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{{fact|Bjork has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.}} | {{fact|Bjork has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.}} | ||
[[Image:FAS.jpg|thumb|Drinking while pregnant leads to giving birth to | [[Image:FAS.jpg|thumb|Drinking while pregnant leads to giving birth to an [[Azn]] baby.]] | ||
The hilarious result of a [[Britney Spears|filthy slut]] pwning her unborn baby by drinking alcohol during her pregnancy. | The hilarious result of a [[Britney Spears|filthy slut]] pwning her unborn baby by drinking alcohol during her pregnancy. '''Fetal Alcohol Syndrome''' results in a baby so IRL retarded that the sight of the [[Son of Art|loathsome]] creature turns most [[WHAT|born-again]] [[Christian|evangelicals]] [[Ted Haggard|away]] from Jesus, and [[Childfree|plunges]] them deep into a life of sin, drug abuse, and other [[BLT|soulless nihilist depravities]]. If such an abomination proceeds to enter your life, complain to the authorities who have let the thing into society, citing all those precious decent moments it has cost you. It's an utter shame to let such monsters tarnish your education by attending the same schools non-retards attend. | ||
==[[Culturalbaggage|Brain Damage]]== | ==[[Culturalbaggage|Brain Damage]]== | ||
[[Image:FAS_nigra.gif|thumb|left|Drinking while pregnant leads to [[Nigger| | [[Image:FAS_nigra.gif|thumb|left|Drinking while pregnant leads to [[Nigger|nigras]].]] | ||
[[Image:Yahooanswersfetalalcoholsyndrome.png|thumb|[[Yahoo! Answers]] congratulates you.]] | [[Image:Yahooanswersfetalalcoholsyndrome.png|thumb|[[Yahoo! Answers]] congratulates you.]] | ||
[[Image:Don fad id.jpg|thumb|This child also suffers from [[Internet Disease]].]] | [[Image:Don fad id.jpg|thumb|This child also suffers from [[Internet Disease]].]] | ||
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome makes the offspring visibly retarded, its head, body, nose and upper lip will be [[Cyndre|cleft, deformed and otherwise ghastly]] | The unborn child's brain can become [[fuck]]ed at any point during pregnancy, so unless one intends to brutally [[Abortion|cut the horrid thing out]] of the womb prior to birth, it is advisable not to permit the female so much as one drop of alcohol during its [[Fat|pregnancy]]. Occasionally, a so-called "free" female may imbibe alcohol during pregnancy, and under the force of [[Nazi|the modern state]] carry it to term so as to give us current, ongoing examples of why it is completely impermissible to allow one's stupid [[fuckwit]] [[bitch]] daughter out of the house, particularly on the [[Date rape|oh-so-enticing weekends]]. Not only will the offspring be brain damaged, but it will also be exceedingly [[fugly]]. While walking down the street with your female on its leash, all shall know your numerous failures as a master, father, and owner. | ||
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome makes the offspring visibly retarded, its head, body, nose, and upper lip will be [[Cyndre|cleft, deformed, and otherwise ghastly]]; and as the offspring ages it will exhibit increasingly uncontrollable behavior, necessitating [[Psion Guild|constant supervision]]. | |||
==[[Invader Sophie|Other Effects]]== | ==[[Invader Sophie|Other Effects]]== | ||
*[[fugly|Facial | * [[fugly|Facial deformities]] | ||
*[[midget|Stunted growth | * [[midget|Stunted growth]] | ||
*[[RPG|Difficulty discerning fantasy from reality | * [[RPG|Difficulty discerning fantasy from reality]] | ||
*[[Roman shower|Inability to control sexual impulses | * [[Roman shower|Inability to control sexual impulses]] | ||
*[[troll|Lack of remorse | * [[troll|Lack of remorse]] | ||
*[[Azn]] | * [[Azn]] | ||
*RAEP | * RAEP | ||
* ?????? | * ?????? | ||
* PROFIT | * PROFIT | ||
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[[Image:FAS_NO.jpg|thumb|left|Somebody report this female cum receptacle to the authorities.]] | [[Image:FAS_NO.jpg|thumb|left|Somebody report this female cum receptacle to the authorities.]] | ||
[[Image:Bitches don't know about my drunk mommy.png|thumb|[[Bitches don't know]] not to drink]] | [[Image:Bitches don't know about my drunk mommy.png|thumb|[[Bitches don't know]] not to drink.]] | ||
[[Image:Miller9.jpg|thumb|right|[[Srsly]], you don't want your kid to turn out like her.]] | [[Image:Miller9.jpg|thumb|right|[[Srsly]], you don't want your kid to turn out like her.]] | ||
'''DO NOT PERMIT THE [[Moron|FEMALE]] TO DRINK [[ | '''DO NOT PERMIT THE [[Moron|FEMALE]] TO DRINK [[Alcohol|ALCOHOL]] WHILE PREGNANT.''' | ||
Additionally, should one witness a pregnant female drinking in public, one must take proper action, including but not limited to [[Falcon Punch|uterine cavity removal]] and reporting the female and its owner to the [[Mark Foley|proper authorities | Additionally, should one witness a pregnant female drinking in public, one must take proper action, including but not limited to [[Falcon Punch|uterine cavity removal]] and reporting the female and its owner to the [[Mark Foley|proper authorities]]. | ||
