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Jessica Leeds
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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The story doesn't end there, however, as Jessica's utterly deplorable lies quickly set off The Cosby Effect and encouraged numerous other crazy, unrapeable, gold-diggingbitches to come to the media with equally ridiculous stories of being "sexually assaulted" by Donald Trump decades ago.
On October 12, 2016, The New York Times published a bottom-of-the-barrel shitty attack article that was written by a pair of so-called "journalists" named Michael Barbaro and Megan Twohey. The article told the stories of two women who claimed that future American president Donald J. Trump had sexually harassed and grabbed them right in the pussy at least 100 years ago.
One of the two lying bitches featured in the article was a septuagenarian hag named Jessica Leeds – a registered Democrat who claimed that The Don had forced himself on her during a plane ride in the 1980s. The other lying bitch was a pre-menopausal woman and known liar who is literally named "crooks" – Rachel Crooks.
Jessica claimed that, in the 1980s, she was riding in peasant-class an aeroplane when the stewardess suddenly asked whether she wanted a free upgrade to first-class for absolutely no reason at all. As you probably already guessed, the seat Jessica was relocated to was directly beside Donald Trump. Soon after this, Trump lifted up the armrest between the seats and began fondling Jessica's bodacious A-cups.
After 15-minutes of feeling-up Jessica's non-existent titties, Trump decided to lower his standards and move his hands down towards Jessica's smelly baby-chute. It was at this point that Jessica got up from her seat and immediately retreated to the restroom to both escape from Trump and to see what would happen if she launched her latest miscarriage out of an aeroplane toilet at 30,000 feet.
What sitting next to Trump on a plane in the 1980s would look like.
The same plane when viewed from the streets of New York.
Anderson Cooper 180°
After The New York Times' shit piece ran, Jessica decided to appear on the Clinton News Network's Anderson Cooper 360° to read her epicfanfic to the sheepy masses. Anderson Cooper of course being the same silver-hairedfudgepacker and sorry excuse for a debate moderator who accused Donald Trump of sexual assault during a nationally televised presidential debate because of the Billy Bush tapes.
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
Internet detectives soon discovered the fatal flaw in Jessica's story—and no, it wasn't the fact that she allowed Trump to grope her tits for 15-fucking minutes before getting cold feet—ARMRESTS IN 1980S PLANES DON'T LIFTOMGWTFBBQ!!111
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According to lying Jessica Leeds, as she was sitting next to Donald Trump, the armrest just “suddenly disappeared.” In reality, for it to have “disappeared,” Donald Trump would have had to stand up, stand in front of Jessica Leeds, loudly remove the bulky armrest, and then walk away to store it somewhere like an empty row.
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—Charles C. Johnson
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Trump accuser Jessica Leeds claims Trump lifted the armrest and groped her. But armrests in all 1980s planes don't lift.
Jessica Leeds says Trump molested her in 1981 on a Braniff 707. Braniff sold its last 707 in 1975. Sounds legit.
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—Hal Jordan
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Soon after this startling revelation became public knowledge in the Twittersphere, an unverified account claiming to be New York City Aviation decided to come out and attempt to earn their beloved Senator Palpatine's praise by claiming that some 1980s planes did have liftable armrests.
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Hi @KatrinaPierson, the aircraft types you mentioned all did operate into New York City.
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—NYCAviation, an un-verified Twitter account shilling for Hillary
Barbaro & 2hey Two: Electric Boogaloo
Shockingly, this was actually not the first time that libtard cuckboy Michael Barbaro and social justice cumdumpster Megan Twohey had attacked Donald Trump. Back in March, 2016, the dynamic duo had published yet another bullshit story in the New York Times entitled Crossing the Line: How Donald Trump Behaved With Women in Private.
As you'd probably expect, they were called out for lying in that article too. But the funniest part? IT WAS ONE OF THEIR OWN SOURCES WHO CALLED THEM OUT!!111
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Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.
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—The New York Times, defending slander and asking for it
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You are a disgusting human being.
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—Donald Trump, telling NYT "reporter" Megan Twohey the truth
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Believe me, she would not be my first choice. That I can tell you.
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—Trump, declaring that Jessica Leeds is unrapeable
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These allegations are decades old. If somebody actually did that, Chris, any reasonable woman would have come forward and said something.
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—AJ Delgado
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The phony story in the failing @nytimes is a TOTAL FABRICATION. Written by same people as last discredited story on women. WATCH!
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—Donald J. Trump
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Polls close, but can you believe I lost large numbers of women voters based on made up events THAT NEVER HAPPENED. Media rigging election!
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—Future President Donald J. Trump
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The failing @nytimes reporters don't even call us anymore, they just write whatever they want to write, making up sources along the way!
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—Trump
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Nothing ever happened with any of these women. Totally made up nonsense to steal the election. Nobody has more respect for women than me!
