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Umineko No Naku Koro Ni (うみねこのなく頃に) is a shitty mystery/fantasy Visual Novel made by a talented individual ryoukishi007 that mimics an eroge Dating Sim but is actually just over 9000 hours of scrolling text with shitty art. Made into animu of the same name.
Plot
The story begins with the regular bullshit japanese piece-of-life introduction to a japanese family going to an annual family conference. They notice a hueg portrait has been placed with a portrait of the witch Beatrice is placed in the hall by their batshit insane grandpa along with an epitath with clues as to where he hid the Jew Gold The fun begins when they all begin to die in lulzy ways described in the epitath.
DRAMA
Many a weeaboo have commited suicide when the final, 8th part of the game was released to reveal the bullshit shmalayan plot twist at the end after spending Over 9000 monies to import it from japanese jews. This is highly prevalent on /a/ and animesuki forums.
How to troll fans
- Tell them Higurashi was much better
- Ask them to explain the mystery, watch as they descend into anarchy when their schizophrenic theories start clashing
- Tell them the animu version is better
- Tell them you watched it without sound, for some reason this throws them into uncontrollable RAGE because IT'S A SOUND NOVEL, YOU RETARD
- Throw it in their face that Kanon/Shannon slashfic is pointless because they're the same person
- Ask them how they feel about their furious masturbation sessions when they realise Shkannon is a hermaphrodite
- Tell them that ryoukishi is a shitty artist
See Also
Links
- http://07th-expansion.net/umi/Main.htm Original game (japanesu no desu desu desu)
- http://witch-hunt.com/ (English translation project)
- http://forums.animesuki.com/forumdisplay.php?f=93 Animesuki forums
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