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[[File:Las vegas shooting in progress.jpg|700px|thumb|center|When a real professional shows [[James Holmes|all]] [[Adam Lanza|these]] [[Eric Harris|fucking]] [[Dylan Klebold|amateurs]] how it's done.]]
 


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'''Stephen Craig Paddock'''{{Muslim}} (a.k.a. '''Abu Abdul Bar al-Amriki''') was a veritable [[God]] among [[Cucks|men]] who, at the age of [[Nintendo 64|64]], had a life's worth of experience as a licensed [[pilot]], [[Casino|gambler]], [[Adam Lanza|hunter]] and [[Hugh Hefner|professional old person]]. On October 1, [[2017]], Stephen decided to finally put his mad [[skillz]] to the test with [[Mass Murder|one last gamble]] as he told the [[degenerate]] [[Millenials|youth]] of [[Las Vegas]] to get the fuck off his lawn in style.
'''Stephen Craig Paddock'''{{Muslim}} (a.k.a. '''Abu Abdul Bar al-Amriki''' and '''[[Tintin|Captain Paddock]]''') was a veritable [[God]] among [[Cucks|men]] who had a life's worth of experience at the age of [[Nintendo 64|64]] as a licensed [[pilot]], [[Casino|gambler]], [[Islam|Imam]], [[Anders Behring Breivik|hunter]] and [[Hugh Hefner|professional geriatric]]. On October 1, [[2017]], after 9 months of a rather uneventful year, Stephen said, "Gosh darn it!" and decided to put his mad [[skillz]] to the test with [[Mass Murder|one last gamble]] as he ordered the [[degenerate]] [[Millenials|youth]] of [[Las Vegas]] to get the fuck off his lawn in style.


Stephen, an avid fan of [[country music]], blew out the two windows (one in the front and one in a corner) of his hotel room on the 32nd floor of the '''Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino''' and then opened fire on a crowd of 22,000 stupid kids who were attending '''Route 91 Harvest''', a so-called "''country music''" festival that Stephen [[Truth|believed]] was brutally [[raping]] the musical genre that he loved. LOL j/k he was actually with [[ISIS]] and wanted to kill some [[infidels]] in the name of [[Allah]].
Stephen, a literal die-hard fan of [[country music]], smashed open the windows in his suite in the '''Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino''' and rained lead on a crowd of 22,000 stupid posers attending the '''Route 91 Harvest''', a so-called "''country music''" festival that Stephen [[Truth|believed]] was brutally [[raping]] the genre he loved so dearly.


With 10 points in agility and perception, this Courier of Death was able to bring swift justice to the [[New Vegas]] strip as he racked up a whopping 58 kills and 546 injuries before firing at a security guard through the door of his hotel room and finally [[An Hero|turning the gun on himself]]. Stevie committed the worst mass shooting by a lone gunman in modern US history, also known as the '''Mandalay Bay Spray and Pray'''. His ''Mandalay Spray'' technique was super effective.
With 10 points in agility and perception, this Courier of Death delivered swift justice to the [[New Vegas]] strip as he racked up a whopping 58 kills and 422 injuries (all under 12 minutes!!) before being interrupted and finally [[An Hero|turning the gun on himself]]. Stevie committed the deadliest mass shooting by a lone gunman (or any gunmen for that matter) in US history; his super effective technique, the '''Mandalay Bay Spray and Pray''', is hailed by critics as the "best thing to happen in Vegas since ''The Hangover''."


==Background==
==The Mission==
This fine gentleman of the ripe age of 64 had gone to the City of Sins to drink and gamble away his problems as per usual with every Las Vegas individual, checking into the Mandalay Bay with 10 suitcases [[Win|without security noticing him]]. However, the house took him for what they had due to his gambling addiction, and so he was back in his hotel room waiting to exact revenge for taking him for every penny. Upon hearing the first notes of country music outside his window, his plan immediately formulated, prompting him to take one of his many rifles he happened to smuggle into his room, take aim and rain lead onto the unsuspecting offenders to his ears. Bullet after bullet, magazine after magazine, many of them found their targets, dropping them one by one and making him feel that much better about himself. Soon the cops caught on and found out the location of the cleanser of musical taste, about to rush in and take care of it, but were too slow as usual as Stephen did their job for them. As soon as his job was done, he shed himself from the mortal coil and went on to the great casino in the sky.  
[[File:De vegas.jpg|thumb|250px|Where the night's event took place.]]
This fine gentleman of the ripe age of 64 had gone to Sin City to drink and gamble away his problems as usual. Like any other decent Las Vegas individual, Stephen checked into the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay with 20 suitcases full of weapons and ammunition [[Win|without security noticing him]]. The house took him in due to his gambling addiction; little did they know that he would exact revenge for taking every penny.


