIDGE TO ATONE FOR HIS SINS.
*<span style="color:purple">'''Eridan'''</span>: [[hipster|Hipster faggot]] who [[failure|can't do anything right]]. Harry Potter obsessive who [[epic fail|tries to wreck shit but is then sawn in half by some lesbian.]]
*<span style="color:purple">'''Eridan'''</span>: [[hipster|Hipster faggot]] wwho [[failure|can't do anything right]]. Harry Potter obsessivve wwho [[epic fail|tries to wwreck shit but is then sawwn in half by some lesbian.]]
*<span style="color:#77003C">'''Feferi'''</span>: [[shit nobody cares about|Once again, who really gives a shit]]? The Royal Whore who stuffs fish up her butt and has no plot relevance at all.
*<span style="color:#77003C">'''Feferi'''</span>: [[shit nobody cares about|Once again, w)(o really gives a s)(it]]? T)(e Royal W)(ore w)(o stuffs fis)( up )(er butt and )(as no plot relevance at all.
The [[Moar]] Trolls:
The [[Moar]] Trolls:
*<span style="color:red">'''Kankri'''</span>: [[White Knight]]. The epitome of a [[SJW|social justice blogger]]. [[Truth|Everyone in the omniverse is currently trying to get a restraining order against this asshole]].
*<span style="color:red">'''Kankri'''</span>: [[White Knight]]. The epit9me of a [[SJW|social justice 6l9gger]]. [[Truth|Every9ne in the 9mniverse is currently trying t9 get a restraining 9rder against this assh9le]].
*<span style="color:maroon">'''Damara'''</span>: [[Weeaboo]]. [[DO NOT WANT|Gives extremely sexual commentary in bad Japanese to anybody she meets.]]
*<span style="color:maroon">'''Damara'''</span>: [[Weeaboo]]. [[DO NOT WANT|Gives extremely sexual commentary in bad Japanese to anybody she meets.]]
*<span style="color:#a15000">'''Rufioh'''</span>: The troll equivalent of Dante Basco. Tries to save the world by being into [[bestiality]].
*<span style="color:#a15000">'''Rufioh'''</span>: The troll equ1valent of Dante Basco. Tr1es to save the world by be1ng 1nto [[bestiality|best1al1ty]].
*<span style="color:#a1a100">'''Mituna'''</span>: [[Retard]], former psychic. Died in a marching accident.
*<span style="color:#a1a100">'''Mituna'''</span>: [[RETARD|R3T4RD]], F0RM3R P57CH1C. D13D 1N 4 M4RCH1NG 4CC1D3N7.
*<span style="color:#416600">'''Meulin'''</span>: Deaf nekogirl who takes horns up her ass from her clearly insane and evil boyfriend.
*<span style="color:#416600">'''Meulin'''</span>: (=T I T=) DEAF NEKOGIRL WHO TAKES HORNS UP HER ASS FROM HER CLEARLY INSANE AND EVIL BOYFRIEND.
*<span style="color:#008141">'''Porrim'''</span>: [[Tits or GTFO]]. Giant whore who has spent most of eternity getting [[Buttsecks|her ass pounded]] by [[Cthulhu]].
*<span style="color:#008141">'''Porrim'''</span>: [[Tits or GTFO|Tits of GTFO+]]. Giant who+re who+ has spent mo+st o+f eternity getting [[Buttsecks|her ass po+unded]] by [[Cthulhu]].
*<span style="color:teal">'''Latula'''</span>: [[Girl Gamer|guuuuurl g4m3r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] As annoying as real-life counterparts. Doesn't ever do anything of note, something Homestuck fans can relate to.
*<span style="color:teal">'''Latula'''</span>: [[Girl Gamer|guuuuurl g4m3r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] 4s 4nnoy1ng 4s r34l-l1f3 count3rp4rts. Do3sn't 3v3r do 4nyth1ng of not3, som3th1ng Hom3stuck f4ns c4n r3l4t3 to.
*<span style="color:#005682">'''Aranea'''</span>: [[shit nobody cares about|Possible gigantic lesbian for Meenah]]. Talks too fucking much. <s>One of</s> the only <s>two</s> likeable Moar Trolls.
