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[[File:JessicaLeeds.jpg|thumb|[[Dinosaur|Jurassica Leeds]], suffering from [[Melody Hensley|internet PTSD]].]] | [[File:JessicaLeeds.jpg|thumb|[[Dinosaur|Jurassica Leeds]], suffering from [[Melody Hensley|internet PTSD]].]] | ||
[[File:EinSexmonster.jpg|thumb|Ist Donald Trump ein Sexmonster?]] | [[File:EinSexmonster.jpg|thumb|Ist Donald Trump ein Sexmonster? Nein.]] | ||
'''Jessica Hopkins Leeds''' (née '''Caldwell''') is a shriveled {{Age|1942|3|2}}-year-old prune and [[Hillary Clinton]] operative who, in October of [[2016]], attempted to undermine [[America]]'s fine [[Monarchy|democracy]] by taking part in an incredibly trashy ''[[New York Times]]'' attack article where she falsely-accused [[The Donald]] of "[[Almost raped|sexually assaulting]]" her on an [[Neutral Milk Hotel|aeroplane]] [[Web 1.0|30 fucking years ago]]. Unfortunately for old and [[Baby Boomers|technologically-challenged]] Jessica, the [[uber|über]]-[[1337]] [[Conspiracy theorists|cyber-sleuths]] of the [[internets]] are not easily fooled and they quickly realized that her story had more [[hole]]s in it than the kids who attend [[Sandy Hook]]. | '''Jessica Hopkins Leeds''' (née '''Caldwell''') is a shriveled {{Age|1942|3|2}}-year-old prune and [[Hillary Clinton]] operative who, in October of [[2016]], attempted to undermine [[America]]'s fine [[Monarchy|democracy]] by taking part in an incredibly trashy ''[[New York Times]]'' attack article where she falsely-accused [[The Donald]] of "[[Almost raped|sexually assaulting]]" her on an [[Neutral Milk Hotel|aeroplane]] [[Web 1.0|30 fucking years ago]]. Unfortunately for old and [[Baby Boomers|technologically-challenged]] Jessica, the [[uber|über]]-[[1337]] [[Conspiracy theorists|cyber-sleuths]] of the [[internets]] are not easily fooled and they quickly realized that her story had more [[hole]]s in it than the kids who attend [[Sandy Hook]]. | ||
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[[File:AndersonClintonNews.jpg|thumb|Anderson Cooper is a completely non-biased [[fudgepacker]].]] | [[File:AndersonClintonNews.jpg|thumb|Anderson Cooper is a completely non-biased [[fudgepacker]].]] | ||
[[File:AndersonCooperJournalism.jpg|thumb|How the Clintons control Anderson Poofter.]] | [[File:AndersonCooperJournalism.jpg|thumb|How the Clintons control Anderson Poofter.]] | ||
[[File:LeedsFace.jpg|thumb|Jessica reacts to Anderson Cooper's [[Goatse|gaping arsehole]].]] | |||
[[File:50sBitch.jpg|thumb|1950s women wouldn't report being molested on a plane, but they'd scream like bitches if [[Vermin]] scurried across their [[kitchen]].]] | [[File:50sBitch.jpg|thumb|1950s women wouldn't report being molested on a plane, but they'd scream like bitches if [[Vermin]] scurried across their [[kitchen]].]] | ||
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|@FoxNews should fire Lou Dobbs for tweeting Jessica Leeds' address and phone number. Otherwise, Ms Leeds should sue them both.|Gene Johnson | |@FoxNews should fire Lou Dobbs for tweeting Jessica Leeds' address and phone number. Otherwise, Ms Leeds should sue them both.|Gene Johnson | ||
|@foxbusiness FIRE MISOGYNIST LOU DOBBS for releasing address of Trump groping accuser.|Cathy Lubenski, being a cunt | |||
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== | == Whoria LOLred and the Cosby Effect == | ||
[[File:NoH8PlzRape.jpg|thumb|Few things scream "Rape me!" like [[duct tape]].]] | |||
[[File:AllredClintonRaep.jpg|thumb|Gloria Allred, presenting proof of Donald's raping.]] | [[File:AllredClintonRaep.jpg|thumb|Gloria Allred, presenting proof of Donald's raping.]] | ||
[[File:DateWithTrump.jpg|thumb|What the media wants you to believe.]] | [[File:DateWithTrump.jpg|thumb|What the media wants you to believe.]] | ||
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[[File:NineElevenVictims.jpg|thumb|What CNN will be claiming next.]] | [[File:NineElevenVictims.jpg|thumb|What CNN will be claiming next.]] | ||
[[File:KarenaVirginia.jpg|thumb|He even groped [[Bruce Jenner]].]] | [[File:KarenaVirginia.jpg|thumb|He even groped [[Bruce Jenner]].]] | ||
[[File:TrumpAbuseHotline.jpg|thumb|I'd like to report a fake rape.]] | [[File:TrumpAbuseHotline.jpg|thumb|Hi, I'd like to report a fake rape.]] | ||
[[File:TrumpHooters.jpg|thumb|Someone save these [[Sluts|innocent young wimminz]]!!111]] | [[File:TrumpHooters.jpg|thumb|Someone save these [[Sluts|innocent young wimminz]]!!111]] | ||
[[File:TrumpAccuserTimeline.jpg|thumb|You say you had 30 years to say all of this, but instead you waited until mere weeks before the election.]] | |||
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|Dear Mr. Trump, you will lose the election to Ms. Clinton, Yale Law '72, and you will lose this case to [[USI|Lisa Bloom, Yale Law '86]].|Lisa Bloom, Gloria Allred's equally disgusting whore of a daughter | |Dear Mr. Trump, you will lose the election to Ms. Clinton, Yale Law '72, and you will lose this case to [[USI|Lisa Bloom, Yale Law '86]].|Lisa Bloom, Gloria Allred's equally disgusting whore of a daughter | ||