==Reactions==
Upon hearing the first notes of Jason Aldean's crap tunes coming from outside, Stephen's plan immediately formulated, prompting him to smash open two windows, retrieve one of the dozens of rifles he happened to bring with him, take aim, and launch metal hail onto the unsuspecting ear-rapists congregated below.  
[[File:BIEFeliciaTweet.jpg|right|250px|thumb|A proud feminist wonders why [[The Donald|President Trump]] didn't call for the death penalty for Paddock, as he did for [[Sayfullo Saipov]].]]
The reactions came from [[Old media|old media]]{{jew}} and politicians, much like every other mass shooting. Paddock's profile didn't meet the typical [[loner]] or mental illness stereotype of a murderer, but they did find out that his father, Benjamin Paddock, was a bank robber on the [[FBI]]'s "Top Ten Most Wanted Fugitives" and was reportedly "psychopathic" and "suicidal." [[TOW]] wanted to delete the separate article on Paddock and wanted it to be a part of the shooting article itself, even though he is clearly notable due to beating the American high score by a long mile. A lot of people pulled the [[race card]] and said that since he's white, police or the news wouldn't label him as a terrorist due to not being a raghead. But his motive, whether it was religious or political, is ''still'' unknown.


Out of panic (as if that's not a surprise already), everybody started spreading false ass information. People confused Paddock with the ex-husband of the girlfriend he was with at the time, noting the fact that he was a [[Democrat]] who liked [[Rachel Maddow]] and was anti-[[Trump]]. Pictures of Paddock dead in his hotel room, including him laying on the floor dead and the spot where he hid all of his guns, were leaked onto the Internet.
Volley after volley, magazine after magazine, Stephen cut down large swathes of the enemy formation, making him feel that much better about himself. Soon the pigs located this musical maestro and were about to rush in to get his autograph, but as usual they were too slow because he did their job for them. When he completed his mission, Stephen Paddock let out one last joyful tear as he shed himself from his mortal coil and ascended to the great casino in the sky.
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As usual, a butthurt Hillary Twitter loudmouth named [https://twitter.com/yesgregyes Greg Morelli] weighed in on the situation thusly:
==Assault Plan==
 
===Walkthrough===
{{quote|1=Soon as I heard it was country music, I felt relief. White people shooting white people isn't terror...it's community outreach. #LasVegas|2=[https://twitter.com/yesgregyes Greg Morelli]|3=[http://archive.is/H3I02 5:28 AM - 2 Oct 2017]}}
[[File:Vegas_Massacre_steam.jpg|thumb|250px|Get rekt n00bz.]]
 
