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<redacted> so you claiming that stuff is pretty funny</pre>|black|white|150px}} | <redacted> so you claiming that stuff is pretty funny</pre>|black|white|150px}} | ||
Here we have delusions beyond belief. | Here we have [[Batshit|delusions]] beyond belief. | ||
{{story|<pre><krashed> and if i didnt have to argue with you for 5 hours to tell him there was nothing serious between you 2 and that me and you had arrangements on living together | {{story|<pre><krashed> and if i didnt have to argue with you for 5 hours to tell him there was nothing serious between you 2 and that me and you had arrangements on living together | ||
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<krashed> and stopped his shit</pre>|black|white|100px}} | <krashed> and stopped his shit</pre>|black|white|100px}} | ||
Cute thing about the log above is that he made "living arrangements" with someone he met a month prior online and never physically had been with. But it's perfectly acceptable to Mr. Roby. After all, he's happy as long as he's doing the fucking over. He only throws toddler-esque hissy fits if he's on the receiving end. After that, the gloves come off and he sends 25GB/sec down the line. | Cute thing about the log above is that [[Permavirgin|he made "living arrangements" with someone he met a month prior online and never physically had been with]]. But it's perfectly acceptable to Mr. Roby. After all, he's happy as long as he's doing the fucking over. He only throws toddler-esque hissy fits if he's on the receiving end. After that, the gloves come off and he sends 25GB/sec down the line. | ||
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Image:Krashed.jpg|The fact of autism | Image:Krashed.jpg|The fact of autism | ||
Image:Krashed_Dick_1 | Image:Krashed_Dick_1.jpg|Yes, ladies. This 3 inches of thunder could be yours today! | ||
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Image:Krashed_FBI_Deposition_1.jpg|Tales of A Pro Narc: Page 1 | Image:Krashed_FBI_Deposition_1.jpg|Tales of A Pro Narc: Page 1 | ||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Krashed is part of a series on Programming. [Enter the Matrix] |
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There are many methods to getting a woman to fall in love with you. Some women are into candies, others flowers. If you ask Richard "Krashed" Roby the best way to get a woman to fall in love with you, he'll say "Packet her ass until she sends you nudes, then hold them over her head with a death grip."
Krashed loves computers. He loves them so much that he won't even leave the house unless he really has to. He loves them so much that he picks the easiest, lowest hanging fruit of the internet, and adds them to his botnet. Picture, if you will, the wholesale "pwning" of unsecured Cisco routers. Once you've done that, you'll have an idea of what Krashed is packeting with. His love for "exploration" began with him meeting Ryan1918 (at least per his FBI deposition). He learned the best ways to use scripts (read: the work of others) in order to own machines and add them to botnets. Before getting arrested, Krashed liked to terrorize people on mirc-x.com and force them to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|reformat] every few days, and he would try to impress the guys he had developed mancrushes on about how he had been busted twice as a minor for computer-related crimes, and how the judge told him the 2nd time that if he got in trouble again, he would either go in the Army or go to jail.
After being nailed by the FBI, Krashed then proceeded to kindly inform the FBI about everything he's been up to, as well as the activities of everyone he chatted with online. Eighteen months later, with a semi-bruised ego, and flat-tire anus, Krashed was back on the prowl. This time, he's not going to use his AWESOME botnet to extort shells from others. Oh no, he has a far better idea. He's going to thrust his e-penis upon anyone he disagrees with. His 3 inch electronic schlong gets force-fed to IRC networks that don't give him an o:line, users that criticize his FBI rat past, and more often; women who think [[Truth|he's a disgusting wretch of a human being].
In the summer of 2011, Krashed spent most of his days packeting people he disagreed with relentlessly. Having botnets isn't nearly as impressive these days as it once was, and anyone savvy is able to configure null routes to ease the burden some. This summer saw Krashed's worst cases of sociopathic behavior arise that have ever before been witnessed, almost solely because flooding everything in sight was no longer having the desired effect. Once manipulation fails, he then falls back on intimidation.
Logs
<krashed> V3ND34D4, well, if he doesnt come here to work out his beef <krashed> i am gonna go to his place <Hubris> thats a threat man <Darm0n> whats his beef? <th3p4tri0t> lol I'd be calling the cops ^^ <krashed> it would be a shame if he got pulled outside thrown on the ground and was curbstomped in front of his 5 year old <th3p4tri0t> you can't just show up at someone's house like that. <Darm0n> thats just wrong <krashed> though i dont want to do that <Hubris> hehe krashed has to be a troll <krashed> but its clear the shit talking in jester <krashed> the threats on my irc network <krashed> nah <V3ND34D4> With all due respect Mr.Krashed, if you did that to me, I would go secon ammendment on your ass. <Hudson> you can show up at someones house all you want, but if they tell you toleave and you stay then you gotta go. legally anyways <krashed> i am like, the columbine kids <krashed> tired of the trolls <Who_is_Gh0st> O.O <krashed> wheres my fucken gun at <krashed> lol
Then we have more insanity, with Roby being caught in lies easily by third parties. Sad when you can't SE a third party.
<krashed> he wanted to point his domain at krashed.org <krashed> so i again set rdns and pointed krashed.org at a desired IP <redacted> doesn't this disprove your theory? <krashed> got on irc with his host <krashed> again <krashed> lol <krashed> not really <redacted> he couldnt hack out of a paper back <redacted> so you claiming that stuff is pretty funny
Here we have delusions beyond belief.
<krashed> and if i didnt have to argue with you for 5 hours to tell him there was nothing serious between you 2 and that me and you had arrangements on living together <krashed> then maybe he would have stepped back <krashed> and stopped his shit
Cute thing about the log above is that he made "living arrangements" with someone he met a month prior online and never physically had been with. But it's perfectly acceptable to Mr. Roby. After all, he's happy as long as he's doing the fucking over. He only throws toddler-esque hissy fits if he's on the receiving end. After that, the gloves come off and he sends 25GB/sec down the line.
Gallery
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The fact of autism -
Yes, ladies. This 3 inches of thunder could be yours today! -
This guy gives Negi a run for his money. -
Tales of A Pro Narc: Page 1 -
hai guise i can run ps -x -
DISREGARD THIS, I SUCK COCKS -
I don't need no stinking traceroute! -
Don't dox me or I DDoS you LOL OOPS
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I can do credit card fraud, too! -
Here FBI, have my passes.
See Also
PDF detailing Operation Cyberslam
capture of Krashed DDoSing irc.pr0sec.net
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rizon
http://www.wired.com/politics/security/news/2005/09/68800
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