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[[Image:SecondFurry.JPG|thumb|How to [[Troll|invade]] ''Second Life''.]]
[[Image:SecondFurry.JPG|thumb|How to [[Troll|invade]] ''Second Life''.]]
[[Image:Stupidw.jpg|thumb|Infected with furfaggotry as well.]]
[[Image:Stupidw.jpg|thumb|Infected with furfaggotry as well.]]
[[Image:ItsOnlyAMovie.jpg|thumb|right|MS Paint of EVERY SINGLE GAME OF SECOND LIFE EVAR.]]
'''''Second Life''''' is an online virtual community where people with no lives use [[Unrealistic Expectations|wishful thinking]] and piles of [[Jew Gold|Lindens]] to create "sexy" avatars, then wander aimlessly hoping to find others to talk with. This almost never happens. The title of second life is somewhat inaccurate, because it implies that the user had a first life as well as his game progress on the "game". However, if they have enough free time to pretend to be an anorexic woman with big tits ( even though they're probably middle-aged men ) or [[Furry|a fucking fox]], then clearly this isn't the case.  
 
'''''Second Life''''' is a game, a place where people with no lives can pretend they have [[Less than three|two.]] It is an online virtual community where you interact with others via your [[avatar]]; these are invariably created according to a "[[Unrealistic Expectations|wishful thinking]]" design scheme, and thus all of the women ([[Truth|80% of whom are said to be men behind their keyboards]]&mdash;the remaining twenty percent are of course [[fatties]] [[IRL]]) are [[Animu|big-eyed and wasp-waisted]]; all of the men (the number who are really [[dykes]] is yet to be closely studied) are [[Cooldude|athletic and acne-free]]. The only interesting thing that ever happened to ''Second Life'' is the "Interview with Floating Dongs" (scroll down) inflicted by clever scripters on [[Anshe Chung|a very wishful-thinking animation of a woman]] who made her fortune being pimped as a cyber[[whore]] (probably by her [[IRL]] husband) and the nice [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/anshes-revenge-stinging.php reporting and publicity] from that by [[Something Awful]]. The title of second life is somewhat inaccurate, because it implies that the user had a first life as well as his game progress on the "game". However, if they have enough free time to pretend to be an anorexic woman with big tits ( even though they're probably middle-aged men ) or [[Furry|a fucking fox]], then clearly this isn't the case.  
 
It had a Teen-grid where all the kids were getting [[raped]] by [[furfags]], Later it got merged with the official grid, which we all know will results in [http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5148/Jailbait.jpg many lulz]. Should attract ED's attention though


The only people who currently play SL are assorted Brazilians and furfags looking for someone to possibly have sex with them.
The only people who currently play SL are assorted Brazilians and furfags looking for someone to possibly have sex with them.
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==Second Life Society==
==Second Life Society==


[[Image:Nudee Sands Second Life.jpg|thumb|right|"Whatever", Nudee Sands ''Second Life'' Tough Guy.]]
Due to the the wide variety of virtual [[sex]] acts and interactive [[penis|genitals]] available and better graphics than [[Furcadia]], the [[Furfag|furfags]] have begun to flock to ''Second Life''. Many have even gone so far as to establish their own virtual [[Furfag|furry]] [[Yiff|sex]] [[Basement|enclaves]].


Inevitably, ''Second Life'' has become a new haven for the [[Furfag]] community. Due to the game's versatile nature and the wide variety of virtual [[sex]] acts and interactive [[penis|genitals]] available, the [[Furfag|furfags]] have begun to flock to ''Second Life'' in increasingly large numbers. Many have even gone so far as to establish their own virtual [[Furfag|furry]] [[Yiff|sex]] [[Basement|enclaves]].
If they're not furry, they're probably [[Gorean]] instead. The Gorean idiots like to pretend they are on another planet where it's normal to kidnap women, rape them, and treat them like animals. Goreans mostly are fat old guys with no life, old housewifes with no life and ugly girls thinking about becoming lesbian. Here's an example of typical Gorean dribble:
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(I enter the house to find a Gorean named Demonknight. Seconds later, Demonknight's slave enters.)


A sizable [[Gorean]] community exists on ''Second Life''. [[Some argue]] that this Gorean community is even worse than that of the furries. The Gorean idiots like to pretend it's the year 1600 or some bullshit like that, and take slutty prisoners and fuck them with their badly made interwebs cock, thus further spreading AIDS and attracting furries.
Demonknight Apocalypse: ((would you mind getting you sir ?))
Demonknight Apocalypse: ((out))
You: sorry


Goreans are, in actual fact, normal compared to furries. Let's face it; who wouldn't want a nubile slave girl to rape over and over again? Which is not true - Goreans mostly are fat old guys with no life, old housewifes with no life and ugly girls thinking about becoming lesbian. And they all '''LOVE''' causing drama. Good example of trolling way for them looks like this
(I exit the house and go around back to listen.)
*1. Create female avatar (which is important)
*2. Infiltrate some community of theirs and find out who is their alpha slut (she or he usually cybers with admin and claims to be his or her irl girlfriend or boyfriend or something)
*3. Play along with this shit
*4. State that Gor novels are copied version of Robert E. Howard books and they also promote Nazi ideology
*5. ?????
*6. '''PROFIT!!!'''
'''Warning'''! This is only an example-you'll need to think how to do this right or you'll get banned fast.


==Economy==
Tears Fermi: .kneel
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[[Image:Cockstore.jpg|thumb|right|Dongs power the economy in ''Second Life''.]]
''[[Second Life/Logs|Read on...]]''
[[Image:secondlifebook.gif|thumb|Need I say it?]]
They are also super easy to troll:
# Create female avatar (which is important)
# Infiltrate some community of theirs and find out who is their alpha slut (she or he usually cybers with admin and claims to be his or her irl girlfriend or boyfriend or something)
# Play along with this shit
# State that Gor novels are copied version of Robert E. Howard books and they also promote Nazi ideology
# ?????
# '''PROFIT!!!'''
'''Warning'''! This is only an example-you'll need to think how to do this right or you'll get banned fast.


''Second Life'' users are encouraged to pay for in-game money, which they can then use to buy in-game goods.  Second Life likes to promote this economy in the [[old media]] as being rich with items such as houses, nightclubs, designer clothes, and popular music.  
The few remaining people are always some sort of Nationalist or a confused n00b who will quit the game within a week.


Actually, the primary industry in ''Second Life'' is [[cock]].  
Regular inhabitants of ''Second Life'' will treat it with more importance than their real life and whine to the mods about every inconvenience. [http://blog.secondlife.com/2006/12/08/abuse-reporting-begins-overhaul/ The admins are completely overwhelmed] with users [[whining]] about shit like [[shit nobody cares about|somebody leaving an e-car parked on their e-lawn]]. Because of this people can get away with repeatedly building Polaris missiles underneath groups of innocent bystanders and [[pwned|launching them fifty miles into the air]].


All ''Second Life'' [[avatar]]s are built like [[Barbie|Ken and Barbie]] by default, in that they are without any form of genitalia. To counter this, thriving [[cock]] and [[cunt]] industries have emerged. These cocks and cunts have been designed and programmed to act just like their [[IRL|real-life]] equivalents, with the exception that they always work but [[you]] have to [[fap]] at the same time to get a truly sad illusion.
The only interesting thing that ever happened to ''Second Life'' is the "Interview with Floating Dongs" (scroll down) inflicted by clever scripters on [[Anshe Chung|a very wishful-thinking animation of a woman]] who made her fortune "[[whore|selling virtual real-estate]]" and the nice [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/anshes-revenge-stinging.php reporting and publicity] from that by [[Something Awful]].  


[[Image:Pisser.jpg|thumb|left|Just liek teh real thing!]]
===Example Second Life Members===


[[Image:Hitler_Second_Life.jpg|thumb|ANARCHISTIC UNDERCITY has offered to transport you to his location at: SL SYNAGOGUE.]]
[[Image:Nudee Sands Second Life.jpg|thumb|Typical ''Second Life'' Tough Guy.]]
*[[Second_Life/Logs#Ninja_Troll_versus_the_Pedophile|Phlat Bartfeld]] is a creepy gorean who gets off on humping little girls. Easily tricked into memes.


[[Image:secondlifebook.gif|thumb|right|Need I say it?]]
* '''Plastic Duck''' - A weirdo who made giant penises and waggled dongs everywhere until he was banned. Plastic Duck now works for Linden Labs. His job now includes helping them kill [[Oxymoron|innocent black people]], and blowing furfags. DO NOT GO NEAR HIM OR TRUST AT ALL COSTS. If SLH [http://www.secondlifeherald.com/slh/2007/03/shock_philip_li.html says so], it must be [[bullshit|true]].''


Common features of ''Second Life'' cocks and cunts include:
* '''[[Prokofy Neva]]''', the suspected reincarnation of [[Ayn Rand]]. Has a personal vendetta against Plastic Duck. Writes furiously about Nigra activities and has a hissyfit if anyone disagrees with her. Likes to compare everything and everyone to Lenin.
 
*[[Erection]] or engorgement
*Pubic hair which appears or disappears on command
*[[Power Word]]: Piss
*[[Isabella Valentine|Power Word: Cum]]
*Twitch on touch (Truly repugnant)


Most of ''Second Life'''s user base can be found outside the cock or cunt shops. Here they purchase and make use of the latest in penis or vulva technology. Most Second Lifers remain in a perpetual state of undress around these shops, many of them publicly engaging in [[cybersex]]. If you should find yourself wanting a cock or cunt, simply follow the trail of nude [[avatar]]s and [[lol]]s to the nearest penis or vulva store.
* '''[[IntLib|intLibber Brautigan]]''' (http://intlib.blogspot.com/), who "is really damn busy". [[Last Thursday]] intLibber accidentally deletesu his whole enterprise, making pretty much everyone who ever bought land or server space from him LOSE FUCKING EVERYTHING. He's a shell of a man now.
 
==Things to Do==
 
[[Image:Secondlife.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Common sights in SL.]]
 
[[Image:Parrotdildo.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Yiff Theater's world famous parrot dildo!]]
 
