DeAndre Harris

We all bleed the same red green

Save your bill, and let him hang

	“	“I’m so blessed to be alive to tell my story and show the world that racism is very much still alive”	„
	—DeAndre Harris

DeAndre Harris is a nig-nog and veteran of the Battle of Charlottesville. He was videoed being beaten in an underground parking garage by some white men armed with scaffolding poles or something.

Then in October 2017, DeAndre Harris was arrested in connection with the beating.

What happened?

Moar info: Battle of Charlottesville.

Someone set us up the nig. Fortunately, the old media were there to capture the whole thing, and take the victim's testimony. You can see below how the story was presented to the public. A lynching for the digital era.

”It's a stunning, horrifying image...” The innocent victim speaks out ”Film at 11!” Previous Video | Next Video

Then - in a dramatic twist - DeAndre Harris himself was arrested for felony assault in connection with the incident!

Who cares?

"... and they all lived happily ever after."

The old media care. They care a lot. Because it enables them to milk the Charlottyville Horror for a bit longer. Also, America is like totally run by the KKK going undercover as cops, yeah? Everyone knows it, that's why the media report it in the first place. White Supremacy, man. And it's in the South. What more proof do you need bruh? SMDH

	“	A black man brutally beaten at a white nationalist rally in Charlottesville is now facing a felony charge related to the August attack.	„
	—The Washington Post

	“	"We find it highly offensive and upsetting, but what’s more jarring is that he’s been charged with the same crime as the men who attacked him," said Merritt.	„
	—Salon.com

	“	Mr Harris wrote in a post that the amount of love he has received since the attack has been “overwhelming”	„
	—The Independent

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The Apes of Wrath

Moar info: BLM.

Lots and lots of libfags and SJW also care, since it is incontrovertible that the righteous beatdown delivered upon this nappy-head was an affront to human dignity, a war crime, a crime against humanity, and the worst thing since that time Dracula nuked an orphanage. Here is a sample of Twitter reactions.

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He dindunuffin?

You got it. DeAndre Harris actually started the fight by coming equipped with a cosh and beating an old guy over the head with it, while trying to steal his flag. (The cosh was a heavy rubber-clad flashlight, which Harris was obviously carrying in case the Sun suddenly went out.) Harris then tried to escape justice by fleeing, and was chased into the nearby underground garage (visible in the background) where he received a well-earned extrajudicial pummelling. But for some reason, as seen in the videos at the top of this page, the old media only filmed Harris getting beaten and they left the old white guy lying unconscious in the street.

See for yourself.

Wiggles gonna wig Too seriously injured to escape Previous Video | Next Video

	“	Me and about five of my friends were out protesting. We thought [the marchers] left, but at one point they came back. Everyone was exchanging words with the group, but then the KKK and white supremacists just rushed us	„
	—Who do you believe? DeAndre Harris, or your lyin' eyes? (Archived: 1 2)

DINDUNUFFIN!

When a lying nigger hires a nigger lawyer, you know the results are gonna be worth watching. Here is the case for the defense.

My client Din Du Nuffin My client Din Du Nuffin Nuffin at all Nuffin at all This man did nothing This man did nothing Harris, duin nuffin Busy duin nuffin Busy duin nuffin DINDUNUFFIN! This is a different guy Wrong position for injury This is Harris's victim Already injured! Already injured! File:Costner jfk looking glass quote.png

Wow. Hope he got treatment

Oh he did.

Hang on, you mean the white guy? GTFO. DeAndre Harris started a GoFundMe to pay for his ER bills. He wanted $50k but didn't stop there, and ended up with $166k in his pocket.

Archived here and here.

Here are DeAndre Harris's injuries. Are they worth $50k? You be the judge.

Split eyebrow. IDK, $250? Grazed elbow? Hahaha GTFO Lips look normal. Chipped tooth? Say, $2,500 Lips look normal. Chipped tooth? Say, $2,500

Did he donate the rest to BLM?