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—Trump, respecter of pussy
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Jessica the Plagiarapist or: How I Learned to Stop Lying and Love Octotrump
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He was like an octopus. His hands were everywhere.
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—Jessica Leeds, 2016
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He was like an octopus. His hands were everywhere.
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—Bill Roache's false-accuser, 2014
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My God, he was like an octopus. Hands all over the place.
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—The Velvet Underground, 1968
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He touched me wherever he could find a landing spot.
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—Jessica Leeds, making an obligatory aeroplane joke
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If he'd only touched me above my waist, I probably wouldn't have been upset.
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—Jessica Leeds is fine with getting her titties grabbed
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Bitch was working for KKKillary!!111
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To the Editor:
I wouldn't be surprised if you received more than a few letters from people (mostly women) about to To Have and to Hold, Till Driven Apart (Cars section, Oct. 23). I have thought long and hard about how to communicate to my husband, the true alpha male, that his driving is terrible.
I've never had an accident, he says. Yes, but he will make a new lane so he can get ahead of the other cars, he will race through a yellow light, and he will drag-race with the car next to him. Oh, and when the light changes, he absolutely defines the New York minute.
I have said to him: This is not a race. Driving in the left lane is not a God-given right. Pushing through pedestrians to turn is not gentleman-like behavior.
I am lucky. I have a wonderful man as a husband, but he is a fool when he drives.
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—Jessica Leeds, telling The New York Times that she hates alpha males
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I had a dream and in it, God warned me to speak the truth. He said, judge not lest ye be judged. It is your duty as a mother, as a grandmother, to stop this man's evil empire from spreading and doing more harm to the innocent of the world.
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—"Jessica Leeds" on Facebook
Her family show clear support for a certain crooked politician and rape-enabler.
Rachel Crooks gets owned by family friend Lona Burnstein✡, Jew of Truth.
"Doxxed" by Lou Dobbs
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If anything bad happens to Jessica Leeds, you are responsible, we will hold you responsible in a court of law. old stinky man.
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—Patty Cortes, being a dumb cunt
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you are a gross, pathetic piece of shit for posting Jessica Leeds' info. I hope you get your ASS sued off.
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—masonhausmama, thinking that lying about rape isn't pathetic
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@FoxNews should fire Lou Dobbs for tweeting Jessica Leeds' address and phone number. Otherwise, Ms Leeds should sue them both.
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—Gene Johnson
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Trump's Alibi Witness is a Britfaginese Paedo-Enabler
Jessica's Step-Daughter is a Rapist
In the mid-2000s—while Jessica was busy not falsely accusing Donald Trump of sexual assault—her step-daughter, Gail Susan Leeds, was busy helping her boyfriend Ananda Charles Rutkoff lure in unsuspecting retardedwomen to give him free blowjobs. The setup was simple – Ananda would pose as a helpless cripple and they'd post a job-listing for a caretaker on Craigslist, and the pair would then attempt to convince the dumb bitches who applied for the job that fellatio is a legitimate form of medical treatment for whichever horrible disease Ananda was suffering from.
This scheme may sound completely and utterly retarded, but in the end the pair were able to "trick" 12 incredibly dumb cunts into sucking Ananda's STD-ridden dick before being arrested after a 2-year-long investigation by the police.
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PALM SPRINGS — A couple charged with sexual battery allegedly convinced more than a dozen women that $14-an-hour caretaker duties included "therapy" sex.
Gail Susan Leeds, 52, and boyfriend Ananda Charles Rutkoff, 49, were arrested Thursday at their East Palm Canyon Drive home, said Detective Troy Castillo, adding the arrests were the culmination of a two-year investigation.
Leeds and Rutkoff were each charged with six counts of sexual battery for allegedly convincing more than a dozen women, who thought they were applying for a job as Rutkoff's caretaker, to perform sexual acts on Rutkoff.
The woman were told Rutkoff had a spinal injury from a car accident and sex acts were legitimate therapeutic techniques.
"They would advertise in a local newspaper for a caretaker and someone who could do light office work. They would offer good money — about $10 to $14 an hour," Castillo said.
Applicants discussed the job with Leeds, who would then introduce them to Rutkoff.
"They'd go in the bathroom and Rutkoff would be sitting in the bathtub naked," Castillo said. Rutkoff would then ask the women to perform "therapy" on him, with Leeds assuring them it was a legitimate therapeutic technique.
"During the therapy, Rutkoff sexually battered three of the victims," the detective said.
Hillary clearly won. She was prepared, had plans, and stood her ground. Trump was untruthful, made faces and was mean spirited. Go, Hillary!
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—Gloria Allred, a highly successful and famous "lawyer"
Known Trump "Victims"
Jessica Leeds - Claims she was groped for 15 minutes before she finally retracted her consent.
