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Loki Blackfang (known to friends and family as Sylvia Clarice Taiko Reiff) was a proud transsexual sodomite and rampant member of the furry fandom, who went on to provide proof that there is a supernatural guardian when he and a fellow fur were promptly removed from the Earth after an automobile collision of comical proportions.
A true blessing the occurrence was, as not only did it remove Loki and his bum-drilling ways, but also 
PonyBird, another disgusting fur, as well. Utterly devastated, Loki's "mate" kaza, being slightly smarter than the average fur, used his timely passing as a flawlessly executed excuse to solicit money and various other favours from numerous FurAffinity users. Said users then began tirelessly licking Loki's metaphorical asshole (remember, his real anus was severed with the rest of his body) despite not knowing his unimportance during his, thankfully brief, time on Earth.
Death
On Thursday, March 15, 2012, a four-day-early birthday miracle occurred when Loki and a friend of his (read, having an affair) were carelessly causing a hazard on a crowded highway when the driver decided it would be a sterling idea to pull into the other lane and collide with a truck much larger than their small pervert-mobile. It is likely that Loki died with his companion's cock in his mouth, possibly while still wearing their fursuits.
Reaction
Upon discovering the joyous event, Loki's partner Kaza was emotionally decimated at the highest degree, realizing he was now forced to find another man/shemale to leech off of while he spent 12-14 hours a day engaged in endless roleplay chats. On 
his Twitter, he has been able to confirm that even in his work-less status, he too was able to enjoy the loss of scum from the world. Hoping FurAffinty would sucker into handing over his every whim, Kaza blogged up a quick sob story and watched as the furries shared their "deepest condolences".
Of course, being the lazy fuck that he is he was quick to start accepting money to help him pay for the funeral ceremonies and other things that other people are already paying for, not that he doesn't have a history of this. Not too far back Loki himself was saying his boyfriend was a lazy jobless asshole on 
loki-blackfang. It must really suck to know one of the last things your partner did in her life was call you a worthless sack of shit and then be killed in the act of having an affair with somebody else.
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Textbook case of Memorial Page Tourism
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Whiteknighting
After this article was discovered by the furry community, rage and butthurt ensued. Several furries, including wuzzletodd, blanked this article, and tweeted their rage.
Upon discovering this page, Kaza was forced to devise a plan in order to save his charity scam. Acting as if he really cared about Loki, he began demanding the removal of this page, and the information on the creators.
ZOMG TWITTER DRAMA!
Following the discovery of this page, numerous furs unleashed their rage on Twitter, defending the reputation of a known tranny, gothic, babyfur. Organising in a furry-mafia like structure, threats of death and "hacking" were liberally thrown about, several at unrelated users.
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After endless hours of leet Googling skills, the furs discovered several throwaway emails of ED admins, along with ED's super secret IRC channel. Announcing "we go viral on yo ass mofo!", the rage spread to all the pseudo-grievers bombing #RIPLoki, regardless of the fact that they never met him.
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See also
- Gizgiz - Isn't it nice when perverts die?
- Athus Nadorian - Why furries should never play with dragon dildos while inside a moving vehicle.
- SanguineZombie - His Twitter
- lokiblackfang on FurAffinity
- kaza - Loki's partner, be sure to help rub it in, maybe we can get a bigger kill death spread
- Kazanori - and his twitter
- PonyBird - He was driving
- Local news article about the hilarity
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