[[File:NewVegasGameOver.jpg|thumb|250px|Alleged photo of Stephen's game over.]]
Morelli owned Max's Deli in [[Chicago|Highland Park]] along with his father and brother until some busybodies improved the deli's Facebook page by adding photoshopped images of Morelli fapping over the victims. Turns out that Greg had only recently displayed his butthurt over Hillary's stunning loss with a jaunty cartoon of Nazi bagels and a depiction of an alt-right matzo ball which enraged the community enough that the local Max Weisenthal center agreed to help with damage control by hosting a frank discussion of the behavior, at which an unrepentant Greg [https://www.facebook.com/simonwiesenthalcenter/videos/10155397735713961/ behaved like an ass]. After the Vegas tweet, the Center had this to say of Greg Morelli:
[[File:Stephen_paddock_vegas_room_2.png|thumb|270px|"Tired lol. Gonna take [[an hero|an nap]]."]]
:Step 1 - [[The Donald|Invest in real estate]] and become rich {{check}}
:Step 2 - Learn your gun rights and laws even though you're about to murder dozens {{check}}
:Step 3 - Buy a small army's worth of guns with your money {{check}}
:Step 4 - Get ammo and cameras and shit {{check}}
:Step 5 - Rent out a room in a tower (optional: luxury hotel) {{check}}
:Step 6 - Wait for massive gathering of people {{check}}
:Step 7 - UNLEASH HELLFIRE UPON THE SHEEPLE (optional: suicide after) {{check}}
:Step 8 - Ignite further shitstorm via political meltdown {{check}}
:Step 9 - ????
:PROFIT!!!!!
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===[[The Matrix|Guns. Lots of guns.]]===
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File:Stephen_paddock_vegas_room_1.jpg|When you see it...
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File:Stephen_paddock_vegas_room_3.png|Stephen sure liked his guns.
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File:Stephen_paddock_vegas_room_5.png|[[Modern Warfare 2|Prestige 10]] camping setup.
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File:Stephen_paddock_vegas_guns_6.png|If only he was kind enough to loan one to [[Asa Coon]]...
File:Stephen_paddock_vegas_guns_11.png|..or [[Randy Stair]].
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{{quote|1=The Simon Wiesenthal Center is outraged by Max's Deli's disgusting Tweet and will have nothing to do with them in the future.|2=[https://www.facebook.com/simonwiesenthalcenter/videos/10155397735713961/?comment_id=10155416105643961&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R9%22%7D October 3 at 10:55am]}}
Without the cover of the Wiesenthal Center, and with their [[Yelp]] accumulating a mountain of complaints, the family allegedly [https://patch.com/illinois/highlandpark/brother-fires-maxs-deli-co-owner-after-1-offensive-post-too-many fired him].
==Borderline Bar & Grill College Country Night! Epilogue==
As was the case with the [[Virginia Tech Massacre]], many [[CNN|pundits]] proclaimed that [[Old People|Paddock]] had not been [[Fail|completely satisfied]] with his raping of just 58 [[redneck|country]] fans. On [[September 11|November 7, 2018]], a year and [[What|almost]] a month after Paddock reigned down his cleansing upon Country Music fans, another fine [[gentleman]] - [[Faggot|Ian David Long]] (who lived with his [[mom]], lol) walked into a [[Gay bar|Country Bar]] and took another [[Over 9000|12]] lives. One of those killed was a [[Navy|navy veteran]] who survived Paddock's wrath in [[Las Vegas]]. Many other attendees had also [[Survivalist|survived]] the massacre - leading many to question how these lucky few managed to beat the house odds. In response to this [[Mass shooting|shooting]], a Change.org petition has been started to stop the playing of country music indefinitely.
==Assault Plan==
[[Image:De_vegas.jpg|thumb|right|Where event took place]]
[[File:NewVegasGameOver.jpg|thumb|Alleged photo of Stephen's game over.]]
#Step 1 - Be rich {{check}}
#Step 2 - Learn your gun laws and rights even though you're about to murder a bunch of people {{check}}
#Step 3 - Buy a fuckload of guns with your money {{check}}
#Step 4 - Get ammo and cameras and shit {{check}}
#Step 5 - Rent out a room in a tower to shoot people from {{check}}
#Step 6 - Wait for massive gathering of people {{check}}
#Step 7 - Unload gunfire upon the SHEEPLE {{check}}
#Step 8 - Ignite further shitstorm via political meltdown {{check}}
#Step 9 - ????
# PROFIT!!!!!
===Loadout===
===Loadout===
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*'''Primary''': Fuckload of guns
*'''Primary''': A fuckload of [[guns]] + 6,000 rounds of ammo
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*Machine guns, AKs, ARs, and Sniper Rifles.
*Two dozen [[Assault rifle|ARs]] and Sniper Rifles (both 5.56 and .308) for constant [[pwnage]]. Fine selection of Daniel Defense, Colt, Ruger, ArmaLite, SIG-Sauer, LWRC, FNH, Noveske, Christensen, POF, and LMT rifles.
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*'''Thrown''': Money
*'''Thrown''': Money
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*$2000 overdraft.
*Cash purchases of weapons and $100,000 parting gift for his [[Whore|Pinoy girlfriend]].
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*Invisible against Spy Planes & Cops.
*Invisible against Las Vegas Metropolitan Police, [[ATF]], and Room Service.
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*'''Perk 2''': Sleight of Hand Pro
*'''Perk 2''': Sleight of Hand Pro
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*Removes reloading time for all weapons. Just pick another one of 23 different guns and continue firing!
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*'''Perk 3''': Stopping Power
*'''Perk 3''': Double Tap
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*Increases rate of fire by 33%, courtesy of bump stock.
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*'''Spell''': Zionism
*'''Spell''': Zionism
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*Double damage against Arabs, Americans, and Germans.
*Double damage against Arabs, Americans, Germans, and Country Music Fans.
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{{clear}}
{{clear}}