Rachel Crooks
Temple Taggart
Cassandra Searles
Natasha Stoynoff - A "writer" for People Magazine who decided to write a shitty fanfic about being assaulted by Trump. Trump's butler even says she's a liar.
Mindy McGillivray - A known child abuser and drunk driver who's currently fleeing the U.S. because Trump's hand brushed up against her arse at a concert that never even happened.
Jill Harth - A makeup artist who has attended Trump's rallies despite claiming that he grabbed her pussy in 1992.
Cathy S. Heller - A life-long democrat and DNC donor whose family owns a real estate company that's in direct competition with Trump's.
Ivana Trump - His ex-wife who has admitted that she lied about being raped.
Kristin Anderson
Summer Zervos - Former contestant on The Apprentice who supported Trump until his campaign ignored her. Her own family say she's a liar.
Mariah Billado
Bridget Sullivan
Tasha Dixon
Mystery Bitch #1
Mystery Bitch #2
Hillary Clinton - The only person that we can confirm was actually raped by Donald Trump.
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In 2005, Natasha Stoynoff phoned me, distraught, crying. Said Trump assaulted her. She is telling truth. #natashastoynoff
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—Paul McLaughlin, lying
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I was her former jlsm prof/mentor. She didn't know what to do and wanted advice. She was crying and angry. #natashastoynoff.
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—Paul McLaughlin, lying
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Natasha/I discussed what to do re Trump. We both thought he would try to destroy her if she charged him. #natashastoynoff
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—Paul McLaughlin, lying
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It was tough decision but in a he said/she said we believed she would lose. He seemed rather nasty at the time.
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—Paul McLaughlin, lying
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I am completely shocked and bewildered by my cousin, Summer Zervos, and her press conference today. Ever since she was on The Apprentice she has had nothing but glowing things to say about Mr. Trump.
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—John Barry, Summer Zervos' cousin
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On one occasion during 1989, Mr. Trump and I had marital relations in which he behaved very differently toward me than he had during our marriage. As a woman, I felt violated, as the love and tenderness, which he normally exhibited towards me, was absent. I referred to this as a 'rape,' but I do not want my words to be interpreted in a literal or criminal sense.
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—Ivana Trump, admitting that she lied about being "raped"
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How can people not believe me now?
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—Jill Harth, not understanding that a lie is still a lie
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He can’t claim we’re all liars
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—Cathy Heller, being a shameless liar
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Donald just grabbed my ass!
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—Mindy McGillivray, bragging
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Why didn't the writer of the twelve year old article in People Magazine mention the "incident" in her story. Because it did not happen!
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—Trump, on Natasha Stoynoff
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Trump took Tic Tacs, suggested I take them also. He then leaned in, catching me off guard, and kissed me almost on lips. I was really freaked out.
I was admiring the decoration, and next thing I know he's pushing me against a wall and has his hands all over me. He was trying to kiss me. I was freaking out.
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—Jill Harth, showing that "freaking out" is a part of the script
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I need to come clean.I lied.I didn't hire Gloria Allred.Her people contacted me.I personally want to end this.IT WAS MADE UP sorry
On October 18, 2016, Jessica Leeds decided to do an interview with reliable celebrity news source TMZ – yes, that TMZ.
The "interview" consisted of Jessica going full cunt on Melania Trump by comparing her condemnation of Jessica's lies to Hillary Clinton's cover-ups and threats against Bill Clinton's actual rape victims.
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I feel it's terrible Melania is being viewed as sympathetic when Donald is beating up on Hillary for doing the same with Bill.
The wives are in a difficult position if they want to save their marriage. They'll make compromises and accept the good with the bad.
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—Jessica Leeds, attacking Melania for defending her innocent husband
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Election Rigging Fail
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Karma's a bitch and so are you.
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If you don't want the negativity then don't lie! I hope he sues your ugly ass off....you ask for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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—Beachley E Carolyn, telling it like it is
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When you go low you really go low another corrupt piece of crab. Let me ask you how much were you paid to try to destroy Trump. You will never succeed. You're a sick women who sold your soul to destroy our America shame on you. I could go on and on about you but you're worth my time. Trump/Pence 2016
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—Terri Cassanelli
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You should have done this 30 years ago, maybe someone would have believed you. I hope you enjoy your Clinton foundation money, when you are really being g assaulted by a woman hating terrorist.
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—Susan Hilyer Bowen
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I am a survivor of sexual abuse and would of no way waited 40 years to tell my story. This is part of why I believe Jessica Leeds is a liar!
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—Donna L. Browning
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Truth? you are a liar. If it were true you would have come out about it decades ago or at least in the beginning of Trump's run. How much did they pay you for your soul?