|[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Kittens http://JillHarth.com] -- beautiful products and support a sister who lost business after coming out as first Trump accuser. Proud of her.|Lisa Bloom, advertising shitty products | |||
|My client 1st Trump accuser Jill Harth faces financial hardship, losing jobs for speaking out. Buy her products! RT [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Kittens http://ow.ly/jRus305eW85]|Lisa Bloom | |||
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<big>''' | <big>'''Trump's False-Accusers'''</big> | ||
'''Jessica Leeds''' | '''Jessica Leeds''' | ||
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'''Jill Harth''' | '''Jill Harth''' | ||
:A makeup artist who has attended Trump's rallies despite claiming that he grabbed her pussy in 1992. | :A makeup artist who has attended Trump's rallies despite claiming that he grabbed her pussy in 1992. She's also ''thanked him for helping her out of an abusive relationship''. | ||
'''Cathy Schragis Heller''' | '''Cathy Schragis Heller''' | ||
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'''Katie Johnson''' | '''Katie Johnson''' | ||
:A literal [[13-year-old]] [[whore]] who claims that she was a victim of Trump and paedojew Jeffrey Epstein despite the fact that she wasn't. | :A literal [[13-year-old]] [[whore]] who claims that she was a victim of Trump and paedojew Jeffrey Epstein despite the fact that she wasn't. Is currently attempting to [[Whore|sell an interview for $1,000,000]]. | ||
'''Karena Virginia''' | '''Karena Virginia''' | ||
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'''Temple Taggart McDowell''' | '''Temple Taggart McDowell''' | ||
:A self-proclaimed "[[republican]]" who is [[Sarcasm|definitely not working for Hillary]]. | :A self-proclaimed "[[republican]]" who is [[Sarcasm|definitely not working for Hillary]]. | ||
'''Jessica Drake''' | |||
:A [[porn star]] who claims that she met Trump at a golf game and was offered 10k for [[sex]]. She also opened her own online sex shop a mere day before accusing trump. | |||
'''Jennifer Murphy''' | |||
:[[Ninja|Neenja]]. | |||
<big>'''Verified Trump Victims'''</big>{{Verified}} | |||
'''Noone''' | |||
:[[Noone]] was sexually assaulted by Donald Trump. | |||
'''Rudy Giuliani''' | |||
:Has video evidence of Trump grabbing her titties. | |||
'''[[Hillary Clinton]]''' | '''[[Hillary Clinton]]''' | ||
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<big>'''More Bitches'''</big> | <big>'''More Lying Bitches'''</big> | ||
*'''Kristin Anderson''' | *'''Kristin Anderson''' | ||
*'''Rachel Crooks''' | *'''Rachel Crooks''' | ||
*'''Cassandra Searles''' | *'''Cassandra Searles''' | ||
*'''Ninni Laaksonen''' | |||
*'''Mystery Bitch #1''' | *'''Mystery Bitch #1''' | ||
*'''Mystery Bitch #2''' | *'''Mystery Bitch #2''' | ||
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File:KarenaCockGoesWhere.jpg|Cock goes where? | File:KarenaCockGoesWhere.jpg|Cock goes where? | ||
File:FaggartAndTrump.jpg|Temple Taggart and Trump, before she falsely accused him of groping her. | File:FaggartAndTrump.jpg|Temple Taggart and Trump, before she falsely accused him of groping her. | ||
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File:KristinFat.jpg|Kristin Anderson is fucking fat. | File:KristinFat.jpg|Kristin Anderson is fucking fat. | ||
File:KristinBeforeAfter.jpg|Before and after [[Botox]]. | File:KristinBeforeAfter.jpg|Before and after [[Botox]]. | ||
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File:Caitlyn_Jenner.jpg|Karena Virginia, posing for ''Vanity Fair''. | File:Caitlyn_Jenner.jpg|Karena Virginia, posing for ''Vanity Fair''. | ||
File:ShameAndDisgust.jpg|"''I am ashamed and disgusted of my [[penis]].''" | |||
File:JessicaDrakeAtDaBar.jpg|Jessica Drake at the bar. | File:JessicaDrakeAtDaBar.jpg|Jessica Drake at the bar. | ||
File:JessicaDrake.jpg|Jessica Drake, enjoying [[Cum|her dinner]]. | File:JessicaDrake.jpg|Jessica Drake, enjoying [[Cum|her dinner]]. | ||
File:ThisPhotoProvesSomething.jpg|Jessica Drake, wearer of [[problematic]] glasses. | |||
File:TrumpAndPornWhore.jpg|This photo proves something. | |||
File:RachelTheCrook.jpg|Rachel the Crook | |||
File:SummerZervos.jpg|Summer Zervos, after going through a week's worth of [[meth]] in under an hour. | |||
File:JillAndTrump1.jpg|Jill Harth, plotting to frame Trump. | |||
File:JillAndTrump2.jpg | |||
File:JillAndTrump3.png|Definitely not [[asking for it]]. | |||
File:JillHarth.jpg|[[Irony|She sells beauty products.]] | |||
File:Giuliani.jpg|Rudy Giuliani | |||
File:MindyBJFace.jpg|Mindy McGillivray, showing off her cockhole. | |||
File:TrumpedChicken.jpg|Kentucky Groped Chicken | |||
