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Andrew Kehoe
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Andrew Kehoe was the ultimate god for us all. In fact, the deadliest act of school violence did not occur in Sandy Hook, VTech, or even NBK. Rather, it was a sk00l b0mb1ng that took place in the Roaring Twenties (1927 to be specific). Kehoe was a pissed-off maniac who ultimately earned the high score of the early 20th century, and even became an hero for us all during the bombing. Not to mention, he also won the 1927 Golden Phonographic Record Player award for his deeds at Bath School, and ended up being one of the decade's top stories.
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
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| Kill count: | 44/20 |
| Accuracy: | 17/20 44 killed, 58 injured. Next time, place your explosives in more densely-populated buildings. |
| Style: | 20/20 Successful school bombing, and predates Timmy McYay, Columbine, and 9/11 by around seventy years |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Caused early 20th century moral panic, national distress, and after ninety years, it is still the worst act of school violence ever |
| Bonus: | 20/20 OG School Shooter and OG Bomber |
| Total score: 121/100 (A+) | |
See Also
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[Sing Me The Song Of My People]
399BC: First recorded troll-banning |
| Andrew Kehoe is part of a series on Terrorists |
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