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This page contains small sections regarding some of the Notable Losers who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.

Other murderous losers

Abel Klemmensen


Abel Klemmensen
Nationality:	Inuit
Highscore	7 dead, 1 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he shot eight people right in the face including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.

Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling hashish to Greenland a year prior.

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Graded Score

Kill count:	7/20
Accuracy:	15/20 Only headshots.
Style:	5/20 Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of an hero.
Butthurt:	0/20
Bonus:	20/20 Greenlandic champion & RELEASED!
Total Score: 47/100 (D-)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

Adam Labus


Adam Labus
Nationality:	Polack
Highscore	3 dead, 1 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.

Labus after becoming an hero

What happened?

On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been fired a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.
2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of Robert Steinhäuser shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.

Graded Score

Kill count:	3/20
Accuracy:	18/20 Not bad
Style:	10/20 Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter
Butthurt:	8/20 In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week
Bonus:	5/20 For using explosive devices
Total Score: 44/100 (D)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Alexander Koryakov


Alexander Koryakov
Nationality:	Latvian
Highscore	4 dead, 1 injured
Style	Single player, Hack N'Slash
An Hero?	No

A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.

Graded Score

Kill count:	4/20 First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher.
Accuracy:	18/20 Not bad for a noob
Style:	10/20 Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver
Butthurt:	2/20 Nobody cared except Latvia
Bonus:	10/20 for being first mass killer in Latvia.
Total Score: 44/100 (E)

You can do more man!!! See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Alfonso Lama G.


Alfonso Lama G.
Nationality:	Spanish
Highscore	2 dead, 3 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No (Shot by civil guards)

Alfonso Lama, was the 52 year old Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being shot by a guardia civil.

THE SHOOTING

On 26th october 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our hero Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who survived escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a telescopic sight rifle and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A Loomis car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is injured in the leg. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.

Alfonso and his father Alfonso
The house of horror
Game Over. All blurred
The horrible perpetrator of the shooting
NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!

Graded Score

Kill count:	2/20 '
Accuracy:	8/20 Fail
Style:	5/20 Just a schizo camper rage
Butthurt:	8/20 Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.
Bonus:	0/20 '
Total Score: 23/100 (F+)

Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot. See full ranking

Wanted Level:
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Policia Nacional

Angel Granados-Diaz


Angel Granados-Diaz
Nationality:	Beaner
Highscore	0 killed, 0 injured
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&

Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of his idols. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to not know how to use a gun at all. As a result, the fag got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher. Now he's living the hard life in prison with sweet Bubba. Sol Pais, Charles Landeros, John Earnest, and even Couch Cuck did better than him.

His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.

News report from old media.

Some girl who laughed at this guy.

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Graded Score

Kill count:	0/20 Couldn't even use his gun before starting
Accuracy:	0/20 Had no idea how to use a firearm
Style:	0/20 Got fucked up by his gym teacher
Butthurt:	0/20 School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is
Bonus:	-1/20 Did worse than Charles Landeros
Total Score: -1/100 (F-)

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Wanted Level:

Karen

Anthony McRae


Anthony Dwayne McRae
Nationality:	Nigger
Highscore	3 dead, 5 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Some 43-year-old christfag nigger shot up the Michigan State University before killing himself.

Graded Score

Kill count:	3/20 Killed
Accuracy:	5/20 5 fagots escaped
Style:	3/20 Cho Seung Hui's black version
Butthurt:	8/20 Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten
Bonus:	0/20 Nope
Total Score: 18/100 (E---)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo


Antonio Izquierdo(left) Emilio Izquierdo (right)
Nationality:	Dagos
Highscore	9 dead, 12 injured
Style	Co-op
An Hero?	No Yes (in prison)

On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the Godfather movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village.

La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco

The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&.

Both were sentenced to 684 years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.

On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio An Heroed in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.

Gallery

	“	Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo	„
	—The bros' on the plan

	“	Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.	„
	—Translation

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The carnage scene
V&
V& again
Another look
Those who were on the wrong place, at the wrong time
The two, on the questioning
Taken from Hour Zero Puerto Hurraco
Taken from Hour Zero Puerto Hurraco
NEVAH 4GET IT

Rant

Graded Score

Kill count:	9/20 Kills
Accuracy:	7/20 Should practice more
Style:	12/20 Dago mafia style
Butthurt:	5/20 Iberian chaos
Bonus:	5/20 For columbinin' before 1999
Total Score: 38/100 (D-)

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Wanted Level:
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Policia Nacional

Arda Küçükyetim


Arda Küçükyetim
Born	May 2, 2006 (18 years old)
Nationality:	Turkroach
Highscore	Injured 5
Style	Hack'N'Slash
An Hero?	No

You thought the Tarrant kids stopped on 2022, amirite? Well, sadly no, cause another attempted hero appears. With the name of Arda Küçükyetim (a.k.a. Skreewie), on the day 12th August, 2024, armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park livestream everything on Kick, leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our Aryan Hero gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.