[[Image:Secondcock.jpg|thumb|right|A [[typical]] user doing his part for the economy.]]
 
New users can marvel at all of the sights in ''Second Life''. Colleges, nightclubs, cozy homes, clothing stores, and concerts are generally uninhabited. This keeps the lag down for the few people who might be interested in such things.
 
The other ninety-nine percent of users can be found habitually entering [[asl]] or outside new user portals, cock stores, and wacky gothic sex clubs.
 
Another feature is the ability to build just about anything you want out of one or more primitive shapes. The best use of this feature is to make a big immovable box and drop it on top of people at random. Bonus points if you use the scripting language to make it constantly play an [[Screaming Negro|annoying sound]] or fly off over the horizon with them still trapped inside. Another fun thing to do is create something that endlessly self-replicates until the servers grind to a halt trying to keep track of them all, kinda similar in operation to a [[forkbomb]]. Note that this could be a swift way to get your account permabanned.
 
Note that anything you can do, an automated script can do in your absence. Lots of automated scripts can do it a lot in your absence. Therefore creating a swarm of invisible objects that home in on the nearest person and spawn the grief of your choice on contact before heading on to the next sucker is an effective way to render an area completely unusable for all practical purposes without needing to crash any servers&mdash;and it's funnier because people will keep coming back no matter how many times they get hit.
 
Some areas are set up in such a way that anyone teleporting in via the map view get redirected to a predetermined point, usually taking the form of a welcome area with "no guns allowed, STRICTLY ENFORCED" signs, avatar shops, and other such faggotry. Needless to say, you should leave giant boxes, particle spammers, loud annoying noises, automated pushguns or whatever else you have at hand in these locations whenever the opportunity presents itself. Bonus points if the area in question happens to be inaccessible without teleporting.
 
When you create an avatar, you are given a choice of dozens of pre-made last names, one of which is "Fapp". Needless to say, you should always choose this name.
 
Although ''Second Life'' was built for social interaction not much occurs in the game, as most residents have to spend their time "camping". This is when a user has to sit in one spot for an hour so the land appears to be popular, in return the user will get a few linden dollars worth virtually nothing in real life and in game could buy the person a wonky penis.
 
==Serious Business==
 
Regular inhabitants of ''Second Life'' will treat it with the same degree of importance they place upon their real life, possibly a result of not having one in the first place, and will merrily report anything that inconveniences them in any way. As a result, [http://blog.secondlife.com/2006/12/08/abuse-reporting-begins-overhaul/ the admins are completely overwhelmed] with users [[whining]] about shit like [[shit nobody cares about|somebody leaving an e-car parked on their e-lawn]], thereby preventing said admins from being able to [[banhammer|act]] if, for example, [[troll|somebody]] were to repeatedly build Polaris missiles underneath groups of innocent bystanders and [[pwned|launch them fifty miles into the air]].
 
==Lovers of Freedom on Second Life==
 
Though ''Second Life'' is heavily populated by sexual deviants and [[war|woar]] criminals, there does exist a loose network of virtue-loving freedom fighters who conduct operations under the radar of the fascist, land-owning oligarchy and their furry-sympathizing [[nerd|foot soldiers]]. Operating out of a network of secret bases and under the auspices of a loosely-knit network of like-minded [[internet]] patriots, these brave insurgents live in a constant state of danger, as right-wing militias and secret police assets permeate the whole of ''Second Life''. As such, a veil of secrecy is maintained at all times, and potential members may generally be required to undergo grueling questioning before joining one of the many cells. If you wish to join the resistance, please make contact one of the following mujaheddin operatives using SL's "search" option:
 
* [[user:ChairmanMeow|ChairMan Fapp]] - Currently banned by fascist Linden mods for nothing more than documenting and photographing anti-furry raids (and also for driving the getaway hovercraft and supplying militants with moral and logistical support, enemy troop movements, rifles, banana phones, Kool-Aid Man suits, and server-crashing doomsday devices).
 
* [[user:bzuber|Hoss Holgado]] - Currently banned for intolerance, indecency, harassment, embezzlement of over L$800 by filling out HippiePay surveys with false information, wearing Ku Klux Klan garb, sound spamming, racism, crashing regions with malicious scripts, and not being a furry.
 
The Department of Justice is a proud organization. The DoJ Agent's duty is to cut off the head of the snake of injustice and watch it writhe around in its own feces, blood, and mucus, making eccentric circles in the sand until it expires.


* '''[[Anshe Chung]]''', a former cyber[[whore]] who is now a land baron and very [[butthurt]] about an in-game incident where she was attacked by multiple flying [[penis]]es. Amazing [[lulz]] ensued, as this was for a live taping for [[Nerds|CNet]] Video below. Actually an [[IRL]] man acting through his wife as a conduit for his [[Sick Fuck|twisted fantasies]].
*The [[Patriotic Nigras]] - The creators of [[Fort Longcat]], PN is a furry-resistance (resistance to furries, that is) organization spreading peace and lulz all over the ''Second Life'' world.
*The [[Patriotic Nigras]] - The creators of [[Fort Longcat]], PN is a furry-resistance (resistance to furries, that is) organization spreading peace and lulz all over the ''Second Life'' world.


*Woodbury University - Actually a real University, in California. Made the hilarious decision of leaving their $5000 investment in SL in the capable hands of /b/tards. They can be found griefing [[Prokofy Neva]] and [[Ravenglass Rentals]], or in Longcat, pissing away university funds on giant penises. Somehow, they've successfully brainwashed Intlibber Brautigan into thinking they're legit and not just a bunch of retards in it for the lulz, and just about all of them are banlink mods because of it.
*Woodbury University - Actually a real University, in California. Made the hilarious decision of leaving their $5000 investment in SL in the capable hands of /b/tards. They can be found griefing [[Prokofy Neva]] and Ravenglass Rentals, or in Longcat, pissing away university funds on giant penises. Somehow, they've successfully brainwashed Intlibber Brautigan into thinking they're legit and not just a bunch of retards in it for the lulz, and just about all of them are banlink mods because of it.


* W-Hat - a relatively large [[Something Awful]]-based group that may or may not still hate everything in ''Second Life'', and codes furiously to fuck it up as much as possible. There are rumors in both directions, hotly debated by some. Most people don't care. They claim to not "grief" so therefore should be considered [[fail]] by default.
* [[Hal Turner|Hal Turner's]] buddies at the Vanguard News Network have sought to establish a [[KKK|white nationalist]] presence on ''Second Life'', as noted [http://vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=43600 here]. VNN members initially proposed "beating up" [[nigras]], spreading propaganda, hosting a virtual [[holocaust]] conference, and "posing as non-whites and attacking whites in an effort to polarize the population along racial lines and incite a [[Habbo|virtual race war]]." Before they could follow through with their plans, they went into typical skinhead infighting about the effectiveness of such a move and quickly forgot about the original topic.  As usual.


*Room 101 - another group that is solely dedicated to griefing, DEFINITELY NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE W-HATS, NOT IN ANY WAY OR FORM!
* The [http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/front/la-fi-second22feb22,1,5215557.story?ctrack=1&cset=true Second Life Liberation Army] are a terrorist group who feels [[butthurt]] that Linden Labs doesn't pay attention to them anymore. They are waging a campaign of bombings against American Apparel and other obvious, [[boring]] targets.


*DiSSENTiON - A trolling group that consists of one man, who has [[aids]].
*[[The Wrong Hands]] - Splinter group made up of former w-hat goons, woodbury university members, and various, assorted, self-proclaimed griefers/trolls. The group's original purpose was to troll the [[Justice League Unlimited|JLU]]. Due to the present lack of the JLU in Second Life, the group's members spend most of their time in their private sim giving each other handjobs and reminiscing about how they used to be relevent to everyone other than [[Prokofy Neva]]. Despite being a group of self-proclaimed troublemakers, TWH members are in fact some of the easiest Second Life denizens to troll in that something as minor as copybotting their [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|snowflake]] griefer attire will send them into a whirlwind of [[u mad|anal leakage]].


* [[user:shinda|Lustress Hax]] - is a closet Greifer/''Second Life'' Mentor/[[Admin|Linden]](?) who has been spotted hanging around the Dolcett kitchen. Despite her public hatred of all things sexually explicit, she can almost always be found in various sex sims. In the rare case said resident is not working the streets in some mature region, she can be found selling out exploits to [[Faggot|Dan Linden]]. Speculation has been raised as to why Lustress Hax hasn't been banned for various greifing attacks. Little do her fellow mentors know that this devious /b/tard is actually one of the most disruptive residents on SL, responsible for getting huge numbers of n00bs v& and b&. When confronted she just says she does it for the [[Lulz]], and [[science]].
==Economy==


==Enemies of Freedom on Second Life==
[[Image:Cockstore.jpg|thumb|Dongs power the economy in ''Second Life''.]]
[[Image:Pisser.jpg|thumb|Just liek teh real thing!]]


*[[Second_Life/Logs#Ninja_Troll_versus_the_Pedophile|Phlat Bartfeld]] is a creepy gorean who gets off on humping thirteen and a half year olds and can tricked into listing to almost any meme to do it.
''Second Life'' users are encouraged to pay for in-game money, which they can then use to buy in-game goods.  Second Life likes to promote this economy in the [[old media]] as being rich with items such as houses, nightclubs, designer clothes, and popular music.  


* '''Plastic Duck''' - <s>Pioneering architect whose groundbreaking postmodernist buildings and performance art sadly did not did satisfy the tyrannical whims of the Lindens. Alas, after his stunning and expressive tribute to the victims of 9/11 Plastic Duck met the [[banhammer]]. Despite this, his spirit will live on in the dreams and hopes of creative Nigras forever.</s>
Actually, the primary industry in ''Second Life'' is [[cock]].  