No. He bought a Mercedes and hired professionals to make a rap video, hoping to launch a music career!

Published September 2017 (and starring his mom) The real thing (a mirror, so he doesn't get any click-thru from ED) Previous Video | Next Video

(It's OK, that's not his real voice either. Autotuned to fuck and back.)

Mammy's Little Baby

Naturally, her first concern was her child's wellbeing

	“	The beating happened right beside the Police Department, and no police were there to help me at all. My mother is now thinking about suing the city of Charlottesville	„
	—DeAndre Harris lets something slip ( Archived: 1 2)

It's not entirely clear why Felicia Harris thinks she might have grounds to sue the City of Charlottesville, since her son is legally an adult and not even living with her. On the other hand, there are two Felicia Harrises listed in official records as living in Charlottesville.

Coincidentally, both of them are undischarged bankrupts. This means that neither of the women called Felicia Harris has (a) any money or (b) any prospect of getting credit. (If they are actually two different people in the first place, since one of them uses several known aliases)

So there are two women in Charlottesville who are desperately short of cash and no doubt pray every night for a large sum of money from out of nowhere. They both have the same name as DeAndre Harris's mother, who is contemplating a baseless and vexatious lawsuit against the City of Charlottesville - probably in the hope that the city will settle out of court to avoid bad publicity. You do the math.

Gangster rap sheet extended

Fashion statement

January 2018 was very much a case of 'new year, fresh start' for young master Harris. On January 10, his flashy car was stopped by police due to the fact that a green haze of fumes was emanating from his open driver's-side window. This pungent artificial fog was obscuring the highway, making conditions unsafe for other drivers, and led the police to believe Harris was attempting a getaway behind a personal smokescreen.

They then dragged him to the roadside and pumped bullets into his head. Not really, they suddenly had an unexplained craving for some fresh donuts, so they quickly searched the vehicle and discovered a loaded AR-15 rifle hidden under a blanket on the back seat. Clearly, the local KKK have tried to fit Harris up yet again. Harris is now facing misdemeanor charges of concealing and transporting a loaded weapon. The cops didn't charge him for the weed, which likely means the little shit swallowed it when he saw the blue lights flashing in his rear view mirror.

On this particular occasion, Harris's uppity negro lawyer was mysteriously unavailable to local reporters when asked to comment.

Trial

Harris appeared in Court March 16, 2018 facing a reduced charge of misdemeanor assault for the attack on Harold Crews. On March 16, Harris was acquitted on assault charges, confirming the suspected open season on Trump supporters. No word on the firearms charges as yet.

See also

• BLM
• Brown, Michael
• Charlottesville (Battle of)
• Chimpout - what's gonna happen to the neighborhood when Harris gets spanked by the Judge
• DINDUNUFFIN
• KKK - they didn't do anything
• OpFerguson
• Talcum X
• Martin, Trayvon

Don't see also

• Heather Heyer - who da fuqs dat, man?

External links

• #GibsGate
• #DeAndreHarris
• #Charlottesville
• "He hasn't gone back to work or has done anything." - he's so traumatised, that he's set out on a musical career instead (Archived: 1 2)
• THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! Oh hang on, the guys who beat Harris were arrested too (Archived: 1 2)
• "DeAndre Harris’ Attorney Says White Supremacist Was Hit by Someone Else" - easy mistake, all niggers look the same (Archived: 1 2)
• In a hard-hitting investigation, VICE reveals how a white supremacist lawyer played the system to get Harris arrested. Except they don't mention that the lawyer was Harold Crews, who is also Harris's victim, or that he obtained a warrant through the correct means, and the police department independently verified that there was sufficient evidence. RACIST OPPRESSION! (Archived: 1 2 (File))
• The Washington Post solemnly declares: "In this strange world, victims are guilty, facts are alternative and no one can feel safe." Well, they'd know most about that. (Archived: 1 2)
• Persecuted angel DeAndre Harris arrested again (January 2018) (Archived: 1 (Robots) 2 (File))

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