Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

James Alex Fields: Difference between revisions

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
← Older edit
imported>GirlOnInternet
 
(92 intermediate revisions by 18 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
[[File:JamesAlexFields.jpg|thumb|James Alex Fields, Jr. - A True American Hero]]
<span class="plainlinks">{{spoiler|the dumbass had posted a meme of his own plan and so he got found [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/james-alex-fields-found-guilty-killing-heather-heyer-during-violent-n945186 GUILTY]}}</span>
{{FED}}


'''James Alex Fields, Jr.'''{{jew}} is an [[Virgin|innocent]] {{Age|1997|4|26}}-year-old [[Jew]] from [[Ohio]] whose life was [[Fresh Prince|flipped turned upside down]] on August 12th, [[2017]], when he was visiting Charlottesville, [[Virginia]], and his car was suddenly swarmed by a vicious pack of armed [[Antifa|Anti]][[fag]]s. Realizing that he was about to [[Nigga stole my bike|have his ride stolen]] and then be [[BLMKidnapping|brutally scalped just for being white]], James made the fateful decision to [[Sanic|put the pedal to the metal]] and ram his Dodge Challenger through a crowd of buttmad "[[progressive]]" [[liberal]] [[retards]] that were blocking the street.
[[File:RoadkillNights.jpg|center|500px]]


Believing that [[Opposites|they were the ones that were being attacked]], the angry mob of Antifa [[Black people|monkeys]] then jumped on the back of James' car and began [[Pacifist|smashing his rear windshield with metal baseball bats]]. Unfortunately for them, James quickly threw his car into reverse and ran the fuck over them before they could publically [[lynch]] him.


When the dust finally settled and the Antifa bodies hit the floor, 19 were injured and one was dead – a [[morbidly obese]] 32-year-old [[white]] [[whale]] and fellow [[Bernie Sanders]] supporter named '''Heather Heyer''' who was just too fucking fat to [[Pun|Dodge the Challenger]]. James Fields was then arrested and charged with second degree murder because he accidentally killed a fat girl while trying to avoid being brutally murdered by pissed off [[Gayniggers from Outer Space|gay negroes]] who were armed with metal fucking baseball bats.
[[File:James Fields Sweet Ride.jpg|250px|thumb|The victim of the tragedy poses for a picture with James Alex Fields, Jr.]]
[[File:CowHitByCar.jpg|thumb|250px|RIP Heifer Heyer.]]
'''James Alex Fields, Jr.'''{{jew}} is an [[Virgin|innocent]] {{Age|1997|4|26}}-year-old [[Jew]] from [[Ohio]] whose life was [[Fresh Prince|flipped turned upside down]] on August 12th, [[2017]], when he was visiting [[Chris-chan|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]], and his car was suddenly swarmed by a vicious pack of armed [[Antifa|Anti]][[fag]]s. Realizing that he was about to [[Nigga stole my bike|have his ride stolen]] and then be [[BLMKidnapping|brutally scalped just for being white]], James made the fateful decision to [[Sanic|put the pedal to the metal]] and ram his Dodge Challenger through a crowd of buttmad "''[[progressive]]''" [[liberal]] [[retards]] that were blocking the street.


Before the facts of the incident were even known, the [[Fake News]] [[Old Media]] had already begun blaming [[President]] [[Donald J. Trump]] for somehow causing the crash and were attempting to paint James Fields as a "[[KKK|White Supremacist]] [[Nazi]] [[Terrorist]]" despite the fact that they didn't even know his fucking name yet.
Believing that [[Opposites|they were the ones that were being attacked]], the angry mob of Antifa [[Dragon Ball Z|monkeys]] then jumped on the back of James' car and began [[Pacifist|smashing his rear window with metal baseball bats]]. Unfortunately for them, James quickly threw his car into reverse and ran the fuck over them before they could publically [[lynch]] him.


When the dust finally settled and the Antifa bodies hit the floor, 19 were injured and one was dead – a [[morbidly obese]] 32-year-old [[white]] [[whale]] and fellow [[Bernie Sanders]] supporter named '''Heather Heyer''' who was just too fucking fat to [[Pun|Dodge the Challenger]]. James Fields was then arrested and charged with second-degree murder because he accidentally killed a fat girl while trying to avoid being brutally murdered by pissed off [[Gayniggers from Outer Space|gay negroes]] who were armed with metal fucking baseball bats.


__TOC__
Before the facts of the incident were even known, the [[Fake News]] [[Old Media]] had already begun blaming [[President]] [[Donald J. Trump]] for somehow causing the crash and were immediately attempting to portray James Fields as a "''[[KKK|White Supremacist]] [[Nazi]] [[Terrorist]]''" despite the fact that they didn't even know his fucking name yet.