Gallery of the fail

Uncomplete image
Sitting on the Aztec shooting hero
Ready to fail?
Busted
Are you autistic? You might have the same haircut to be as him
He thought it will be Offensive after his attack, but it didn't
Smoke some more Zoomer and you'll An hero
Exploitable
His awful arsenal
His manifesto. Notice how he copied the Walkthrough section of our High Score page on pages 2-6.
Now available on english and not on Türkiye

Trolling Arda

Here is the list of alt names and some cheap jokes for this faggot:

Arda Cuckuyetim
Arda "mosque cuck" Küçükyetim
Arda Cuck U Yetim
Arda Küçükgay team
Arda "Tarrant kid & the stream cuck" Küçükyetim
Arda Cuck can't get it.
Arda *Unintelligible*
Skreewie Griffin
Stewie Küçükyetim
What's a turk with a knife? Arda K.

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Graded Score

Kill count:	0/20 Even the Couch Cuck had more kills
Accuracy:	2/20 5 wounded
Style:	5/20 Tarrant kid with a SIEGE™ Mask
Butthurt:	8/20 Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags
Bonus:	0/20 Go suck a dick
Total Score: 15/100 (F)

Turkroaches can't kill See full ranking

Wanted Level:
___________________

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Sonboly mafia

External Links

Armando Hernandez Jr


Armando Hernandez
Nationality:	Wetback
Highscore	3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Incel spic who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in Arizona, managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's somehow her fault, but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on snapchat, he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.

Graded Score

Kill count:	0/20 3 fucking people injured.
Accuracy:	0/20
Style:	2/20 Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta.
Butthurt:	1/20 Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the annals of history.
Bonus:	0/20 None.
Total Score: 3/100 (F---------)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

Austin Wyatt Rollins


Austin Wyatt Rollins
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	1 bitch left for dead, another injured.
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

This nerd opened fire in his school located in Maryland with a Glock 9mm. He then became an hero once confronted by a pig.

He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. ~~She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.~~

UPDATE: SHE DIED!

Graded Score

Kill count:	1/20 1 Injured
Accuracy:	5/20
Style:	6/20 Took her out Supreme Gentleman style.
Butthurt:	2/20 Was on CNN but was then forgotten.
Bonus:	0/20
Total Score: 14/100 (F-)

Elliot Rodger wannabe See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External links

Babby Ndombe Opetu


Babby Ndombe Opetu
Nationality:	Doctor Congo
Highscore	13 dead, 2 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july 2023 as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.

Graded Score

Kill count:	13/20 Pwned
Accuracy:	18/20 2 NPCs survived
Style:	15/20 Pissed off father
Butthurt:	6/20 Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit
Bonus:	10/20 For revenge
Total Score: 62/100 (D+)

Still not as good as Longo. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Barry Loukaitis


Barry Dale Loukaitis
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	3 dead, 1 injured
Style	Single player FPS
An Hero?	Sadly, no

Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing unconsensual "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life.

In 2012, something or someone or whatever decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter 198 years of prison time.

Graded Score

Kill count:	3/20 Meh.
Accuracy:	15/20 Close to 100% accuracy
Style:	3/20 Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass
Butthurt:	2/20 Who?
Bonus:	7/20 At least he killed one of his bullies.
Total Score: 30/100 (F-)

Brenda Spencer, but shittier. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Beau Wilson


Beau Wilson
Born	2004
Died	May 15, 2023 (aged 18)
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 3, injured 6
Style	FPS Single player
An Hero?	No, killed by cops.
Motive:	Short man syndrome

It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in Farmington, New Mexico when 18 year old manlet Beau Wilson would attempt to get the high score in his shitty New Mexico neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 elderly women before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.

The shooting

Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After stealing two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored couch cuck. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, incredible aim he had.

Wrestling Career

Before going postal, Wilson would partake in wrestling matches for his school and was said to be one of the best wrestlers at his school.

Graded Score

Graded score

Kill count:	3/20
Accuracy:	8/20
Style:	15/20 Neighborhood stroll
Butthurt:	15/20 Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun
Bonus:	5/20 Outscored couch cuck by one frag
Total score: 46/100 (F)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

External links

On TOW
Fun facts from heavy.com

Bjørn-Edvard Rones


Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones
Nationality:	Norwegian /
Highscore	1 dead, 1 injured
Style	Single player, Hack n' Slash
An Hero?	No

Life before

Bjørn-Edvard lived in Ballangen, Norway for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "Confidence", playing the drums.

The stabbing

After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of speed and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing a bridge so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.

Aftermath

The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.

Release

As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting cryptic stuff on Facebook again.