== Graded Score ==
==Reactions==
[[File:BIEFeliciaTweet.jpg|right|240px|thumb|A proud feminist wonders why [[The Donald]] didn't [[Sayfullo Saipov|call for the death penalty]] for a dead man.]]
[[File:Richard dawkins tweet vegas shooting october 2017.png|right|240px|thumb|[[Richard Dawkins|A great mind]] at work.]]
[[File:Vegas shooting oct 2017 liberal twitter.png|right|240px|thumb|Hall of fame.]]
It has been posited that one mistake Stephen made in his execution of the attack was that he did not leave behind any written manifesto or parting message, although [[some argue]] that this cliffhanger only adds an extra factor of lulz. The reactions from the [[Old media|old media]]{{jew}} and politicians, much like every other mass shooting, was the same. Paddock's profile didn't meet the typical [[loner]] or mental illness stereotype of a murderer, but they did find out that his father, Benjamin Paddock, was a bank robber on the [[FBI]]'s "Top Ten Most Wanted Fugitives" and was reportedly "psychopathic" and "suicidal." [[TOW]] wanted to delete the separate article on Paddock and wanted it to be a part of the shooting article itself, even though he is clearly notable due to beating the American high score by a long mile. A lot of people pulled the [[race card]] and said that since he's white, police or the news wouldn't label him as a terrorist due to not being a raghead. But his motive, whether it was religious, political, or musical, is ''still'' unknown.
 
Out of panic (as if that's not a surprise already), everybody started spreading false ass information. People confused Paddock with the ex-husband of the girlfriend he was with at the time, noting the fact that he was a [[Democrat]] who liked [[Rachel Maddow]] and was anti-[[Trump]].
 
As usual, a butthurt Hillary Twitter loudmouth named [https://twitter.com/yesgregyes Greg Morelli] weighed in on the situation thusly:
 
{{quote|1=Soon as I heard it was country music, I felt relief. White people shooting white people isn't terror... it's community outreach. #LasVegas|2=[https://twitter.com/yesgregyes Greg Morelli]|3=[http://archive.is/H3I02 5:28 AM - 2 Oct 2017]}}
 
Morelli owned Max's Deli in [[Chicago|Highland Park]] along with his father and brother until some busybodies improved the deli's Facebook page by adding photoshopped images of Morelli fapping over the victims. Turns out that Greg had only recently displayed his butthurt over Hillary's stunning loss with a jaunty cartoon of Nazi bagels and a depiction of an alt-right matzo ball which enraged the community enough that the local Max Weisenthal center agreed to help with damage control by hosting a frank discussion of the behavior, at which an unrepentant Greg [https://www.facebook.com/simonwiesenthalcenter/videos/10155397735713961/ behaved like an ass]. After the Vegas tweet, the Center had this to say of Greg Morelli:


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{{quote|1=The Simon Wiesenthal Center is outraged by Max's Deli's disgusting Tweet and will have nothing to do with them in the future.|2=[https://www.facebook.com/simonwiesenthalcenter/videos/10155397735713961/?comment_id=10155416105643961&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R9%22%7D October 3 at 10:55am]}}
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
Without the cover of the Wiesenthal Center, and with their [[Yelp]] accumulating a mountain of complaints, the family allegedly [https://patch.com/illinois/highlandpark/brother-fires-maxs-deli-co-owner-after-1-offensive-post-too-many fired him].
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== Critics' Review ==
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
{{GradedScore|'''58'''|Deadliest [[Old|OAP]] since [[Derrick Bird]]|4|Thought he could accurately aim from the top of a hotel|20|Smuggling in 23 rifles and putting them to good use|20|Reignited gun control debate and white privilege|20|An Hero + Deadliest mass shooting in modern US history|122|S+|<big>The House Always Wins</big><br>Thank you, Stephen, for proving that a terrible kill-to-injury ratio is irrelevant when you have godly firepower}}
|'''58'''/20 ''Deadliest OAP since [[Derrick Bird]]''
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|2/20 ''Thought he could accurately aim from the top of a hotel''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|20/20 ''Smuggling in 10 rifles and putting them to good use''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|20/20 ''Bringing back gun control topic and bringing up that white privilege''
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|20/20 ''An Hero + Deadliest mass shooting in modern US history''
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 120/100 ('''S''')</big>
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<center>'''The House Always Wins'''</center>
{{WantedLevel|level=5}}
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>
{{Wanted|5}}