*<span style="color:#005682">'''Aranea'''</span>: [[shit nobody cares about|Possi8le gigaaaaaaaantic les8ian for Meenah]]. Talks too fucking much. 8asically the worst one.
*<span style="color:darkblue">'''Horuss'''</span>: Rufioh's [[butt buddy]].  He is the <s>Engineer</s>He's too much of a shitty character to be the [[engineer]]. Plus, he never builds any [[Prosthetic Penis|Sentries]].
*<span style="color:darkblue">'''Horuss'''</span>: 8=D < Rufioh's [[butt buddy]].  He is the <s>Engineer</s>He's too much of a shitty character to be the [[engineer]]. Plus, he never builds any [[Prosthetic Penis|Sentries]].
*<span style="color:indigo">'''Kurloz'''</span>: [[STFU|Mute]]. Gay mime who is secretly in cahoots with Gamzee, an equally two-dimensional and pointless character. Only tolerable because he tries to stop the train-wreck of a comic by [[delete fucking everything|destroying the universe]].
*<span style="color:indigo">'''Kurloz'''</span>: [[STFU|Mute]]. Gay mime who is secretly in cahoots with Gamzee, an equally two-dimensional and pointless character. Only tolerable because he tries to stop the train-wreck of a comic by [[delete fucking everything|destroying the universe]].
*<span style="color:purple">'''Cronus'''</span>: Ice-less version of the [[Adventure Time|Ice King]]. No one loves him because he's a [[pedophile]] and <s>looks like</s> a faggot.
*<span style="color:purple">'''Cronus'''</span>: Ice-less vwersion of the [[Adventure Time|Ice King]]. No one lovwes him because he's a [[pedophile]] and <s>looks like</s> a faggot.
*<span style="color:#77003C">'''Meenah'''</span>: [[bitch|A psycho]]. Generally bitchy to everybody, and idolises the alternate version of [[MILF|herself]] who is a megalomaniacal galactic genocidal bitch queen. <s>One of the only two likeable Moar Trolls.</s>
*<span style="color:#77003C">'''Meenah'''</span>: [[bitch|A psycho]]. Generally bitchy to everybody, and idolises the alternate version of [[MILF|herself]] who is a megalomaniacal galactic genocidal bitch queen. <s>One of the only two likeable Moar Trolls.</s>
[[Faggots|Cherubs]]:
[[Faggots|Cherubs]]:
*'''<span style="color:red">Caliborn</span>/<span style="color:#2ed73a">Calliope</span>''': Some sort of [[asexual]] green anal hair.  He/She share the same body.  This thing represents the Homestuck fandom. Calliope is a whiny fangirl bitch, while Caliborn is a dumb angry fag who later becomes a giant goddamn demon asshole.
*'''<span style="color:red">Caliborn</span>/<span style="color:#2ed73a">Calliope</span>''': Some sort of [[asexual]] green anal hair.  He/She share the same body.  This thing represents the Homestuck fandom. Calliope is a whiny fangirl bitch, while Caliborn is a dUmb angry fag who later becomes a giant goddamn demon asshole.
The gigantic prick of an author:
The gigantic prick of an author:
*'''Andrew''': The other [[Mr. Hands]]. Faps to his own characters and claims he [[Bestiality|will be yours if you give him a horse <s>to fuck</s>]]. For more confirmation of the author not having a life, he decided to [[Self-insert|add himself as a character]].
*'''Andrew''': The other [[Mr. Hands]]. Faps to his own characters and claims he [[Bestiality|will be yours if you give him a horse <s>to fuck</s>]]. For more confirmation of the author not having a life, he decided to [[Self-insert|add himself as a character]].
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Update april 13th 2016


