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[[File:JasonThomasNichols-standingThere.jpg|thumb|right|300px|He's just standing there... ''menacingly'']]'''Jason Thomas Nichols''' is the hot new [[Wojak]] in town. Showing up at the doorstep of some guy's house in Fairfield, [[California]], and dressed in his finest Reddit moderator gear, Jason wanted to let you know:
[[File:JasonThomasNichols-standingThere.jpg|thumb|right|300px|He's just standing there... ''menacingly'']]'''Jason Thomas Nichols'''{{Incel}} is the hot new [[Soyjak|Wojak]] in town. Showing up at the doorstep of some guy's house in Fairfield, [[California]], and dressed in his finest [[Reddit]]-moderator gear, Jason wanted to let you know:
* if you knew where your daughter was
* if you knew where your daughter was
* that this was ''his'' neighborhood
* that this was ''his'' neighborhood
* if you could open the door
* if you could open the door
* his name was Harry Dresden
* his alias was Harry Dresden (Reference to a book series called "The Dresden Files", about a wizard private investigator)


He was later arrested and charged with four felonies.
He was later arrested and charged with four felonies. But the story goes deeper...


==The Videos==
==The Videos==
===The original door cam===
===The original door cam===
[[File:JasonThomasNichols-theVideo.mp4|center]]
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===After breaking inside===
===After breaking inside===
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==The Story (in case you're too lazy to actually watch the videos)==
==The Story (in case you're too lazy to actually watch the videos)==
As the videos show, Jason shows up to the house of the victim, wondering as to where the victim's daughter is. After poorly attempting to mog the camera, Jason somehow manages to break into the house. After a tense standoff where Jason attempted to look through the house for a likely-nonexistent young girl (in an attempt to stand up for her), the homeowner asked if Jason was military in order to calm them down. That's when the police arrived and arrested Jason.
As the videos show, Jason shows up to the house of the victim, wondering as to where the victim's daughter is. After poorly attempting to mog on the camera, Jason somehow manages to break into the house. Once he was in the residence, Jason would then start opening up closet doors looking for a likely nonexistent young girl (in an attempt to stand up for her) and yelling for a "Victor" (also potentially nonexistent). After a tense standoff between Jason and the homeowner, the homeowner asked if Jason was military in order to calm them down. That's when the police arrived and arrested Jason.
 
Overzealous Reddit mod, or psychotic breakdown? You be the judge.


==About Jason==
==About Jason==
He was the subject of a number of books with titles like "Crazy Little Things Called Teens" and "Surviving Your Out-Of-Control Teen" written by his mom, Lisa Gay Nichols. Lisa's book "Holy Shit Writing These Books Aren't Doing Jack Shit To Help My Absolutely Fucking Insane Teenager, Send Help" was ultimately unreleased after Jason turned 20 and ceased being a "teenager".
He was the subject of a number of books with titles like "Crazy Little Things Called Teens" and "Surviving Your Out-Of-Control Teen" written by his mom, Lisa Gay Nichols. Lisa's book "Holy Shit Writing These Books Aren't Doing Jack Shit To Help My Absolutely Fucking Insane Teenager, Send Help" was ultimately unreleased after Jason turned 20 and ceased being a "teenager".


Not much else is actually known about Jason other than what little has been revealed online. He might have been in the military, but who the fuck knows.
Not much else is actually known about Jason other than what little has been revealed online. but who the fuck knows?!? He was alleged to have been doing all of this just for some [[anime]] [[waifu]] and it honestly wouldn't be surprising if it was.


==Images==
==Images==
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File:JasonThomasNichols-steelHisLook-Oddguy.jpg | Steal His Look
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File:JasonThomasNichols-ednaMode.jpg | Edna Mode
File:JasonThomasNichols-ednaMode.jpg | Edna Mode
File:JasonThomasNichols-HomeOwnersAssociation.jpg | <s>NWA</s> HOA
File:JasonThomasNichols-HomeOwnersAssociation.jpg | <s>NWA</s> HOA
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File:JasonThomasNichols-donnieTrump.jpg | This is my neighborhood, it's the best neighborhood
File:JasonThomasNichols-donnieTrump.jpg | This is my neighborhood, it's the best neighborhood
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File:JasonThomasNichols-albumCover.jpg | Parental Advisory
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==Videos==
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Open the door now..or I'll fucking end you..do you understand me?
 

 
 

—Jason while wearing sandals.

He's just standing there... menacingly

Jason Thomas Nichols is the hot new Wojak in town. Showing up at the doorstep of some guy's house in Fairfield, California, and dressed in his finest Reddit-moderator gear, Jason wanted to let you know:

  • if you knew where your daughter was
  • that this was his neighborhood
  • if you could open the door
  • his alias was Harry Dresden (Reference to a book series called "The Dresden Files", about a wizard private investigator)

He was later arrested and charged with four felonies. But the story goes deeper...

The Videos

The original door cam

After breaking inside

The Story (in case you're too lazy to actually watch the videos)

As the videos show, Jason shows up to the house of the victim, wondering as to where the victim's daughter is. After poorly attempting to mog on the camera, Jason somehow manages to break into the house. Once he was in the residence, Jason would then start opening up closet doors looking for a likely nonexistent young girl (in an attempt to stand up for her) and yelling for a "Victor" (also potentially nonexistent). After a tense standoff between Jason and the homeowner, the homeowner asked if Jason was military in order to calm them down. That's when the police arrived and arrested Jason.

Overzealous Reddit mod, or psychotic breakdown? You be the judge.

About Jason

He was the subject of a number of books with titles like "Crazy Little Things Called Teens" and "Surviving Your Out-Of-Control Teen" written by his mom, Lisa Gay Nichols. Lisa's book "Holy Shit Writing These Books Aren't Doing Jack Shit To Help My Absolutely Fucking Insane Teenager, Send Help" was ultimately unreleased after Jason turned 20 and ceased being a "teenager".

Not much else is actually known about Jason other than what little has been revealed online. but who the fuck knows?!? He was alleged to have been doing all of this just for some anime waifu and it honestly wouldn't be surprising if it was.

Images

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