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—Audrey Frazier
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I am a survivor of abuse and your story doesn't add up, please don't insult my intelligence ......or that of women who were actually abused .....I don't even know what to think of this statement ....are you trying to get rich off of abused victims ...that is as low as low goes...you are disgusting
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—Kimberly Toupin
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You totally disgust me!! There are woman out there who have ACTUALLY been molested/raped and you are making a complete joke out of what they have been through. You obviously have something to do with the Clinton's since Hillary also likes making jokes out of abused woman! ! Karma will give you exactly what you deserve! ! One more thing you aren't close to Trump's type of woman. If you had any sense you would know that he loves beautiful women!
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—TaRena Sosinski
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You are sovfull of shit why didn't you call the The stewardess on the plane. And complain. You are just a liar I have no respect for you. Coming out. All this year God will punish look at you. Your ugly now and still ygly
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—Marcy Zaharakis
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Letting a stranger fondle your boobs for 15 minutes does not make a victim,,,
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—Elizabeth Stevens
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I'm sure someone on that plane saw what was happening and would have said something even if you didn't. And if it did happen shame on you for saying something now just to make a buck. If it wasn't important enough then to speak out then you should have just kept your mouth shut. Fame and money always bring out the worst in people.
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—Vicki France
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You are NOT a victim !!! Victims do NOT ACT like you ARE !!!! Obviously you are being paid to ACT the part !!! Shame on you from all of us women that have been a victim !!!!!!!
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—Lori Lynn
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You really should be ashamed. You are not a victim. You're a Hillary Clinton plant and your story is a huge fabrication. You are not the Trump type! Do the right thing you desperate lady and tell the truth, oh you're a Democrat and telling the truth is something foreign.
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—Kelley McCune McElroy
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How much were you paid? Your story just doesn't add up. If I had been groped on an airplane, everyone on that plane would have known about it. Why wait for all these years. The timing is just a little to convenient. As Kimberly Toupin says, don't try to insult our intelligence. It is disgusting that you would climb into the gutter with Hillary for profit. Hope you are happy with your 15 minutes of fame.
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—Nila Dulaney Moore
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Oh what a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive!! Enjoy your 15 minutes!!
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—Kay Winter
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you are a very disgusting person,lying because Clinton's paid.You should drop dead before you get to spend one dime. you.you are an evil person like Hillary.
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—Maureen Pimentel
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So we know that Bill Clinton raped so to even the field they need to find some paid rape victims? Democrats must think American women are stupid..we know they think we are despicable
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—Canadee Mika
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Why would anyone put a picture of themselves taken back in 1978 after lying about Mr. Trump putting his hand up her skirt? It is odd. Is she trying to convince us that this happened when she was young and innocent? LOL If Trump had done what she accuses him of other passengers on the plane would have seen what was going on and Ms. Leeds would have reported this to the flight attendant. It is clear that she was paid by Killary to LIE. Sick old woman.
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—Celeste Dommer
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Hillary and her are eating buddies, I'm not talking food niether
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—Charlie Bee
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This is such a fraud.. how stupid is this.. and plus she is FLAT CHESTED are you kidding..she looks like a tom boy.. and the truth is on the plane in first class where TRUMP always sat..he sat ALONE by the window That was his desgnated seat. He would never do that in front of the flight attendents... are you kidding. Lady you should be ashamed of yourself.
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—Ronnie Carpenter Sr.
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If you are compelled to tell the truth Jessica what airlines was it? What was the date? What was the destination? Please provide this information
You're so impressive. Watching you now on CNN. And as a man, I'm embarrassed that idiot Trump is too. Though to be honest, I'm not really sure you can call him a man. Not a real one.
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—Randy Diplock
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Hooray for Jessica Leeds to find the courage to call out DJT as a sexual predator. Her story is believable.
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—Lee Raskin
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Jessica Leeds is beautiful yesterday and today. Your voice is our voice. Thank you.
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—Sensible Politics, lying about Jessica Leeds
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Thank you for the courage to come forward. I completely understand why you were silent. In a similar situation for me in 1979 I too said nothing, not even to friends.
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—John Sherman Mills, wishing that he had been fucked by Trump in 1979
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shame on haters. Hackers are tracing haters address due to come January 2017 Americans will be assassinating Americans.
Your a man and young. You can't imagine. Been there been abused repeatedly. We couldn't say anything because white men ruled the world. They still do.
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—Kristi Ritson
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I think it's time women of generation speak out about how we've been treated by men. I've been fired a day threatened for speaking out. Thank you Jessica. I knew someone like you was out there somewhere...someone who had been assaulted by Trump. I'm listening to right now on 360. I am so proud of you!
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—Molly Toth
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If you believe #Trump and not Jessica Leeds, something fundamental is wrong with you.
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—Steven P. Gregory
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I believe Jessica Leeds, Rachel Crooks, Cassandra Searles and those who haven't or can't come forward. Horrendous.
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—Jon Beharry
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Jessica Leeds and Rachel Crooks are v v v v v v impressive, brave people.