{{clear}}
== Can't Dodge the Dodge ==
[[File:Meme posted by james alex fields jr, days before killing heather heyer.png|thumb|250px|right|Meme posted by Fields a few days earlier]]
On August 12th, 2017, the [[No|white supremacist]] [[M'lady|autisto]][[fascist]] group known as the [[Alt-Right]] was planning a '''[[Hashfag|#UniteTheRight]]''' rally in Charlottesville to protest the desecration and state-sanctioned destruction of [[confederate]] monuments and statues. Unsurprisingly, the communist [[ISIS|terrorist organizations]] known as [[Antifa]], [[BlackLivesMatter]] and [[The Resistance]] all decided to stage a violent counter-protest so they could collect some more [[Moldilocks|"Nazi" scalps]].


== Can't Dodge the Dodge ==
James Alex Fields, a registered [[Republicunt]] and former [[Bernie Sanders]] supporter decided to travel from his native [[Ohio]] to attend the #UniteTheRight rally to offer his support to [[The Donald|his president]] and stand up to the [[George Soros|evil globalists]] who are attempting to turn America into a [[Redneck|poor man's]] version of [[Mudslime|Sharia]] [[Sweden]].


[[File:BeachedWhale.jpg|thumb|THAR SHE BLOWS!]]
Unfortunately, James Fields soon found his Dodge Challenger surrounded by a bunch of [[Chimpout|damn dirty apes]] – several of whom were armed with baseball bats and proceeded to bash the hell out of James' rear bumper as he drove by. Scared for his life and realizing that it may be his only chance of escaping a brutal arse-[[raping]], James made the split-second decision to step on the gas and [[GTFO]] of there – this however meant running over the 20+ retards who were [[Suicide|standing in the middle of the fucking street]] and then slamming into the back of two other cars that were submerged in a sea of Antifa morons who were [[Butthurt|screaming incoherently]] about how America is somehow [[Bullshit|becoming like Nazi Germany]].
{{clear}}
==Antifa==
[[File:heather heyer thar she blows beached whale.jpg|thumb|THAR SHE BLOWS!]]
One of the Antifa retards who was standing in the street was 300 pound '''Heather Heyer''' who, due to her immense size, was unable to [[9/11|jump]] out of the way as the car that James rear-ended flew towards her and lightly struck her. A healthy human being would have easily been able to survive such an injury but, due to her incredibly unhealthy diet of [[Dumbfuck|#HeathlyAtAnySize]] and [[Diabeetus]], Heather [[Funny|tragically]] ended up dying several months earlier than her doctor thought that she would. 19 other retards were sadly only injured.


On August 12th, 2017, the [[No|white supremacist]] [[M'lady|autisto]][[fascist]] group known as the [[Alt-Right]] was planning a [[Hashfag|#UniteTheRight]] rally in Charlottesville to protest the desecration and state-sanctioned destruction of [[confederate]] monuments and statues. Unsurprisingly, the [[ISIS|terrorist organizations]] known as [[Antifa]], [[BlackLivesMatter]] and [[The Resistance]] all decided to stage a violent counter-protest so they could collect some more [[Moldilocks|"Nazi" scalps]].
Among the injured was '''Bill Burke''', a member of the Athens, Ohio, branch of the ''International Socialist Organization'' and an avowed Antifa [[commie]]. Despite being a socialist fuck with a faggy-arse beard, Bill's friends quickly resorted to the amazing [[Capitalist]]ic platform that is modern [[Patreon|Crowd Funding]] to pay for his medical bills – because apparently, his amazing socialized commie health care wasn't good enough.
{{clear}}
=== Dwayne Dixon ===
[[File:Dwayne_Dixon.jpg|thumb|200px|right|This man is all that stands between freedom and fascism]]
Fortunately for Fields and his defense team, all Antifa members are attention whores, so when a Florida sporting goods shop published a now-infamous "not today Antifa" ad, '''Dwayne Dixon''', a member of Antifa, posted a photo to Facebook [[poser|posing]] with his gun with the following caption:


James Alex Fields, a registered [[Republicunt]] and former [[Bernie Sanders]] supporter decided to travel from his native [[Ohio]] to attend the #UniteTheRight rally to offer his support to [[The Donald|his president]] and stand up to the [[George Soros|evil globalists]] who are attempting to turn America into a [[Redneck|poor man's]] version of [[Mudslime|Sharia]] [[Sweden]].
{{quote|1=I take a perverse pleasure in having carried this Spike's lower in the defense of Justice Park on August 12th. I used this rifle to chase off James Fields from our block of 4th St before he attacked the marchers to the south. Spike's needs a good lesson in ethics and antifascism.|2=[http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/01/armed-antifa-professor-admits-chasing-charlottesville-driver-rifle-deadly-crash/ "Making racists afraid again"]}}