File:TrumpTouchedMe.jpg|[[Godzilla|Gojira!]] | |||
File:ActualTrumpVictimInterview.jpg|A [[Noone|confirmed Trump victim]] tells her story to the press. | |||
File:MissFinlandCosplay.jpg|The scariest Halloween costume we've ever seen. | |||
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== | == The Butler Sez Trump Dindu It == | ||
[[File:StoynoffButterface.jpg|thumb|Natasha "[[Butterface]]" Stoynoff]] | [[File:StoynoffButterface.jpg|thumb|Natasha "[[Butterface]]" Stoynoff]] | ||
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[[File:RobinAlfred.jpg|thumb|A photo of Senecal with a younger Donald Trump.]] | [[File:RobinAlfred.jpg|thumb|A photo of Senecal with a younger Donald Trump.]] | ||
[[File:TouchedByOrangeJesus.jpg|thumb|Touched by Orange Jesus! Hallelujah!]] | [[File:TouchedByOrangeJesus.jpg|thumb|Touched by Orange Jesus! Hallelujah!]] | ||
[[File:TrumpOprah2000.jpg|thumb|The fat-shaming, racist, misogynist monster who considered an [[MAN THE HARPOONS|overweight]] [[Vagina|female]] [[nigger]] as a possible VP pick.]] | |||
[[File:Hookers4Hillary.jpg|thumb|What happened after porn star Jessica Drake joined in.]] | |||
Not wanting to be outjournaljismed by ''The New York Times'', ''[[People|Sheeple Magazine]]'' writer '''Natasha Stoynoff''' decided to join the Trump Rape Train and make her own false-accusations against the presidential nominee – something that ''People Magazine'' '''''actually ended up printing'''''. Unfortunately for Natasha, the sole witness to the supposed "assault"—'''Anthony "Tony" Senecal''', [[Batman|Bruce Wayne]]'s long-time [[Slave|butler]]—ended up telling the whole world that she was full of shit. | |||
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|I am completely shocked and bewildered by my cousin, Summer Zervos, and her press conference today. Ever since she was on The Apprentice she has had nothing but glowing things to say about Mr. Trump.|John Barry, Summer Zervos' cousin | |I am completely shocked and bewildered by my cousin, Summer Zervos, and her press conference today. Ever since she was on The Apprentice she has had nothing but glowing things to say about Mr. Trump.|John Barry, Summer Zervos' cousin | ||
|I also would like to show my support for Donald and his campaign. I am offering my services to do his grooming and get him perfectly camera ready for photos and Hi-Definition TV. I have always been very fond of Donald and I CARE about him as he helped me see the light and get out of the very damaging and abusive relationship I was in. I am so different and much better than I was before.|Jill Harth, thanking Trump for helping her out of an abusive relationship | |||
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{{quote|Defendant Trump initiated sexual contact with Plaintiff at four different parties. On the fourth and final sexual encounter with Defendant Trump, Defendant Trump tied Plaintiff to a bed, exposed himself to Plaintiff, and then proceeded to forcibly rape Plaintiff. During the course of this savage sexual attack, Plaintiff loudly pleaded with Defendant Trump to stop but with no effect. Defendant Trump responded to Plaintiff’s pleas by violently striking Plaintiff in the face with his open hand and screaming that he would do whatever he wanted.|Whateva! Trump does what Trump wants!}} | |||
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File:MindyMcGillivrayCriminal1.jpg | |||
File:MindyMcGillivrayCriminal2.jpg | {{collapsegallery|Moar Evidence|MoarEvidence|center|<gallery> | ||
File:SummerEmail.jpg | |||
File: | File:MindyMcGillivrayCriminal1.jpg|CHILD ABUSER | ||
File:TheConcertDidntHappen.jpg | File:MindyMcGillivrayCriminal2.jpg|AND DRUNK DRIVER | ||
File:Huffpokarena.png | File:SummerEmail.jpg|Summer Zervos in April of 2016. | ||
File:SummerZervosShillary.jpg|Summer Zervos after falsely accusing Trump. | |||
File:TheConcertDidntHappen.jpg|[[Then who was phone|Then who was concert?]] | |||
File:Huffpokarena.png|Bruce Jenner is a writer for the Huffington Post. | |||
File:StoynoffInsane.jpg|Natasha Stoynoff is a batshit insane [[50 Shades of Gay]] fangirl. | File:StoynoffInsane.jpg|Natasha Stoynoff is a batshit insane [[50 Shades of Gay]] fangirl. | ||
File:StoynoffTyson.jpg|She also has a thing for '''''actual rapists''''' such as [[Mike Tyson]]. | File:StoynoffTyson.jpg|She also has a thing for '''''actual rapists''''' such as [[Mike Tyson]]. | ||
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File:HuffpostEditors.jpg|Huffpost is known for its editors' non-biased reporting and [[LULZ|diversity]]. | |||
File:CathyHellerDemocunt.png|Cathy Heller is a life-long [[democrat|democunt]]. | |||
File:WilmaFingerdoo.jpg|Mafinger Wontdo | File:WilmaFingerdoo.jpg|Mafinger Wontdo | ||
</ | File:AllredLeaks.jpg|Allred's motives. | ||
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File:JessicaLeedsConnectTheDots2.jpg | |||
File:JessicaLeedsConnectTheDots3.jpg | |||
