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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 1, 1989 ({{age|1989|12|1}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 8}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Chess grandmaster}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 25?'''|lol no}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 19}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Gave himself over to the police while saying sorry, eh}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lol no}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, turned himself in to the police and said, "Sorry, eh."}}
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Celebrating Canada's cultural diversity, a [[World of Warcraft]] playing Canadian named '''Alexandre Bissonnette''' (Alias: [[Harry Potter|Heinrich Potter]]) entered one of the many mosques in [[Quebec]] and opened fire on the mudslimes inside. He had recently played DOOM, so he could upgrade to an AK-47.
Celebrating Canada's cultural diversity, a hero of the white race named '''Alexandre Bissonnette''' (alias: '''[[Harry Potter|Heinrich Potter]]''') entered the '''Islamic Cultural Centre of Quebec City''', performed wuḍūʾ (الوضوء), and shot up the [[sandniggers]]. Since he killed his enemies, they won.
 
===Alexandre Bissonnette===
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==The shooting==
==The shooting==
At around 8pm on the 29th of January 2017, Alex entered Le Mosque's ground floor, where all the men where gathered. The women and children were segregated to the upstairs, probably cooking or birthing. <br />
[[File:Harry Potter Mass Shooter NAZI.png|thumb|right]]
At around 8pm on the 29th of January 2017, Alex entered Le Mosque's ground floor, where all the men where gathered. The women and children were segregated to the upstairs, probably cooking or birthing people who would definitely not be shitholes. <br />
Alex shouted his best
Alex shouted his best
{{quote|Allahu akbar}}
{{quote|Allahu akbar}}
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== High Score ==
== Graded Score ==


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{{GradedScore|6|(19 injured)|5|20% killrate, horrible|5|Canadian rip-off|17|Canada levels of butthurt|20|Less Muslims on Earth|53|F-|BUILD THAT WALL (to the north)!!}}
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|'''6'''/20 (8 Injured)
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|5/20 ''20% killrate, horrible''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|5/20 ''Canadian rip-off''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|17/20 ''Canada levels of butthurt''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|20/20 ''Less Mudslimes''
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 53/100 ('''C-''')</big>
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<center>'''Build a wall to the north'''</center>
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>
 
 
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<span style="font-size:16pt;">'''Wanted Level:'''</span>
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Police Force'''</span>
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== See Also ==
== See Also ==
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== External Links ==
== External Links ==
*{{archive|Cy6wj|Archive of his Facebook photos}}
*{{archive|o3Jel|Archive of his Tumblr}}
*[http://heavy.com/news/2017/01/quebec-city-canada-mosque-shooting-victims-shooter-gunman-photos-video-injuries-deaths/ Heavy.com]
*[http://heavy.com/news/2017/01/quebec-city-canada-mosque-shooting-victims-shooter-gunman-photos-video-injuries-deaths/ Heavy.com]
*[http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/quebec-city-mosque-gun-shots-1.3957686 CBC Canada]
*[http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/quebec-city-mosque-gun-shots-1.3957686 CBC Canada]




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To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada
  		„
  		 

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Alexandre Bissonnette
Born December 1, 1989 (34 years old)
Nationality: Canuck  
Occupation Chess grandmaster
Highscore Killed 6, injured 19
Style FPS, Single player
Top 50? Lol no
An Hero? No, turned himself in to the police and said, "Sorry, eh."


Celebrating Canada's cultural diversity, a hero of the white race named Alexandre Bissonnette (alias: Heinrich Potter) entered the Islamic Cultural Centre of Quebec City, performed wuḍūʾ (الوضوء), and shot up the sandniggers. Since he killed his enemies, they won.

The shooting

At around 8pm on the 29th of January 2017, Alex entered Le Mosque's ground floor, where all the men where gathered. The women and children were segregated to the upstairs, probably cooking or birthing people who would definitely not be shitholes.
Alex shouted his best

   
“ 		 
Allahu akbar
  		„
  		 


   
“ 		 
They started to fire, and as they shot they yelled, 'Allahu akbar!' The bullets hit people that were praying. People who were praying lost their lives. A bullet passed right over my head
  		„
  		 

—Witness to the religion of peace

Members Of The Mosque

  • Mohammed Oudghiri who has lived in Quebec for 42 years is "very worried" and thinking of moving back to Morocco.
   
“ 		 
Security status : The UK Foreign and Commonwealth Office advise citizens in Egypt to Exercise a High Degree of Caution.

Holidaymakers travelling to the Red Sea coastal resorts of Sharm El Sheikh are advised to avoid travelling outside of these resorts.
 

„
  		 

— Great thinking

Pig's Head

What is the most serious: a pig’s head or a genocide


Some time during 2015 a pig's head was left for the mudslimes during Ramadan, so the poor souls would not starve. It was a kind gift, but the ungrateful fucks declined it. Alongside the thoughtful gift a well-meaning and insightful leaflet was left for curious readers. It was entitled "What is the most serious: a pig’s head or a genocide".



Looks absolutely delicious.

Daily Beast Reporting

If you needed even more reason to disregard Daily Beast as a legit news source, you have to look no further than their coverage of this. They were fooled by the fakest of fake twitter accounts, and actually believed that Davis Aurini and Matt Forney were behind the shooting.


Seems legit.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 6/20 (19 injured)
Accuracy: 5/20 20% killrate, horrible
Style: 5/20 Canadian rip-off
Butthurt: 17/20 Canada levels of butthurt
Bonus: 20/20 Less Muslims on Earth
Total Score: 53/100 (F-)
BUILD THAT WALL (to the north)!!
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Wanted Level:

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