Unfortunately, James Fields soon found his Dodge Challenger surrounded by a bunch of [[Chimpout|angry apes]] – one of whom was armed with a baseball bat and proceeded to bash the hell out of James' rear bumper as he drove by. Scared for his life and realizing that it may be his only chance of escaping a brutal arse-[[raping]], James made the split-second decision to step on the gas and [[GTFO]] of there – this however meant running over the 20+ retards who were [[Suicide|standing in the middle of the fucking street]] and then slamming into the back of two other cars that were submerged in a sea of Antifa morons who were [[Butthurt|screaming incoherently]] about how America is somehow [[Bullshit|becoming like Nazi Germany]].
Many [[conspiracy theorists|highly educated and reasonable individuals]] speculated that Dixon brandished his weapon at Fields, who then panicked and ended up making Antifa pancakes and ruining a schweet Dodge Challenger. Dixon later admitted on video to chasing James Fields' car while wielding a rifle, a decision that—in all likelihood—[[Murder|directly caused Heather Heyer's death]].


One of the Antifa retards who was standing in the street was 300 pound '''Heather Heyer''' who, due to her immense size, was unable to [[9/11|jump]] out of the way as the car that James rear-ended flew towards her and lightly struck her. A healthy human being would have easily been able to survive such an injury but, due to her incredibly unhealthy diet of [[Dumbfuck|#HeathlyAtAnySize]] and [[Diabeetus]], Heather [[Funny|tragically]] ended up dying several years earlier than her doctor thought that she would. 19 other retards were sadly only injured.


<center><youtube>Hz9mKPiDrv4</youtube></center>


==[[Black Lives Splatter]] Gameplay IRL==
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|BAM|background-color: #f9f9f9; text-align: center; font-weight: bold;|font-weight: bold;
|{{frame|{{videoframe|BAM|background-color: #f9f9f9; text-align: center; font-weight: bold;|font-weight: bold;


|<youtube>9mnywjPPDtU</youtube><br/>How to properly deal with violent niggers.
|[[File:2017 Charlottesville vehicle-ramming attack.webm|750px]]<br/ >"Fucker! FUCK!"
|<youtube>m5VeGifhRtY</youtube><br/>HOE LEE SHEEEEEIT
|[[File:Charlottesville car attack.mp4|750px]]<br/ >We didn't need the [[ear rape]]


}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
Line 39: Line 53:


{{collapsegallery|Human Skidmarks|CrashBoomBang|center|<gallery>
{{collapsegallery|Human Skidmarks|CrashBoomBang|center|<gallery>
 
File:Charlottesville NC DodgeThis1.jpg|Bring it on, hombres.
File:SweetRide.jpg|The victim of the accident poses for a picture with James Alex Fields, Jr.
File:AntifagAttacksJAF.jpg|James accelerated immediately after this [[hippie]] faggot began attacking his car.
File:DodgeThis1.jpg
File:DodgeThis2.jpg|Such a tragedy.
File:DodgeThis2.jpg
File:DodgeThis3.JPG|The floor is child support
File:DodgeThis3.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
 
</gallery>|<gallery>
 
File:FuckedUpMyRide.png|Heather left a bigger crater than [[Hiroshima|Fat Man and Little Boy]].
File:FuckedUpMyRide.png|Heather left a bigger crater than [[Hiroshima|Fat Man and Little Boy]].
File:SheDinduNuffin.jpeg|SHE WUZ A GOOD BOI SHE [[DINDU NUFFIN]]
File:SheDinduNuffin.jpeg|SHE WUZ A GOOD BOI SHE [[DINDU NUFFIN]]
File:AntifaHatesCars.jpg|Antifa are known for their dislike of [[Car|motor vehicles]] and habit of [[Arson|lighting shit on fire]].
File:AntifaHatesCars.jpg|Antifa are known for their dislike of [[Car|motor vehicles]] and habit of [[Arson|lighting shit on fire]].
File:Jiggles in Landwhale.gif
File:NonViolentLeftards.jpg|An example of the [[Bullshit|non-violent]] [[leftist]] protesters at the #UniteTheRight rally.
File:NonViolentLeftards.jpg|An example of the [[Bullshit|non-violent]] [[leftist]] protesters at the #UniteTheRight rally.
 
File:HospitalizedSocialistPussy.jpg|A [[socialist]] pussy named Bill Burke was, [[ironically]], begging for money on Crowd Funding sites after getting hit.
File:TheFaggiestBeard.jpg|DAMN THAT IS A FAGGY BEARD
File:FaggyBeardManFamily.jpg|Commie McFagbeard's family.
File:SuchAFaggyBeard.jpg|SOOOOO FUCKING GAY
File:James alex fields - Charlottesville victim (hospital photo).jpg|Obviously faked. How does a car injure you in the shape of a swastika?
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


== RIP Heather Heyer ==
== RIP Heather Heyer ==


[[File:CowHitByCar.jpg|thumb|RIP Heifer Heyer.]]
[[File:Car attack flowchart.jpg|right|thumb|225px|Confused? Your handy guide]]


{{quote|Aye, Starbuck; aye, my hearties all round; it was Moby Dick that dismasted me; Moby Dick that brought me to this dead stump I stand on now. Aye, aye.
{{quote|Aye, Starbuck; aye, my hearties all round; it was Moby Dick that dismasted me; Moby Dick that brought me to this dead stump I stand on now. Aye, aye.
Line 62: Line 78:
Aye, aye! it was that accursed white whale that razed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day!
Aye, aye! it was that accursed white whale that razed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day!