File:ReedsFamiry.jpg|Her family show clear support for a certain crooked politician and rape-enabler. | |||
File:TruthJew.jpg|Rachel Crooks gets owned by family friend Lona Burnstein{{Jew}}, [[Divide by zero|Jew of Truth]]. | |||
File:MyLifeJessica.jpg | |||
File:DNCAntiTrumpScheme.jpg | |||
File:WikileaksTrumpGrope.jpg | |||
File:DNCFakingTrumpAssaults.jpg | |||
File:NooneBelievesMe.jpg|Almost noone (even Hilltards) believes Jill Harth enough to give her money. | |||
File:WickedJessica.jpg|Nice [[Tits|product]] placement. | |||
File:JessicaDrakeFleshlight.jpg|She was traumatized by Trump offering to pay her for sex. | |||
File:LeedsThumbsUp.jpg|Wow. | |||
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== Lying Bitches for Hillary == | |||
[[File:Hillucifer.jpg|thumb|Satan is proud of Jessica. Satan is proud of all [[Sheep|her children]].]] | |||
[[File:TrumpWithClintonVictims.jpg|thumb|Hillary was butthurt that Trump helped give a voice to [[Bill Clinton|her wife's]] rape victims.]] | |||
[[File:Scandals.jpg|thumb|Why Hillary had to resort to slandering her opponent.]] | |||
[[File:ClintonBullshit.jpg|thumb|How serial-liars attempt to win presidential elections.]] | |||
[[File:ClintonRat.jpg|thumb|The media wants you to think that fake rape is worse than [[Treason|letting 4 Americans die in Benghazi to cover up your illegal arms deals]].]] | |||
[[File:TrumpLockerRoom.jpg|thumb|According to the MSM, Trump hangs out with [[Brock Turner]], [[Bill Cosby]] and Subway's [[Jared]].]] | |||
Despite the mountain of the evidence showing that Donald Trump was ''the actual victim'', the filthy, Jew-run mainstream media continued to [[Rickroll|roll with]] the "Trump is a sexual predator." narrative in yet another attempt to rig the election for their anointed queen, [[Hillary Clinton|Killary Rotten Cunton]]. | |||
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I wouldn't be surprised if you received more than a few letters from people (mostly women) about to ''To Have and to Hold, Till Driven Apart'' (Cars section, Oct. 23). I have thought long and hard about how to communicate to my husband, the true alpha male, that his driving is terrible. | |||
I've never had an accident, he says. Yes, but he will make a new lane so he can get ahead of the other cars, he will race through a yellow light, and he will drag-race with the car next to him. Oh, and when the light changes, he absolutely defines the New York minute. | |||
I have said to him: This is not a race. Driving in the left lane is not a God-given right. Pushing through pedestrians to turn is not gentleman-like behavior. | |||
I am lucky. I have a wonderful man as a husband, but he is a fool when he drives.|Jessica Leeds, telling ''The New York Times'' that she hates [[alpha male]]s}} | |||
{{quote|I had a dream and in it, God warned me to speak the truth. He said, judge not lest ye be judged. It is your duty as a mother, as a grandmother, to stop this man's evil empire from spreading and doing more harm to the innocent of the world.|"Jessica Leeds" on Facebook}} | |||
Oh, and we can't forget to mention the "[[Liar|13-year-old rape victim]]" who took a short break from [[Sob story|sobbing]] about her supposed "abuse" at the hands of Trump and [[Jew|Jeffrey Epstein]] to accuse Trump of committing an even more horrible crime – being a [[racist]] towards [[Muslims]], [[Mexicans]], [[niggers]] and even [[Mock|insulting]] his Jewish [[paedophile]] friend Jeffrey Epstein. | |||
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[[File: | == They'll Rig It For Free == | ||
[[File:TheyRigItForFree.jpg|thumb|Ted Boutrous and Laurence Tribe's disgusting faces in all of their high-definition glory.]] | |||
[[File:BoutrousEvidence.jpg|thumb|Jew and Cuck: The Animated Series]] | |||
Upon seeing the influx of [[Anita Sarkeesian|damsels in distress]], a pair of "first amendment lawyers" named '''Ted Boustrous''' and '''Laurence Tribe''' decided to score some easy Twitter points by offering to represent any Trump accusers pro bono (a [[Latin]] term meaning "[[He does it for free]]") in the name of defending a woman's right to [[Cunt|slander a man with false rape accusations]]. | |||
{{quote|I repeat: I will represent pro bono anyone #Trump sues for exercising their free speech rights. Many other lawyers have offered to join me|Ted Boutrous, referring to [[slander]] as "free speech"}} | |||
{{quote|I feel compelled to offer my services free of charge because I don’t think rich or otherwise powerful characters like Trump should feel free to abuse people, whether women or others, just because they have the money to threaten their victims with high-cost litigation if they dare to speak up and identify their assailants.|Laurence Tribe, tossing Trump's presumption of innocence out the goddamn window}} | |||
== The Trumps Strike Back == | |||
