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Hayden Jagst(a.k.a Carnifex879 or HunterxHunter78) is an 18 year old AmeriKKKan weeb pervert who thought shooting up a psych-clinic would be funny, however he absolutely fucking failed, only scoring one frag- his father. After | Hayden Jagst(a.k.a Carnifex879 or HunterxHunter78) is an 18 year old AmeriKKKan weeb pervert who thought shooting up a psych-clinic would be funny, however he absolutely fucking failed, only scoring one frag- his father. After [[over 9000]] posts on a Columbine forum and a DeviantArt filled with foot porn, and realizing he can't ever compete with his heroes [[Eric and Dylan]], he went apeshit and JFK'd his dad with a [[Gun|22. hornet rifle]], instead of using his AR-15 (Which was taken off him, by his mother, presumably after fear of him committing a mass shooting). After disposing of his father, the little faggot attempted to make like a [[OJ Simpson|black man]] and hit the road, but unlike a nigger, he gave up peacefully towards the pigs, and now is getting bumsex'd in prison for the rest of his life. | ||
What a waste of a shooter. | What a waste of a shooter. | ||
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| Hayden Jagst | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 1
Top 50? |Fuck no |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Arrested |
Hayden Jagst(a.k.a Carnifex879 or HunterxHunter78) is an 18 year old AmeriKKKan weeb pervert who thought shooting up a psych-clinic would be funny, however he absolutely fucking failed, only scoring one frag- his father. After over 9000 posts on a Columbine forum and a DeviantArt filled with foot porn, and realizing he can't ever compete with his heroes Eric and Dylan, he went apeshit and JFK'd his dad with a 22. hornet rifle, instead of using his AR-15 (Which was taken off him, by his mother, presumably after fear of him committing a mass shooting). After disposing of his father, the little faggot attempted to make like a black man and hit the road, but unlike a nigger, he gave up peacefully towards the pigs, and now is getting bumsex'd in prison for the rest of his life.
What a waste of a shooter.
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