==Aliases==
==Aliases==
[[Image:Anders Behring LOL.jpg|160px|thumb|right|Congratulations]]
[[Image:Anders Behring LOL.jpg|150px|thumb|right|[[Breivheart]] and Ol' Stevie are proof that they really do...]]
[[File:Stephen henry.jpg|thumb|160px|right|Paddock unshaven]]
[[File:Stephen henry.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Paddock unshaven]]
#havok with paddock
#Stevie Wonder Makes the Guns Thunder
#"swift like a haddock" Paddock
#Paddy The Sniper Daddy
#Daddy paddy wacker
#Click-Clack Paddywack
#Havok with Paddock
#"Swift like a Haddock" Paddock
#Daddy Paddy Wacker
#Stephen "bolted from the" Paddock
#Stephen "bolted from the" Paddock
#Stephen 'sLays in vegas' paddock
#Stephen 'sLays in Vegas' Paddock
#Stephen "your gonna be grievin'" Paddock
#Stephen "You're Gonna be grievin'" Paddock
#Click-Clack Paddywack
#steven "I've Fucking had it" Paddock
#steven "I've fucking had it" Paddock
#Stephen lvl 32 Warddock
#Stephen lv32 wardock
#Steve "You Can't Leave" Paddock
#Stephen "your not leavin'" Paddock
#Stephen "Stop you Breathin'" Paddock
#Stephen "stop you breathin'" Paddock
#Stephen "Guns Unsheathin'" Paddock
#Stephen "guns unsheathin'" Paddock
#Paddy The Sniper Daddy
#Lord Paddock from Havok
#Lord Paddock from Havok
#Lvl 32 Boss Battle
#Lvl 32 Boss Battle
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#The 4 Minute Decimator
#The 4 Minute Decimator
#Mr. M240
#Mr. M240
#Steve "You Can't Leave" Paddock
#Stephen "Oxygen Depletin" Paddock
#Stephen "Oxygen Depletin" Paddock
#Stephen "Give me a fucking reason" Paddock
#Stephen "Give me a fucking reason" Paddock
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#Stephen The Smoking Gun
#Stephen The Smoking Gun
#Stephen "Sending Yanks to St.Peter from 300 Meters" Paddock
#Stephen "Sending Yanks to St.Peter from 300 Meters" Paddock
#Stephen "Takes Your Life with an Asian Wife" Paddock
#Stephen "Take Your Life with an Asian Wife" Paddock
{{clear}}
{{clear}}


==Family Members==
==Family Members==
[[File:Paddock brother powerpuff girls desktop wallpaper.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Yeah, him, with the weird eyes and pedo desktop]]
[[File:Paddock brother powerpuff girls desktop wallpaper.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Yeah, him, with the weird eyes and pedo desktop]]
*'''Eric Paddock''' - Steve's twin brother. The 1%. A fucking freeloader who retired just to leech off his brother's success while eating 1000$ COMPED sushi everyday. He also thinks [[Immigrant|only poor people works at taco bell]] (inb4 the butthurt of every poor niggers and the 99%).
*'''Eric Paddock''' - Steve's twin brother. The 1%. A fucking freeloader who retired just to leech off his brother's success while eating 1000$ COMPED sushi everyday. He also thinks [[Immigrant|only poor people works at taco bell]] (inb4 the butthurt of every poor niggers and the 99%).
*'''Patrick Paddock''' - who?
*'''Patrick Paddock''' - who?
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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File:Vegas shooter id october 2017 pol-pundit-google.png|Whoops! {{archive|DrQms|Scrubbed story}}
File:Vegas shooter id october 2017 pol-pundit-google.png|Whoops! {{archive|DrQms|Scrubbed story}}
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File:Cbs fires hayley geftman-gold.png|What the Jew really thinks
File:Vegas shooting oct 2017 liberal twitter.png|Hall of fame
File:Richard dawkins tweet vegas shooting october 2017.png|A great mind at work
File:Youtubers on vegas 'crisis actors' october 2017.jpg|Youtube solves the case
File:Youtubers on vegas 'crisis actors' october 2017.jpg|Youtube solves the case
File:Scott adams thinks vegas shooter's bro is an actor.jpg|Court-admissible expert testimony
File:Scott adams thinks vegas shooter's bro is an actor.jpg|Court-admissible expert testimony
File:Trump_"resister"_tweet_vegas_oct_2017.jpg|You go, sister!
File:Trump_"resister"_tweet_vegas_oct_2017.jpg|You go, sister!
File:Vegas Massacre corpse1.jpg
File:Cbs fires hayley geftman-gold.png|What the Jew really thinks
File:HL2 Corpseing.jpg
File:Vegas Massacre corpsehat.jpg
File:Las Vegas Shooter C.png
File:Vegas Massacre Country Music.jpg
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==Epilogue: [[David Long|Borderline Bar & Grill]] College Country Night!==
On November 7, [[2018]], a year after Paddock gave his honest musical opinion upon country music fans, another fine [[gentleman]]—[[Ian David Long]] (who lived with his [[mom]], lol)—walked into a [[Gay bar|country bar]] and took another [[Over 9000|12]] lives. One of those killed was a [[Navy|Navy veteran]] who [[Lulz|survived Paddock's wrath]] in [[Las Vegas]]. Many other attendees had also [[Survivalist|survived]] the massacre, leading many to question how these lucky few managed to beat the house odds. In response to this [[mass shooting]], a Change.org petition was launched to prohibit the playing of country music indefinitely.