Aye, aye! and I’ll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition’s flames before I give him up. And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over all sides of earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out. What say ye, men, will ye splice hands on it, now? I think ye do look brave.|Captain Ahab, remembering his time with Heather Heyer}}
Aye, aye! and I’ll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition’s flames before I give him up. And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over all sides of the earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out. What say ye, men, will ye splice hands on it, now? I think ye do look brave.|Captain Ahab, remembering his time spent with Heather Heyer}}




Line 73: Line 89:
File:HeatherFGAS.jpg|Classic [[FGAS]]!
File:HeatherFGAS.jpg|Classic [[FGAS]]!


</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">


File:MobyNeedsDick.jpg|[[Fail|She's not even trying to hide it in this one.]]
File:MobyNeedsDick.jpg|[[Fail|She's not even trying to hide it in this one.]]
Line 79: Line 95:
File:HappyHeather.jpg
File:HappyHeather.jpg
File:KeshaWannabe.jpg|Heather was basically a thinner and more talented version of [[Kesha]].
File:KeshaWannabe.jpg|Heather was basically a thinner and more talented version of [[Kesha]].
File:Ahab.jpg|Heather's boyfriend reacts to the news of her timely death.
File:GetWeeved.jpg|[[Weev]] wants to pay respects to Heather.


</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}
== Amy Whinehouse vs. Der Daily Sperger ==
[[File:Siskind.jpg|thumb|What wrinkly hag Amy Siskind ''actually'' looks like [[IRL]].]]
[[File:CueBall.png|thumb|[[Bald|Andrew Anglin]] has had enough of getting pushed around!]]
[[File:GoPepe.jpg|thumb|Sorry, [[meme]]bros, but you have to GTFO.]]
[[File:TheGoogleStormer.jpg|thumb|Google kicked The Daily Stormer despite promoting their articles.]]
Soon after Heather Heyer's identity was released, [[Andrew Anglin]]'s '''[[The Daily Stormer]]''' decided to have some fun by posting an article insulting the fat, childless cow. Offended by this, a notoriously anti-Trump [[feminazi]] [[cunt]] named '''Amy Siskind''' decided to complain to [[GoDaddy]], The Daily Stormer's domain registrar, in an attempt to get the site [[Taking down ED|taken offline]].
[[File:AmyWhinehouse.jpg|center|500px]]
Within mere hours, GoDaddy (who had defended The Daily Stormer's right to [[free speech]] in the past) caved and gave The Daily Stormer 24 hours notice to [[GTFO]] and move their domain somewhere else.
[[File:FuckMeGoDaddy.jpg|center|500px]]
The Daily Stormer then moved its domain to [[Google]] and professional cunt Amy Siskind immediately contacted them as well – and if course, being [[Jews|fucking Google]], they caved a mere 3 hours and 11 minutes after the domain was transferred to them.
{{quote|We are canceling Daily Stormer’s registration with Google Domains for [[Bullshit|violating our terms of service]].|A Jewgle rep.}}
{{clear}}


== Galleria de Injustice ==
== Galleria de Injustice ==
Line 87: Line 130:
{{collapsegallery|JAMES ALEX FIELDS DID NOTHING WRONG|DinduNuffin|center|<gallery>
{{collapsegallery|JAMES ALEX FIELDS DID NOTHING WRONG|DinduNuffin|center|<gallery>


File:JamesAlexFields.jpg|James Alex Fields, Jr. - A True American Hero
File:JAFMugshot.jpg|Arrested for being a [[victim]] of [[Antifa]] violence.
File:JAFAutistic.jpg|James Alex Fields, looking super [[autistic]].
File:JAFAutistic.jpg|James Alex Fields, looking super [[autistic]].
File:JAFMugshot.jpg|Arrested for being a [[victim]] of [[Antifa]] violence.
File:JamesFieldsDox.jpg|[[Dox]]
File:JAFAmericanHero.jpg|A true [[Americunt]] hero.
File:JAFAmericanHero.jpg|A true [[Americunt]] hero.


