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a '''Knife''' is a tool used by [[Emo]]s to cut themselves with. In the [[English]] language, many adjectives can precede it, such as shiny, pointy, sharp, [[cool]], long and jagged. It is regarded by apes as a tool of torture and a weapon of mass destruction. This means that a [[terrorist]], previously known as [[George W. Bush]], can use this implement to wreak havoc on the face of the [[Earth]] and transform [[Tom Cruise]] into an evil [[aliens|alien]] preaching [[Scientology]]. Among other uses, it can: | a '''Knife''' is a tool used by [[Emo]]s to cut themselves with. In the [[English]] language, many adjectives can precede it, such as shiny, pointy, sharp, [[cool]], long and jagged. It is regarded by apes as a tool of torture and a weapon of mass destruction. This means that a [[terrorist]], previously known as [[George W. Bush]], can use this implement to wreak havoc on the face of the [[Earth]] and transform [[Tom Cruise]] into an evil [[aliens|alien]] preaching [[Scientology]]. Among other uses, it can: | ||
*To our delight, [ | *To our delight, [[:File:Penis_Rubber_Bands.jpg|cut, slice, chop and dice things into minuscule pieces when they get too big, long or wide]]. | ||
*Spread butter, [[milk]], [[eggs]], [[semen]], mud and other weird and wonderful things on bread. | *Spread butter, [[milk]], [[eggs]], [[semen]], mud and other weird and wonderful things on bread. | ||
Revision as of 16:09, 31 July 2012
a Knife is a tool used by Emos to cut themselves with. In the English language, many adjectives can precede it, such as shiny, pointy, sharp, cool, long and jagged. It is regarded by apes as a tool of torture and a weapon of mass destruction. This means that a terrorist, previously known as George W. Bush, can use this implement to wreak havoc on the face of the Earth and transform Tom Cruise into an evil alien preaching Scientology. Among other uses, it can:
- To our delight, cut, slice, chop and dice things into minuscule pieces when they get too big, long or wide.
- Kill people when they are in our way or look like terrorists or the bogeyman (spare me if I am repeating words).
- Torment people.
- Cut yourself in grief.
- Be used as a weapon for hacking at women's bellies (also known as jelly tank) to steal their belly button, or perform abortions.
- Niggers use knives to rob white people of their hard earned cash, or...
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