Plastic Duck now works for Linden Labs. His job now includes helping them kill [[Oxymoron|innocent black people]], and give head job to furfags. DO NOT GO NEAR HIM OR TRUST AT ALL COSTS!
All ''Second Life'' [[avatar]]s are built like [[Barbie|Ken and Barbie]] by default, in that they are without any form of genitalia. To counter this, thriving [[cock]] and [[cunt]] industries have emerged. These cocks and cunts have been designed and programmed to act just like their [[IRL|real-life]] equivalents, with the exception that they always work but [[you]] have to [[fap]] at the same time to get a truly sad illusion.
!!!!is thar a source on this? ''If SLH [http://www.secondlifeherald.com/slh/2007/03/shock_philip_li.html says so], it must be [[bullshit|true]].''


* '''Mike Mission''' is a fucking [[fascist]] who runs the "Calloway Club" in the region of Mowry, likes to report people for failing to heed his fascist whims, mangles the inherent beauty of the English language by deploying the infantile term "griefers" against those who refuse to submit to his [[faggotry]], himself engages in activity that could be properly termed "griefing" according to his own moronic, child-like worldview, and is probably involved with [[Wikipedia]] in some form or another, because, seriously, he just fits the bill.
Common features of ''Second Life'' cocks and cunts include:


* '''Corsi Mousehold''' is a the worst kind of [[furry]], a diaper fur. These furs wear diapers so they can vigorously masturbate with their own feces with out soiling their fapping chairs. Though Corsi adamantly asserts he is incontinent, its rumored he has a diaper fetish. Corsi is also guilty of being a Furnation moderator and a known nigger hater. In addition to this he is also a faggot and failed trap, using a voice changer to disguise his digsuting basement dwelling redneck accent as that of a robotic sounding, high pitched eight year old girl's voice. Currently, Corsi dates another Ordo member on his main SL account, and on his alt account dates the [[Retard|leader]] of the [[Internet Tough Guy|wanna-be SL military]] 2142, which is an exact copy of EA's Battlefield 2142 and a massive lawsuit waiting to happen.
*[[Erection]] or engorgement
*Pubic hair which appears or disappears on command
*[[Power Word]]: Piss
*[[Isabella Valentine|Power Word: Cum]]
*Twitch on touch (Truly repugnant)


* ''' Lissa Strom''' AKA the whore of many faces. Lissa started off as a prostitute in a strip club before she started seducing men in SL with her tom-boy lesbian attitude. When she found out about roleplay on SL she quickly began her career as a RP stripper and or prostitute, her pimp a large black man named Bigz who she did lines of cyber-cocaine off his dick. After her fiance dumped her in real life for being chubby with masculine features, she changed her life style to never leave Second Life. She is also a pedophile, having been in a relationship and sending dirty pictures to a minor on SL. Eventually embracing her sluttiness after a kid knocked her teeth out, she became a bondage slut then made the next logical step and became a Gorean hooker.
Most of ''Second Life'''s user base can be found outside the cock or cunt shops. Here they purchase and make use of the latest in penis or vulva technology. Most Second Lifers remain in a perpetual state of undress around these shops, many of them publicly engaging in [[cybersex]]. If you should find yourself wanting a cock or cunt, simply follow the trail of nude [[avatar]]s and [[lol]]s to the nearest penis or vulva store.


* '''Shadow Pidgeon''' is a butthurt ex-Mentor from Second Life who acts like she still is. She is known to repeatedly ask what the nerd said. Has some odd obsession with flushing toilets. And she really, REALLY does not know where da hood is at. Drawing her a map might help in this case. She usually hangs out in a welcome area and will remind you of it. Known ways of trolling her are to offer her some berry blue Koolaid, or red, red wine. She really does not like brightly-colored drinks. If you encounter her, beware her mighty STILETTO BOOTS and you must worship her every way you can. Nothing less will be acceptable.
If you want to make things you need to buy land and pay for it's upkeep. Outside of cocks land is the only way to make decent money.  


* '''Anyone who owns property''' or commercial operations in SL must be assumed to be a bourgeois running-dog imperialist class enemy and a hater of [[nigras]], as these users benefit most from the status quo, and are thus resistant to the inevitable collapse of the Linden dollar economy as new markets become rarer <del>and the [[capitalism|capitalist]]-mercantile system crumbles with the onset of post-colonialism.</del> HAHAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, MILITARY EXPANSION FUELS WAR INDUSTRY THUS OFFSETTING POST COLONIAL ECONOMIC IMPLOSION BUT EVENTUALLY LEADS TO OVEREXTENSION AND CULTURAL BACKLASH RESULTING IN A SLOW DECLINE PUNCTUATED BY BRIEF PERIODS OF [[trolling|EXPLOSIVE VIOLENCE]].
'''Anyone who owns property''' or commercial operations in SL must be assumed to be a bourgeois running-dog imperialist class enemy and a hater of [[nigras]], as these users benefit most from the status quo, and are thus resistant to the inevitable collapse of the Linden dollar economy as new markets become rarer <del>and the [[capitalism|capitalist]]-mercantile system crumbles with the onset of post-colonialism.</del> HAHAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, MILITARY EXPANSION FUELS WAR INDUSTRY THUS OFFSETTING POST COLONIAL ECONOMIC IMPLOSION BUT EVENTUALLY LEADS TO OVEREXTENSION AND CULTURAL BACKLASH RESULTING IN A SLOW DECLINE PUNCTUATED BY BRIEF PERIODS OF [[trolling|EXPLOSIVE VIOLENCE]].


* '''Furries''', [[lol]].
==Things to Do==


* '''[[IntLib|intLibber Brautigan]]''' (http://intlib.blogspot.com/), who "is really damn busy". He's staunchly [[Libertarian]]. He likes freedom and the web 2.0, except for when the crazy internet kids go have their e-rave parties on his e-lawn. He's also the #1 member of the [[Patriotic Nigras]] fan club. Word on the street says he's this guy http://mikelorrey.com/, and currently using his impressive SAT and IQ (160!) scores to make [[irony]] [[creepy|shit bricks]]. Oddly, however, he seems to be supporting griefers recently. Change of heart? Is also a [[sick fuck]]. Intlib is also a devaout protestfag which adds 20+ to his kool points.
[[Image:Secondlife.jpg|thumb|200px|Common sights in SL.]]
[[Last Thursday]] intLibber accidentally his whole enterprise, making pretty much everyone who ever bought land or server space from him LOSE FUCKING EVERYTHING. He's a shell of a man now.
[[Image:Parrotdildo.jpg|thumb|200px|Yiff Theater's world famous parrot dildo!]]
[[Image:ItsOnlyAMovie.jpg|thumb|MS Paint of EVERY SINGLE GAME OF SECOND LIFE EVAR.]]


* '''[[Anshe Chung]]''', a former cyber[[whore]] who is now a land baron and very [[butthurt]] about an in-game incident where she was attacked by multiple flying [[penis]]es. Amazing [[lulz]] ensued, as this was for a live taping for [[Nerds|CNet]] Video below. Actually an [[IRL]] man acting through his wife as a conduit for his [[Sick Fuck|twisted fantasies]].
Linden Labs demands that all residents verify their age with a third party company. This is likely due to frequent [[kiddie porn|loli]] that so often appears in Second Life's cock shops. The blog states that any sim with a mature rating, and areas within it must flag their property as [[loli|mature]]. All residents that have not given personal information to the Linden overlords will not be allowed inside these areas. This fails miserably however, because of the simple fact that land owners must set the protection themselves. Nobody wants to limit the [[13-year-old boy|mature adults]] from accessing their sim so nobody really sets the restrictions.


* '''[[Prokofy Neva]]''', the suspected reincarnation of [[Ayn Rand]]. Has a personal vendetta against Plastic Duck.  Writes furiously about Nigra activities and has a hissyfit if anyone disagrees with her. Likes to compare everything and everyone to Lenin.
New users can marvel at all of the sights in ''Second Life''. Colleges, nightclubs, cozy homes, clothing stores, and concerts are generally uninhabited. This keeps the lag down for the few people who might be interested in such things.


* '''Wolfstanus Blackmun''' is a secluded furry that has a fetish for [[Nazi Furs]], and anything dealing with Rommel. Wolfstanus created an item known as the Choppa Box. When deployed in a sim, it was near impossible to catch, allowing many [[lulz]]. In an epic failure to retard faithful [[Patriotic Nigras]] from creating [[MOAR]] [[lulz]], ''Second Life'' forced all it's [[Faggot]] Residents to recreate passwords and verify their existence in a fake world. During this time they took all Choppa Boxes from Wolfstanus. [[Anonymous]] got its hands on this object and created something known as Doomsday. This item allows the Choppa Box to create of itself, crashing sims easily. It is now a new arsenal for [[Patriotic Nigras]], and [[Butthurt]] to any [[Furries]] that become targets of its awesome power. In response to the love the Nigras have for the object, Wolfstanus claims that he no longer cares. Known to some he reverts to being an emo [[Furfag]] and complains to everyone. Also claims to be a mythical being known as a [[Straight]] Furry.
The other ninety-nine percent of users can be found habitually entering [[asl]] or outside new user portals, cock stores, and wacky gothic sex clubs.
                     
* In the course of the same counter-intelligence operation, '''Shadowspawn Soothsayer''' was also discovered to be a furry infiltrator within many of the same freedom fighter organizations. His full name, address, business name, basic history, and interests were discovered by insurgent psy-ops agents within five minutes.


* The ''[[Justice League Unlimited]]'', a bunch of fags that spend their time crying about being pwned by Nigras. They are all a bunch of fat old closet furfags that masturbate to comic books. They also like to Frame Nigras for their own grid-destroying attacks. Their notorious leader is known as Kalel Venkman or [[Gene Turnbow]].
Although ''Second Life'' was built for social interaction not much interaction actually happens. Residents generally spend their time sitting in one spot for an hour so the land appears to be popular. In return the user will get a few linden dollars worth virtually nothing in real life and in game could buy the person a wonky penis. This is called "Camping". Other users run the same boring quests over and over to gain lindens.