Microsoft Paint Adventures is some interactive flash comic or some bullshit thing like that, disguised as the atrocity that is the webcomic medium, which as we all know, is the most fucking terrible kind of medium. It involves various stories involving aliens, weird plots that are beyond confusing (not to mention poorly written), underage kids in sexual relations, and crazy-ass fans. Yet, this manages to be one of the only good webcomics on the interbutts. The author, Andrew Hussie, is a Jew who lives off of donations and the shitty products that he sells, such as weird-ass designs for T-shirts, MIDI music, and other convoluted methods of cocksuckery.


Hussie revealing his love for the cock.
What Andrew actually produces.
A rather accurate portrayal of Homestuck fans.
Well developed Characters Hussie, your writing transcends the heavens.

Bard Quest and Jailbreak

In these two pieces of shit nobody cares about, an unnamed man attempts to escape from a prison cell. Neither of these stories were finished, and reflect Hussie's lazy ass work ethic. But if they were finished, they would reveal Hussie's collection of sick shit. The only reason he couldn't continue his smut further was because he realized he couldn't get more jew gold without sucking the fans pork-lances any harder. Thankfully, thanks to the efforts of Tim Buckley, "Choose Your Own Adventure" comics were made much, much worse. Not that he is original or anything.

Problem Sleuth

Problem Sleuth is the story of some detective dude and his two buddies, Lord Douche and Captain Caveman. It starts with them in their room jacking off to the scenery (bullshit backgrounds Hussie's fans drew). Eventually they get out and other stupid shit happens. They go to a bunch of places that aren't notable and solve puzzles too obscure for your Webster dictionary to comprehend. Eventually they fight the Demon Orgy CockDick, because he's all up in their shit, waving his junk around. They get pissed, other stuff happens, and it all ends in shit nobody understands or cares for. An incoherent storyline, abysmal art, and frequent meaningless walls of text combine to make this abcess of a webcomic unbearable; however, it's still better than Homestuck.

Homestuck

Homosuck is an anime about four autistic NEETs who decide to do heroin together for the first time, in a story taking inspiration from professional wrestling, furry porn, and 1940s war propaganda serials as it explores autocannibalism practicioner Andrew Hussie's erotic feelings towards horses, cripples, albinos, and small children. The story is segmented into eighty-seven cantos, each invoking the motif of sexual awakening within one of the author's spirit animals.

Faggotslurp has attracted a large and |fanatical following of nihilistic underaged trannysexuals among whom pozzing is a common initiation ritual. Other activities practiced at meetups include bile drinking as well as communal piss-downs. Initiates commonly dress as the story's whimsical "trolls", a race of insectile rapists with orange dicks growing out of their heads.

Trannyguzzle commonly features over nine thousand words per panel, and, uniquely among webcomics, intermittent malaysian throat-singing sequences summarizing the events thus far, with competing fandom subcommunities frantically working to translate and interpret the messages.

The first 100+ pages read like Zork: The Webcomic. The next 1000 pages of plot introduce some kids named John, Rose, and Dave. Suddenly, as if it were unplanned and the author realized that nothing had actually happened yet, a meteor comes and the world ends. No one seems to notice, most likely because the collective IQ of the group is about the same as the average reader's. Some way through this, Dave starts feeling sexually confused by a bunch of homoerotic puppets that his brother made. His confusion soon comes to an end. Luckily, anal rape is an everyday occurrence in his household, so you don't have to worry about the comic ending there.

After that, John enters the realm of a flying spaghetti monster and proceeds to pissrape some monsters. Later he randomly dies, BUT DON'T WORRY, THAT WAS JUST AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE. Dave can now travel through time or something because future Dave gave past Dave magic floating turntables which only exist because future Dave got them from future future Dave when he was past Dave, which is present Dave now. Andrew calls it "weird time shit", which is retardese for Deus Ex Machina. The fourth main character is finally introduced, after over $400,000 of shit art. And guess what? She's a furry.

Later it's revealed that John is a fuck-clone of himself and his friends made with green ghost semen. No need to elaborate on this. (Note: this is actually part of the official canon.) Ater meeting a bunch of aliens that everyone jizzes their pants over, the kids hitch a ride on a meteor with a one way ticket to Chuck E. Cheese's.