[[File:MelaniaTrump.png|thumb|Melania Trump]] | [[File:MelaniaTrump.png|thumb|Melania Trump]] | ||
[[File:SexyJessica.jpg|thumb|Jessica Leeds]] | [[File:SexyJessica.jpg|thumb|Jessica Leeds]] | ||
[[File:BitchThreatensTrump.jpg|thumb|If you can't prove your accusations then threaten to sue the person you're accusing!]] | |||
[[File:PraiseTrump.jpg|thumb]] | |||
On October 18, 2016, Jessica Leeds decided to do an interview with [[No|reliable]] celebrity news source ''[[TMZ]]'' – yes, '''''that TMZ'''''. | On October 18, 2016, Jessica Leeds decided to do an interview with [[No|reliable]] celebrity news source ''[[TMZ]]'' – yes, '''''that TMZ'''''. | ||
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|Donald Trump went to Gettysburg, one of the most extraordinary places in American history, and basically said if he is president, he will spend his time suing women who have made charges against him based on his behavior.|Hillary Clinton, endorsing Donald Trump for president | |||
|Trump's threat to sue his current accusers is also about intimidating future accusers from coming forward.|Joy Reid, being an MSM whore | |||
|Clinton 50%, Trump 38%. This excludes 11th accuser - and the next roughly 10 accusers coming forward through Allred over next 16 days|(((Mark Russell)), proving that the election is rigged | |||
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== BAWWWWW! ABA CENSORED ME! BAWWWWW!!111 == | |||
[[File:SusanSeager.jpg|thumb|Susan Seager, "[[Free speech|First Amendment Lawyer]]" and Clinton shill.]] | |||
[[File:AbbaFoil.jpg|thumb|ABBA, prior to "censoring" Susan Seager's libelous article about Trump.]] | |||
[[File:Doubtfire.jpg|thumb|Another photo of the [[Witch|hag]].]] | |||
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|But I did not expect to be censored by the American Bar Association when I tried to publish my study/article, “Donald J. Trump Is a Libel Bully but Also a Libel Loser.” | |||
But that’s what happened last week. The ABA refused to publish my article detailing how Trump and his companies have a history of filing meritless speech-related lawsuits – unless I changed my “tone.”|Susan Seager, being buttmad that ABA is above slandering people | |||
|'''James Dimos''', Deputy Executive Director of the ABA, said in an October 19 email to Lee that the ABA was concerned about being sued by Trump, and uncomfortable with the “tone” and “partisan” nature of my article. The ABA would run my article – but only if key words about Trump were censored. | |||
My catchy and accurate headline, “Donald J. Trump Is a Libel Bully but Also a Libel Loser” would be changed to the bland “Presidential Election Demonstrates Need for anti-SLAPP laws.”|That actually sounds perfectly reasonable, cunt | |||
|My first sentence, “Donald J. Trump is a libel bully” would be replaced by the dull wording, “One of the many interesting facets of this year’s Presidential campaign has been the multiple attacks on the media, the First Amendment, and the judicial system itself by one of the candidates, Donald J. Trump.” | |||
Also on the ABA chopping block: calling a Trump libel suit “the crankiest” and saying Trump “does not understand” libel law and has “zero sense of humor.”|Susan Seager, suggesting that The Donald is [[unfunny]] | |||
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|So a professional organization does not want a biased, unprofessional rant and you actually go on this site and whine about it like a baby? This woman sounds like she is 5 years old. What an entitled jerk and a perfect example of liberals in 2016. "I want to write whatever I want!"|lawdog | |||
|You have no inalienable right to be published by this organization. The tone of the article veers into the unprofessional, at least in the examples you cite.|Faux Real | |||
|Sounds like the ABA did not want to run a biased, politically motivated article.|SteppyJ412 | |||
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== Election Rigging Fail == | == Election Rigging Fail == | ||
[[File:Trumpslide.jpg|thumb|''The New York Times'' will change their tune after Trump | [[File:SalonTrumpChart.jpg|thumb|The election according to the [[Netoraserare|cuckfaced]] [[virgins]] at [[Salon]].]] | ||
[[File:Trumpslide.jpg|thumb|Perhaps ''The New York Times'' will change their tune after Trump wins in a landslide.]] | |||
[[File:ThisIsNotWorkingHillary.jpg|center|link=Fail]] | [[File:ThisIsNotWorkingHillary.jpg|center|link=Fail]] | ||
[[File:YouGotTrumped.jpg|center|500px|link=Owned]] | |||
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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|Trumpies: Let's pretend some of Trump's accusers are lying. 3. 5. 8. Lets say 11! Know what that means? HE IS STILL A SEXUAL ASSAULTER.|Smartassicus Totalus, believing that [[Fallacious Reasoning|Trump is guilty even if he's innocent]] | |Trumpies: Let's pretend some of Trump's accusers are lying. 3. 5. 8. Lets say 11! Know what that means? HE IS STILL A SEXUAL ASSAULTER.|Smartassicus Totalus, believing that [[Fallacious Reasoning|Trump is guilty even if he's innocent]] | ||
