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As Ed grew into a teenager, he decided that he didn't like his Mother very much, and decided to go live with his Dad. Poor Ed; his Dad had remarried, and just wanted Ed's giant ass out of his house. So Ed was sent to live with his elderly grandparents. He was soon tired of his grandmother's shit too, so he shot her dead in her kitchen. When his grandpa came home, he then shot his ass dead too. | As Ed grew into a teenager, he decided that he didn't like his Mother very much, and decided to go live with his Dad. Poor Ed; his Dad had remarried, and just wanted Ed's giant ass out of his house. So Ed was sent to live with his elderly grandparents. He was soon tired of his grandmother's shit too, so he shot her dead in her kitchen. When his grandpa came home, he then shot his ass dead too. | ||
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Revision as of 13:51, 24 August 2021
Edmund "Big Ed" Kemper is an American serial killer. Before being rudely imprisoned, he enjoyed long, quiet drives, helping young female hitchhikers, spending time with his mother and cooking. Standing at the impressive height of 6'9", college girls absolutely adored him.
His IQ was tested at 145; which explains how he got into the panties of so many co-eds in the 70s. Or maybe it was his glasses, his deep baritone voice and his unfailing respect for women.
Ed wasn't always such a stud; in fact, throughout his childhood, he terrified nearly every member of the opposite sex. Including his sainted Mother, Clarnell. When he was still in elementary school,he was not allowed to sleep upstairs with his mother or his sisters, instead, he was banished to the basement, in case he decided to rape one or all of them.
As Ed grew into a teenager, he decided that he didn't like his Mother very much, and decided to go live with his Dad. Poor Ed; his Dad had remarried, and just wanted Ed's giant ass out of his house. So Ed was sent to live with his elderly grandparents. He was soon tired of his grandmother's shit too, so he shot her dead in her kitchen. When his grandpa came home, he then shot his ass dead too.