*'''Raxor Sands''' is a [[furry]] pony, and a huge betafag who dresses up his avatar as [[Pedophile|Grover from Sesame Street]]. He once tried to win a shirt design contest for some store and was [[lol|disqualified for harassing the other contestants]], saying stupid shit like "[[300|THIS IS SPARTA]]". When his [[shit nobody cares about|arch rival]] got into the contest, he went batshit crazy and started harassing her too after she beat his Brony Shirt fair and square, and Photoshopped a picture of his face on some guy sucking 3 cocks. The reason he hates her so much is because she rejected than trolled his request to have her collar him and dominate him, he claimed she was "just the dominate type he needed" cuz shes so badass and doesnt afraid of anything. After a while, the store owner got sick of his shit and disqualified him, causing much butthurt from him and lulz from everyone else. He now spends his days trying to crash the store's sim but failing miserably. [[True story|It's said that Raxor, real name John Moore, lives in New Jersey, stays at home all day eating twinkies and playing on his computer, and apparently has some kind of 'social phobia' because, according to him, his dad beat him as a child. Because of this, the government pays him our tax money to support him and all he does is stay in his house because he is "afraid people will think he smells bad". He also has an internet girlfriend that he paid to marry him on SL because he's too much of a pussy to go out into the real world and find someone.]] He could also possibly be a candidate for his own special article right on this site due to his massive amounts of [[faggotry]]. [http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7171/rlgroverpic.png This is his cocksucking face.]
When not sitting around doing nothing or having [[Cybersex]] the people of SecondLife blow each other up. This is how it works: 13 year old boys gather other 13 year old boys and start an army group with a faggot name. This "army" teleports to a "base" with around 200 other 13 year old boys, and they shoot at each other, screaming their prepubescent voices into their shitty microphones while crashing the sim and lagging everyone within a nine sim radius. All because their money wouldn't buy them [[Counter Strike]].


==White Nationalists on Second Life==
Some people also raise "Chickens". Chickens are the gay offspring of a [[Tamagotchi]] that raeped a chicken. Some examples include [http://phaylen.com/?p=164 Sion Eggs] and [http://chickenlife.wordpress.com/ ChickenLife].


[[Hal Turner|Hal Turner's]] buddies at the Vanguard News Network have sought to establish a [[KKK|white nationalist]] presence on ''Second Life'', as noted [http://vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=43600 here]. VNN members initially proposed "beating up" [[nigras]], spreading propaganda, hosting a virtual [[holocaust]] conference, and "posing as non-whites and attacking whites in an effort to polarize the population along racial lines and incite a [[Habbo|virtual race war]]." Before they could follow through with their plans, they went into typical skinhead infighting about the effectiveness of such a move and quickly forgot about the original topic.  As usual.
You have to buy, raise, feed, breed, etc. these things so you can be a [[winrar]] and your life will finally have meaning. They are the bane of many sim owners and residents because they reportedly contain ovar [[9000]] sim-lagging scripts. They have been [[b&]] from [[at least 100]] sims because of this. People try to breed them in hopes of selling fancy colored offspring, but in the end the one who really makes money is Sion Zaius because he's the guy selling the items needed to grow the stupid things. Oh, and they can die!


==Other Factions==
Here's the ways they can be killed:
[[Image:Hitler_Second_Life.jpg|thumb|ANARCHISTIC UNDERCITY has offered to transport you to his location at: SL SYNAGOGUE.]]
*Returned to inventory (can only be stored/traded in official chicken boxes)
*Die of old age
*Killed by another chicken
*Killed by the chicken you're trying to breed the other one with
*Disease (you must buy moar pet medicines!!!!...from Sion Zaius of course)
*They Starve (you must buy moar food from...yeah that asshole ^^)
*They feel like it
*They [[an hero]]
*Pretty much anything (not kidding)


* The Autistic Liberation Front - "The Autistic Liberation Front is a group of [[Redundant|autistic activists]]. [[tl;dr|Discussion]], workshops, conferences, a museum and library, as well as a place to hang out and fuck each other in Porcupine across from the mall Sponsored by the website autistics.org." In other words, a perfect collection of easy [[victim|targets]] for the lazy [[troll]]. See [[Darviela Maravarona]] for more information.
If for some reason you can't destroy them just file an AR report saying something to the effect of the entire sim is lagging and they're unfairly hogging sim resources and the Lindens will practically do the job for you. Also, you can message them personally and tell them you're reporting them for added chat-log generated [[lulz]].
 
* [[Sweden]] - Made an "embassy" in SL as a stupid publicity stunt.
 
* [[Poland]] - Followed Sweden's lead. [[Lie|Wow, your country is so high tech!]]
 
* The [http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/front/la-fi-second22feb22,1,5215557.story?ctrack=1&cset=true Second Life Liberation Army] are a terrorist group who feels [[butthurt]] that Linden Labs doesn't pay attention to them anymore. They are waging a campaign of bombings against American Apparel and other obvious, [[boring]] targets.
 
*[[The Wrong Hands]] - Splinter group made up of former w-hat goons, woodbury university members, and various, assorted, self-proclaimed griefers/trolls. The group's original purpose was to troll the [[Justice League Unlimited|JLU]]. Due to the present lack of the JLU in Second Life, the group's members spend most of their time in their private sim giving each other handjobs and reminiscing about how they used to be relevent to everyone other than [[Prokofy Neva]]. Despite being a group of self-proclaimed troublemakers, TWH members are in fact some of the easiest Second Life denizens to troll in that something as minor as copybotting their [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|snowflake]] griefer attire will send them into a whirlwind of [[u mad|anal leakage]].
 
{{quote|Those two tardos went ahead and copybotted my hats soo ... Gonna do something|Wrong Hands member, DON'T YOU DARE DO WHAT ME AND MY FRIENDS DO!}}
 
*/slg/ - Group of /v/irgins from 4chan's /vg/ board who enjoy long walks on the digital beach, dressing in fursuits, and [[Troll Shielding|pretending to be griefers]] whilst flinging shit at each other in /vg/ Second Life threads.
 
==Recent Changes==
The fascist overlords of ''Second Life'', known as Linden Labs, have required that all residents verify their age with a third party company. Most likely due to frequent [[kiddie porn|loli]] that so often appears in Second Life's cock shops. Many [[fags|residents]] are [[butthurt]] over the new decree, for it limits their ability to have buttsechs unless verified.
 
The blog states that any sim with a mature rating, and areas within it must flag their property as [[loli|mature]], meaning that all residents that have not given personal information to the Linden overlords, will not be allowed inside these areas. This fails miserably however, because of the simple fact that land owners must set the protection themselves, which they won't do because they don't want to limit the [[13-year-old boy|mature adults]] from accessing their sim and raising their traffic ranking. We have faith the PN will continue their trolling for the freedom of Second Life.


==Trolls==
==Trolls==


A while back on 4chan, Anonymous wondered whether or not Second Life was raidable. Really, it never is that raidable because of the sheer size of the Main Grid, but it's always worth a shot. With that, the Patriotic Nigras were born, and Second Life was at the mercy of /b/. But what of the Teen Grid? Are there any trolls from 4chan fucking everything up for the kiddies? No. But there are some trolls that [[Lie|may actually be teenagers]] from other parts of the internet. These trolls (who aren't really that good at trolling) started a group of griefers which terrorized the Teen Grid for around a year. This group was known as DwiTek.
[[Image:Secondcock.jpg|thumb|A [[typical]] user doing his part for the economy.]]
 
A while back on 4chan, Anonymous wondered whether or not Second Life was raidable. Really, it never is that raidable because of the sheer size of the Main Grid, but it's always worth a shot. With that, the [[Patriotic Nigras]] were born, and Second Life was at the mercy of /b/.  
DwiTek was started by Exsilius Xue on a different account. Exsilius is the Teen Grid's redneck hick from the South, and likes to go on Second Life to pretend he's more important than he really is. In reality, he lives in a trailer park and [[Incest|fucks his mom]] every Thursday. After starting the group, he invited [[fucktards|his friends]], a couple earning enough prominence to be acknowledged.


Note: Most of the people in DwiTek aren't lulzy enough for a long profile.
But what of the Teen Grid? Are there any trolls from 4chan fucking everything up for the kiddies? No. But there are some trolls that [[Lie|may actually be teenagers]] from other parts of the internet. These trolls (who aren't really that good at trolling) started a group of griefers which terrorized the Teen Grid for around a year. This group was known as DwiTek.


* '''Wolfegar Niekerk''', is a [[fail|wanna-be troll]] and a [[internet tough guy|srsly tough and badass]] [[Nazi|German Superman]] who runs a [[Lol wut|Mercenary Group]] called Black Wulf Tactics Incorporated. Black Wulf Tactics is supposed to be a [[cock|Private]] Army hired by the TSL armies to gather into the base of another TSL army, and cause lag that spreads [[Over 9000|to a large number]] of sims, and inevitably crashing a [[At least 100|smaller number]] of sims. The thing is, Wolfegar never paid his members after the battles because he's either Jew or the rest of the Teen Grid is smart enough to not pay for three to five people who don't know which side they're fighting for, inevitably shooting at both armies while screaming "LOLOOKDATNOOBIZFLYFITING!!!!!!!!!!1111!!1AUTOVICTORY!!!!111!1ONE!"
Both groups operated in basically the same way.
Wolfegar himself could be likened to an angry Hitler with a gerbil stuck deep up his ass. Despite being an anti-furry, for the longest time, he was TSL's biggest fucking furfag, and would say with a straight face, "Take off that furfag avatar," while WEARING A FURFAG AVATAR. His Barney-Dragon furfag AV is clad with a Nazi uniform, proving that the furries caused the Holocaust. Quite recently, he was all butthurted because his group lost all their land because one troll member (Sever197 Kranfel, now Kohnnuz Vanistok) realized [[Stupid|the Military shit was one big waste of time.]] Plus as a Jew, he was pissed off because he wasn't being paid.