</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:JAFPolfag.jpg|[[pol|Confirmed /pol/fag.]]
File:JamesFieldsDox.jpg|[[Dox]]


</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}
==Graded Score==
{| style="{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|red|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" border="0"
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
|-
| colspan="2" style="height:9px;overflow:hidden;" |
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|'''1'''/20 (''19+ injured'')
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|4/20 ''Crashed into <s>a black guy</s> an African American''
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|16/20 ''Grand Theft Auto''
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|18/20 ''Hate; Hate; Hate!''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|16/20 ''Claims someone was controlling his body''
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 55/100 ('''F''')</big>
|}
<center>'''[[Lose|You have low grade, contact RUSU to setup a meeting, better shave it down there!]]'''</center>
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>
{{Wanted|2}}


==See Also==
==See Also==
 
[[File:Salt_left.jpg|right|325px]]
* <s>[[High Score]]</s> - LOL not even close
* <s>[[High Score]]</s> - LOL not even close
* [[The Daily Stormer]]
* [[Weev]]
* [[pol|/pol/]]
* [[Antifa]]
* [[Antifa]]
* [[Laura Loomer|Laura Loomer's Tire]]
* [[Laura Loomer|Laura Loomer's Tire]]
* [[Doge|Dodge]] [[Challenger]]
* [[Doge|Dodge]] [[Challenger]]
* [[DeAndre Harris]] - another Charlottesville martyr, except black, male, violent, still alive, and now very rich


==External Links==
* [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/james-alex-fields-found-guilty-killing-heather-heyer-during-violent-n945186 December 8, 2018 - That verdict in full]
* {{archive|6uZeS|Archive of his Facebook before it was removed.}}
* [http://www.miamiherald.com/latest-news/article166895372.html 3 dead in Charlottesville after car plows into counter-protest and helicopter crashes]
* [http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/95725596/1-killed-amid-chaotic-scenes-at-white-supremacist-rally-in-US One killed amid chaotic scenes at white supremacist rally in US  video]
* [https://www.rt.com/usa/399475-charlottesville-mayor-car-terrorist/ Charlottesville mayor says car-ramming incident ‘terrorist attack with car used as weapon’]
* [https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/judge-denies-bail-for-man-accused-of-ramming-car-into-charlottesville-protesters/2017/08/14/2177a028-80fd-11e7-ab27-1a21a8e006ab_story.html?utm_term=.3cd577da096a Judge denies bail for man accused of ramming car into Charlottesville protesters]
* {{kym|memes/events/2017-unite-the-right-rally|Charlottesville's Unite The Right}}


[[File:RoadkillNights.jpg|center|700px|link=Lulz]]


{{High Scores}}
{{nazis}}
{{nazis}}
{{jews}}
{{jews}}
 
[[Category:2017]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Crime]]
[[Category:Crime]]
{{Timeline|Featured article August 16 & 17, [[2017]]|[[Best Korea]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[The Daily Stormer]]}}
{{Timeline|Featured article August 12 & 13, [[2018]]|[[Transformers]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Null]]}}

Latest revision as of 03:47, 13 November 2024

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT the dumbass had posted a meme of his own plan and so he got found GUILTY!!!1
Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity
Does this page cross the line?
If you believe James Alex Fields violates Federal Law, please click here to report it immediately!
The FBI has offices around the world and can be contacted around the clock, every day of the year.


The victim of the tragedy poses for a picture with James Alex Fields, Jr.
RIP Heifer Heyer.

James Alex Fields, Jr.✡ is an innocent 27-year-old Jew from Ohio whose life was flipped turned upside down on August 12th, 2017, when he was visiting Charlottesville, Virginia, and his car was suddenly swarmed by a vicious pack of armed Antifags. Realizing that he was about to have his ride stolen and then be brutally scalped just for being white, James made the fateful decision to put the pedal to the metal and ram his Dodge Challenger through a crowd of buttmad "progressive" liberal retards that were blocking the street.

Believing that they were the ones that were being attacked, the angry mob of Antifa monkeys then jumped on the back of James' car and began smashing his rear window with metal baseball bats. Unfortunately for them, James quickly threw his car into reverse and ran the fuck over them before they could publically lynch him.

When the dust finally settled and the Antifa bodies hit the floor, 19 were injured and one was dead – a morbidly obese 32-year-old white whale and fellow Bernie Sanders supporter named Heather Heyer who was just too fucking fat to Dodge the Challenger. James Fields was then arrested and charged with second-degree murder because he accidentally killed a fat girl while trying to avoid being brutally murdered by pissed off gay negroes who were armed with metal fucking baseball bats.

Before the facts of the incident were even known, the Fake News Old Media had already begun blaming President Donald J. Trump for somehow causing the crash and were immediately attempting to portray James Fields as a "White Supremacist Nazi Terrorist" despite the fact that they didn't even know his fucking name yet.

Can't Dodge the Dodge

Meme posted by Fields a few days earlier

On August 12th, 2017, the white supremacist autistofascist group known as the Alt-Right was planning a #UniteTheRight rally in Charlottesville to protest the desecration and state-sanctioned destruction of confederate monuments and statues. Unsurprisingly, the communist terrorist organizations known as Antifa, BlackLivesMatter and The Resistance all decided to stage a violent counter-protest so they could collect some more "Nazi" scalps.