|This is simply an attempt by Trump to intimidate those brave women stepping forward. He won't sue, for fear of the discovery process.|Nicholas Kristof | |||
|The 11th Trump Accuser, Jessica Drake, is especially brave, given the attacks she's about to endure. No one wants this kind of attention.|Tanya Greene | |||
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'''Social Media Bitch List''' | '''Social Media Bitch List''' | ||
* <s>{{facebook|jessica.leeds.560|Jessica Leeds}}</s> - LOL BALEETED | * <s>{{facebook|jessica.leeds.560|Jessica Leeds}}</s> - LOL BALEETED | ||
* | * {{facebook|natasha.stoynoff|Natasha Stoynoff}} | ||
* {{facebook|hiimmelinda|Melinda Rose "Mindy" McGillivray}} | * {{facebook|hiimmelinda|Melinda Rose "Mindy" McGillivray}} | ||
* {{facebook|cathy.s.heller.3|Cathy Schragis Heller}} | * {{facebook|cathy.s.heller.3|Cathy Schragis Heller}} | ||
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* {{twitter|mega2e|Megan Twohey}} - One of the cunty anti-Trump NYT reporters who started this lie. | * {{twitter|mega2e|Megan Twohey}} - One of the cunty anti-Trump NYT reporters who started this lie. | ||
* {{twitter|mikiebarb|Michael Barbaro}} - Cuck incarnate. | * {{twitter|mikiebarb|Michael Barbaro}} - Cuck incarnate. | ||
* {{twitter|seagreen55|Susan Seager}} - The "First Amendment Lawyer" who wrote an article libeling Trump. | |||
* {{twitter|LisaBloom|Lisa Bloom}} | |||
'''The Other Bitches''' | '''The Other Bitches''' |
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Jessica Hopkins Leeds (née Caldwell) is a shriveled 82-year-old prune and Hillary Clinton operative who, in October of 2016, attempted to undermine America's fine democracy by taking part in an incredibly trashy New York Times attack article where she falsely-accused The Donald of "sexually assaulting" her on an aeroplane 30 fucking years ago. Unfortunately for old and technologically-challenged Jessica, the über-1337 cyber-sleuths of the internets are not easily fooled and they quickly realized that her story had more holes in it than the kids who attend Sandy Hook.
In exchange for her soul, Jessica received: 15-minutes of airtime on the Clinton News Network, a bag of jewgold from Hillary herself, her very own article on Encyclopædia Dramatica, and the fine gift of being E-raped harder than the young girl that Glenn Beck raped and murdered in 1990. Oh, and she also ended up getting "doxxed" by Fox News' Lou Dobbs.
The story doesn't end there, however, as Jessica's utterly deplorable lies quickly set off The Cosby Effect and encouraged numerous other crazy, unrapeable, gold-digging bitches to come to the media with equally ridiculous stories of being "sexually assaulted" by Donald Trump decades ago.
Trumps on a Plane
On October 12, 2016, The New York Times published a bottom-of-the-barrel shitty attack article that was written by a pair of so-called "journalists" named Michael Barbaro and Megan Twohey. The article told the stories of two women who claimed that future American president Donald J. Trump had sexually harassed and grabbed them right in the pussy at least 100 years ago.
One of the two lying bitches featured in the article was a septuagenarian hag named Jessica Leeds – a registered Democrat who claimed that The Don had forced himself on her during a plane ride in the 1980s. The other lying bitch was a pre-menopausal woman and known liar who is literally named "crooks" – Rachel Crooks.
Jessica claimed that, in the 1980s, she was riding in peasant-class an aeroplane when the stewardess suddenly asked whether she wanted a free upgrade to first-class for absolutely no reason at all. As you probably already guessed, the seat Jessica was relocated to was directly beside Donald Trump. Soon after this, Trump lifted up the armrest between the seats and began fondling Jessica's bodacious A-cups.
After 15-minutes of feeling-up Jessica's non-existent titties, Trump decided to lower his standards and move his hands down towards Jessica's smelly baby-chute. It was at this point that Jessica got up from her seat and immediately retreated to the restroom to both escape from Trump and to see what would happen if she launched her latest miscarriage out of an aeroplane toilet at 30,000 feet.
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Anderson Cooper 180°
After The New York Times' shit piece ran, Jessica decided to appear on the Clinton News Network's Anderson Cooper 360° to read her epic fanfic to the sheepy masses. Anderson Cooper of course being the same silver-haired fudgepacker and sorry excuse for a debate moderator who accused Donald Trump of sexual assault during a nationally televised presidential debate because of the Billy Bush tapes.