* '''Kion Kuhn (Now Rapture Raleigh)''', perhaps the only real troll in DwiTek, he was a soulless jackass who could switch from being a nice guy to a Rage-whore experiencing PMS for the first time.</s> While he was the closest thing to come to a real troll in Dwitek, this shitty pseudo trap did little more than being butthurt constantly. He was a long date furfag and had many relationships with [[gay|other furries]], namely [[furry|Zombie Pye]]. This is what led to the DwiTek [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|hacking of FurNation]] and all of Zombie Pye's furry shit. <s>Also likely the original author of this section of the article.</s> ORLY?
When confronted with this information, he will likely say [[Oh_ok|trolling everyone 4 lulz]] and leave to be [[emo|butthurt]] and [[an_hero|possibly more]].
* '''Char Enfield DwiTek''', like the Patriotic Nigras, is a Troll group designed to fuck over the Nazi Linden Labs and make everyone's life a living hell. However, unlike the Patriotic Nigras, DwiTek doesn't do a very good job of it. They don't have a zero-tolerance policy for furfags (around 30% of them are actually furfags), but their most lulzy act they made redeemed them for their tainted trolling; they destroyed the Teen Grid's FurNation by hacking into [[furry|Zombie Pye]]'s account, OSing his shit, taking thousands of dollars worth of Linden, and DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING. Eventually, without a leaderfag, the FurNation eventually lost their land, their builders, and everything else. And nothing of value was lost.
<s>That was the only trolling act worthy of praise.</s> I sincerely apologize. This was just Kion raging his evidentally furry ass off over a break-up with Zombie Pye. DwiTek = Fail.
Apparently, Exsilius, whom we have mentioned earlier, decided to move DwiTek to the Main Grid, and is planning to work with the Patriotic Nigras, though he doesn't realize that a group that always seems to be flatlining when it comes to activity AND loses all of it's members during transfer from TG to MG wouldn't interest the Patriotic Nigras, no matter how much fried chicken you offer them.
==Ways of trolling in SL==
<b> Raids </b>
<b> Raids </b>
*1.A raid! It's a hard job kids. To raid even  smallest event you need /b/ros,organistation and good plan.
*1.A raid! It's a hard job kids. To raid even  smallest event you need /b/ros,organistation and good plan.
Else you'll get B& by sim admins fast.
Else you'll get B& by sim admins fast.
*2. Cybering and then sending other side miget gay porn pics claiming "It's me my sexyeh stud!". it's easy,lulzworthy but needs moneyh
*2. Cybering and then sending other side miget gay porn pics claiming "It's me my sexyeh stud!". it's easy,lulzworthy but needs moneyh
*3.Roleplay trolling. <br>
*3.Roleplay trolling.  
<br>
 
<b> Chat Spam </b>
<b> Chat Spam </b>
*1. Make New hotmail or 10minutemail.
*1. Make New hotmail or 10minutemail.
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*11. [[PROFIT!]]
*11. [[PROFIT!]]
*12. .jpeg/.avi that shit for [[lulz]].
*12. .jpeg/.avi that shit for [[lulz]].
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<b>Object Spam</b><br>
P.S Rez extra boxes for extra [[lulz]]
There also is a "Sandbox" where you can build things out of primitive shapes. Or you could just make an automated script that does it for you.
 
Try these fun ideas for maximum lulz!
{{quote|
# Make a big immovable box constantly plays an annoying sound and drop it on top of people at random.
[21:45] GaySubDom: you're ugly
# Create [[forkbomb|something that endlessly self-replicates]] until the servers grind to a halt trying to keep track of them all.
 
# Make a swarm of invisible objects that home in on the nearest person. These objects should fling people over the horizon on contact.
[21:45] GaySubDom: and fat
# Create a box that homes in on people and shoves them around


[21:45] GaySubDom: nerd
Some areas are set up in such a way that anyone teleporting in is sent to a welcome area with "no guns allowed, STRICTLY ENFORCED" signs, avatar shops, and other such faggotry. These are your best target areas. Bonus points if the area in question happens to be inaccessible without teleporting.


[21:45] GaySubDom: you ugly fat nerd
Spawning these items into public places is known as "griefing". Here are a few fun places to test them out!
* [[http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Dark%20Secrets/74/51/1119| Blu Yiff Club]]
* [[http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/LiL%20FoX%20DeN/98/222/22| The Yiff and Snuff Den]]
* [[http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Furry/167/191/60| Furry Fashion]]
* [[http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/YIFF/82/237/3401| YIFF]]
* [[http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Quarabia/114/129/501| The Ark]]
* [[http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Rinji/202/83/1061| GYC]]
* [[http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Mendon/96/122/1079| Dragon Yiff Club]]
* [[http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Baeogae/184/202/3506| The Furry Den]]
* [[http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Furnication/75/155/2000| Furnication]]
* [[http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/IYC%20Addictions/132/224/22| IYC]]


[21:45] GaySubDom: you're also a bitch


[21:45] GaySubDom: an ugly fat nerd bitch with aids
Some musicians are so untalented that they have to play in a virtual world just to get people to like them. Needless to say, hilarity always ensues when a griefer shows up and starts playing very loud screaming sounds. You know what to do...
 
[21:45] ℳïṡṡ Ƒәяяϊɳ: Who are you referring to?
 
[21:45] GaySubDom: The person in the wind tunnel
 
[21:46] GaySubDom: who sounds 20-40
 
[21:46] GaySubDom: and in a wind tunnel
 
[21:46] GaySubDom: and is an ugly fat nerd
 
[21:46] Lecora: hush, i was not adressing you.
 
[21:46] ℳïṡṡ Ƒәяяϊɳ: If you have a complaint, please file it with Security.
 
[21:46] GaySubDom: I'll file my complaint right up your fat nerd ass
 
[21:46] Denizine Resident ejected and banned you from this land.|
A typical troll}}
 
==Military==
As if being a hive for furfags isn't enough; Second Life has made it so that you can turn what once was an online community into an FPS game. This is how it works: 13 year old boys gather two hundred other 13 year old boys, and start an army group with a faggot name. This "army" teleports to a "base" with around 200 other 13 year old boys, and they shoot at each other, screaming their prepubescent voices into their shitty microphones while crashing the sim and lagging everyone within a nine sim radius. Examples of TSL Armies:
* ASR - Army of the Sith Republic. As you can guess, this group is a Star Wars-themed army. Most of them are furries, and it's run by an internet man-whore called Shawn Hutchinson. ASR is also the largest army on the Teen Grid, and owns around 93% of all the land that was ever put up for sale. ASR is hated by the noobs, and their only allies are New Rome and a piece of lint. They have killed militaries on TSL by [[no life|making sure no one could make an army large enough to oppose them through their buying so much land]], NO ONE HAS ENOUGH ROOM FOR ANOTHER LAGGY BASE. But it isn't all that bad, because [[Nobody cares|ZOMGTHEYHAVEKEWLARMORANDSHIT.]]
 
* Maleficent Hands, or as Master Umaga would call it, "New Rome" - Maleficent Hands is [[Nobody cares|a shitty army that, at first glance, looks like it has a sim base like MG armies, but at second glance you realize their sim, "Terra Prime" is pretty much a W40K version of Tierheim]]. Unlike ASR, they don't like Star Wars, but they like Warhammer 40K, [[No|making them automatically cooler than ASR]]. All of them have [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|huge egos]], and [[Truth|small penises]]. ESPECIALLY Master Umaga, who fancies himself the best fighter on the Teen Grid, which is like boasting that you were the best jailbait in Prison; it's nothing to be proud of, and stop talking about it to your mother, you faggot. [[Communist|Then they have Jeston, the wannabe Commissar of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union]], but has managed to become [[Truth|one of the most hated individuals on the Grid.]] One of the other prominent faggots is Helo Twine, a skinny, long-haired white kid that apparently has absolutely no life in any way whatsoever, thereby giving him unnecessary amounts of time to dedicate his life to sucking Master Umaga's fat throbbing chode and standing around Terra Prime for days before collapsing from pure exhaustion from around three weeks of nonstop Second Life. Seriously, there should be a fucking law: Before you can play Second Life, you have to have a first life, [[Lolwut|(yo helo twine up in hurr, i am skinny and i am white and i do have gorgeous locks so ladies watch out, yes i do not have a RL since i am hooked up to an incubator trying to gain super powers right now so i can pretty much sit around and play SL, i am  utterly dedicated to masters weiner  as u guessed, yes i have collapsed of exhaustion cause i was doing some SL finger crunches so i can play better! helo twine out! IN REAL LIFE.)]]
 
*Catalyst - [[Lie|The greatest army on the Teen Grid]] with the most powerful weapon ever created as it's primary weapon: The Banhammer, which they freely, liberally, and continuously smash upon entire hordes of other people for some infraction of the Rules of Engagement, which apparently forbids shooting and shouting in combat as means of communication. Varg Svenson wields the ban hammer like a black man wields a Glock, and therefore leads the group.
 
* Master Umaga - <s>Called an army by some, but more commonly titled "The Best Fighter on the Grid". It's a fact that when he was a week old noob, he was able to glass the entirety of New Rome's Skybase by himself. Today, many years later, he can be found single-handedly taking on entire Main Grid empires with incredible combat skill and tactical knowledge. Many say (though without rock-hard evidence) that the reason Master Umaga is so good, is because his account is wired to a mainframe of combat scripts and artificial intelligence; using a formula that automatically calculates 100% success rate combat moves. A former member of Tribe Seven, a hacker group, was said to have been onto this AI mainframe; but was later banned for unknown reasons. Even more strange, bullets and vehicles that seem to be about to kill Master Umaga instantly have script errors or freeze in mid-air before reaching him. Whatever the case might be, cheater or not, Master Umaga is not a force you want to be up against. Today, Master Umaga is a General of New Rome, having been it's Champion for 2 years and counting as well. Rumor has it that his new account is Gee Overland. Attempts at trolling this individual have resulted in replies such as coding errors, and incomprehensible techo-babble; leading more and more people to believe that he is a robot with each passing day.</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.
 
== Chickens is Serious Business!!1! ==
 
Okay, so there's this bullshit called [http://phaylen.com/?p=164 Sion Eggs] also see [http://chickenlife.wordpress.com/], which are basically the gay offspring of a [[Tamagotchi]] that raeped a chicken. You have to buy, raise, feed, breed, etc. these things so you can be a [[winrar]] and your life will finally have meaning. They are the bane of many sim owners and residents because they reportedly contain ovar [[9000]] sim-lagging scripts. They have been [[b&]] from [[at least 100]] sims because of this.
 