James Alex Fields, a registered Republicunt and former Bernie Sanders supporter decided to travel from his native Ohio to attend the #UniteTheRight rally to offer his support to his president and stand up to the evil globalists who are attempting to turn America into a poor man's version of Sharia Sweden.

Unfortunately, James Fields soon found his Dodge Challenger surrounded by a bunch of damn dirty apes – several of whom were armed with baseball bats and proceeded to bash the hell out of James' rear bumper as he drove by. Scared for his life and realizing that it may be his only chance of escaping a brutal arse-raping, James made the split-second decision to step on the gas and GTFO of there – this however meant running over the 20+ retards who were standing in the middle of the fucking street and then slamming into the back of two other cars that were submerged in a sea of Antifa morons who were screaming incoherently about how America is somehow becoming like Nazi Germany.

Antifa

THAR SHE BLOWS!

One of the Antifa retards who was standing in the street was 300 pound Heather Heyer who, due to her immense size, was unable to jump out of the way as the car that James rear-ended flew towards her and lightly struck her. A healthy human being would have easily been able to survive such an injury but, due to her incredibly unhealthy diet of #HeathlyAtAnySize and Diabeetus, Heather tragically ended up dying several months earlier than her doctor thought that she would. 19 other retards were sadly only injured.

Among the injured was Bill Burke, a member of the Athens, Ohio, branch of the International Socialist Organization and an avowed Antifa commie. Despite being a socialist fuck with a faggy-arse beard, Bill's friends quickly resorted to the amazing Capitalistic platform that is modern Crowd Funding to pay for his medical bills – because apparently, his amazing socialized commie health care wasn't good enough.

Dwayne Dixon

This man is all that stands between freedom and fascism

Fortunately for Fields and his defense team, all Antifa members are attention whores, so when a Florida sporting goods shop published a now-infamous "not today Antifa" ad, Dwayne Dixon, a member of Antifa, posted a photo to Facebook posing with his gun with the following caption:

   
“ 		 
I take a perverse pleasure in having carried this Spike's lower in the defense of Justice Park on August 12th. I used this rifle to chase off James Fields from our block of 4th St before he attacked the marchers to the south. Spike's needs a good lesson in ethics and antifascism.
  		„
  		 

—"Making racists afraid again"

Many highly educated and reasonable individuals speculated that Dixon brandished his weapon at Fields, who then panicked and ended up making Antifa pancakes and ruining a schweet Dodge Challenger. Dixon later admitted on video to chasing James Fields' car while wielding a rifle, a decision that—in all likelihood—directly caused Heather Heyer's death.


Black Lives Splatter Gameplay IRL


"Fucker! FUCK!"

We didn't need the ear rape

Previous Video | Next Video


Human Skidmarks About missing Pics
  • Bring it on, hombres.
    Bring it on, hombres.
  • James accelerated immediately after this hippie faggot began attacking his car.
    James accelerated immediately after this hippie faggot began attacking his car.
  • Such a tragedy.
    Such a tragedy.
  • The floor is child support
    The floor is child support
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

RIP Heather Heyer

Confused? Your handy guide
   
“ 		 
Aye, Starbuck; aye, my hearties all round; it was Moby Dick that dismasted me; Moby Dick that brought me to this dead stump I stand on now. Aye, aye.

Aye, aye! it was that accursed white whale that razed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day!

Aye, aye! and I’ll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition’s flames before I give him up. And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over all sides of the earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out. What say ye, men, will ye splice hands on it, now? I think ye do look brave.
 

„
  		 

—Captain Ahab, remembering his time spent with Heather Heyer


Dead Antifa Whore Angle Shot About missing Pics
  • How Heather Heyer wanted to be seen.
    How Heather Heyer wanted to be seen.
  • She would have been dead of a heart attack before age 40 anyways.
    She would have been dead of a heart attack before age 40 anyways.
  • HAN THE MARPOONS
    HAN THE MARPOONS
  • Classic FGAS!
    Classic FGAS!
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

Amy Whinehouse vs. Der Daily Sperger

What wrinkly hag Amy Siskind actually looks like IRL.
Andrew Anglin has had enough of getting pushed around!
Sorry, memebros, but you have to GTFO.
Google kicked The Daily Stormer despite promoting their articles.

Soon after Heather Heyer's identity was released, Andrew Anglin's The Daily Stormer decided to have some fun by posting an article insulting the fat, childless cow. Offended by this, a notoriously anti-Trump feminazi cunt named Amy Siskind decided to complain to GoDaddy, The Daily Stormer's domain registrar, in an attempt to get the site taken offline.



Within mere hours, GoDaddy (who had defended The Daily Stormer's right to free speech in the past) caved and gave The Daily Stormer 24 hours notice to GTFO and move their domain somewhere else.