This may be difficult, as the retardation begotten from FAS is the most common in the [[America|world]]. | This may be difficult, as the retardation begotten from FAS is the most common in the [[America|world]]. Additionally, the women that binge drink during pregnancy may themselves be the products of FAS, and their mothers before them, and their mothers' mothers, and their [[Ad hominem|mothers' mother's mothers]], [[etc]]. Simply put, in many cases, it's a vicious cycle where everybody gets harmed to one degree or another. | ||
The never ending lineage of FAS babies is guaranteed due to the FASers inability to [[Whore|reject anything which attempts to part their meat curtains]]. | The never ending lineage of FAS babies is guaranteed due to the FASers inability to [[Whore|reject anything which attempts to part their meat curtains]]. | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Down Syndrome]] | * [[Down Syndrome]] | ||
*[[Autism]] | * [[Autism]] | ||
*[[Asperger's Syndrome]] | * [[Asperger's Syndrome]] | ||
*[[Retard]] | * [[Retard]] | ||
*[[Because of my syndrome]] | * [[Because of my syndrome]] | ||
*[[Pillow Angel]] | * [[Pillow Angel]] | ||
*[[RootBrian]] | * [[RootBrian]] | ||
*[[Drugs]] | * [[Drugs]] | ||
*[[Redneck]] | * [[Redneck]] | ||
*[[Cyndre]] | * [[Cyndre]] | ||
*[[Uncyclopedia]] | * [[Uncyclopedia]] | ||
*[[Miscarriage]] | * [[Miscarriage]] | ||
*[[Anabelle Lotus]] | * [[Anabelle Lotus]] | ||
*[[Kevin Havens]] | * [[Kevin Havens]] | ||
*[[ForeverKailyn]] | * [[ForeverKailyn]] | ||
*[[You]] | * [[You]] | ||
{{biology}} | {{biology}} | ||
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[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | ||
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FACT ALERT: Bjork has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. |
The hilarious result of a filthy slut pwning her unborn baby by drinking alcohol during her pregnancy. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome results in a baby so IRL retarded that the sight of the loathsome creature turns most born-again evangelicals away from Jesus, and plunges them deep into a life of sin, drug abuse, and other soulless nihilist depravities. If such an abomination proceeds to enter your life, complain to the authorities who have let the thing into society, citing all those precious decent moments it has cost you. It's an utter shame to let such monsters tarnish your education by attending the same schools non-retards attend.
Brain Damage
The unborn child's brain can become fucked at any point during pregnancy, so unless one intends to brutally cut the horrid thing out of the womb prior to birth, it is advisable not to permit the female so much as one drop of alcohol during its pregnancy. Occasionally, a so-called "free" female may imbibe alcohol during pregnancy, and under the force of the modern state carry it to term so as to give us current, ongoing examples of why it is completely impermissible to allow one's stupid fuckwit bitch daughter out of the house, particularly on the oh-so-enticing weekends. Not only will the offspring be brain damaged, but it will also be exceedingly fugly. While walking down the street with your female on its leash, all shall know your numerous failures as a master, father, and owner.
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome makes the offspring visibly retarded, its head, body, nose, and upper lip will be cleft, deformed, and otherwise ghastly; and as the offspring ages it will exhibit increasingly uncontrollable behavior, necessitating constant supervision.
Other Effects
- Facial deformities
- Stunted growth
- Difficulty discerning fantasy from reality
- Inability to control sexual impulses
- Lack of remorse
- Azn
- RAEP
- ??????
- PROFIT
Preventing FAS
DO NOT PERMIT THE FEMALE TO DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE PREGNANT.
Additionally, should one witness a pregnant female drinking in public, one must take proper action, including but not limited to uterine cavity removal and reporting the female and its owner to the proper authorities.
This may be difficult, as the retardation begotten from FAS is the most common in the world. Additionally, the women that binge drink during pregnancy may themselves be the products of FAS, and their mothers before them, and their mothers' mothers, and their mothers' mother's mothers, etc. Simply put, in many cases, it's a vicious cycle where everybody gets harmed to one degree or another.
The never ending lineage of FAS babies is guaranteed due to the FASers inability to reject anything which attempts to part their meat curtains.
See Also
- Down Syndrome
- Autism
- Asperger's Syndrome
- Retard
- Because of my syndrome
- Pillow Angel
- RootBrian
- Drugs
- Redneck
- Cyndre
- Uncyclopedia
- Miscarriage
- Anabelle Lotus
- Kevin Havens
- ForeverKailyn
- You
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