Farming chickens is [[serious business]]. These eggs/chickens are valued by their generation and colors. There is a chance if you try to breed them they can produce eggs that are worth ovar [[9000]] Linden Bux. Rares can range from 2000-[[9000]] Linden Bux and [[moar]]. The guy who made them, Sion Zaius makes lots of raep bux because he sells the only food and a myriad of other official products that you have to have to play/grow/trade these retarded things.
 
Good News. Not only can they die...they can be killed!
 
Here's the ways they can be killed:
*Returned to inventory (can only be stored/traded in official chicken boxes)
*Die of old age
*Killed by another chicken
*Killed by the chicken you're trying to breed the other one with
*Disease (you must buy moar pet medicines!!!!...from Sion Zaius of course)
*They Starve (you must buy moar food from...yeah that asshole ^^)
*They feel like it
*They [[an hero]]
*Pretty much anything (not kidding)
 
Okay, here's the best part, you can just fucking shoot these stupid fucking things and they'll die. The owner will get a message saying who killed them. It may be hard to kill them if they're on 'No Build' land. If that is the case, try getting into the land group the owner is in.
Otherwise, all you have to do is shoot it with any gun, or in some way cause a high speed collision with another prim and they'll [[bawww]] to death.
 
[[Fact]]: If you can find and destroy an entire farm of these things you will win 10 internets.
 
Find them and destroy them! Wait until their owner gets online and finds out and comes bawwwing to you and tells all his friends to harass you. Copy the chat-logs and post for full-on [[lulz]]. Plus, technically this isn't even an Abuse Reportable offense. No doubt you will get reported but Linden Labs isn't going to give a fuck. In fact, Linden Labs has been returning entire chicken farms to [[lusers]] inventories (in effect, killing all dems chickens) because these chicken farms are in fact Abuse Reportable offenses themselves as they hog the fuck out of sim resources.
 
[[For great justice]], search out and destroy these stupid things whenever/wherever you see them.
 
You almost have to hand it to the inventor of this crap for getting so many [[furries]] to part with their hard-earned [[Rape Dollars|raep bux]] and obsess over this shit. There are major [[lulz]] to be had by killing these wherever you find them. Honestly, what could be [[moar]] gratifying than shooting some chickens and hearing someone [[baw]] about how you destroyed 100,000 raep bux worth of chickens?
 
If for some reason you can't destroy them, just file an AR report, saying something to the effect of the entire sim is lagging and they're unfairly hogging sim resources and you can't even wear your [[blue hair]] and the Lindens will practically do the job for you. Bonus if a victim [[an hero]]s over it. Also, you can message them personally and tell them you're reporting them for added chat-log generated [[lulz]].
 
==NoR city==
''NoR city'', the most famous sim in SL for drama, is a 5(originaly) simulator wide [[role-play]] sim on [[Second Life]]. Midian is mostly infected with basement dwelling virginal closet geeks who live with their Mothers and like to fancy themselves [[Goths]], child molesting [[Furries]], she-male military trolls direct out of mangina boot camp, or 80 year old bisexual perverts with penis envy.
 
===Founding===
NOR was stolen(Well to be honest-made for free) from Suzanna Soyinka (Who's team made whole sim build and accepted them in CCS commmunity) in 2006 by Luxa Budhan who is one of the 80% of all SL users who are men(Or just girls that missing only a dick to be called dudes) pretending to be [[female]]. Suzanna being the astounding creator she is washed her hands of the place after being ousted and is now very ashamed to have her good name associated with Midian. Luxa can’t spend all of her time enjoying her mangina(Or e-peonor) on her massive role-play sim alone, so she sells administrator rights to the highest inept bidder letting them run the place.
===Content===
Nor is based around the premise that in the [[future]], bad things will happen, and the land will become Lul-free. Fake IRL races of creatures like nekos, lycans, [[vampires]], demons, angels, [[fairies]], and elves, and rarely if ever humans, will emerge and battle for dominance either kung fu style or using weapons even larger than Jade's ego. Unlike many role-play sims very little emphasis is based on role-play, and more emphasis is placed on mindlessly killing other players. Making the cry of the former Nor city players “I at least wanted a little [[romance]] and lube, before you shoved it so hard up my ass Luxa(Correction-Sicarus now)!”
 
Nor City is run by incompetent child molesting [[furries]], and is responsible for a SL disease known as Nor City Scabies. The administrators and GM’s are notorious nincompoops and their constant greifing,horrible drama(that destroyed quite good staff team that tryed their best to promote rp) harassing, and abuse of their player base has caused many of their lager factions to break off and start their own sims.
 
===Fucking Over COLA===
Perhaps what Nor is most famous for after drama, is fucking over Suzanna Soyinka (A horrible drama queen hearing things only in her own way but thats the other story), the owner of the role-play sim City of Lost Angels, or COLA. Luxa (A lot of people actually including Baron Nowhere) became angry (actually-Suzanna disliked the fact that nor started to give real proffits and said "Put exp flow on three else gtfo from CCS network!) when the actual role-play occurring on COLA interfered with his ability to get E-Penis in his mangina. Jade Steele responded by destroying his agreement with COLA to eventually unite into one massive Role-Play sim of doom, and ripped off the code for Suzanna Soyinka’s Combat system ((CCS or Community Combat System)) and replaced it with a new piece of shit (Not very true-after short time WARPS became much better, but then main coder and haxor allowed his gf to have fun with it).
 
One former GM (Suz's alt) had this to say: "he showed his true self by being a thieving bastard and a master manipulator. But we have seen the truth, you motherfucker, and yer going down along with your system and its politics." (And she sucked down for good. Suz is a poor and claims that few times she had to borrow money for groceries to pay for COLA, and luxa made acctual money to hire actual lawyers actually promising to leave Suz on the corner selling her ass in case she will keep this shit up).
 
===Downfall===
Luxa Budhan is directly responsible for the downfall of the NOR City due to her mismanagement(Puting a paranoid freak in charge was a bad idea) pitting roleplayers(Because a lot of stuff left and they were faction leaders) against each other also putting administrators(A lot of thouse were put in there for in charge who spend the bulk of their time creating more drama(In. When brought to Sicaru's attention she(Or he. Because he is either taking hormones and blow or it's a girl in perma pms) either ignores or punishes the mailman by making him fuck her mangina. She allows these chav administrators to stay because they are either the people paying her or some friend willing to feed her huge ego.
 
 
Another thing special to the sex-combat sim Nor City, is the owner and admin’s love of OOC drama. Breaking the sacred rule of roleplay, the people running the nor city constantly take personal slights made out of character, to godmod(anti sim agenda), and achieve true geek rage. Countless groups have been destroyed(By ingame RP tools by the way), alternative accounts outed(Hundreds of thouse ussaly used fro griefing on admins liked by crowd but disagrieing with Luxa's politics), lives destroyed(Only one-one copuple out there was thinking about marriage), and furries yiffed in the name of nerd rage on the NoR city. This is why counter-terrorist groups have begun to shower the Nor city with their own personal brand of old west justice.
 
===Adminstrators===
This title is often given to people who are generally Ass kissers,people that seem smart and wise(but appear 100% idiots and drama queens with no personal life), Lazy Slobs, and general all around pedophiles. Nor city is run by such of the above mentioned descriptors, which is why it will fall. The Admins are uselessand incompetent in dealing with real issues.
They often spend their time sticking their e-penis where it doesnt belong.


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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'''<center>Anshe Chung interview incident.</center>'''
|<youtube>XOtCXxKZV9o</youtube><br>
'''<center>The Patriotic Nigras promo video.</center>'''
|<youtube>qSDB5zErn0Y</youtube><br>
'''<center>The Patriotic Nigras hard at work closing a sandbox.</center>'''
|<youtube>7GoHOqGQLXI</youtube><br>
'''<center>A Patriotic Nigra single-handedly takes down a profane Gorean sim.</center>'''
|<youtube>MhL_QBWhbzE</youtube><br>
'''<center>Lol, Concert owned by [[User:LoganRuhn|Logan Ruhn]] and Zewb.</center>'''
|<youtube>xFSMiyGPdxw</youtube><BR>
'''<center>Another concert owned by [[User:LoganRuhn|Logan]] and Zewb.</center>'''
|<youtube>RsV2wbgzRDk</youtube><br>
'''<center>April 17th 2008: "Statement of Intent"</center>'''
|<youtube>8xWHtZ1R6kM</youtube><br>
'''<center>April 25th, 2008: "Declaration of War"</center>'''}}|border=#BEEADB|background=#BEEADB}}</center>


== Live Music ==
|<youtube>imd-AF6lIO0</youtube><center>'''[[Anshe Chung]] interview incident.'''</center>
Some musicians are so untalented that they have to play in a virtual world just to get people to like them. Needless to say, hilarity always ensues when a griefer shows up and starts playing very loud screaming sounds. '''''[[PROTIP]]:''''' The following log is much more lulzy when you listen to the audio:
|<youtube>RedLyae4b2s</youtube><center>'''[[Anshe Chung]] interview incident pt 2'''</center>
 
|<youtube>hc8Boq3ytUM</youtube>'''FREE GAMES FOR NUDES'''</center>
[[Media:Secondlifemusic.ogg|A Ruined Performance]]
|<youtube>ZERGog8oegg</youtube><center>'''[[Patriotic Nigras]] promo video.'''</center>
 