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—Jessica Leeds, explaining why the media should have ignored her |
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
Internet detectives soon discovered the fatal flaw in Jessica's story—and no, it wasn't the fact that she allowed Trump to grope her tits for 15-fucking minutes before getting cold feet—ARMRESTS IN 1980S PLANES DON'T LIFT OMGWTFBBQ!!111
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Soon after this startling revelation became public knowledge in the Twittersphere, an unverified account claiming to be New York City Aviation decided to come out and attempt to earn their beloved Senator Palpatine's praise by claiming that some 1980s planes did have liftable armrests.
—NYCAviation, an un-verified Twitter account shilling for Hillary |
Barbaro & 2hey Two: Electric Boogaloo
Shockingly, this was actually not the first time that libtard cuckboy Michael Barbaro and social justice cumdumpster Megan Twohey had attacked Donald Trump. Back in March, 2016, the dynamic duo had published yet another bullshit story in the New York Times entitled Crossing the Line: How Donald Trump Behaved With Women in Private.
As you'd probably expect, they were called out for lying in that article too. But the funniest part? IT WAS ONE OF THEIR OWN SOURCES WHO CALLED THEM OUT!!111
—Rowanne Brewer Lane, calling out these lying twats |
—The Jew York Times, defending slander and asking for it |
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Jessica the Plagiarapist or: How I Learned to Stop Lying and Love Octotrump
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"Doxxed" by Lou Dobbs
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Trump's Alibi Witness is a Britfaginese Paedo-Enabler
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Jessica's Step-Daughter is a Rapist
In the mid-2000s—while Jessica was busy not falsely accusing Donald Trump of sexual assault—her step-daughter, Gail Susan Leeds, was busy helping her boyfriend Ananda Charles Rutkoff lure in unsuspecting retarded women to give him free blowjobs. The setup was simple – Ananda would pose as a helpless cripple and they'd post a job-listing for a caretaker on Craigslist, and the pair would then attempt to convince the dumb bitches who applied for the job that fellatio is a legitimate form of medical treatment for whichever horrible disease Ananda was suffering from.
This scheme may sound completely and utterly retarded, but in the end the pair were able to "trick" 12 incredibly dumb cunts into sucking Ananda's STD-ridden dick before being arrested after a 2-year-long investigation by the police.
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Whoria LOLred and the Cosby Effect
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Trump's False-Accusers
Jessica Leeds
- Claims she was groped for 15 minutes before she finally retracted her consent.
Natasha Stoynoff
- A "writer" for People Magazine who decided to write a shitty fanfic about being assaulted by Trump. Trump's butler even says she's a liar.
Melinda Rose "Mindy" McGillivray
- A known child abuser and drunk driver who's currently fleeing the U.S. because Trump's hand brushed up against her arse at a concert that never even happened.
Jill Harth
- A makeup artist who has attended Trump's rallies despite claiming that he grabbed her pussy in 1992. She's also thanked him for helping her out of an abusive relationship.
Cathy Schragis Heller
- A life-long democrat and DNC donor whose family owns a real estate company that's in direct competition with Trump's.
Ivana Trump
- His ex-wife who has admitted that she lied about being raped.
Summer Zervos
- Former contestant on The Apprentice who supported Trump until his campaign ignored her. Her own family say she's a liar.
Katie Johnson
- A literal 13-year-old whore who claims that she was a victim of Trump and paedojew Jeffrey Epstein despite the fact that she wasn't. Is currently attempting to sell an interview for $1,000,000.
Karena Virginia
- A yoga instructor and writer for the Huffington Shitpost who claims that she stopped wearing short skirts after Trump grabbed her titty at the US Open.
Temple Taggart McDowell
- A self-proclaimed "republican" who is definitely not working for Hillary.
Jessica Drake
- A porn star who claims that she met Trump at a golf game and was offered 10k for sex. She also opened her own online sex shop a mere day before accusing trump.
Jennifer Murphy
Noone
- Noone was sexually assaulted by Donald Trump.
Rudy Giuliani
- Has video evidence of Trump grabbing her titties.
- The only person that we can confirm was actually raped by Donald Trump.
More Lying Bitches
- Kristin Anderson
- Rachel Crooks
- Cassandra Searles
- Ninni Laaksonen
- Mystery Bitch #1
- Mystery Bitch #2
OMG TRUMP SAW ME NEKKID!!111
- Mariah Billado
- Bridget Sullivan
- Tasha Dixon
- Samantha Holvey
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Cock goes where?
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Temple Taggart and Trump, before she falsely accused him of groping her.
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Cassandra Searles invades Kevin Jonas' safe space.
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Child abuser and drunk driver Mindy McGillivray.
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You couldn't even pay someone to rape Cathy Heller.
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Lloyd Heller, pondering what his life would be like if he hadn't fucked this beast.
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Kristin Anderson is fucking fat.
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Before and after Botox.
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Karena Virginia, posing for Vanity Fair.
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"I am ashamed and disgusted of my penis."
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Jessica Drake at the bar.
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Jessica Drake, enjoying her dinner.
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Jessica Drake, wearer of problematic glasses.
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This photo proves something.