The Daily Stormer then moved its domain to Google and professional cunt Amy Siskind immediately contacted them as well – and if course, being fucking Google, they caved a mere 3 hours and 11 minutes after the domain was transferred to them.

   
“ 		 
We are canceling Daily Stormer’s registration with Google Domains for violating our terms of service.
  		„
  		 

—A Jewgle rep.

Galleria de Injustice

JAMES ALEX FIELDS DID NOTHING WRONG About missing Pics
  • James Alex Fields, Jr. - A True American Hero
    James Alex Fields, Jr. - A True American Hero
  • Arrested for being a victim of Antifa violence.
    Arrested for being a victim of Antifa violence.
  • James Alex Fields, looking super autistic.
    James Alex Fields, looking super autistic.
  • A true Americunt hero.
    A true Americunt hero.
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 1/20 (19+ injured)
Accuracy: 4/20 Crashed into a black guy an African American
Style: 16/20 Grand Theft Auto
Butthurt: 18/20 Hate; Hate; Hate!
Bonus: 16/20 Claims someone was controlling his body
Total score: 55/100 (F)
You have low grade, contact RUSU to setup a meeting, better shave it down there!
See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force


See Also

External Links



 James Alex Fields is part of a series on Are You Ready? [GAME OVERInsert Coin] Go!
Single Player Elite Hall of Fame

Adam Lanza • Anders Behring Breivik • Andrew Kehoe • Ariana Grande Massacre • Baruch Goldstein • Brenton Tarrant • Campo Elías Delgado • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dong Yangling • Gabriel Wortman • Jack Gilbert Graham • Jakrapanth Thomma • James Huberty • Luby's massacre • Martin Bryant • Mutsuo Toi • Nice Truck Attack 2016 • Omar Mateen • Panya Khamrab • Patrick Crusius • Reina Nightclub Massacre • Salvador Ramos • Shinji Aoba • Stephen Paddock • Ted Bundy • Vladislav Roslyakov • William Unek • Woo Bum-kon

Single Player Amateur Division

Aaron Alexis • Alexandre Bissonnette • Akbarzhon Jalivov • Ali David Sonboly • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Andrea Pignani • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Artyom Kazantsev • Audrey Hale • Brandon Scott Hole • Breda Highschool Massacre • Breitscheidplatz • Brenda Ann Spencer • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Capital Gazette Shooting • Charles Whitman's Tumor • Chris Harper-Mercer • Connor Betts • Dallas Police Shootings • Darrell Brooks • David Katz • David Kozák • David Malcolm Gray • Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain • Derrick Bird • DeWayne Craddock • Dimitrios Pagourtzis • Dimitrious Gargasoulas • Dmitry Vinogradov • Dylann Storm Roof • Elliot Rodger • Éric Borel • Euler Fernando Grandolpho • Flemming Nielsen • Fort Hood • Gabe Parker • George Sodini • Gian Luigi Ferri • Ian David Long • Ilnaz Galyaviev • Jake Davison • James Alex Fields • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Dalton • Jason Rodriguez • Jaylen Fryberg • Jeffrey Dahmer • Jeff Weise • Jesse Osborne • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • John Russel Houser • John Wilkes Booth • Jonathan Sapirman • Josef Fritzl • Khalid Masood • Kimveer Gill • Kip Kinkel • Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage • Lam Kor Wan • Mamoru Takuma • Marc Lépine • Mark Barton • Mark Essex • Martin Peyerl • Matthew de Grood • Michael Carneal • Michael Kenneth McLendon • Michael Ryan • Mikese Morse • Mr. Saari • Nathan Gale • Nghtmrchld26 • Nikolas Cruz • Noah Esbensen • Orlando Harris • Otoya Yamaguchi • Patrick Purdy • Payton Gendron • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Petri Gerdt • Ramadan Van Man • Randy Robert Stair • Richard Speck • Robert Bales • Robert Bowers • Robert Card • Robert Crimo • Robert Hawkins • Robert Long • Robert Steinhäuser • Ruslan Akhtyamov • Ryan Palmeter • Santino William Legan • Satoshi Uematsu • Sayfullo Saipov • Stephen Kazmierczak • The Twinkie Man • Thomas Matthew Crooks • Thomas Watt Hamilton • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • Timur Bekmansurov • TJ Lane • Tobias Rathjen • Trystan Andrew Terrell • Tyler Peterson • Unabomber • Wade Michael Page • Walter Seifert • Wellington Menezes de Oliveira • Zhao Zewei • Zug Massacre

Multiplayer Co-Op Mode

1-14 Jakarta Attacks • Academy Maniacs • Boston Marathon Bombing • Charlie Hebdo • Columbine • Crocus City Hall Massacre • Hiroshima and Nagasaki • ISIS Paris Attack 13-11 • Jews did WTC • London Bridge Attack 2017 • Medianeira School Shooting • Pearl Harbor • San Bernardino Shooting • Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks • Suzano School Shooting • Timothy McVeigh • Zhaodong Massacre