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Omar Mateen]] & [[Cho Seung Hui]] - defeated former US champion's scores.
*[[Omar Mateen]] & [[Cho Seung Hui]] - defeated former US champions
*[[Mass Shooting]] - the overused IRL dead meme that Stevey revived
*[[Nikolas Cruz]] - random [[faggot]] who tried to recreate Stephen's feat 4 months later at his school; failed considerably
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - 2019 Aussie contender who (unsuccessfully, but nearly) challenged Stephen's highscore
*[[Mass Shooting]] - the overused IRL dead meme that Stevie revived and took to a whole new level
*[[Gun Control]] - prepare for the great debate to be reignited with no positive outcome
*[[Gun Control]] - prepare for the great debate to be reignited with no positive outcome
*[[Donald Trump]] - [[Republican]] president during the occurrence of the mass shooting, and thus personally responsible (if you're liberal)
*[[Donald Trump]] - [[Republican]] president during the occurrence of the mass shooting, and thus personally responsible (if you're libtard)
*[[Bernie Sanders]] - [[Democratic]] senator during the occurrence of the mass shooting, and thus personally responsible (if you're conservative)
*[[Bernie Sanders]] - [[Democratic]] senator during the occurrence of the mass shooting, and thus personally responsible (if you're conservadick)
*[[9/11]]
*[[9/11]]


==External Links==
==External Links==


* '''[https://www.lvmpd.com/en-us/Documents/1-October-FIT-Criminal-Investigative-Report-FINAL_080318.pdf Official Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department Investigative Report FULL]'''
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Abu Abdul Bar al-Amriki
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore 58 killed, 546 injured
Top 50? 2nd
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes
Motive Islam


Stephen Craig Paddock☪ (a.k.a. Abu Abdul Bar al-Amriki and Captain Paddock) was a veritable God among men who had a life's worth of experience at the age of 64 as a licensed pilot, gambler, Imam, hunter and professional geriatric. On October 1, 2017, after 9 months of a rather uneventful year, Stephen said, "Gosh darn it!" and decided to put his mad skillz to the test with one last gamble as he ordered the degenerate youth of Las Vegas to get the fuck off his lawn in style.

Stephen, a literal die-hard fan of country music, smashed open the windows in his suite in the Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino and rained lead on a crowd of 22,000 stupid posers attending the Route 91 Harvest, a so-called "country music" festival that Stephen believed was brutally raping the genre he loved so dearly.

With 10 points in agility and perception, this Courier of Death delivered swift justice to the New Vegas strip as he racked up a whopping 58 kills and 422 injuries (all under 12 minutes!!) before being interrupted and finally turning the gun on himself. Stevie committed the deadliest mass shooting by a lone gunman (or any gunmen for that matter) in US history; his super effective technique, the Mandalay Bay Spray and Pray, is hailed by critics as the "best thing to happen in Vegas since The Hangover."

The Mission

Where the night's event took place.

This fine gentleman of the ripe age of 64 had gone to Sin City to drink and gamble away his problems as usual. Like any other decent Las Vegas individual, Stephen checked into the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay with 20 suitcases full of weapons and ammunition without security noticing him. The house took him in due to his gambling addiction; little did they know that he would exact revenge for taking every penny.

Upon hearing the first notes of Jason Aldean's crap tunes coming from outside, Stephen's plan immediately formulated, prompting him to smash open two windows, retrieve one of the dozens of rifles he happened to bring with him, take aim, and launch metal hail onto the unsuspecting ear-rapists congregated below.

Volley after volley, magazine after magazine, Stephen cut down large swathes of the enemy formation, making him feel that much better about himself. Soon the pigs located this musical maestro and were about to rush in to get his autograph, but as usual they were too slow because he did their job for them. When he completed his mission, Stephen Paddock let out one last joyful tear as he shed himself from his mortal coil and ascended to the great casino in the sky.

Assault Plan

Walkthrough

Get rekt n00bz.
Alleged photo of Stephen's game over.
"Tired lol. Gonna take an nap."
Step 1 - Invest in real estate and become rich
Step 2 - Learn your gun rights and laws even though you're about to murder dozens
Step 3 - Buy a small army's worth of guns with your money
Step 4 - Get ammo and cameras and shit
Step 5 - Rent out a room in a tower (optional: luxury hotel)
Step 6 - Wait for massive gathering of people
Step 7 - UNLEASH HELLFIRE UPON THE SHEEPLE (optional: suicide after)
Step 8 - Ignite further shitstorm via political meltdown
Step 9 - ????
PROFIT!!!!!


