Glitchlov

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The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking.

You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.

This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
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Thomas Joseph Herron
Born	June 23, 2004
Nationality	Americunt
Residence	Ohio
Ethnicity	White devil
Gender	Male
Sexuality	Heterosexual
Aliases	Glitchlov_, Svalxei_, konikotakachan, Maximiliano López (the newest one), SpectraWare, UltraChaos, EmiliaFan5, ThePsion, xylo_, cydiabyte, unknownanimal265, MagicLantern234, Shermanzuki, Shermantech, SuperNovaQueen, SurrealCabaret, ShermanWare, TheWindowsFanboy5384, glitchxei
Occupation	Catfishing people

Svalxei_ also known as Glitchlov_ (Powerword: Thomas Joseph Herron) is an unwanted 20-year-old scumbag from Ohio who wastes so much time catfishing people as well as harassing others to the point he stalks others too, and begs for forgiveness and tries to get everyone to move on.

Who is this retarded scumbag?

Somewhere mysterious holds this unwanted scumbag who wastes his time catfishing people and then tries to get their forgiveness and move on, but only ends up stirring trouble for them making everything worse. He also wastes his time jerking off to his waifu, Mina from Jelly Jamm. Oh, and speaking of Mina, he wants to have to have sex with her. (FUCKING WEIRDO)

Somewhere in the dubbing community, he befriended a user named JennALT, cause she liked Jelly Jamm, and the character Mina, to the point, that he decided to stalk her on a few servers. Trying to act innocent through the situation, he set himself up for this. Claiming to be a true "Mina Fan" when in reality, he was going for an excuse to just catfish a girl he probably had a crush on.

He blocks you if you tell him to leave the internet, or ask him when will the 10 years of Jelly Jamm collab come out

Sherman's Adventures of Catfishing and more About missing Pics

Oh yes using a translator would help to speak spanish
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Glitchlov was revealed having many ytpmania alts

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Oddly enough, Sherman had an Inkbunny Account where he would draw porn of characters from Jelly Jamm and PlayKids.

Sherman has also targeted another user under the name of "Roszina Head", who Sherman also threatened to dox. All because Sherman is a stupid cunt who doesn't think about what he says because the faggot lacks the brain cell capacity to even consider.

Eventually, "Roszina Head" was doxxed twice, by revealing her email address for the world to see on Twitter, and the second time, on Roszina Head's Encyclopedia Dramatica page, made because he is a little bitch and wanted the people who didn't put up with his shit off the internet.

Final Straw

Sherman thought it was an excellent idea to dox Jenna and Roszina Head over the fact that no one won’t leave him alone. Doing so resulted in Sherman getting booted out of the communities such as YTP and YTPMV, thus also him getting banned from YTPMania for 10 years. A month later he came back to making videos and renamed his channel to Svalxei_, As of now, he's still making ytps and his brainwashed audience full of children still support him.

A couple of months later, he would eventually make an ED account here, just for the sole purpose of harassing Jenna and Roszina, and the pages themselves have yet to be deleted by the ED mods, and Sherman has since been banned off the site. Then later, he started Suicide baiting on Twitter to make people feel bad about him, Funny thing is, he didn't do it on his Shermanzuki account because he cares more about his reputation on the internet than anything else

He also uses the “quantity over quality” trope for his pages, meaning all of the pages are shitty stubs that need some serious rewriting.

He adds useless age templates to pages as filler.

Glitchlov gets B& from ED

On May 5, 2023, Sherman got butthurt over this page calling him a pedophile and blanked it. Obviously, his blanking was very quickly discovered on the edit logs and reverted; with him getting B& from ED not soon after.

A week later, he logged onto the forums and created this thread where he asked for people to stop calling him a pedophile:

**Glitchlov Sherman wants the accusations to STOP**

His reasoning? He was not a registered sex offender in his home state of Ohio, so he was NOT a pedophile. In total, he spent about 4 months BAWWWing about this article on the forums before eventually ragequitting in September of 2023.

How To Make a Shitty Attack Article Like Glitchlov

Please do not include any example pages here. Logo-induced attack articles are easy enough to find on ED, thanks to this pigfucker. What you CAN do, however, is keep an eye out for any leftover red links if/after the Attack Article is deleted.

As a lot of AEditors are already aware, this magnificent website has unfortunately been plagued with crapstub Attack Articles targeting Autistic groomers in a supposed act of internet justice. This section is not meant to be treated as a tutorial of any kind but rather as a summary of Glitchlov's process for making these shitty pages. So keep in mind, fuckface, if you make an article like this, your userpage will be spammed with shock images, and the article you made will most likely get vandalized, deleted, or ~~moved to the Attrocious Deviants Wiki in the worst-case scenario~~ LOLDEAD.

Put the "underconstruction" template at the top of the page to justify its lack of humor and incompleteness, then expect somebody else to fix it up for you since you're too lazy and braindead, or probably busy obsessing over another closing logo.
Like a complete dumbass, use the "LOLCOW" template (which is actually meant for userpages) instead of the proper "LOLCOW2" variant.
Make the page about some autistic child groomer in the Logo Editing circlejerk who got outed for their bullshit OTI.
Include phrases like "Mommy shat the groomer out her ass", "Mean-spirited cyberbully", "cries/whines/sperges over the littlest things", and/or "controversial actions" because "Fuck" words are bad, M-kay? (Some of these phrases were copy-pasted from the Keegan article.)
Add the overused "Mr._Electric_Sneeze" GIF underneath the article's side-header.
Include a long list of nobodies that are either still in the subject's circlejerk or otherwise (Bonus points if they have an article here, extra bonus if at least one of their pages is remotely funny).
Add another, more notorious fellow logocow to the aforementioned list, but say something positive or praiseful about them even if they don't deserve it. And when someone tries to remove the positivity, add it back and try to justify the fact that the logocow in question is "redeemed".
Discord screenshots are an absolute necessity. Twitter, Facebook, and other Social Medias are fine too, but Discord above all is how a sperg is gonna get outed for "the Onision crime".
A "Downfall" section with a brief summary of the long downward spiral of the subject.
And finally, if the subject has an unfunny, butthurt Google Docs page made about them, include a link to it in the "External Links" section of the article.