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Rachel the Crook
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Summer Zervos, after going through a week's worth of meth in under an hour.
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Jill Harth, plotting to frame Trump.
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Definitely not asking for it.
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Rudy Giuliani
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Mindy McGillivray, showing off her cockhole.
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Kentucky Groped Chicken
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A confirmed Trump victim tells her story to the press.
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The scariest Halloween costume we've ever seen.
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The Butler Sez Trump Dindu It
Not wanting to be outjournaljismed by The New York Times, Sheeple Magazine writer Natasha Stoynoff decided to join the Trump Rape Train and make her own false-accusations against the presidential nominee – something that People Magazine actually ended up printing. Unfortunately for Natasha, the sole witness to the supposed "assault"—Anthony "Tony" Senecal, Bruce Wayne's long-time butler—ended up telling the whole world that she was full of shit.
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—Trump, on Natasha Stoynoff |
—Summer Zervos, telling the truth |
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—Whateva! Trump does what Trump wants! |
—Temple Taggart McDowell, revealing that Hillary is paying her at least 75k |
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CHILD ABUSER
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AND DRUNK DRIVER
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Summer Zervos in April of 2016.
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Summer Zervos after falsely accusing Trump.
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Bruce Jenner is a writer for the Huffington Post.
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Natasha Stoynoff is a batshit insane 50 Shades of Gay fangirl.
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She also has a thing for actual rapists such as Mike Tyson.
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Huffpost is known for its editors' non-biased reporting and diversity.
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Cathy Heller is a life-long democunt.
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Mafinger Wontdo
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Allred's motives.
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Her family show clear support for a certain crooked politician and rape-enabler.
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Rachel Crooks gets owned by family friend Lona Burnstein✡, Jew of Truth.
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Almost noone (even Hilltards) believes Jill Harth enough to give her money.
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Nice product placement.
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She was traumatized by Trump offering to pay her for sex.
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Wow.
Lying Bitches for Hillary
Despite the mountain of the evidence showing that Donald Trump was the actual victim, the filthy, Jew-run mainstream media continued to roll with the "Trump is a sexual predator." narrative in yet another attempt to rig the election for their anointed queen, Killary Rotten Cunton.
—Jessica Leeds, telling The New York Times that she hates alpha males |
—"Jessica Leeds" on Facebook |
Oh, and we can't forget to mention the "13-year-old rape victim" who took a short break from sobbing about her supposed "abuse" at the hands of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein to accuse Trump of committing an even more horrible crime – being a racist towards Muslims, Mexicans, niggers and even insulting his Jewish paedophile friend Jeffrey Epstein.
They'll Rig It For Free
Upon seeing the influx of damsels in distress, a pair of "first amendment lawyers" named Ted Boustrous and Laurence Tribe decided to score some easy Twitter points by offering to represent any Trump accusers pro bono (a Latin term meaning "He does it for free") in the name of defending a woman's right to slander a man with false rape accusations.
—Ted Boutrous, referring to slander as "free speech" |
—Laurence Tribe, tossing Trump's presumption of innocence out the goddamn window |
The Trumps Strike Back
On October 18, 2016, Jessica Leeds decided to do an interview with reliable celebrity news source TMZ – yes, that TMZ.
The "interview" consisted of Jessica going full cunt on Melania Trump by comparing her condemnation of Jessica's lies to Hillary Clinton's cover-ups and threats against Bill Clinton's actual rape victims.
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BAWWWWW! ABA CENSORED ME! BAWWWWW!!111
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Election Rigging Fail
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Gallery
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Jessica in the 1980s.
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80s Jessica was visually indistinguishable from Mick Jagger.
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Jessica Leeds in 2016.
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Dominick Dunne, right before his untimely death at the age of at least 100.
See Also
- Old
- Dyke
- Stag Party
- Lemonparty
- Necrophilia
- Unrapeable
- The Donald
- Hillary Clinton
- Bill Clinton
- Bill Cosby
- 2016 Presidential Election
External Links
Social Media Bitch List
Jessica Leeds- LOL BALEETED- Natasha Stoynoff
- Melinda Rose "Mindy" McGillivray
- Cathy Schragis Heller
- Temple Taggart McDowell
- Jill Harth
- Karena Virginia
- Rachel Crooks
- Kristin Anderson
The "Journalists"
- Megan Twohey - One of the cunty anti-Trump NYT reporters who started this lie.
- Michael Barbaro - Cuck incarnate.
- Susan Seager - The "First Amendment Lawyer" who wrote an article libeling Trump.
- Lisa Bloom
The Other Bitches
- Summer Zervos' cries for halp - Proof that Allred is now taking hostages.
Evidence
- Podesta Email - The so-called evidence that Jessica has the same number as The Clinton Foundation.
- MyLife Report
- Trump blocked my ocean view!!111 - What a (((coincidence)))!
- The Altrusa Club - lol Tripod
- LIKE AN OCTOPUS ON LSD
- A hilarious Facebook page dedicated to her - Most of the people who are calling her out are women.
Personal Info
- Jessica's Real D0xxx - Courtesy of Whitepages.
- [email protected] - Who allows their email to be displayed online in the current year? Old people, that's who.
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