Trolls are the main draw to Homestuck, as there are 12 of them and they are "naturally bisexual". This leads fans to assume that they'll fuck anything that moves, just as the fans themselves will FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES. Hussie, realizing his mistake, decides to reset the comic for presumed "lulz," but the lulz are missing because they got mugged by a black guy.

But wait, there's more! In a stunning twist, Hussie decides to kill fucking everyone for no reason, making all his fans flip the fuck out. Yes, he managed to troll his fan base. Yes, there were some lulz. No, it does not mean the fanbase wised up and stopped being lolcows.

But they weren't dead, because of alternate timeline/Deus Ex Machina bullshit, and then he introduces more characters, repeating the process infinitely.

In all actuality, he's going to keep pandering to the "homies" and put more ":B" faces everywhere. A video game is coming out in 2014 2015 2016, thanks to the efforts of the owner of the world's largest Jew Gold refinery.

The epilogues

This shitshow of a webcomic continues on the epiloges, these are not even drawn anymore and hussie relegated the writing to some random azn and a SJW cunt (ctset and Cephied_Variable respectively) the resulting thing being a steaming pile of shit that not even the most obsessed fantards are willing to eat. The epilogue is divided in two paths, "meat" and "candy" one is canon and the other is not but it doesnt even matter at this point.

Prologue of the "meat" path

  • Treated by Rose, John and Calliope as the "canon" path where John chooses to fight Lord English.
  • John goes back to canon and steals a ring of life from Aranea Serket right after she is revived, then gather the kids to fight Caliborn as it happened in the masterpiece.
  • Vriska is wounded by falling shards of reality and falls into the black hole before seeing the juju in action.
  • The juju unloads the beta kids, which fight Lord English along with the ghost army. English gets struck by the Caledfwlch and is thrown into the black hole along with Davepeta. John gets badly wounded from the fight, but sees himself as the only survivor.
  • Drifting in the abyss, John finds his Dad's wallet and later, Meenah. She steals John's ring of life and is brought to the Candy timeline.
  • John and Terezi discover each other in the furthest ring. Together, they set off into the abyss to search for more survivors. John discovers his Dad's car in steady orbit around the black hole, and they use it as a transportation vessel to scour the void. Eventually, Terezi dislodges Lord English's tooth from John's abdomen, and the two have sex in the back of the car. Terezi gives up looking for Vriska and John brings them back to Earth C, but he doesn't make much further and dies from "cherub poison", a condition Jane could not heal.
  • Meanwhile Dirk, in the "Candy" path of the Epilogue, committed suicide and in doing so unlocked what has been referred to as powers of "Ultimate Self" that allowed him to take over the story-telling of Homestuck itself, turning the very words of the narrator in the "Meat" path orange while Alternate Calliope battles him for control of the story-telling narrative with her respective red text.
  • Power beyond God Tier, known as Ultimate Self, is revealed to exist in the Homestuck universe.
  • Karkat is convinced to run for Earth C's presidency against Jane but loses by a landslide due to Dirk's manipulations on the events.
  • Roxy and Calliope transition, Calliope using they/them pronouns, while Roxy used they/them at first, but soon used he/him pronouns because Calliope is fucking retarded.
  • Jade is possessed by Alternate Calliope and gains control of the narrative in this path. Dirk shoots a tranquilizer at Jade's body before she can interfere further. After waking up, Jade warns the others Dirk has to be stopped, but he already fled from Earth.
  • Dave kisses Karkat under Dirk's attemped influence, "canonizing" their relationship.
  • Ends with Alternate Calliope, while wielding Jade's body, consuming Lord English's entire body in a revolting act of vore. Aradia, Calliope, and Dave who has by this point turned into Davebot, proceed to leave this universe for a higher plane of existence. This ending while technically indicated by the URL to be in the "Meat" path, is actually the ending to the "Candy" path.

Confused? me too.