Civilization and Great Prophets

Adolf Hitler • Augusto Pinochet • Charles Manson • Heaven's Gate • Holocaust • Jonestown • Joseph Stalin • Kim Il-sung • Mao Zedong • Osama bin Laden • Pol Pot • Saddam Hussein • Waco • World War II

Banned From Scoring

Alex Hribal • Anthony Warner • Anton Bichivin • Asa Coon • Ben Moynihan • Billy Mitchell • Brandon Clegg • Brian Isaack Clyde • Charles Bishop • Clay Duke • Dillon Cossey • Faisal Shahzad • Frank James • Hayden Jagst • Hugo Jackson • Ilya Ivanistov • John Earnest • Kyle Rittenhouse • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Logan Clark • MAGABomber • Mikhail Pivnev • Nasim Aghdam • Nicky Reilly • Philip Manshaus • Richard Reid • Ryan Routh • Sam Hyde • Sebastian Bosse • Sol Pais • Stephan Balliet • Todd Rogers • Willem Van Spronsen • William Atchison • You

 
James Alex Fields is part of a series on National Socialists
Click topics to expand

Sieg Heil!

Schutzstaffel 卐 Ideologie, Tradition, Praxis, und Stolz 卐 Möchtegern-Nazis 卐 Feinde, Verräter, und verboten

James Alex Fields
is part of a series on
Jews
Patriarchs [-+]

Adam Katz • Adam L. Goldstein • Al Franken • Alan Moore • Albert Einstein • Alex Hirsch • Alicia Vikander • Aliza Shvarts • Amy Pascal • Amy Schumer • Andrew Breitbart • Andy Kaufman • Angelina Jolie • Anita Sarkeesian • Ariana Grande • Ayn Rand • Baruch Goldstein • Beastie Boys • Ben Garrison • Ben Shapiro • Ben Stein • Bernie Goetz • Bernie Madoff • Bernie Sanders • Bobby Kotick • Bourg Productions • Brie Larson • Casey Neistat • Chelsea Clinton • Chris Savino • Chuck Schumer • Dan Harmon • Dan Schneider • Daniel Benfield • Danny Elfman • Daron Nefcy • David Draiman • David Katz • Debbie Schlussel • Dianne Feinstein • Donald Drumpf • Doomentio • Dylan Klebold • Ed Rendell • Einsidler • Eli Kozin • Elliot Rodger • Elon Musk • EmiNet • Eric Abramov • Ethan Klein • Frank Miller • George Soros • Girlvinyl • Greville Janner • Harvey Weinstein • Henry Kissinger • Henry Makow • Howard Stern • Ice Poseidon • Jacob Stellmach • Jared Knabenbauer • JarlaxleArtemis • Jeff Goldblum • Jeffrey Epstein • Jennifer Lawrence • Jerry Seinfeld • Jerry Springer • Jesus • JewWario • Jim Sterling • Joe Lieberman • John Kricfalusi • John Oliver • Jon Stewart • Jonathan Yaniv • Joshua Conner Moon • Jussie Smollett • Justin Roiland • Kevin Smith • Kumichoo • Kurt Eichenwald • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Lauren Faust • Lena Dunham • Linda Mack • Lyor Cohen • MandoPony • Mark Zuckerberg • Matt Stone • Maury Povich • Mia Janin • Michael Bloomberg • savetheinternet • Michael Richards • Michael Savage • Mila Kunis • Miriam Lazewatsky • Monica Lewinsky • Monica Rial • Moses • Moshe Finkberg • MundaneMatt • Natalie Portman • Neil Gaiman • Nihilistic Snake • Pamela Geller • PewDiePie • PACKGOD • Quinton Reviews • Rachael MacFarlane • Rahm Emanuel • R@ygold • Rebecca Sugar • Roman Polanski • Ron Jeremy • Rupert Murdoch • Sacha Baron Cohen • Sam Hyde • Seth MacFarlane • Seth Rogen • Susan Wojcicki • Tara Strong • The Amazing Racist • The Fine Bros • The Krassenstein Brothers • Tim Burton • Todd Goldman • Todd Howard • Tony Goldmark • Trevor Noah • Weev • Wil Wheaton • Woody Allen • YandereDev • Yank Barry

Habitats [-+]
Traditions [-+]
H8s [-+]
Featured article August 16 & 17, 2017
Preceded by
Best Korea 		James Alex Fields Succeeded by
The Daily Stormer
Featured article August 12 & 13, 2018
Preceded by
Transformers 		James Alex Fields Succeeded by
Null
Retrieved from "http://edramatica.com/index.php?title=James_Alex_Fields&oldid=1900907"