Guns. Lots of guns.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: A fuckload of guns + 6,000 rounds of ammo
  • Two dozen ARs and Sniper Rifles (both 5.56 and .308) for constant pwnage. Fine selection of Daniel Defense, Colt, Ruger, ArmaLite, SIG-Sauer, LWRC, FNH, Noveske, Christensen, POF, and LMT rifles.
  • Thrown: Money
  • Perk 1: Ghost Pro
  • Invisible against Las Vegas Metropolitan Police, ATF, and Room Service.
  • Perk 2: Sleight of Hand Pro
  • Removes reloading time for all weapons. Just pick another one of 23 different guns and continue firing!
  • Perk 3: Double Tap
  • Increases rate of fire by 33%, courtesy of bump stock.
  • Spell: Zionism
  • Double damage against Arabs, Americans, Germans, and Country Music Fans.

Reactions

A proud feminist wonders why The Donald didn't call for the death penalty for a dead man.
A great mind at work.
Hall of fame.

It has been posited that one mistake Stephen made in his execution of the attack was that he did not leave behind any written manifesto or parting message, although some argue that this cliffhanger only adds an extra factor of lulz. The reactions from the old media✡ and politicians, much like every other mass shooting, was the same. Paddock's profile didn't meet the typical loner or mental illness stereotype of a murderer, but they did find out that his father, Benjamin Paddock, was a bank robber on the FBI's "Top Ten Most Wanted Fugitives" and was reportedly "psychopathic" and "suicidal." TOW wanted to delete the separate article on Paddock and wanted it to be a part of the shooting article itself, even though he is clearly notable due to beating the American high score by a long mile. A lot of people pulled the race card and said that since he's white, police or the news wouldn't label him as a terrorist due to not being a raghead. But his motive, whether it was religious, political, or musical, is still unknown.

Out of panic (as if that's not a surprise already), everybody started spreading false ass information. People confused Paddock with the ex-husband of the girlfriend he was with at the time, noting the fact that he was a Democrat who liked Rachel Maddow and was anti-Trump.

As usual, a butthurt Hillary Twitter loudmouth named Greg Morelli weighed in on the situation thusly:

   
“ 		 
Soon as I heard it was country music, I felt relief. White people shooting white people isn't terror... it's community outreach. #LasVegas
  		„
  		 

—Greg Morelli, 5:28 AM - 2 Oct 2017

Morelli owned Max's Deli in Highland Park along with his father and brother until some busybodies improved the deli's Facebook page by adding photoshopped images of Morelli fapping over the victims. Turns out that Greg had only recently displayed his butthurt over Hillary's stunning loss with a jaunty cartoon of Nazi bagels and a depiction of an alt-right matzo ball which enraged the community enough that the local Max Weisenthal center agreed to help with damage control by hosting a frank discussion of the behavior, at which an unrepentant Greg behaved like an ass. After the Vegas tweet, the Center had this to say of Greg Morelli:

   
“ 		 
The Simon Wiesenthal Center is outraged by Max's Deli's disgusting Tweet and will have nothing to do with them in the future.
  		„
  		 

—October 3 at 10:55am

Without the cover of the Wiesenthal Center, and with their Yelp accumulating a mountain of complaints, the family allegedly fired him.

Critics' Review

Graded Score
Kill count: 58/20 Deadliest OAP since Derrick Bird
Accuracy: 4/20 Thought he could accurately aim from the top of a hotel
Style: 20/20 Smuggling in 23 rifles and putting them to good use
Butthurt: 20/20 Reignited gun control debate and white privilege
Bonus: 20/20 An Hero + Deadliest mass shooting in modern US history
Total Score: 122/100 (S+)
The House Always Wins
Thank you, Stephen, for proving that a terrible kill-to-injury ratio is irrelevant when you have godly firepower
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Wanted Level:

National Guard


Aliases

Breivheart and Ol' Stevie are proof that they really do...
Paddock unshaven
  1. Stevie Wonder Makes the Guns Thunder
  2. Paddy The Sniper Daddy
  3. Click-Clack Paddywack
  4. Havok with Paddock
  5. "Swift like a Haddock" Paddock
  6. Daddy Paddy Wacker
  7. Stephen "bolted from the" Paddock
  8. Stephen 'sLays in Vegas' Paddock
  9. Stephen "You're Gonna be grievin'" Paddock
  10. steven "I've Fucking had it" Paddock
  11. Stephen lvl 32 Warddock
  12. Steve "You Can't Leave" Paddock
  13. Stephen "Stop you Breathin'" Paddock
  14. Stephen "Guns Unsheathin'" Paddock
  15. Lord Paddock from Havok
  16. Lvl 32 Boss Battle
  17. Mandalay Bay Security Pentester
  18. Stephen "Bushmaster" Paddock
  19. Mr. 586
  20. The 4 Minute Decimator
  21. Mr. M240
  22. Stephen "Oxygen Depletin" Paddock
  23. Stephen "Give me a fucking reason" Paddock
  24. Stephen The Heathen
  25. Stephen The Smoking Gun
  26. Stephen "Sending Yanks to St.Peter from 300 Meters" Paddock
  27. Stephen "Take Your Life with an Asian Wife" Paddock