Homestuck^2

And seems like Hussie isn´t done milking the rotting cow that is his webcomic and made a continuation, FROM THE MOST FUCKING IDIOTIC EPILOGUE, at this point everyone is done with this bullshit, somehow Hussie thinks that pointing out that candy was idiotic in the epilogues invalidated all criticism with the last updates. The entire point of candy in the epilogue was that it was shoe on the head retarded and it didn´t excuse anything, making something that´s bad on purpouse is still bad and continually making something that is crap and deflecting criticism by saying that its supposed to be bad is the final sign that Hussie and his troupe of retarded writers are so far up their own asses that they think doing this is original.

The continuation pretty much resembles the epilogue in it´s non-existent quality.

The Homestuck Adventure game

Andrew, being the jew he is, decided to cash in on his shitty comic even more by creating HIVESWAP, a point and click adventure game designed to be a somewhat prequel to the comic. The game was supposed to be in 3d but was cut down to a 2d artstyle because The Odd Gentlemen stole all their money in an attempt to make their own game with said money. The game that ended up being released was the first of four acts that was little over 2 hours long so that you couldn't refund, and costed eight fucking dollars. In a panic about what to do for the second act, Andrew created Hiveswap Friendim. A series of Visual Novel games that was $1 on launch, and had 18 "necessary" dlc's that were needed to play the whole story and now its getting a sequel that his being monthly updated. The second act was meant to release in summer of 2018, however it never actually came out.

Nevermind all that in october 2020 HIVESWAP act 2 was released to pretty much quench the thirst of the fans for more content, act 3 is being worked on as you read this article, the second act is just as easy as the last act (if you aren´t a fucking brainlet that cant solve a kids puzzle).

How To Become Part of the Fandom

1. Go to the site.

2. Skip to Act 5.

3. Question marks.

4. Profit like a Wal-Mart in a white trash community.

Insane Asylum Rantings


   
 
Just keep your hands off my page, and all other user's pages as well, please. It is against proper wiki etiquitte (sp?) to edit another user's page without their permission. It's a good way to get blocked. Thank you and have a pleasant evening.
 

 
 

—experimentalDeity 03:03, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

   
 
A) I already know I have Asperger's syndrome. Ihank you for stating the obvious, Captain!
 

 
 

—experimentalDeity 03:23, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

   
 
Also, I was complaining, not whining.
 

 
 

—experimentalDeity 03:26, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

   
 
Wait fuck you really have Aspergers. *not sure if sarcastic response or just reality*
 

 
 

—I am the wizard its me! 03:36, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

   
 
Yes, I have Aspergers. Why are we freaking about this? No biggie!
 

 
 

—experimentalDeity 03:41, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

   
 
Did not expect that. Ok back to buisness.
 

 
 

—I am the wizard its me! 03:45, April 9, 2012 (UTC)


Dating Service

The autistic fucks that actually enjoy this complicated shit have decided to open up a dating service for people in their fandom. It's filled with a bunch of 13 year old boys and 16 year old girls. You can find the virgins and their profiles here. baleeted.

Characters of Homestuck

For some reason, Andjew decided to color-code his ridiculously two-dimensional characters so his fangirls could tell them apart.

The Children:

The Moar Children:

The DevilsTrolls:

The Moar Trolls:

Cherubs:

  • Caliborn/Calliope: Some sort of asexual green anal hair. He/She share the same body. This thing represents the Homestuck fandom. Calliope is a whiny fangirl bitch, while Caliborn is a dUmb angry fag who later becomes a giant goddamn demon asshole.

The gigantic prick of an author:

"Shipping"

This is the only reason anyone reads this piece of cocksalad. Andjew has admitted this himself. He's even invented 3 other types of sex practices to accommodate for them. They are as follows:

  • Kismesis (♠): Where you fuck someone you don't really like to give them STDs. Bonus points if they die.
  • Matesprit (♥): Sex with someone who is not quite pathetic enough, deeming them as an acceptable cock sleeve for desperate losers.
  • Auspistice(♣): Essentially a threeway with two people who couldn't do it alone without it looking too gay.


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