|<youtube>qSDB5zErn0Y</youtube><center>'''he Patriotic Nigras hard at work closing a sandbox.'''</center>
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|<youtube>7GoHOqGQLXI</youtube><center>'''A Patriotic Nigra single-handedly takes down a profane [[Gor]]ean sim.'''</center>
Gog Gremlin: Oww.
|<youtube>MhL_QBWhbzE</youtube><center>'''Concert owned by Logan Ruhn and Zewb.'''</center>
Angelis Bisiani: /omg who is that?
|<youtube>xFSMiyGPdxw</youtube><center>''''Another concert owned by Logan Ruhn and Zewb.'''</center>
Renegade Stonewall: wtf is that?
|<youtube>RsV2wbgzRDk</youtube><center>'''April 17th 2008: "Statement of Intent"'''</center>
Cherry Conover: /dear lord P>Ease stop w the gestures
|<youtube>8xWHtZ1R6kM</youtube><center>'''April 25th, 2008: "Declaration of War"'''</center>
stori Knopfli: omg my hearing is really gone now
}}}}
Multi Gadget v1.50.0 by Timeless Prototype
Alexandra Daikon: / OMG WHAT IS THAT
Haroldthe Burrel: / who's the fucking ignorant asshole
Zermillion Paine: my ears is bleeding
Gog Gremlin: It's NAMECENSOREDFORGREATJUSTICELOL
EscoBAR Soderstrom: stuck in the middle whit u
Cherry Conover: /interfeering with the music :(
Tealkra Pankhurst: wtf
You: it is NOT me
Renegade Stonewall: stop that shit
Chrysa Ferraris: That scared my cat
Morse Dillon: muted.
Lonnie Rockett: what a jerk
Rosa Gardner: wb Merle
You: and I find it racist that you just assume that it is me
Salome Strangelove is glad she always has sounds turned off, apparently
Merle Widget: Thanks Rosa, sounds like I missed the fun though. :(
Wendy Curtiss: Hi Salome!
Salome Strangelove: /hey Wendy
Alexandra Daikon: / Salome i literally just jmped 10 feet in the air, and it scared the crap out of my roomie too
Iliyana Carillon mmms and sighs
EscoBAR Soderstrom: plz stop that
Renegade Stonewall: bAN THAT GUY
Elizabeth Antonelli: /*sigh
Gail Glasgow: why is that bitch doing that
Andrew86 Saenz: hey
You: who the fuck is doing that shit
stori Knopfli: my gosh
Chrysa Ferraris: God cut that out!!
Gail Glasgow: bitch or man witch
Renegade Stonewall: kick that bastard out!!!!!
Salome Strangelove: /folks, turn off your room sounds
Alexandra Daikon: / SOUND EFFECTS TURNED OFF
Lonnie Rockett: punk a-hole
Alexandra Daikon: / jesus christ i just jumped again
Andrew86 Saenz: wtf is going on lol
Twome Rutledge: god!!
Gail Glasgow: i can't even hear the music...what's up
Chrissy Cordeaux ejected and banned you from this land.
</pre>


== Logs ==
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Cuntwaffle walks into a random house and spies on some Gorean basement dwellers having fantasy secks.
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|<youtube>b-1BmZAbicE</youtube><center>'''2007 LULZ'''</center>
(I enter the house to find a Gorean named Demonknight. Seconds later, Demonknight's slave enters.)
|<youtube>qkXd_siaF9A</youtube><center>'''Furry Invasion'''</center>
 
|<youtube>U6tSEQ4okC0</youtube><center>'''Exotic Mobian Community'''</center>
Demonknight Apocalypse: ((would you mind getting you sir ?))
|<youtube>Irspy8HR6lg</youtube><center>'''Bible Study'''</center>
Demonknight Apocalypse: ((out))
|<youtube>q2ArIg1Btp8</youtube><center>'''GRAND WIZARD RETURNS'''</center>
You: sorry
|<youtube>vnM0o1RFOrU</youtube><center>'''BABY FUR ADOPTION'''</center>
 
|<youtube>1MV13rqx-gI</youtube><center>'''Cultural Enrichment'''</center>
(I exit the house and go around back to listen.)
|<youtube>wPMEC2mcorY</youtube><center>'''EXTREME ANGRY RAGER!!!'''</center>
 
|<youtube>tHo_jqf_nyU</youtube><center>'''Big Furry Adventure'''</center>
Tears Fermi: .kneel
|<youtube>2kGoO1fLCU0</youtube><center>'''Big Brony Adventure'''</center>
</pre>
}}}}
 
''[[Second Life/Logs|Read on...]]''


== See also ==
== See also ==
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* [[Mircea Kitsune]]
* [[Mircea Kitsune]]
* [[Whirled]]
* [[Whirled]]
* [[Ralph]]
* [[Ralph Pootawn]]
*[[Garry's Mod]] - Same shit
*[[Garry's Mod]] - Same shit


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*<s>[http://gotchadesigns.org/ "Please join our Group" Typical Advertising Bullshit] </s> - Deleted.
*<s>[http://gotchadesigns.org/ "Please join our Group" Typical Advertising Bullshit] </s> - Deleted.
*[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/01/08/survivor_recovers_enough_to_sue/ Flying wang survivor threatens DMCA action (seriously)]
*[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/01/08/survivor_recovers_enough_to_sue/ Flying wang survivor threatens DMCA action (seriously)]


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{{Timeline|Featured article January 31, [[2007]]|[[Greg Solomon]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Knuffy]]}}
{{Timeline|Featured article January 31, [[2007]]|[[Greg Solomon]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Knuffy]]}}


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Latest revision as of 14:17, 31 March 2018

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How to invade Second Life.
Infected with furfaggotry as well.

Second Life is an online virtual community where people with no lives use wishful thinking and piles of Lindens to create "sexy" avatars, then wander aimlessly hoping to find others to talk with. This almost never happens. The title of second life is somewhat inaccurate, because it implies that the user had a first life as well as his game progress on the "game". However, if they have enough free time to pretend to be an anorexic woman with big tits ( even though they're probably middle-aged men ) or a fucking fox, then clearly this isn't the case.

The only people who currently play SL are assorted Brazilians and furfags looking for someone to possibly have sex with them.

Second Life Society

Due to the the wide variety of virtual sex acts and interactive genitals available and better graphics than Furcadia, the furfags have begun to flock to Second Life. Many have even gone so far as to establish their own virtual furry sex enclaves.

If they're not furry, they're probably Gorean instead. The Gorean idiots like to pretend they are on another planet where it's normal to kidnap women, rape them, and treat them like animals. Goreans mostly are fat old guys with no life, old housewifes with no life and ugly girls thinking about becoming lesbian. Here's an example of typical Gorean dribble: 

(I enter the house to find a Gorean named Demonknight. Seconds later, Demonknight's slave enters.)

Demonknight Apocalypse: ((would you mind getting you sir ?))
Demonknight Apocalypse: ((out))
You: sorry

(I exit the house and go around back to listen.)

Tears Fermi: .kneel

Read on...

Need I say it?

They are also super easy to troll:

  1. Create female avatar (which is important)
  2. Infiltrate some community of theirs and find out who is their alpha slut (she or he usually cybers with admin and claims to be his or her irl girlfriend or boyfriend or something)
  3. Play along with this shit
  4. State that Gor novels are copied version of Robert E. Howard books and they also promote Nazi ideology
  5. ?????
  6. PROFIT!!!

Warning! This is only an example-you'll need to think how to do this right or you'll get banned fast.

The few remaining people are always some sort of Nationalist or a confused n00b who will quit the game within a week.

Regular inhabitants of Second Life will treat it with more importance than their real life and whine to the mods about every inconvenience. The admins are completely overwhelmed with users whining about shit like somebody leaving an e-car parked on their e-lawn. Because of this people can get away with repeatedly building Polaris missiles underneath groups of innocent bystanders and launching them fifty miles into the air.

The only interesting thing that ever happened to Second Life is the "Interview with Floating Dongs" (scroll down) inflicted by clever scripters on a very wishful-thinking animation of a woman who made her fortune "selling virtual real-estate" and the nice reporting and publicity from that by Something Awful.

Example Second Life Members

ANARCHISTIC UNDERCITY has offered to transport you to his location at: SL SYNAGOGUE.
Typical Second Life Tough Guy.
  • Phlat Bartfeld is a creepy gorean who gets off on humping little girls. Easily tricked into memes.
  • Plastic Duck - A weirdo who made giant penises and waggled dongs everywhere until he was banned. Plastic Duck now works for Linden Labs. His job now includes helping them kill innocent black people, and blowing furfags. DO NOT GO NEAR HIM OR TRUST AT ALL COSTS. If SLH says so, it must be true.
  • Prokofy Neva, the suspected reincarnation of Ayn Rand. Has a personal vendetta against Plastic Duck. Writes furiously about Nigra activities and has a hissyfit if anyone disagrees with her. Likes to compare everything and everyone to Lenin.
  • Anshe Chung, a former cyberwhore who is now a land baron and very butthurt about an in-game incident where she was attacked by multiple flying penises. Amazing lulz ensued, as this was for a live taping for CNet Video below. Actually an IRL man acting through his wife as a conduit for his twisted fantasies.
  • The Patriotic Nigras - The creators of Fort Longcat, PN is a furry-resistance (resistance to furries, that is) organization spreading peace and lulz all over the Second Life world.
  • Woodbury University - Actually a real University, in California. Made the hilarious decision of leaving their $5000 investment in SL in the capable hands of /b/tards. They can be found griefing Prokofy Neva and Ravenglass Rentals, or in Longcat, pissing away university funds on giant penises. Somehow, they've successfully brainwashed Intlibber Brautigan into thinking they're legit and not just a bunch of retards in it for the lulz, and just about all of them are banlink mods because of it.
  • Hal Turner's buddies at the Vanguard News Network have sought to establish a white nationalist presence on Second Life, as noted here. VNN members initially proposed "beating up" nigras, spreading propaganda, hosting a virtual holocaust conference, and "posing as non-whites and attacking whites in an effort to polarize the population along racial lines and incite a virtual race war." Before they could follow through with their plans, they went into typical skinhead infighting about the effectiveness of such a move and quickly forgot about the original topic. As usual.
  • The Second Life Liberation Army are a terrorist group who feels butthurt that Linden Labs doesn't pay attention to them anymore. They are waging a campaign of bombings against American Apparel and other obvious, boring targets.
  • The Wrong Hands - Splinter group made up of former w-hat goons, woodbury university members, and various, assorted, self-proclaimed griefers/trolls. The group's original purpose was to troll the JLU. Due to the present lack of the JLU in Second Life, the group's members spend most of their time in their private sim giving each other handjobs and reminiscing about how they used to be relevent to everyone other than Prokofy Neva. Despite being a group of self-proclaimed troublemakers, TWH members are in fact some of the easiest Second Life denizens to troll in that something as minor as copybotting their snowflake griefer attire will send them into a whirlwind of anal leakage.