Family Members

Yeah, him, with the weird eyes and pedo desktop
  • Eric Paddock - Steve's twin brother. The 1%. A fucking freeloader who retired just to leech off his brother's success while eating 1000$ COMPED sushi everyday. He also thinks only poor people works at taco bell (inb4 the butthurt of every poor niggers and the 99%).
  • Patrick Paddock - who?
  • Bruce Paddock - FUCKING PEDOPHILE HOLYSHIT
  • Benjamin Hoskins Paddock - The Father. A fucking bank robber and a con man. He is also on the top ten FBI most wanted list who escape jails after jails like he was the protagonist of Shawshank's Redemption. Died and gave birth to 4 little jack off with one of them being Steven, chosen of the dark gods. The rest are either a pedophile, a freeloader sushi enthusiast and a nobody.
  • Mom Paddock - Steve made her wealthy.
  • Peggy Paddock - Stephen's EX-wife. Two divorced for more than 27 years ago after a six-year marriage and had no childrens. Currently living in Cerritos, California.

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Epilogue: Borderline Bar & Grill College Country Night!

On November 7, 2018, a year after Paddock gave his honest musical opinion upon country music fans, another fine gentleman—Ian David Long (who lived with his mom, lol)—walked into a country bar and took another 12 lives. One of those killed was a Navy veteran who survived Paddock's wrath in Las Vegas. Many other attendees had also survived the massacre, leading many to question how these lucky few managed to beat the house odds. In response to this mass shooting, a Change.org petition was launched to prohibit the playing of country music indefinitely.

See Also

  • Omar Mateen & Cho Seung Hui - defeated former US champions
  • Nikolas Cruz - random faggot who tried to recreate Stephen's feat 4 months later at his school; failed considerably
  • Brenton Tarrant - 2019 Aussie contender who (unsuccessfully, but nearly) challenged Stephen's highscore
  • Mass Shooting - the overused IRL dead meme that Stevie revived and took to a whole new level
  • Gun Control - prepare for the great debate to be reignited with no positive outcome
  • Donald Trump - Republican president during the occurrence of the mass shooting, and thus personally responsible (if you're libtard)
  • Bernie Sanders - Democratic senator during the occurrence of the mass shooting, and thus personally responsible (if you're conservadick)
  • 9/11

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Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi • Anders Behring Breivik • Antifa • Australians • Barack Obama • Black Lives Matter • Brenton Tarrant • Cho Seung-Hui • Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain • DisruptJ20 • Dnepropetrovsk maniacs • George Soros • George W. Bush • Grog • Jack Gilbert Graham • John Walker Lindh • Matthew Murray • Michael Moore • Mohamed Abdulaziz Rashid Saeed-Alim • Muslims • Osama Bin Laden • Philip Manshaus • Robert Hawkins • Sharjah Ruler • Sam Hyde • The Finnisher • The Unabrower • Timothy McVeigh • Unabomber

Terrorist Groups, Beliefs and Causes

Arab • Aum Shinrikyo • Axis of Evil • Binghampton • Iran • Ireland • Islam • Israel • Maniacs Murder Cult • Pakistan • Palestine • Sudan

Terrorist Actions

1-14 Jakarta Attacks • 2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing • American Airlines Flight 63 • Ariana Grande Massacre • ATHF Terrorist Attack • Beheading videos • Binghampton Tet Offensive • BLMKidnapping • Boston Marathon Bombing • Breitscheidplatz • Columbine • Crocus City Hall Massacre • Dallas Police Shootings • Delaware State University Shooting • Gaza War • Halle synagogue shooting • Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre • London Bridge Attack 2017 • Mass Shooting • Narcovideos • Nice Truck Attack 2016 • Nitroglycerin • Occupy Wall Street • Oklahoma City Bombing • Paris Mass Shooting • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Pulse Nightclub Massacre • Police Brutality • Ramadan Van Man • Reina Nightclub Massacre • VTech • Waco • WTC

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