Economy

Dongs power the economy in Second Life.
Just liek teh real thing!

Second Life users are encouraged to pay for in-game money, which they can then use to buy in-game goods. Second Life likes to promote this economy in the old media as being rich with items such as houses, nightclubs, designer clothes, and popular music.

Actually, the primary industry in Second Life is cock.

All Second Life avatars are built like Ken and Barbie by default, in that they are without any form of genitalia. To counter this, thriving cock and cunt industries have emerged. These cocks and cunts have been designed and programmed to act just like their real-life equivalents, with the exception that they always work but you have to fap at the same time to get a truly sad illusion.

Common features of Second Life cocks and cunts include:

Most of Second Life's user base can be found outside the cock or cunt shops. Here they purchase and make use of the latest in penis or vulva technology. Most Second Lifers remain in a perpetual state of undress around these shops, many of them publicly engaging in cybersex. If you should find yourself wanting a cock or cunt, simply follow the trail of nude avatars and lols to the nearest penis or vulva store.

If you want to make things you need to buy land and pay for it's upkeep. Outside of cocks land is the only way to make decent money.

Anyone who owns property or commercial operations in SL must be assumed to be a bourgeois running-dog imperialist class enemy and a hater of nigras, as these users benefit most from the status quo, and are thus resistant to the inevitable collapse of the Linden dollar economy as new markets become rarer and the capitalist-mercantile system crumbles with the onset of post-colonialism. HAHAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, MILITARY EXPANSION FUELS WAR INDUSTRY THUS OFFSETTING POST COLONIAL ECONOMIC IMPLOSION BUT EVENTUALLY LEADS TO OVEREXTENSION AND CULTURAL BACKLASH RESULTING IN A SLOW DECLINE PUNCTUATED BY BRIEF PERIODS OF EXPLOSIVE VIOLENCE.

Things to Do

Common sights in SL.
Yiff Theater's world famous parrot dildo!
MS Paint of EVERY SINGLE GAME OF SECOND LIFE EVAR.

Linden Labs demands that all residents verify their age with a third party company. This is likely due to frequent loli that so often appears in Second Life's cock shops. The blog states that any sim with a mature rating, and areas within it must flag their property as mature. All residents that have not given personal information to the Linden overlords will not be allowed inside these areas. This fails miserably however, because of the simple fact that land owners must set the protection themselves. Nobody wants to limit the mature adults from accessing their sim so nobody really sets the restrictions.

New users can marvel at all of the sights in Second Life. Colleges, nightclubs, cozy homes, clothing stores, and concerts are generally uninhabited. This keeps the lag down for the few people who might be interested in such things.

The other ninety-nine percent of users can be found habitually entering asl or outside new user portals, cock stores, and wacky gothic sex clubs.

Although Second Life was built for social interaction not much interaction actually happens. Residents generally spend their time sitting in one spot for an hour so the land appears to be popular. In return the user will get a few linden dollars worth virtually nothing in real life and in game could buy the person a wonky penis. This is called "Camping". Other users run the same boring quests over and over to gain lindens.

When not sitting around doing nothing or having Cybersex the people of SecondLife blow each other up. This is how it works: 13 year old boys gather other 13 year old boys and start an army group with a faggot name. This "army" teleports to a "base" with around 200 other 13 year old boys, and they shoot at each other, screaming their prepubescent voices into their shitty microphones while crashing the sim and lagging everyone within a nine sim radius. All because their money wouldn't buy them Counter Strike.

Some people also raise "Chickens". Chickens are the gay offspring of a Tamagotchi that raeped a chicken. Some examples include Sion Eggs and ChickenLife.

You have to buy, raise, feed, breed, etc. these things so you can be a winrar and your life will finally have meaning. They are the bane of many sim owners and residents because they reportedly contain ovar 9000 sim-lagging scripts. They have been b& from at least 100 sims because of this. People try to breed them in hopes of selling fancy colored offspring, but in the end the one who really makes money is Sion Zaius because he's the guy selling the items needed to grow the stupid things. Oh, and they can die!

Here's the ways they can be killed:

  • Returned to inventory (can only be stored/traded in official chicken boxes)
  • Die of old age
  • Killed by another chicken
  • Killed by the chicken you're trying to breed the other one with
  • Disease (you must buy moar pet medicines!!!!...from Sion Zaius of course)
  • They Starve (you must buy moar food from...yeah that asshole ^^)
  • They feel like it
  • They an hero
  • Pretty much anything (not kidding)

If for some reason you can't destroy them just file an AR report saying something to the effect of the entire sim is lagging and they're unfairly hogging sim resources and the Lindens will practically do the job for you. Also, you can message them personally and tell them you're reporting them for added chat-log generated lulz.

Trolls

A typical user doing his part for the economy.

A while back on 4chan, Anonymous wondered whether or not Second Life was raidable. Really, it never is that raidable because of the sheer size of the Main Grid, but it's always worth a shot. With that, the Patriotic Nigras were born, and Second Life was at the mercy of /b/.

But what of the Teen Grid? Are there any trolls from 4chan fucking everything up for the kiddies? No. But there are some trolls that may actually be teenagers from other parts of the internet. These trolls (who aren't really that good at trolling) started a group of griefers which terrorized the Teen Grid for around a year. This group was known as DwiTek.

Both groups operated in basically the same way.

Raids

  • 1.A raid! It's a hard job kids. To raid even smallest event you need /b/ros,organistation and good plan.

Else you'll get B& by sim admins fast.

  • 2. Cybering and then sending other side miget gay porn pics claiming "It's me my sexyeh stud!". it's easy,lulzworthy but needs moneyh
  • 3.Roleplay trolling.


Chat Spam

  • 1. Make New hotmail or 10minutemail.
  • 2. Make new SL account.
  • 3. http://wiki.patrioticnigras.org/wiki/ BALEETED Website back up error'd.
  • 4. Search for a "Roleplay Sim" ingame.
  • 5. Make a box.
  • 6. Make a script on the box with one of the spamming scripts from the below template.
  • 7. Click on the box, hit "Take Copy".
  • 8. Teleport to heavily populated Area.
  • 9. Equip box on any body part.
  • 10. ????
  • 11. PROFIT!
  • 12. .jpeg/.avi that shit for lulz.


Object Spam
There also is a "Sandbox" where you can build things out of primitive shapes. Or you could just make an automated script that does it for you. Try these fun ideas for maximum lulz!

  1. Make a big immovable box constantly plays an annoying sound and drop it on top of people at random.
  2. Create something that endlessly self-replicates until the servers grind to a halt trying to keep track of them all.
  3. Make a swarm of invisible objects that home in on the nearest person. These objects should fling people over the horizon on contact.
  4. Create a box that homes in on people and shoves them around

Some areas are set up in such a way that anyone teleporting in is sent to a welcome area with "no guns allowed, STRICTLY ENFORCED" signs, avatar shops, and other such faggotry. These are your best target areas. Bonus points if the area in question happens to be inaccessible without teleporting.

Spawning these items into public places is known as "griefing". Here are a few fun places to test them out!


Some musicians are so untalented that they have to play in a virtual world just to get people to like them. Needless to say, hilarity always ensues when a griefer shows up and starts playing very loud screaming sounds. You know what to do...

Gallery

Second Life Gallery About missing Pics
  • I mudded for your kips.
    I mudded for your kips.
  • AIDS MEMORIAL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
    AIDS MEMORIAL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
  • Massive Damage
    Massive Damage
  • WRYYYYYYYYYY
    WRYYYYYYYYYY
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  • Furries don't like it when I do this.
    Furries don't like it when I do this.
  • Dressed to kill. Niggers, that is.
    Dressed to kill. Niggers, that is.
  • Lock them in cages where they belong.
    Lock them in cages where they belong.
  • Be sure to only do this in a PG welcome area, and remember to include sound effects for maximum effect.
    Be sure to only do this in a PG welcome area, and remember to include sound effects for maximum effect.
  • Average Second Life group gathering.
    Average Second Life group gathering.
  • Even in SL, you have no friends.
    Even in SL, you have no friends.
  • SL caters to collectivist feline sex, among other perversions.
    SL caters to collectivist feline sex, among other perversions.
  • Around cats, never relax.
    Around cats, never relax.
  • A mob of virtue-loving Second Lifers confront a disgusting furry...
    A mob of virtue-loving Second Lifers confront a disgusting furry...
  • ... and negotiations are quickly concluded.
    ... and negotiations are quickly concluded.
  • "Baby furs? On MY Second Life?"
    "Baby furs? On MY Second Life?"
  • "I've been working vice for a long time, but some things never get any easier. Seeing an advertisement for a baby fur bondage harness is one of those things."
    "I've been working vice for a long time, but some things never get any easier. Seeing an advertisement for a baby fur bondage harness is one of those things."
  • "Don't worry, Mike. We'll get the bastards that did this."
    "Don't worry, Mike. We'll get the bastards that did this."
  • "Burn it...burn it all."
    "Burn it...burn it all."
  • "Where's your Fursiah now, baby fur?"
    "Where's your Fursiah now, baby fur?"
  • Fascist landowners are often worse than furries, but still easily dispatched by way of skilled musket fire.
    Fascist landowners are often worse than furries, but still easily dispatched by way of skilled musket fire.
  • "No combat zone, eh? How about we just put you in a cage and test toxic household cleaners on you?"
    "No combat zone, eh? How about we just put you in a cage and test toxic household cleaners on you?"
  • "Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that you have a fondness for mudkips. Promotions for everyone."
    "Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that you have a fondness for mudkips. Promotions for everyone."
  • God dammit.
    God dammit.
  • WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
    WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
  • But you gotta admit this is fapparific.
    But you gotta admit this is fapparific.
  • SL: Serious Business Chat (Pt. 1)
    SL: Serious Business Chat (Pt. 1)
  • SL: Serious Business Chat (Pt. 2)
    SL: Serious Business Chat (Pt. 2)
  • Build it and they will come cum.
    Build it and they will come cum.
  • People will love you after building one of these.
    People will love you after building one of these.
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    An attack of cheezeburgerz and bacon at a furry mall.
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    Notice how fast the less crazy role player ran away from that freak.

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